The Measure of a Man (2013)

Actors: Scott Summitt (actor), Brandy Seymour (actress), Bryan Arnold (actor), Alycia Yates (producer), Alycia Yates (miscellaneous crew), Alycia Yates (actress), Za Unitt (actress), Russell Hopkins (editor), Russell Hopkins (producer), Russell Hopkins (actor), Russell Hopkins (director), Bethany Schoeff (actress), Bethany Schoeff (miscellaneous crew), Jim McCullough (actor), Jim McCullough (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Short,
Taglines: Love isn't always a numbers game...

Rapid Assault (1997)

Actors: Fred Olen Ray (director), Robert Quarry (actor), Richard Gabai (actor), David Wurst (composer), Bill Davis (miscellaneous crew), Marc Kunis (producer), Eric Wurst (composer), Hoke Howell (actor), Tim Abell (actor), Jeff Rector (actor), Andrew Stevens (producer), Jeffrey Schwarz (editor), Ted Monte (actor), Don Scribner (actor), Matthew R. Anderson (actor),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Where Civilisation Ends...Survival Begins

Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Actors: Iron Eyes Cody (actor), Jacob Vargas (actor), Laura Gary (miscellaneous crew), John Vernon (actor), Marshall Harvey (editor), Jim Varney (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Scott Menville (actor), John R. Cherry III (director), John R. Cherry III (writer), Elmo Williams (producer), Richard Speight Jr. (actor), Victoria Racimo (actress), Martin Erlichman (producer), Coke Sams (writer),

Plot: A group of juvenile criminals is sent for vacation to Kamp Kikakee. The clumsy Ernest has to care for them, although he doesn't even know how to take care of himself. The other children at the camp show enmity against them, but the group knows very well how to defend themselves. They do also help the Indian owner of the camp when a brutal mining corporation wants to tear down the camp to mine a rare mineral.

Keywords: 1980s, american-indian, based-on-commercial, box-office-hit, character-name-in-title, counsellor, goofy-holler, juvenile-delinquent, mining, native-american
Genres: Comedy, Family,

Quotes:

Ernest P. Worrell: All aboard that's going ashore!

Counselor Stennis: You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.

Mr. Tipton: Okay, one more chance, but your boys better get with the program. Know what I mean?::Ernest P. Worrell: Oh I know what you mean, sir, thank you.

Nurse St. Cloud: And that was the ritual of the Blade, the Stone, and the Arrow.::Ernest P. Worrell: Like in our culture: Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Ernest P. Worrell: One monkey don't stop no show.

[Ernest is getting his shots and is in pain]::Ernest P. Worrell: I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!

[the camp sign falls on Ernest]::Mr. Tipton: What happened?::Chief St. Cloud: Ernest broke the sign.::Mr. Tipton: Well, at least nobody was hurt.

Mr. Tipton: Have you ever held a leadership position?::Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.

Ernest P. Worrell: Somethin' burnin'? Ayyy-EWW!

Ernest P. Worrell: No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach.

The Medusa Touch (1978)

Actors: Jack Gold (producer), Marie-Christine Barrault (actress), Anne V. Coates (producer), Robert Lang (actor), Derek Jacobi (actor), Lino Ventura (actor), Lee Remick (actress), Richard Burton (actor), Michael Byrne (actor), Harry Andrews (actor), Norman Bird (actor), Gordon Jackson (actor), Michael Hordern (actor), Jack Gold (director), Arnon Milchan (producer),

Plot: John Morlar is watching the British television broadcast when an anchorman states that American astronauts are trapped in orbit around the moon. Suddenly someone in Morlar's room picks up a figurine and strikes him on the head repeatedly. His blood splatters the television screen. A French police inspector, Brunel, arrives at Morlar's apartment to begin an investigation. At first he thinks Morlar is dead, but soon he hears him breathe. At the hospital, Morlar is hooked up to life support systems, one machine in particular monitors the activity of his battered brain. Brunel discovers that Morlar has been in psychological analysis because of his history of being witness to many disasters, other people's disasters. Dr. Zonfeld, Morlar's analyst, explains that Morlar's delusions had begun when he was a child. He believed that he had caused a hated nanny's death. Morlar's childhood delusions were reinforced at a resort when he overheard his parents discussing him with disapproval. When his parents strolled on top of a cliff, Morlar watched as the family car suddenly pushed them off the cliff to their deaths. One evening, Brunel pores over the mysteries of Morlar's diary and through his scrapbook of disastrous events. Gradually, Brunel begins to develop an opinion of what Morlar was like and begins to wonder if he is chasing a murderer or a victim.

Keywords: airplane-accident, astronaut, based-on-novel, brain, childhood, church, cliff, crash, destruction, disaster
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

John Morlar: I will bring the whole edifice down on their unworthy heads

[last lines]::John Morlar: [voiceover] I am the man with the power to create catastrophe.

