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War Grooms (2014)

Actors: Chip Rossetti (producer), Timothy Paul Taylor (director), Timothy Paul Taylor (writer), Timothy Paul Taylor (actor), Timothy Paul Taylor (producer), Jason Welden (actor), Mark Dessauer (actor), Mark Clem (writer), Mark Clem (producer), Brent Bredhold (actor), Stuart E. Harris (actor), Diana Schmitt (actress), Sabath Brown (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Axe-Wielding Knights of Rock N' Roll Camelot (2013)

Actors: Robyn Slack (producer), Robyn Slack (writer), Robyn Slack (actor), Joshua Lee Coss (actor), Joshua Lee Coss (producer), Damon Savill (actor), Kaitlin Simpson (actor), Jonah Stein-MacLean (actor), Elysia Tegart (costume designer), Janet Savill (director), Laena Anderson (actor), Kevin Cutting (editor), Stephanie Belland (actor), Kevin Coss (actor), Wolfe Junge (actor),

Plot: In an ancient kingdom, two orphan brothers (Joshua Lee Coss and Robyn Slack) embark upon an epic quest to save their people... using electric guitars and the power of rock n' roll. Accompanied by an ill-tempered peasant (Laena Anderson) and beleaguered by a mysterious curmudgeon (Damon Savill), they face fearsome enemies both musical and magical... but it will take more than a few hot licks to defeat the evil Archbishop (Jonah Stein-MacLean). Do the brothers have what it takes? Or will rock n' roll remain outlawed forever?

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Machan (2008)

Actors: Gero Brugmann (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Warbeck (composer), Henning Molfenter (producer), Conchita Airoldi (producer), Sonja B. Zimmer (miscellaneous crew), Malini Fonseka (actress), Andrew Warren (producer), Peer Martiny (actor), Caroline Veyssière (miscellaneous crew), Masahiro Hirakubo (editor), Katja Hoerstmann (miscellaneous crew), Katja Hoerstmann (miscellaneous crew), Robert How (producer), Mahendra Perera (actor), Stefan Mehren (actor),

Plot: A group of desperate slum dwellers, living on the margins of society under impossible pressures, find an invitation to a handball tournament in Bavaria to be the answer to their prayers, a one way ticket to the West and the wealth that will solve all their problems.

Keywords: based-on-true-story, handball, immigration-fraud, one-word-title
Genres: Comedy,

Loose Cannons (1990)

Actors: Paul Koslo (actor), Reg E. Cathey (actor), Thomas Kopache (actor), Tobin Bell (actor), Alex Hyde-White (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), Gene Hackman (actor), David Alan Grier (actor), Ronny Cox (actor), Dom DeLuise (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Arthur French (actor), Bill Fagerbakke (actor), Robert Prosky (actor), Dick O'Neill (actor),

Plot: Mac, the two fisted savy cop finds that he's being saddled with a new partner, a known burn out, to work with him on a new and difficult case. The new partner is, Ellis, an amazing detective, one who puts Sherlock Holmes to shame with his lightning fast deductions. Ellis has a couple of problems. He keeps assuming the personalities of entire casts of Television shows. This can be a problem when people begin shooting at them.

Keywords: allergy, bar, bar-fight, bare-chested-male, being-followed, billiards, boat, box-office-flop, buddy-cop, car-chase
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Detective Mack Stern is facing the greatest challenge of his career... his new partner. Gene Hackman is a cop who's lost his paitence. Dan Aykroyd is his partner who's lost his mind. A comedy with personality... Lots of them.

Quotes:

Mac: Mr. Gutterman come out of recovery yet?::Nurse: Mr. Gutterman? Oh, you mean the whale from hell?::Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Nurse!::Nurse: Right on cue. Room 116. Help yourself.::Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Help!::Mac: Aren't you going to go in and see what's wrong with him?::Nurse: I'd rather set my head on fire and have it put out with a sledgehammer.::Harry 'The Hippo' Gutterman: Nurse!::Mac: I'd like to see that actually.

Ellis Fielding: Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall!

Rachel: Having a bad day?::Mac: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.::Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.

Mac: This place looks like an explosion in a dairy.

Mac: [Closing scene, at the hospital] I know you were looking forward to being partners, and so was I really. Riva recruited Harry and I to be secret agents with the Israeli government. You know, the Mossad.::Ellis Fielding: Yeah.::Mac: Naturally, I have to convert to Judaism. I'm gonna be bar mitzvahed tomorrow. We leave for Tel Aviv the next day to train at a secret site in the Sinai Desert.::Ellis Fielding: Really?::Mac: Yeah. The only thing I'm worried about is, I have to be circumcised.::Ellis Fielding: Circumcised? You're kidding.::Mac: Yeah.::Ellis Fielding: [Realizing it was all a joke] Oh, Mac. Mac, Mac, Mac. You know why we make such good partners?::Mac: No. Why?::Ellis Fielding: Because technically, you're crazier than I am.::Mac: I knew that.

