Cowboy v. Cowgirls (2012)

Actors: Ernest Goodman (writer), Ernest Goodman (editor), Ernest Goodman (director), Oksana Hayes (producer), Oksana Hayes (producer), Oksana Hayes (writer), Alexandra Dmitrieva (actress), Anna Kuznetzova (actor), Andrei Sidorov (actor), Maria Chudova (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short, Western,

The Damsel Network (2012)

Actors: Jon Woods (director), Mary Jane (actress), Laura Lee (actress), Randy Moore (actress), Ashley Renee (actress), Krystal Summers (actress), Jon Woods (producer), Jon Woods (actor), Candle Boxx (actress), Niki Lee Young (actress), Ikaras Jones (actor), Anna Nolan (actress), Krystal Shay (actor), Chrissy Daniels (actress),

Plot: In this sneak preview for the American Damsel Network's upcoming season, the lovely hostess provides clips of upcoming action. Several scenes from the "American Superheroine Stories" series are shown with buxom heroines are placed in deadly peril by their wily foes. A scene from a forthcoming episode from "Action Nurses" where a captive turns the tables on a well-endowed nurse and relieves her of her costume is shown. Several segments of "Go Hostagetts" featuring cheerleaders in dire peril are aired. In "Miss Shay's Daring Wild West Adventures", a blonde cowgirl is securely roped, silenced with a bandanna and left behind, a helpless struggling captive. The preview winds up with a scene of the buxom hostess securely bound and ball-gagged.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bondage, captive, caught-snooping, cheerleader, coach, cowgirl, naked-woman, nurse, private-detective
Genres: Adult,

Pocket Full of Gold (2009)

Actors: Georgia Chris (actress), Jeff Prugh (editor), Jeff Prugh (director), Cristina Franco (actress), Benjamin Daniele (producer), Benjamin Daniele (actor), Darrell Raby (composer), Hunter Womack (actor), Michael A. Zambelli (actor), Jeffrey Freeman (actor), Dale McKeel (actor), Joanne Spracklen (actress), Daniel Lee Simmons (actor), Doug Tschirhart (actor), Doug Tschirhart (producer),

Plot: Ollie and Abby have a beautiful marriage. But within every couple's happiness lies a sleeping demon, and Ollie is wavering on the edge: 5 years of marriage; 1 year of sobriety; 1 weekend apart; What could possibly go wrong? At 11:34pm, Abby will find out. The following morning, so will Ollie.

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

Actors: Jonah Hill (actor), Ed Helms (actor), Bill Hader (actor), Brad Garrett (actor), Robert Ben Garant (actor), Christopher Guest (actor), Ricky Gervais (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Jay Baruchel (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), Steve Coogan (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), George Foreman (actor), Alain Chabat (actor), Jonah Hill (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: When the lights go off the battle is on.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Amelia Earhart: [in awe] Great Gatsby!

[from trailer]::Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!

Jedediah: Well, lookee here. If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself, come back in time to see us off?::Larry Daley: Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened.::[Larry's answers his cellphone]::Jedediah: Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened. Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzin' box there in your hand! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened! Ain't no mystery!::Octavius: The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours.::Easter Island Head: None, none, dum, dum.

[from trailer]::General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions [Sacajawea raises her hand] [Mumbles her name]::Sacajawea: That is not my name.::General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?::Sacajawea: No.::General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?::Sacajawea: No.::General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished

Larry Daley: Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...::Brandon: No, we don't.::Larry Daley: No?::Brandon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."

Kah Mun Rah: [From trailer] [Confronting Vader] Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.

Amelia Earhart: It's a matter of life and death!::The Thinker: I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death, that beautiful lady over there.::[statue of Aphrodite giggles]::The Thinker: Hey baby, check out the gun show goin' on over here. BOOM, BANG! Firepower!

Easter Island Head: Did any of you Dum-Dums bring me Gum Gum?

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.::Woman: I get that a lot.

Jedediah: I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time I had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.

