Cultural Caviar
With Apologies to Nathan Hale
The English writer E.M. Forster infamously said that if he had to betray either his...
Issue of the Century
On the Mafia’s DoorstepThe Mediterranean isle of Sicily has long been a lily pad for those who seek to hop... |
News
The Week That PerishedThe Week’s Most Prophetic, Synthetic, and Prosthetic Headlines RAPPER’S ANKLE... |
Zeitgeist
You Just CantThe longer I live, the more humbug there is. Whether this is a real increase or... |
Elections
Lining Up to Get BernedI went to a Bernie Sanders rally dressed as a liberal douche and it went exactly as... |
Alternative Right
The Conservative Media MeltdownHowever the Trump War resolves itself, we’ve already seen at least one... |
Injured Parties
Chopping Down Old HickoryInstead of wishing he’d shot Henry Clay, I bet Andrew Jackson is now wishing he... |
Culture Clash
The San Fran Whitening PlanThe city of San Francisco has become a notoriously unaffordable place to live.... |
Shaidle Unchained
Typhoid Bono Testifies“Surely this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever said…. “If you can’t grab... |
Idiocracy
A Handy Guide to Popular Social Justice Hashtags (And What They Really Mean)As everyone with two brain cells to rub together is well aware, a tremendous amount... |
News
The Week That PerishedThe Week’s Dingiest, Stingiest, and Cringiest Headlines CANADIAN TRANNY SHRIEKS AT... |
Scandal
The Panama CabalWhen the news broke that more than 11 million documents had, in effect, been stolen... |
Injured Parties
Feminism Is Ruining Women’s Soccer“Equal pay for equal work should be a fundamental principle of our economy,”... |
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