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Well i'm rumbling in this JCB,
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant,
Sitting to the side of me,
And the engine rattles my bum like bazzerk,
While we're singing,
Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work.
And my dad's probably had a bloody hard day,
But he's been good fun and bubblin and joking away,
And the procession of cars stuck behind,
Are getting more impatient and angry but we diont mind.
And we're holding up the bypass,
Oh-oh,
We and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh,
And i'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And i'm so glad i'm not in school boss,
So glad i'm not in school,
Oh no-oo.
And we pull over to let cars past,
And pull off again speeding by this summer green grass,
And we're like giants up here in our big yello digger,
Like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger,
I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets,
And i'll tell all my mates,
My dad's B.A.Baracus,
Only with a JCB, and Bruce Lee's numchuckers...
And we're holding up the bypass,
Oh-oh,
me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And i'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And i'm so glad i'm not in school boss,
So glad i'm not in school,
Oh no.
And we're holding up the bypass,
Oh-oh,
me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And i'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And i'm so glad i'm not in school boss,
So glad i'm not in school,
Oh no.
Said i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around-
And we're holding up the bypass,
Oh-oh,
Me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And i'm sitting on the toolbox,
Oh-oh,
And i'm so glad i'm not in school boss,
So glad i'm not in school,
Oh no.
Said i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
i'm Luke i'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,

photo: WN / Jack Durschlag

Police Summoned When Texas Eighth-Grader Tries To Buy Lunch With $2 Bill

Edit WorldNews.com 05 May 2016

The money was confiscated and school officials accused the girl of using counterfeit money. The girl says police told her she was in “big trouble” after responding to the counterfeit money claims and began questioning the student. The grandmother, Sharon Kay Joseph, says she was contacted by the school about the $2 bill and she said she had received the bill from a local convenience store ... The story, however, doesn’t end there ... The U.S....

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US magazine names British star in media gag over 'sex with prostitute'

Edit Belfast Telegraph 05 May 2016

A famous British actor who won an injunction to prevent claims that he slept with a prostitute from being published has been named in the US. The married star allegedly paid for sex with Helen Wood, the former escort who once claimed she had an affair with England footballer Wayne Rooney while his wife Coleen was pregnant with their first child. Share Go To ... The actor's name was also circulated on social media ... He said ... " ... ....

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Expert: Advances In Driverless Cars Will Cause Increase In Sex While Driving

Edit WorldNews.com 04 May 2016

Technology keeps marching on and with new advances – such as the Google/Fiat partnership to bring the driverless car to the mass market – Canadian officials are worried driverless cars will lead to a greater increase in sex while in those cars, according to experts at the Canadian Automated Vehicles Centre of Excellence (CAVCE) and reported by Raw Story....

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A man holds a handful of 5 Billion Zimbabwean dollar notes, in Harare, Friday, June, 12, 2015.

Zimbabwe To Print Own Version Of US Dollar

Edit Peace FM Online 05 May 2016

Zimbabwe is set to print its own version of the US dollar in order to ease a cash shortage in the country. Central bank governor John Mangudya said the cash, known as bond notes, will be backed by $200m (£140m) support from the Africa Export-Import Bank ...   ... ....

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Emergency Declared As Fire Burns Canada Oil Town

Edit USA Today 05 May 2016

Alberta declared a state of emergency Wednesday as crews frantically held back wind-whipped wildfires that had already torched 1,600 homes and other buildings in Canada's main oil sands city of Fort McMurray, forcing over 80,000 residents to flee. (.   . ... ....

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5,000 sq ft footpath, road space cleared

Edit The Times of India 06 May 2016

At least 50 'beldars' and SMC's supervisory staff used two JCB machines and trucks to free 5,000 square feet of space on ......

Kidnapped teen freed after 3 days

Edit The Times of India 06 May 2016

Bhopal. Three days after a Class 7 student was kidnapped by an unidentified youth, police rescued the boy early Thursday morning from a three-storeyed building in Kurawar in Rajgarh district. Kidnappers demanded a ransom of Rs 1 crore from the boy's family through SMSes ... Since JCB machine was engaged at his father's fields, the boy believed that there might be some problem in it ... Mohit's father is eldest among four sons of Awadh Narayan....

