Wo zhi nv ren xin (2011)

Actors: Kelly Hu (actress), Andy Lau (actor), Andy Lau (producer), Sanping Han (producer), Li Gong (actress), Russell Wong (actor), Albert Yeung (producer), Dong Yu (producer), Dong Yu (producer), Jeffrey Chan (producer), Jeffrey Chan (producer), Hai Cheng Zhao (producer), Osric Chau (actor), Katharine Kim (producer), Albert Lee (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Chelsea on the Rocks (2008)

Actors: Abel Ferrara (director), Giancarlo Esposito (actor), Adam Goldberg (actor), Abel Ferrara (writer), Grace Jones (actress), Andy Warhol (actor), Dennis Hopper (actor), William S. Burroughs (actor), Abel Ferrara (actor), Ethan Hawke (actor), Walter Cronkite (actor), Milos Forman (actor), Jerry Garcia (actor), Robert Oppel (actor), Quentin Crisp (actor),

Plot: Chelsea on the Rocks celebrates the personalities and artistic voices that have emerged from the legendary residence, the Chelsea Hotel, in the heart of New York. Once considered an untouchable, impenetrable tower for writers, artists, musicians and mavericks, it has recently been claimed as a boutique hotel venture for a management company that shows blatant disregard for its formidable history.

Keywords: actor, artist, hotel, interview, musician, new-york, painter, reference-to-september-11-2001, surreal
Genres: Documentary,

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)

Actors: Tara Strong (actress), Tress MacNeille (actress), Edie McClurg (actress), Pat Carroll (actress), Rene Auberjonois (actor), Tress MacNeille (actress), Cam Clarke (actor), Kenneth Mars (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Clancy Brown (actor), Stephen Furst (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Buddy Hackett (actor), Susan Bradley (miscellaneous crew), Jodi Benson (actress),

Plot: After having found a magic locket which shows the kingdom of Atlantica, Melody decides to run away from home and find the truth behind it. Ariel eventually discovers that her daughter has run away after being told by Sebastian. Ariel must turn back into a mermaid to go into the sea once more to find her missing daughter. However, the crazy sister of Ursula, named Morgana intends to take control over the entire ocean. Ariel and her friends must stop Morgana from accomplishing the mission that Ursula failed and save Melody from her evil clutches.

Keywords: 12-year-old, 1830s, 1850s, 19th-century, betrayal, birthday-party, coming-of-age, crab, dance, danger
Genres: Animation, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: 10 years ago, a mermaid dreamed of life on the land. Now her daughter dreams of the sea. Get ready for a story unlike any other. Return to the sea September 19

Quotes:

Ariel: Where did you get this? [holding a locket given to Melody by King Triton]::Melody: I... I found it.::Ariel: You went over the wall, didn't you?::Melody: Actually, I went under it. I hate that stupid wall!::Ariel: Melody, you know you're not allowed in the sea.::Melody: But why? And why does that necklace have my name on it?::Ariel: Melody, listen to me...::Melody: You're hiding something from me!::Ariel: You deliberately disobeyed me! I never want you going out there again! Do you hear me? It's dangerous in the sea!::Melody: How would you know? You've never even been in it!

Melody: I'm sorry, mother.::Ariel: Oh no, sweetie, we're sorry. We should've told you the truth.::Melody: I just wanted to be a better mermaid than a girl.::Ariel: Oh no sweetie, it doesn't matter if you have fins or feet. We love you for who you are on the inside, our very brave little girl.

Sebastian: [mimicking King Triton] "Sebastian, you watch over her," he said. I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS! A crab my age should be retired! Getting a tan! Playing sea golf! SIPPING A TUNA COLADA! Not babysitting another teenager.

Ariel: We'll be right down. Just give us two minutes.::Eric: Right, two minutes... [mumbles to himself after closing the door] Now, where have I heard that line before?

King Triton: [referring to Melody] Sebastian, you will watch over her.::Sebastian: Me? Aww! [faints, falling off od his rock and into the sea]

Melody: Hey, Scuttle! Hey, Sebastian! What's kickin'?::Scuttle: Uh, what's kickin'? Hmm... let me see. [he knocks on his head] Don't rush me!::Sebastian: Ha! You know perfectly well what's *kicking*!

Ariel: We have to keep Melody away from her. Until Morgana is found Melody can't go in the sea.::Flounder: But Ariel...::Ariel: I'm sorry Flounder, but if Morgana is anything like Ursula, she will never give up. This is the only way. Melody can't know about merpeople or Atlantica or even about you, Daddy.::King Triton: Very well, Ariel, you're right.

Morgana: [has Ariel trapped in her tentacle] Your mommy was only trying to protect you from moi. What she did, she did out of...::[squeezes Ariel's cheeks]::Morgana: LOVE!::[lets go of Ariel's cheeks]::Morgana: Little Melody's been a very naughty girl, stealing from her own grandfather.::Melody: My grandfather?::Morgana: King Triton! Ruler of Atlantica. Commander of the sea.::[wraps her tentacle around Ariel's mouth]::Morgana: At least he was until some thief came along.::Melody: You tricked me!