Gagged and Trussed Costume Captives (2008)

Actors: Veronica Ricci (actress), Ava Addams (actress), Jana Cova (actress), Gia Mancini (actress), Gia Mancini (actress), Veronica Ricci (actress), Claire Adams (actress), Kayden Kross (actress), Holly Manning (actress), Franziska Facella (actress), Lindsay Marie (actress), Kathleen Plummer (actress),

Genres: Adventure,

Bloom (2008)

Actors: Bill Pacer (actor), Vince Canlas (actor), Blake Adams (actor), Blake Adams (actor), Karla Droege (actress), James Sutton (actor), Stan Babola (actor), Brandon O'Dell (actor), Spencer Stephens (actor), Terri Measel Adams (writer), Gregory Sweet (actor), Terri Measel Adams (director), Terri Measel Adams (actress), Mindy Castellanos (actress), Ryan Nathaniel Adams (actor),

Plot: Determined to find her father, Megan travels across space and time following clues in a book. The journey is fraught with dangerous obstacles and she is forced to rely on good virtues and her inner strength to survive. Befriending a cast of kooky characters that help her along the way she finds her father and rescues him from the villain and, in turn, rescues the villain from himself.

Keywords: based-on-story, book, boots, cowboy, dead-mother, fairy, family-relationships, father-daughter-relationship, friend, goblin
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: How far would you go for someone you love?

Stripper Academy (2007)

Actors: Vinnie Bilancio (editor), Richard Tyson (actor), Domiziano Arcangeli (actor), Monique La Barr (actress), Taylor Gerard Hart (actor), Shelly Varod (actress), Eric La Barr (actor), Katie Cleary (actress), Charles Anteby (actor), Robert Amstler (actor), Jenae Altschwager (actress), Tabitha Taylor (actress), Miranda Kwok (actress), James Di Giacomo (actor), Gabriel Pimentel (actor),

Plot: A group of ambitious strippers compete to reach the top of the pole when the owner of a popular strip club attempts to recruit more dancers by opening the first-ever Stripper Academy. A sexy boot camp that teaches inexperienced dancers how to move like the pros, the Stripper Academy holds open enrollment in hopes of recruiting as many beauties as possible. But this is the Ivy League of stripper schools, and students who don't possess the talent to titillate are quickly expelled.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bikini, black-panties, blonde, blue-panties, breasts, buxom, car-washing, cleavage, condom
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Comedy Where They Bare It All, To Find Out Who They Really Are. Higher Learning Just Got Hotter

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)

Actors: Aida Turturro (actress), George Hamilton (actor), Matt Winston (actor), Mike Tyson (actor), Paul Rodriguez (actor), Basil Poledouris (composer), Ronnie Marmo (actor), Nicholas Hammond (actor), John Billingsley (actor), Mark Adair-Rios (actor), Jonathan Banks (actor), Kevin LaRosa (actor), Jay Acovone (actor), Kevin LaRosa (miscellaneous crew), Barbara Harris (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: From the opening shot of a Jurassic Park-esque reptilian eye, you know you're in for a wild ride. As Mick "Crocodile" Dundee sits in a canoe sharpening his famous knife, a monstrous croc hides somewhere in the deep. Suddenly, it attacks, tearing Mick's boat to pieces and leaving him and mate Jacko up a tree. Life for Mick can only get easier, right? When Mick arrives at home, he discovers longtime companion Sue's newspaper-mogul father has called, and needs her help on an article at the paper's Los Angeles branch. Mick, who recognizes his importance in the modernizing bush is now no more than as a tourist attraction, agrees to join her, and together Mick, Sue, and son Mikey head for the wild country of L.A. Here the adventure truly begins, as Mick and Jacko brave a cowboy bar where the horsemen are of a different color, and a Hollywood film party where everyone seems interested in Mick's mate Malcolm "Mal" Gibson's colorful exploits. Soon, Sue's article leads to a sleazy film producer, so Mick gets a job as a monkey wrangler at his studio, where his investigation uncovers some very sketchy goings-on.

Keywords: adventurer, australia, australian, australian-aborigine, australian-abroad, australian-outback, australian-stereotype, beach, beverly-hills-california, boat
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: He heard there was wildlife in L.A. He didn't know how wild.

Quotes:

The Wendy's Girl: Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Good evening, Wendy!