2,000 illegal bldgs fall in Mumbra in 2 days

Edit The Times of India 05 May 2016

Thane. The second day of demolition at Mumbra by the Thane Municipal Corporation saw nearly 750 illegal constructions being pulled down. The national highway, main and the sole road of Mumbra which connected various parts of the city were free of illegal structures ... The move was appreciated by the residents ... "Initially when we heard shouts we thought that the debris have fallen on someone, so the JCB was stopped ... ....

1.5 MW Electrolyser Deployment in Scotland (ITM Power plc)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

(Source. ITM Power plc). ITM Power (AIM ... The FCH JU selected BIG HIT as the only hydrogen project in its Hydrogen Territories tender to receive funding. ITM Power is the electrolyser provider and will receive €2.27m over five years ... The company received £4.9m as a strategic investment from JCB in March 2015; signed a forecourt siting agreement with Shell in September 2015 and a fuel agreement with Toyota in October 2015 ... www.itm-power.com....

Two labourers die as earth caves in

Edit The Times of India 04 May 2016

By the time they were pulled out with the help of a JCB machine, both had died of asphyxiation ... Three JCB machines were pressed into service to remove earth but when the labourers were pulled out after nearly three hours, they had died," said Gurmukh ......

300 JCB telehandlers for Plant Hire UK

Edit Vertikal 04 May 2016

UK-based rental company Plant Hire UK has placed an order for 300 telehandlers with JCB ... ....

Villagers strengthen mud bundh on Bakulahi river in view of monsoon

Edit The Times of India 03 May 2016

ALLAHABAD. After bringing the Bakulahi river back to its natural course through their five years of collective hard work, hundreds of villagers have taken up an exercise to strengthen the mud bundh (being erected by villagers to divert the river route on its natural course) at Poore Turai village in view of monsoon ... For that, villagers collected funds by their own and carried out manual and JCB digging" ... ....

A Life Discarded: 18 Diaries Found in a Skip by Alexander Masters – review

Edit The Guardian 03 May 2016

Though beautifully written, Alexander Masters’s account of trying to identify a mystery diarist is undermined by his own refusal to connect the dots. @msrachelcooke ... Crikey ... It is, she realises, a diary ... But in A Life Discarded, he has allowed his whimsical side to get out of control; his circuitous, over-involved technique feels out of kilter with his subject, as if he were trying to separate an acorn from its cup with a JCB digger ... ....

After building collapse in Mumbai's Kamathipura, blame game begins

Edit DNA India 01 May 2016

-->. Mhada says excavation work by the BMC is the reason behind building's downfall ... Mhada claimed that the excavation of about more than two feet of road was the reason for the collapse of over 100-year-old building ... We used our latest search cameras and sensors in suspected areas first to spot the trapped victims and then used JCB machines to excavate the mangled remains,” said Rahangdale ... Geeta Desai. ....

3 robbers nabbed

Edit The Times of India 30 Apr 2016

On March, the trio had waylaid Manappa Shankarappa Kammar, administrator of JCB PNR showroom in Sattur, when he was carrying ......

Fire-fighting exercise on till late night

Edit The Times of India 30 Apr 2016

Chandigarh. As a sudden fire erupted in the dumping ground in Daddumajra on Friday afternoon, authorities were struggling until Saturday night to douse the fire ... Five fire tenders, five JCB machines, and other machines were pressed into service until Saturday night for the task ... ....

Cidco razes illegal shops, sheds at Diwale

Edit The Times of India 29 Apr 2016

Cidco Controller of Unauthorised Construction (CUC) department (North) carried out the demolition drive in all three places armed with 40-50 cops, along with Cidco staff, trucks, JCB and poclain ... ....

Woman, daughter killed after getting trapped under garbage

Edit Deccan Herald 29 Apr 2016

Subsequently, civic officials with the help of JCB machines rushed to the spot yesterday and succeeded in tracing the bodies last night, police said, adding an offence has been registered under CrPC section 174 besides a case of accidental death ... ....

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