Morgana: This isn't the end, Triton! It's just the beginning!::[Starts laughing]::King Triton: After her!::Morgana: [Continues laughing; of screen] You'll never find me, but I'll find you! And your precious granddaughter!::King Triton: We must not rest until that mad woman is vanquished! Find her! FIND HER!::[Starts lighting and thundering]

Morgana: A party!::[cackling]::Morgana: I didn't miss the cake and ice cream, did I?::King Triton: Morgana? Surrender the baby or I'll...::Morgana: Ah ah ah!::[kisses Melody]::Morgana: Ursula simply would have loved to come, but something came up.::[climbing up the side of the ship]::Morgana: Now what was it? Oh yes, you all shishcabbobed her! One minute you're on top, the next you're sushi. And I asked you gramps is that fair? But then who said we had to play fair? Oh Undertow!::Undertow: Make way, little mershrimp! I'm coming through!::[opens mouth]::Morgana: [holding Melody above Undertow's mouth] Now hand over the trident or you precious granddaughter is sharkchow!::King Triton: You can have anything you want; just don't harm little Melody.::Morgana, King Triton: Well, I get the trident, avenge poor unfortunate Ursula, and gain all the powers of the ocean! And it's not even 10:00, not a bad morning.

Suits (1999)

Actors: Larry Pine (actor), Irma St. Paule (actress), Steve Carell (actor), Ronald Guttman (actor), Robert Klein (actor), Paul Lazar (actor), Marshall Dancing Elk Lucas (actor), Edoardo Ballerini (actor), Joelle Carter (actress), Marla Sucharetza (actress), Pat Irwin (composer), Michaline Babich (actress), James Villemaire (actor), Tony Hendra (actor), Alexandra Neil (actress),

Plot: A deodorant company with a product called "Smell No Mo" pits two rival ad agencies in a race to come up with a campaign for a new-fangled sanitary napkin called Vorcan. The advertising satire follows the New York firm of Cranston & Co. as they fight rival Hoffman & Partners. Cranston fires his creative director which puts a young copywriter with a literature degree on the front line, even though he doesn't want to be. The contest comes down to a schmaltzy campaign by Hoffman with music by Air Supply that uses the tagline "Vorcan: your own personal air supply." or a more down to earth campaign from Cranston of "The pad ain't bad!"

Keywords: advertising, independent-film
Genres: Comedy,

The Best Movie Ever Made (1994)

Actors: Adam West (actor), Chris LaMont (director), Chris LaMont (producer), Chris LaMont (writer), Chris LaMont (actor), Chris Redish (actor), Steve Michaels (actor), Steve Bencich (writer), Steve Bencich (actor), Robert Sucato (actor), Steve Bencich (actor), Steve Bencich (producer), Steve Bencich (director), Saul Friedman (actor), Steve Watson (actor),

Plot: This comedy sketch conglomeration (in the tradition of "_Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)_") is based on the idea that the viewer is watching cable TV and switching channels rather capriciously. Over a dozen separate sketches appear, but one particular sketch, "Battle for the Planet of Cheese" recurs in pieces again and again. "Battle for the Planet of Cheese" is a movie-within-a-movie which parodies "_Star Wars (1977)_ (qv)", "_Planet of the Apes (1968)_ (qv)", "_Aliens (1986)_ (qv)", "Star Trek (1976)" and many other science fiction films. Throughout the film the current "cable channel" appears on the screen every time a supposed channel change occurs.

Keywords: five-word-title, sketch-comedy, spoof, television
Genres: Comedy,

Quarantine (1989)

Actors: Charles Wilkinson (director), Graeme Coleman (composer), Garwin Sanford (actor), Charles Wilkinson (producer), Janet D. Munro (miscellaneous crew), Tom McBeath (actor), Roman Podhora (actor), Mark Acheson (actor), Jerry Wasserman (actor), Charles Wilkinson (writer), Mary Anne Waterhouse (miscellaneous crew), Rob Morton (actor), Sheila Paterson (actress), Kim Kondrashoff (actor), David Brass (actor),

Plot: In a futuristic society being decimated by plague, a fascist movement seizes power and quarantines not only the plague victims, but anyone related to them. Rebels trying to assassinate a particularly reactionary senator stumble onto a computer programmer trying to track and eradicate the disease.

