Ramona and Beezus (2010)

Actors: Jonathan Nichols (miscellaneous crew), David Millbern (miscellaneous crew), Dana Dubé (miscellaneous crew), Peter Cummings (miscellaneous crew), Denise Di Novi (producer), Mark Mothersbaugh (composer), Lynda Boyd (actress), Donnelly Rhodes (actor), Sandra Oh (actress), Steve Alterman (miscellaneous crew), Josh Duhamel (actor), John Corbett (actor), Selena Gomez (actress), Sandy Reynolds (miscellaneous crew), Sandy Reynolds (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: A Little Sister Goes A Long Way.

Quotes:

Henry Huggins: [From Trailer] But, she keeps you on your toes.::Beezus: You are so welcome to borrow her for, like, ten years.

[From Trailer]::Mrs. Meacham: [to Ramona] I hope you are enjoying third grade. You may be here for a while.

Beezus: [From Trailer] Ramona, you're your own person. You don't care about coloring inside the lines.::Ramona Quimby: It really depends on the picture.

[From Trailer]::Bob Quimby: [to Ramona] Why don't we draw the longest picture ever?

[From Trailer]::Beezus: [to Ramona] Every princess needs a little sparkle.

[From Trailer]::Howie Kemp: [to Ramona] We saw your underpants!

Bob Quimby: So, Beezus, suppose I told you that when I pulled up by the house tonight I saw your old buddy Henry staring at it like he left something important inside of it.::Dorothy Quimby: Henry Huggins? I haven't heard that name in a while. Isn't he the boy that used to eat dirt in the backyard?::Bob Quimby: Yeah.::Beezus: He doesn't do that anymore!::Bob Quimby: Ooh, if I didn't know better, I'd say somebody's got a crush.::Beezus: Can we please talk about something else?::Dorothy Quimby: Well, there is that dance coming up. Maybe he wants to ask you to it.::Bob Quimby: Well, if he's gonna ask my daughter to dance, he better have some moves. Can the old dirt-eater do this? [Mr. Quimby starts dancing very badly. Ramona and Mrs. Quimby laugh]::Beezus: [Embarrassed. Playfully throws a towel at Mr. Quimby] Oh, I hope not! Stop! Mom!

Ramona Quimby: [Watching a commercial, reciting the slogan] "Royal Peanut Butter: There's a bit of magic in every jar"!::Bob Quimby: Is that one of your favorites? That's the rack we gotta get you into, 'cause those TV kids make millions.::Ramona Quimby: Beezus, do you think I could be in a commercial like that?::Beezus: [Fixing Ramona's hair with a curling iron] Sure, you'd make a great frog.::Ramona Quimby: Hey!::Beezus: Hold still. I'm almost done.::Ramona Quimby: It's picture-perfect, right?::Beezus: Let's be realistic, Ramona. This is a curling iron, not a magic wand. [She puts the curling iron down and holds up a mirror for Ramona to see what her new hairdo looks like] But, all things considered, I'd say you've never looked better.::Ramona Quimby: I love it! Thanks, Beezus!

Beezus: Who could ever love someone named Beezus?::Ramona Quimby: Jesus?

Bob Quimby: Ramona, your sister has a report card. Doesn't that mean you should have one too?::Ramona Quimby: Uh... No.

Tales from the Grave, Volume 2: Happy Holidays (2005)

Actors: Brad Mays (editor), Stephanie Beaton (director), Stephanie Beaton (producer), Stephanie Beaton (producer), Stephanie Beaton (writer), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Robert Olding (actor), Mikul Robins (actor), Eugenia Care (actress), Joseph Haggerty (actor), Paul Howard (actor), Thomas Crnkovich (actor), Bart Shattuck (actor), Beverly Beaton (writer), Beverly Beaton (actress),

Plot: Come join the Old Crone one more time in this chilling sequel! This time around, the Crone takes you on a year's holiday journey. Watch what happens when Valentine's Day becomes a blood bath. The luck of the Irish will be the only thing that will save you on St. Patrick's Day. Be careful of the curse of the mummy on Halloween night. On Thanksgiving, a turkey never tasted so good as Stanley does. And on Christmas, find out how Dorothy finally gets her angel. Come gaze one more time in the crystal ball and see how the "Holidays" can be so fun!

