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Ted is an upcoming 2012 American comedy film, directed, written and produced by Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy, American Dad! and co-creator of The Cleveland Show) and stars himself, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Stroup, and Patrick Warburton. Filming began in May 2011 in Boston and Swampscott, Massachusetts. The movie, which is the feature-length directorial debut for MacFarlane, is produced by Media Rights Capital, and will be distributed by Universal Pictures.
John (Mark Wahlberg) is a perfectly normal Boston native whose childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. The bear, Ted (voiced by director Seth MacFarlane) remains his best friend into his adult years. Conflict emerges when Ted's irresponsible and vulgar slacker lifestyle comes in the way of John's attempt to embrace his adulthood and the woman of his dreams, Lori (Mila Kunis).
MacFarlane's directorial debut is a live-action effort, except for the computer-animated Ted, who will be handled by visual effects facility Tippett Studio. MacFarlane wrote the screenplay with his Family Guy colleagues Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. The opening crawl for the Family Guy episode "It's a Trap!," released on DVD on December 21, 2010, alludes to Ted in the sentence, "But Fox suddenly had dollar signs in their eyes, and they said, 'Seth, if you don't do Jedi, we're not gonna let you leave to go direct your movie.'" MacFarlane announced the movie in the February 10, 2011 episode of Conan.
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Music by: S. Galoyan & I. Shapovalov
Lyrics by: E. Kiper & V. Polienko
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
(I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her
I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her)
YA SOSHLA S UMA
(I've lost my mind)
Menya polnost'yu net
Absolyutno vser'yoz
Situatsiya "help"
Situatsiya "SOS"
(I'm completely nothing
This is absolutely serious
Situation "Help"
Situation "SOS")
Ya sebya ne poimu
Ty okuda vzyalas'
Pochemu, pochumu
Na tebya povelas'
(I don't understand myself
Where did you come from
Why, why
Am I attracted to you)
Vyklyuchayetsya svet
Ya kuda-to lechu
Bez tebya menya net
Nichego ne hochu
(The lights switch off
I'm flying somewhere
Without you I don't exist
There is nothing I want)
Eto medlenniy yad
Eto svodit c uma
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama
(It's a slow poison
It's driving me mad
And they say - It's my fault
And they say - It's my fault)
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
(I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her
I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her)
YA SOSHLA S UMA
MNE NUZHNA ONA
(I've lost my mind
I NEED HER)
Bez tebya ya ne ya
Bez tebya menya net
A oni govoryat
Govoryat eto bred
(Without you I'm not me
Without you I don't exist
And they say
They say it's delirium)
Eto solnechniy yad
Zolotiye luchi
A oni govoryat
Nado srochno lechit'
(It's sunlight poison
Golden rays
But they say
I need to be cured immediately)
Ya hotela zabyt'
Do upora I vniz
Ya schitala stolby
I rasteryannih ptits
(I wanted to forget how
I hit the wall and slid down
and I counted the poles
and confused birds)
Bez tebya menya net
Otpusti. otpusti
Do ugla po stenye
Mama-papa prosti
(Without you I don't exist
Let me go. let me go
I'm cornered
Mom and Dad forgive me)
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
(I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her
I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her)
Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya soshla s uma
Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya soshla s uma
(One, two after five
Mom and dad forgive me
I've lost my mind
One, two after five
Mom and dad forgive me
I've lost my mind)
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona
(I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her
I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind
I need her, I need her)
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma...
(I've lost my mind, I've lost my mind