Keywords: catfight, concentration-camp, contamination, cyberpunk, disease, dystopia, evil-corporation, female-nudity, government, infection
Genres: Sci-Fi,

Tesna koza 3 (1988)

Actors: Vojislav Kostic (composer), Nikola Simic (actor), Rahela Ferari (actress), Jelisaveta Sablic (actress), Dragomir Stanojevic (actor), Melita Bihali (actress), Ruzica Sokic (actress), Mija Aleksic (actor), Milan Gutovic (actor), Zika Milenkovic (actor), Predrag Milinkovic (actor), Vojislav Brajovic (actor), Velimir 'Bata' Zivojinovic (actor), Petar Markovic (editor), Aleksandar Djordjevic (director),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Dimitrije Mita Pantic: Nisu moje pare, Sojicu!::Srecko Sojic: Znam da nisu, Panticu. Pitam se cije su.::Dimitrije Mita Pantic: Nasao sam ih.::Srecko Sojic: Sucajno, a?::Dimitrije Mita Pantic: Sasvim slucajno!::Srecko Sojic: U autobusu?::Dimitrije Mita Pantic: Ma ne, u tramvaju.::Srecko Sojic: Aha. Otje to Panticu, otje. Svuda okolo jure tramvaji puni s' devize umotane u prljavi peskitji.

Strange Bargain (1949)

Actors: Frederic Knudtson (editor), Friedrich Hollaender (composer), Lillie Hayward (writer), Joel Friedkin (actor), Robert Bray (actor), Carl Sklover (actor), Sid Rogell (producer), Harry Morgan (actor), Al Murphy (actor), James Nolan (actor), Henry O'Neill (actor), Charles Flynn (actor), John Hamilton (actor), Walter Sande (actor), Martha Scott (actress),

Plot: Sam Wilson is having a hard time making ends meet. When he asks his boss for a raise, he finds out that the company is closing down and he'll be out of a job. His boss decides to commit suicide so that his family can benefit from his insurance. He asks Sam to help make it look like murder. Sam thinks he has convinced the boss not to commit suicide. But the boss does it anyway, so Sam follows the instructions the boss had given him, to make it look like murder.

Keywords: insurance-money, making-ends-meet
Genres: Crime, Drama, Film-Noir,

Saratoga (1937)

Actors: Jonathan Hale (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Lionel Barrymore (actor), Herbert Ashley (actor), Hooper Atchley (actor), Jesse Graves (actor), Frankie Darro (actor), Edgar Dearing (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Dudley Dickerson (actor), Cliff Edwards (actor), Sam Flint (actor), George Chandler (actor), Clark Gable (actor), Sam Harris (actor),

Plot: Carol Clayton is the daughter of a horse breeder at Saratoga. Though engaged to wealthy Hartley Madison, and disgusted by bookie Duke Bradley, her father owes Bradley a lot of money and Bradley takes a shine to her.

Keywords: african-american, auction, betting, black-stereotype, blonde, bookie, bookmaker, cigar-smoking, cold-cream, cosmetics
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: A Tribute and a Triumph that the world demanded to see . . . ! ! TO THE PUBLIC: We announce the presentation of Jean Harlow's last picture...a production the whole world has been waiting for.

Quotes:

Duke Bradley: Honey, I love ya!

Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer: We women can do things to a man we love that men wouldn't do to a rattlesnake.

Duke Bradley: Why, honey, you look sharp as a razor.

Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer: Oh, there he is, the sweetheart!::Duke Bradley: Who, your husband?::Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer: No, that colt!

Grandpa Clayton: [Rhetorically] How do yuh think I'm gonna run a stallion farm without a stud?

Grandpa Clayton: [to Duke] Say, we got more dead horses on this place than live ones!

Jesse Kiffmeyer: [to Maizie about her use of his cold cream] From now on, Madam, your face is in your own hands!

Maizie: You'll never know what my face looked like before your preparation.::Jesse Kiffmeyer: [Dryly] I can imagine.

Jesse Kiffmeyer: Are you the caretaker here?::Grandpa Clayton: [Taking offense] Caretaker, you infernal jackass! My grandfather built this dump!

Duke Bradley: [Talking about Jesse] Fritzi, you give him a kiss or I will!

The Land of Oz, a Sequel to the 'Wizard of Oz' (1932)

Actors: L. Frank Baum (writer), The Meglin Kiddies (actor), Ethel Meglin (producer), Ethel Meglin (director), Donald Henderson (actor), Louise Ringland (actress), Caryl Roberts (actress), Glenna Vaughn (actress), Sissie Flynn (actress), Fred Osbourn (actor), Maryeruth Boone (actress), Zoë Boyer (actress), Matt Flynn (actor),

Plot: General Jinjur approaches Mombi for aid in conquering the Scarecrow king of the Emerald City. Meanwhile, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers does cartwheels prior to the annunciation of the return of Dorothy. Several dances later, Dorothy notices a miniature statue of Nick Chopper. Wishing he were present, she uses the powder of life, and with the magic words, "Wogglebug! Whimsy!" transforms the statue into the real Nick Chopper, who thanks her for bringing him to the city. They do more dances as General Jinjur summons her all-girl army by tap dancing on a drum. At this point the sound drops out on the existing print as they raid the city, leaving Scarecrow and Nick on the run, Jellia disguised as the SGW, and taking Dorothy to Mombi, who imprisons her on a flaming table, with slave boy Tip trying to rescue her.

Keywords: based-on-novel, partially-lost-soundtrack
Genres: ,