Mikey Dundee: Do people like rats here?

Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.::Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.

Sue Charleton: So did he behave?::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah he was no trouble.::Sue Charleton: Not you. I was talking to Mikey!

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting] Who painted this?::Curator: Pablo Picasso.::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.

[Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.::Jacko: So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you. [winks] Clever buggers, these yanks.

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Couldn't you just buy the actual paintings?::Phil: Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?::Phil: [confused] Like Tom Cruise...... Geez Mick, where you born in a cave?::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah! How'd you know that?::Phil: Never mind.

[After foiling some gangsters who try to mug them]::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now I know why they call L.A. 'The city on wheels'.::Jacko: Why's that?::Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Well they don't even get out of there car to mug ya.

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993)

Actors: Heather Graham (actress), Udo Kier (actor), Angie Dickinson (actress), Pat Morita (actor), Edward James Olmos (actor), Roseanne Barr (actress), Lorraine Bracco (actress), Keanu Reeves (actor), Buck Henry (actor), William S. Burroughs (actor), John Hurt (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Crispin Glover (actor), Lin Shaye (actress), Carol Kane (actress),

Plot: Sissy Hankshaw is born with enormous thumbs that help her hitchhiking through the US from a young age. She becomes a model in advertising and her NY agent 'the Countess' sends her to his ranch in CA to shoot a commercial, set against the background of mating whooping cranes. There, she befriends Bonanza Jellybean, one of the cowgirls at the beauty- ranch. The cowgirls take command of the ranch from the Countess and 'drug' the cranes with 'peyote'. The police besiege the ranch.

Keywords: actor, advertisement, airplane, american-flag, american-indian, asthma, asthma-attack, band, barbecue, bare-breasts
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: There have been many great drivers but only one great passenger.

Quotes:

Delores Del Ruby: [about The Countess] Look at him, perverse as a pink pickle.

Sissy Hankshaw: [reading a road sign] If it's sloppy, says The Chink, best to eat it over the sink.

Sissy Hankshaw: They're drugged?::Bonanza Jellybean: Oh, come off it, Sissy. What do you mean, drugged? Every living thing has a chemical composition, and anything that is added to it changes that composition. If you eat a cheeseburger or a Three Musketeers bar, it changes your body chemistry. The kind of food you eat, the kind of air you breathe, can change your mental state. Does that mean you're drugged?

The Countess: All of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian Countess into a white, middle class, Baptist family in Mississippi, and you'll see what I mean.

The Countess: It's been six months, hasn't it? In some circles that is half a year.

The Countess: There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can't wait too long, you know.

Delores Del Ruby: Playfulness ceases to have a serious purpose when it takes itself too seriously.

Raiders of Sunset Pass (1943)

Actors: Harry Keller (editor), Hank Bell (actor), Smiley Burnette (actor), Fred Burns (actor), Budd Buster (actor), Al Taylor (actor), Isabel La Mal (actress), Louis Gray (producer), John K. Butler (writer), Mort Glickman (composer), John English (director), Roy Barcroft (actor), Eddie Dew (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), Jack Ingram (actor),

Plot: World War II is raging and the manpower shortage has hit the range since every able-bodied cowboy of military age is off fighting for Uncle Sam. Dad Mathews, a rancher with a huge government contract order for beef, has trouble with the cattle rustlers, led by Henry Judson and Lefty Lewis, who are taking advantage of the situation to steal his herds. John Paul Revere, Special State Investigator, arrives, and upon meeting Mathews' daughter, Betty, gets the idea of recruiting the hard-riding daughters of the district into the WAPS, an organization which will be to the cattle country what the WACS and WAVES are to the Army and Navy. He trains them in military procedure and provides them with radio sending-and-receiving sets. Johnny's sidekick, Frog Millhouse, finds himself the possessor of a "walkie-talkie" which he considers just a "doo-dad" at first, but which is instrumental in the end, in helping Johnny and the WAPS trap the gang of rustlers in their hideout.

Keywords: john-paul-revere-series
Genres: Western,
Taglines: Manpower Shortage Hits The West... So... The Cowgirls Take Over And... Patrol The Range, Seething With Lawlessness And Danger!