John Morlar: [his first meeting with Zonfeld] I have a "gift" for disaster.::Doctor Zonfeld: You seem to have survived it.::John Morlar: I don't mean for me, I mean for others.

Doctor Johnson: [sees Brunel] Oh, Inspector Brunel, what a pain in the derrière you'll be.

John Morlar: What am I? How can I will death?

The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Actors: Lance LeGault (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), John Landis (actor), George Lazenby (actor), Bob Holt (actor), Joseph G. Medalis (actor), Forrest J Ackerman (actor), Bill Bixby (actor), Jack Baker (actor), Rick Baker (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), George Cheung (actor), Newell Alexander (actor), Donald Sutherland (actor), Branscombe Richmond (actor),

Plot: A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.

Keywords: 1950s, 1970s, 555-phone-number, absurd-humor, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alarm, answering-machine, army, arrow-in-chest, astrology
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: This movie is totally out of control!

Quotes:

[Master Klahn decapitates a prisoner]::Klahn: Now take him to be tortured!

Argon Spokesman: Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces.

Pennington: This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless.

[first lines]::Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

[last lines]::Newscaster: I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

Newscaster: Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.

The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.::The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.::The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!::The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?::The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!::The Architect: What are you saying?::The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!::The Architect: I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself!::The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!::The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?::The Nurse: MY reality AND yours, that's whose!::The Architect: What are you saying?

Narrator: Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!

[a woman is worried about the smell of her home as guests arrive]::1st guest: Fish for dinner last night?::2nd guest: Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?::3rd guest: CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?

Narrator: Brutal! Savage! Beyond Perversion!

Never Let Go (1960)

Actors: Cyril Shaps (actor), Richard Todd (actor), John Barry (composer), Peter Sellers (actor), Mervyn Johns (actor), Nigel Stock (actor), Marianne Stone (actress), Peter Jones (actor), John Le Mesurier (actor), David Lodge (actor), John Guillermin (writer), John Guillermin (director), Ralph Sheldon (editor), Carol White (actress), Dorothy Gordon (actress),

Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Peter Sellers in a new and exciting role!

Chance of a Lifetime (1950)

Actors: Leonard Sharp (actor), Eric Pohlmann (actor), Basil Radford (actor), John Harvey (actor), Erik Chitty (actor), Kenneth More (actor), Norman Pierce (actor), Alastair Hunter (actor), Peter Jones (actor), Geoffrey Keen (actor), Sam Kydd (actor), Niall MacGinnis (actor), Bernard Miles (actor), Gordon McLeod (actor), Patrick Troughton (actor),

Plot: Story centers around the difficulties and conflicts between labor and management on a farm-implement factory in post-WWII England. Dickens, after being bombarded again by, Baxter, the leading grouser in the worker ranks, blurts out the wish that some of them had his job in order to realize how hard it is. Taking the remark as a challenge, the workers elect Stevens and Morris to assume the management role. For a short while, everything runs smoothly but the mistakes made by the new "management" team leads to the workers once again becoming disgruntled with management.

Keywords: 1940s, 1950s, advisor, bank, bank-clerk, challenge, change, cigarette-smoking, co-worker, complaining
Genres: Drama,

Three Silent Men (1940)

Actors: John Turnbull (actor), Derrick De Marney (actor), André Morell (actor), Charles Paton (actor), Bill Shine (actor), Jack Vyvian (actor), Ian Fleming (actor), Peter Gawthorne (actor), Cameron Hall (actor), Arthur Hambling (actor), Thomas Bentley (director), Meinhart Maur (actor), Sebastian Shaw (actor), Hugh Dempster (actor), Patricia Roc (actress),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

The Valley of the Giants (1927)

Actors: Richard A. Rowland (miscellaneous crew), James Bradbury Jr. (actor), Peter B. Kyne (writer), Gordon Rigby (writer), Charles Brabin (director), Erville Alderson (actor), Johnny Downs (actor), George Fawcett (actor), Otto Hoffman (actor), Paul Hurst (actor), Lucien Littlefield (actor), James A. Marcus (actor), Dan Mason (actor), Lon Poff (actor), Charles Sellon (actor),

Genres: Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Rugged Drama Among the Mighty Redwoods of California! She loved him as no girl ever loved, but fate made him her enemy. Though he risked his life to save hers, she could never tell him how much she cared! Here is drama as mighty as the giants around which it was written! You can't afford to miss this, the giant of all adventure dramas with the he-man hero of the screen

The Kiss (1916)

Actors: Adolphe Menjou (actor), Owen Moore (actor), Marguerite Courtot (actress), Kate Lester (actress), Harvey F. Thew (writer), Dell Henderson (director), Daniel Frohman (miscellaneous crew), Virginia Hammond (actress), Ellen Cassidy (actress), Ethel Fleming (actress), Gus Weinberg (actor), Thomas O'Keefe (actor), Florence Hamilton (actress), Frances Kaye (actress), Elizabeth Frazer (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,