Yo wtf she just took a shit on him Follow me on these things! http://zergid.com/Sky http://instagram.com/skydoesstuff https://twitter.com/#!/SkyDoesTweeting http://www.facebook.com/SkyVSGaming Music used in this intro is by KevinMacleod at http://www.incompetech.com Music Used NoiseStorm - Airwaves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x9VeneffTM NoiseStorm - Renegade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjOeSzktwJs Music Supplied by MonsterCatMedia - http://www.youtube.com/user/monstercatmedia Outro Music https://soundcloud.com/virtual-rioT Hey guys, welcome back to another rendition of Whack Your [insert a person you don’t like here]! Today SkyVsGaming is playing Whack Your Ex, and Sky welcomes everyone back to some really disturbing and messed up shit. Sky finds that the first method of murder is to beat his ex-girlfriend to death with a laptop (which, really, is a waste of a perfectly fine laptop). Next his ex gives him a present which contains boxing gloves, which she then puts on and uses to beat him to death – and, for good measure, she shits on him. Next, his girlfriend hops in a cool car with an older man and drives off, then shoots him in the head – to make matters worse, the older man was his father. In terms of shit, this rendition of Whack Your Whathaveyou clearly stands above the rest, as demonstrated by the shit shooting machine the boyfriend hooks himself into to shoot his ex with – you guessed it – shit. This is not how you should deal with your exes, folks. Next he kills his ex by presenting her with a box of “chocolates,” which actually turns out to be a box containing a pie that springs out and hits his ex-girlfriend in the face, immediately followed by a guillotine which decapitates her. Sky is excited to discover that the ex-boyfriend plays Minecraft when he sits down and builds a little house around himself, but then he blows his ex-girlfriend up. He gives her a present next, which contains a jetpack and a helmet – she’s confused rather than overflowing with excitement as one should be when presented with a jetpack, and he grabs the gear, straps it on, and takes off, incinerating her in the process. Doesn’t seem like that jetpack is ready for commercial use, to be honest. He uses shoes next to stomp on her and then run off with another woman, who’s frighteningly okay with the brutal murder. Next the girlfriend steals the boyfriend’s credit card to buy a tiara, fur coat, and car, the latter of which she uses to run him over. The ex-boyfriend calls on the power of bigfoot to bring her balloons, which carry her away and then drop her to her death. Stepping away from the gory violence for a minute, we witness Sky’s glasses break right in front of our eyes. Okay, stepping back into the violence now. It’s the ex-girlfriend’s turn, and she lures the boyfriend into a recliner where she then blows him up with a rocket launcher. The ex-boyfriend gets his revenge by hiring a sky-writing plane to draw a heart in the sky, then put an ‘x’ through it while he whips out a chainsaw and goes to town. He takes her shoes off for her next, then grabs a wardrobe full of shoes and lights them all on fire, roasts a hot dog over the flames, and does a tribal dance while his ex cries. At least he didn’t kill her, I guess. The girlfriend seems unreasonably fond of shit related humiliation, and she takes a big disgusting dump on his face, which leaves Sky at a loss for words. Next, the girlfriend brings in a lady friend to make out with and then pokes her ex’s eye out. After that, she decapitates him and watches his body run around while his head gasps for air (because, y’know, it has in fact been scientifically proven that a decapitated head remains alive and tries to breathe after separation from the body). The very last method of murder is a forced, on-land shark attack. It’s really quite impressive that she managed to arrange that, if you think about it. Anyway, that’s it for this Whack Your Ex – thanks for watching and I’m sorry we just went through that together.

• published: 25 Apr 2016
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