Keywords: anthology, christmas, halloween, irish, leprechaun, mummy, st.-patrick's-day, thanksgiving, thanksgiving-day, tree
Genres: Horror,

To Save a Child (1991)

Actors: Spalding Gray (actor), Frank Konigsberg (producer), Emily Rice (miscellaneous crew), Shirley Knight (actress), Anthony Zerbe (actor), Joyce Eliason (writer), Caroline Sax (miscellaneous crew), J.D. Garfield (actor), Nancy Karlin (miscellaneous crew), Larry Sanitsky (producer), Robert Lieberman (director), Robert Lieberman (producer), Linda M. Bass (costume designer), Nicholas C. Smith (editor), Janel Moloney (actress),

Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller,

Silverado (1985)

Actors: John Cleese (actor), Rusty Meyers (actor), Richard Jenkins (actor), Brion James (actor), Kevin Costner (actor), Kevin Kline (actor), Scott Glenn (actor), Ray Baker (actor), Brian Dennehy (actor), Jim Haynie (actor), Jeff Fahey (actor), Jeff Goldblum (actor), James Gammon (actor), Pepe Serna (actor), Danny Glover (actor),

Plot: In 1880, four men travel together to the city of Silverado. They come across with many dangers before they finally engage the "bad guys" and bring peace and equality back to the city.

Keywords: 1880s, 19th-century, action-hero, african-american, ambush, american-flag, arm-sling, bar-fight, bar-shootout, barmaid
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Western,
Taglines: Get ready for the ride of your life. Four strangers became friends. Four friends became heroes. On the road to... Silverado. A dangerous place, in a lawless time... 'Til four friends risked all to make things right. Ride with them to the adventure of your life!

Quotes:

Stella: The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.

Emmett: Lyin' Pete always said you'd hang. I guess tomorrow at dawn he'll be proved right.::Sheriff Langston: Ten A.M.::Emmett: Oh, right, I always thought they did it at dawn.

Sheriff Langston: What's all this then?::Carter: This nigger's breakin' up my place, Sheriff Langston.::Sheriff Langston: I don't like that word much, Carter.::Carter: We don't serve him here and you know it. I asked him to leave and he went crazy! Now he owes me money!::Sheriff Langston: Is that a fact?::Emmett: Afraid not, Sheriff. [Points at the other two men lying on the floor] These other two fellows started the ruckus.::Sheriff Langston: [Points at Emmett and Paden] Are these your friends?::[Mal shakes his head]::Mal: I wanted a drink and a bed. I guess I came to the wrong place.::Sheriff Langston: Came to the wrong town. I don't tolerate this sort of thing. It's hard on the peace, and it's hard on the furniture. Now, knowing a bit about Carter here, I'm going to let you go without paying for the damages, but go you will, and I mean now.::Mal: Is there a place in town that takes "my kind?"::Sheriff Langston: You misunderstand. I want you out of town. In fact, I want you all the way out of my jurisdiction.::Mal: That ain't right.::Sheriff Langston: I decide what's right in this jurisdiction. Now, move.::[Mal prepares to leave but turns around as he is about to pass Sheriff Langston, heads back to the bar, finishes the drink the female bartender poured for him, and then leaves]::Carter: Hey, who's gonna pay for all this, Sheriff?::Sheriff Langston: Don't press your luck, Carter.

Deputy: That them shootin'?::Sheriff Langston: No, it's coming from those rocks.::Deputy: Well, let's go. He ain't hittin' nothin'.::Sheriff Langston: You idiot, he's hit everything he's aimed at!::Deputy: Well, they ain't out of our jurisdiction 'til they reach the flattop.::[Sheriff Langston's hat is shot off his head]::Sheriff Langston: Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

Conrad: Wait a minute. Even if you do get the money, how do we know you'll come back?::Emmett: Well, if we don't you can keep my brother.

