The number one Bulgarian comedian Dimitar Ilchev talks about his fear of being sexually assaulted by a dolphin. He often talks about animals and bestiality. And the stigma attached to people's sexuality. What makes us judgmental and objective to peoples alternative sexual desires See that video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWqelb_lE0I
Dolphins are a widely distributed and diverse group of fully aquatic marine mammals. They are an informal grouping within the order Cetacea, excluding whales and porpoises, so to zoologists the grouping is paraphyletic. The dolphins comprise the extant families
Delphinidae (the oceanic dolphins),
Platanistidae (the
Indian river dolphins), Iniidae (the new world river dolphins), and
Pontoporiidae (the brackish dolphins)
. There are 40 extant species of dolphins. Dolphins, alongside other cetaceans, belong to the clade
Cetartiodactyla with even-toed ungulates, and their closest living relatives are the hippopotamuses, having diverged about 40 million years ago.
Dolphins range in size from the 1.7 metres (
5.6 ft) long and 50 kilograms (
110 lb)
Maui's dolphin to the 9.5 metres (31 ft) and 10 metric tons (11 short tons) killer whale.
Several species exhibit sexual dimorphism, in that the males are larger than females. They have streamlined bodies and two limbs that are modified into flippers. Though not quite as flexible as seals, some dolphins can travel at 55.
5 kilometres per hour (34.5 mph). Dolphins use their conical shaped teeth to capture fast moving prey. They have well-developed hearing − their hearing, which is adapted for both air and water, is so well developed that some can survive even if they are blind. Some species are well adapted for diving to great depths. They have a layer of fat, or blubber, under the skin to keep warm in the cold water.
Although dolphins are widespread, most species prefer the warmer waters of the tropic zones, but some, like the right whale dolphin, prefer colder climates. Dolphins feed largely on fish and squid, but a few, like the killer whale, feed on large mammals, like seals.
Male dolphins typically mate with multiple females every year, but females only mate every two to three years.
Calves are typically born in the spring and summer months and females bear all the responsibility for raising them.
Mothers of some species fast and nurse their young for a relatively long period of time. Dolphins produce a variety of vocalizations, usually in the form of clicks and whistles.
Dolphins are sometimes hunted in places like
Japan, in an activity known as dolphin drive hunting.
Besides drive hunting, they also face threats from bycatch, habitat loss, and marine pollution. Dolphins have been depicted in various cultures worldwide. Dolphins occasionally feature in literature and film, as in the
Warner Bros film
Free Willy. Dolphins are sometimes kept in captivity and trained to perform tricks, but breeding success has been poor and the animals often die within a few months of capture. The most common dolphins kept are the killer whales and bottlenose dolphins.
The Miami Dolphins are a professional
American football franchise located in the
Miami metropolitan area.
The Dolphins are a member of the
East division of the
American Football Conference (
AFC) in the
National Football League (
NFL). The Dolphins play their home games at
Sun Life Stadium in the northern suburb of
Miami Gardens, and have their headquarters in
Davie, Florida. The Dolphins and the
Atlanta Falcons (who also began play in
1961) are the oldest NFL franchises in the
Deep South, and
Miami is the oldest AFC team in that region. However, of the four AFC East teams, they are the only team in the division that was not a charter member of the
AFL.
The Dolphins team was founded by attorney/politician
Joe Robbie and actor/comedian
Danny Thomas. They began play in the
American Football League in 1966. The region had not had a professional football team since the days of the
Miami Seahawks, who played in the
All-America Football Conference in 1946 before becoming the first incarnation of the
Baltimore Colts. For the first few years the
Dolphins full-time training camp and practice facilities were at
Saint Andrew's School, a private boys boarding prep school in
Boca Raton. In
1970 the Dolphins joined the NFL when the
AFL–NFL merger occurred.
The team made its first
Super Bowl appearance in
Super Bowl VI, but lost to the
Dallas Cowboys 24–3.
The following year, the Dolphins completed the NFL's only perfect season culminating in a Super Bowl win, winning all 14 of its regular-season games, both of its NFL playoff games, and also
Super Bowl VII. The
1972 Dolphins were the third NFL team to accomplish a perfect regular season. The Dolphins also won
Super Bowl VIII, becoming the first team to appear in three consecutive
Super Bowls, and the second team
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