Joseph Bologna

Bologna, Joseph Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Driving Me Crazy

  2012, role: actor , character name: Martin Brown
• Play in Full Screen Ice Age: The Meltdown

  2006, role: actor , character name: Mr. Start
• Play in Full Screen The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club

  2005, role: actor , character name: Harry
• Play in Full Screen Fathers and Sons

  2005, role: actor , character name: Noah
• Play in Full Screen Jane Doe: Til Death Do Us Part

  2005, role: actor , character name: Louis Angelini
• Play in Full Screen Lady Killers

  2003, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen Pledge of Allegiance

  2003, role: actor , character name: Principal Pugliese
• Play in Full Screen Returning Mickey Stern

  2002, role: actor , character name: Mickey Stern
• Play in Full Screen Returning Mickey Stern

  2002, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Squint

  2001, role: actor , character name: Mel Kingman
• Play in Full Screen Dying on the Edge

  2001, role: actor , character name: Cal Roman
• Play in Full Screen Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure

  1999, role: actor , character name: P.T. Wynnsocki
• Play in Full Screen Big Daddy

  1999, role: actor , character name: Lenny Koufax
• Play in Full Screen The 1999 Annual Los Angeles Ovation Awards

  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Blink of an Eye

  1999, role: actor , character name: Renfro
• Play in Full Screen Astoria

  1998, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest

  1997, role: actor , character name: SCU Lt. Dan Turpin
• Play in Full Screen The Don's Analyst

  1997, role: actor , character name: Vincent DeMarco
• Play in Full Screen Heaven Before I Die

  1997, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen New Passages

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Love Is All There Is

  1996, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Love Is All There Is

  1996, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Smoke Alarm: The Unfiltered Truth About Cigarettes

  1996, role: actor , character name: Hack
• Play in Full Screen Ringer

  1996, role: actor , character name: Goldstein
• Play in Full Screen 48th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Play in Full Screen Love Is All There Is

  1996, role: actor , character name: Mike Capomezzo
• Play in Full Screen Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love

  1994, role: actor , character name: Aaron Humphrey
• Play in Full Screen Night of the Archer

  1994, role: actor , character name: Reggie
• Play in Full Screen Deadly Rivals

  1993, role: actor , character name: Anthony Canberra
• Play in Full Screen The Danger of Love: The Carolyn Warmus Story

  1992, role: actor , character name: Detective John Pollina
• Play in Full Screen Citizen Cohn

  1992, role: actor , character name: Walter Winchell
• Play in Full Screen Jersey Girl

  1992, role: actor , character name: Bennie
• Play in Full Screen Alligator II: The Mutation

  1991, role: actor , character name: David Hodges
• Play in Full Screen An Inconvenient Woman

  1991, role: actor , character name: Arnie Zwillman
• Play in Full Screen Coupe de Ville

  1990, role: actor , character name: Uncle Phil
• Play in Full Screen Thanksgiving Day

  1990, role: actor , character name: Ned Monk
• Play in Full Screen It Had to Be You

  1989, role: actor , character name: Vito Pignoli
• Play in Full Screen It Had to Be You

  1989, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Prime Target

  1989, role: actor , character name: Ralph Manza
• Play in Full Screen Not Quite Human

  1987, role: actor , character name: Gordon Vogel
• Play in Full Screen A Time to Triumph

  1986, role: actor , character name: Chuck Hassan
• Play in Full Screen Transylvania 6-5000

  1985, role: actor , character name: Dr. Malavaqua
• Play in Full Screen Copacabana

  1985, role: actor , character name: Rico Castelli
• Play in Full Screen The Joe Piscopo Special

  1984, role: actor , character name: Rev. Jimmy
• Play in Full Screen Bedrooms

  1984, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Bedrooms

  1984, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Blame It on Rio

  1984, role: actor , character name: Victor Lyons
• Play in Full Screen Bedrooms

  1984, role: actor , character name: David
• Play in Full Screen The Woman in Red

  1984, role: actor , character name: Joey
• Play in Full Screen Bedrooms

  1984, role: actor , character name: Bill

Famous quotes by Joseph Bologna:

"Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?"

"So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work."

"I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning."

"I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays."

"When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not."

"The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium."

"My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne."

"My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens."

"Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is."

"You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them."

"I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being."

"But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less."