[Emmett, Paden, Mal, and Conrad track a pair of bandits who stole money from a wagon train to a hideout in a canyon filled with outlaws]::Paden: [to Emmett] You know, hangin' around with you is no picnic.::Emmett: Anybody got any ideas?

Paden: Stella. Are you the Midnight Star herself?::Stella: I am. I'm always there, but I only shine at night.

Jake: I got things to do, kid, I'm a busy man.::Augie Hollis: I go with you.::Jake: A grown man can't have a little boy with him everywhere he goes.::Augie Hollis: Well, who's a grown man?

Cobb: You know, Paden, part of what makes this work is me doing my job.::[points to his sheriff's badge]::Cobb: Those fellas you came into town with are causin' some trouble. It's gonna take some straightenin' out. I just want you to know it's got nothin' to do with us.::Paden: What is it you want from me?::Cobb: Nothin'. Do nothin'. Don't get between us.::Paden: I'm a great believer in doin' nothin'.::Cobb: We understand each other then?::Paden: Don't worry about me. If you're taking on Emmett, the LAST place I want to be is between you.

Cobb: We're gonna give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hanging.

George Washington (1984)

Actors: Kelsey Grammer (actor), Julie Adams (miscellaneous crew), Richard Fancy (actor), Ron Canada (actor), Viggo Mortensen (actor), Blaine G. Houserman (miscellaneous crew), Brad Sullivan (actor), Jerry Gatlin (actor), Mike Hodge (actor), Terrence Beasor (actor), Christine Estabrook (actress), Tim L. Smith (actor), Robert Noble (actor), Patrick McDade (actor), Sam Wells (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,

Quotes:

General Clinton: I pray that on the march to New York, Washington attacks us. I'll turn on him and crush him in one blow. Then let the French try to save him.

Gen. George Washington: I want Arnold. I'll hang that traitor if it's the last thing I do on God's earth.

George Mason: You can't ignore history, George!::Gen. George Washington: Oh, by God I can! If only it would ignore me.

Eban Krutch: You reenlisted?::Colonel Joseph Reed: A few months of good food, warm bed and warm wife was all I could stand. I had get back to the hunger and misery brigade so I could have something to complain about again.

[Eban moves to reenlist]::Colonel Joseph Reed: Have you lost your senses? You've done more then your bloody share!::Eban Krutch: [of Washington] What if everybody quits him? What if he quits us?

St. Pierre: This is how it begins. We are striking the first blows in this very room. Major, you and I will be starting a war.

Eban Krutch: Sir, this weather will wet the men's powder. Our muskets won't fire.::John Laurens: Then you must use your bayonets, sergeant. Trenton must be taken.

Knox: If this attack fails, and we're trapped in Jersey, it's all over.::Gen. George Washington: It's all over in any event if we don't try.

[in front of a row of huge cannons]::Gen. George Washington: Gentlemen, let's bid general Howe good morning.

[addressing a meeting of mutiny-minded soldiers]::Gen. George Washington: Gentlemen, you'll permit me to put on my spectacles, as I have grown not only grey but also blind in the service of my country.

Altered States (1980)

Actors: Francis X. McCarthy (actor), George Gaynes (actor), Ruth Myers (costume designer), Drew Barrymore (actress), Bob Balaban (actor), Blair Brown (actress), Ken Russell (director), William Hurt (actor), John Larroquette (actor), Charles Haid (actor), Craig Miller (miscellaneous crew), Stuart Baird (producer), Paddy Chayefsky (writer), Paddy Chayefsky (writer), Daniel Melnick (producer),

Plot: An American researching different states of consciousness with the aid of mind altering drugs and an isolation chamber begins to experience disturbing physical changes in his body that point toward an evolutionary regression.

