5 Stages Every Girl Goes Through During A Dry Spell [5TAGES] | Elite Daily

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Celibacy isn't just for nuns anymore. There is a time period in every young woman's sexual history in which she encounters The Dark Ages, aka a dry spell. It doesn't matter if you're an 11; it doesn't matter if you shaved your legs every day for a month in preparation. Sometimes, the traffic light that is your vagina just never passes "go," and your stuck begging old flames to just come over and touch your private parts. Maybe you're super busy and forgot to schedule a little sexytime. Maybe you just can't rally yourself to put on some lipstick and go out trolling for dick. Whatever the case, you're barely getting by without getting any. We feel you. And to cheer you up out of the funk, we've got a video that sums up exactly what you're going through. Here are the five stages every woman goes through during a dry spell. Might as well do something productive with all your free time. For more episodes of “5TAGES” and more Elite Daily original videos, subscribe to the official Elite Daily YouTube Channel. Subscribe now for more videos from Elite Daily: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=elitedaily Check out more 5TAGES from Elite Daily: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLidTvIp4b7EG8Y7M3GZ0pWnsk9FdmSbds Starring: Dylan Brown Featuring: Anni Weisband Erik Gullberg Rich Armstead Written by Lauren Martin & Laura Argintar Directed by Lauren Ireland Produced by David Potvin and Lauren Ireland Associate Producer: Camille D’Elia Director of Photography: Owen Levelle Assistant Director: Leah Chen Baker Assistant Camera: Rob Agulo and Darren Joe Gaffer: Sean H. Horan and Valerie Brooks Production Sound Mixers: Joshua Hilson and Jarrett DePasquale Boom Operator: Damian Ganga Hair & Make-Up: Sasha Grossman, Jeana Pisani, and Darielle Rose Production Assistants: Stefany Vargas, Owen McPherson, and Matt Belen Editor: Evan Newman Motion Graphics: Oliver Dudman Assistant Editor: Zach Frenchman Special Thanks to Serge Efap and Niall Dennehy Location provided by Mr. Dennehy’s (http://www.mrdennehys.com/) Music Courtesy of Extreme Music: “So Anyway” Written by Lorne David Roderick Balfe “Left For Dead” Written by Greg Edmonson “Insanity Clause” Written by Ben Ellman, Robert Joseph Mercurio, Stanton Moore, Jeffrey H. Raines, and Richard Vogel “Up In Ur Grill” Written by Kyle Sherard Moorman, Billie Ray Fingers, and Bruce Fingers “Gyu Mang 1” Written by Tibetan Institute of Performing Arts Traditional “Happy As Larry” Written by Jim Blake “Dreamy Breeze” Written by Benny Johnson http://www.elitedaily.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EliteDaily/videos?ref=page_internal Twitter: http://twitter.com/EliteDaily Instagram: http://instagram.com/elitedaily G+: https://plus.google.com/+elitedaily What is Elite Daily? We proclaim ourselves to be the voice of Generation-Y and never disappoint. As the premier online destination for aspiring men and women alike, Elite offers a forum of peer-to-peer interaction in an increasingly digitalized world. The site consistently delivers diverse content with a fresh, relevant voice that appeals to the divergent perspectives represented within our ADD generation. For all video inquires contact: VideoContact @ elitedaily.com http://www.youtube.com/elitedaily