Real Men (1987)

Actors: James Le Gros (actor), James Belushi (actor), Miles Goodman (composer), Ronald L. Carr (miscellaneous crew), Allan Graf (actor), John Ritter (actor), Barbara Barrie (actress), Charles Walker (actor), Martin Bregman (producer), Ralph Rosenblum (miscellaneous crew), Buck Kartalian (actor), Joan Eisenberg (miscellaneous crew), Jodie Lynn Tillen (costume designer), Malcolm Campbell (editor), Jophery C. Brown (actor),

Plot: Jim Belushi plays a super-competent secret agent on the trail of Russian thugs. John Ritter plays a milquetoast dad who gets mixed up in the caper. The story follows their adventures over the course of a week, in which Ritter develops some guts and Belushi gets in touch with his sensitive side.

Keywords: alien, dominatrix, farce, federal-agent, female-nudity, space
Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The fate of the world is in their hands. God help us all. Two real men with absolutely nothing in common... except the future of mankind. Real men don't hide from danger... they create it. Nick likes machine guns and dobermans. Bob likes squirt guns and pussy cats. Two real men with absolutely nothing in common... except the future of mankind.

Quotes:

Nick: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.::Bob: What do you like in a woman?::Nick: Big tits.

Nick: We're as safe here as we are anywhere.::Bob: How safe is that?::Nick: Oh, not very.

Bob: They're gonna shoot at us, aren't they?::Nick: Probably, Bob. It's what they brought the guns for.

Bob: What are they trying to do?::Nick: They're trying to kill me. They know I can't afford a loss like that.

Bob: I didn't know you smoked.::Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.::Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.::Nick: About a pack a day.::Bob: That'll kill ya!::Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore.

Bob: Who Are Those Clowns?

Nick: [pouring gasoline on the car] It's gonna get hot in the car, Bob.

Bob: They're destroying my ducks!

Nick: Will you look at the tits on this guy?

Bob: You're kidding! What idiots think up something like that?::Nick: I dunno Bob, I think there's a special department of idiots in the White House who do that.

The Spaceman and King Arthur (1979)

Actors: Ron Goodwin (composer), Ron Moody (actor), Kenneth More (actor), Cyril Shaps (actor), Ewen Solon (actor), Robert Beatty (actor), Ron Miller (producer), Mark Twain (writer), Jim Dale (actor), Dennis Dugan (actor), John Le Mesurier (actor), Reg Lye (actor), Phyllis Dalton (costume designer), Peter Boita (editor), Pat Roach (actor),

Plot: A NASA spacecraft proves Einstein right when, travelling faster than light, it ends up near King Arthur's Camelot. On board are big-hearted Tom Trimble and Hermes, the look-alike robot he built. Tom immediately makes friends with pretty Alisande and enemies with the awful knight Sir Nordred. It seems Nordred is out to oust Arthur, while Alisande's father is not the goose she believes him to be but is also a victim of Nordred's schemes. It's as well the Americans have arrived.

Keywords: android, arthurian-legend, astronaut, based-on-novel, camelot, character-name-in-title, damsel-in-distress, england, excalibur, horse
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A sixth century space adventure! Chaos in the Cosmos!

Quotes:

Hermes: [Discussing Sandie at film's end] What on earth are you going to do with her?::Tom Trimble: You mean what am I going to do with her on Earth? Live happily ever after. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in a situation like this?

Clarence: [Waving a US flag] It's from his Uncle Sam!

Tom Trimble: Right after I'm burned at the stake I'll tell the whole story to King Arthur.::Senator Milburn: Would it not show more foresight to tell him BEFORE the burning?

Tom Trimble: You got a Wrench around here?::King Arthur: Wrench? Wench? There are several wenches about the castle, but I'm not in the habit of putting them to the service of... things. Peg! Attend to its needs.

Merlin: No, don't eat it! You'll get feathers everywhere!

Merlin: [Watching Hermes continuing to joust after his head falls off] I have seen similar phenomen in chickens, M'Lord

Alisande: If it's between you and Oaf... I'd pick you!

Merlin: It is metal it attracts, Sir Mordred! Touch not metal with the blade!::Sir Mordred: May his head be not of metal!

Clarence: I be a lowly page, but I'll do what I can.

Tom Trimble: [Realising Hermes has hidden a Playboy style magazine on Stardust] Hermes! Well, 30 years is 30 years!

The Gun and the Pulpit (1974)

Actors: Slim Pickens (actor), William Bowers (writer), Geoffrey Lewis (actor), Jack N. Young (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Corey (actor), David Huddleston (actor), Daniel Petrie (director), Walter Barnes (actor), Estelle Parsons (actress), Karl Swenson (actor), Jon Lormer (actor), Paul Maslansky (producer), Robert Phillips (actor), Paul Junger Witt (producer), Terry Morse Jr. (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In the days of the "Wild West", a gunslinger, with a price on his head, discovers the body of a traveling minister who has been killed in an ambush. Fearing those who are following him, he assumes the dead minister's identity.

Keywords: alcohol-abuse, based-on-novel, bible, buggy, burial, coffin, corpse, corruption, cowboy, eye-patch
Genres: Western,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Head of Posse: Ernie Parsons, having been found guilty by a jury of your peers...::Ernie Parsons: I didn't see any jury.::Head of Posse: Well, they was around. Anyway, what difference does it make. You gunned down Windy Jones and he was one of our most beloved and respected citizens.::Ernie Parsons: I heard he was the town drunk.::Head of Posse: Well, now that he's dead, he's one of our town's most beloved and respected citizens.

[recalling a gunfight]::Billy One-Eye: This kid was the fastest thing I ever seen. Caught that gunny flat-footed. Why, he was dead before God got the news.