Keywords: 1970s, alternative-reality, anthropologist, based-on-novel, beating-a-dog, caveman, cult-film, dimethyltryptamine, dog, drug
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: When he heard his cry for help it wasn't human In the basement of a university medical school Dr . Jessup floats naked in total darkness. The most terrifying experiment in the history of science is out of control... and the subject is himself

Quotes:

Eddie Jessup: The purpose of our suffering is only more suffering.

Arthur Rosenberg: The way I feel, I don't expect to go to sleep for a year. I'm on fucking fire!

Eddie Jessup: What dignifies the Yogic practices is that the belief system itself is not truly religious. There is no Buddhist God per se. It is the Self, the individual Mind, that contains immortality and ultimate truth.::Emily Jessup: What the hell is not religious about that? You've simply replaced God with the Original Self.::Eddie Jessup: Yes, but we've localized it. Now I know where the Self is. It's in our own minds. It's a form of human energy. Our atoms are six billion years old. We've got six billion years of memory in our minds.

Eddie Jessup: Memory is energy! It doesn't disappear - it's still in there. There's a physiological pathway to our earlier consciousnesses. There has to be; and I'm telling you it's in the goddamned limbic system.::Mason Parrish: You're a whacko!::Eddie Jessup: What's whacko about it, Mason? I'm a man in search of his true self. How archetypically American can you get? We're all trying to fulfill ourselves, understand ourselves, get in touch with ourselves, face the reality of ourselves, explore ourselves, expand ourselves. Ever since we dispensed with God we've got nothing but ourselves to explain this meaningless horror of life.

Eddie Jessup: You saved me. You redeemed me from the pit. I was in it, Emily. I was *in* that ultimate moment of terror that is the beginning of life. It is nothing. Simple, hideous nothing. The final truth of all things is that there is no final Truth. Truth is what's transitory. It's human life that is real. I don't want to frighten you, Emily, but what I'm trying to tell you is that moment of terror is a real and living horror, living and growing within me now, and the only thing that keeps it from devouring me is you.::Emily Jessup: Why don't you just come back to us?::Eddie Jessup: It's too late. I don't think I can get it out of me anymore. I can't live with it. The pain is too great.

[Last line]::Eddie Jessup: I love you Emily.

[First line]::Arthur Rosenberg: The tank itself was unusual in that it was vertical, and looked like an old boiler.

Eddie Jessup: Emily's quite content to go on with this life. She insists she's in love with me - whatever that is. What she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves. But I'm not afraid of that solitary pain. In fact, if I don't strip myself of all this clatter and clutter and ridiculous ritual, I shall go out of my fucking mind. Does that answer your question, Arthur?::Arthur Rosenberg: What question was that?::Eddie Jessup: You asked me why I was getting divorced.::Arthur Rosenberg: Oh, listen, it's your life. I'm sorry I even asked.

Eddie Jessup: I haven't told anyone this in ten years. I'm telling you now because I think you have a right to know what kind of a nut you might be getting mixed up with here.::Emily Jessup: Arthur was right. You are a fascinating bastard. [kisses him]

Emily Jessup: [crying] He doesn't love me. He never loved me. I was never real to him. Nothing in the human experience is real to him.

The Jerk (1979)

Actors: Rob Reiner (actor), Gailard Sartain (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Carl Reiner (actor), Dick O'Neill (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), Jackie Mason (actor), Maurice Marsac (actor), Larry Hankin (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Maurice Evans (actor), Fred Lerner (actor), Carl Gottlieb (actor), Pepe Serna (actor), William Schallert (actor),

Plot: Navin is an idiot. He grew up in Mississippi as adopted son of a black family but on his 18th birthday he feels he wants to discover the rest of the world and sets out to St. Louis. There everyone exploits his naivety, but then a simple invention brings him a fortune.

Keywords: 1970s, absurd-humor, adult-humor, bank, bathtub, beach, blockbuster, blow-job, butler, carnival
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: From rags to riches... to rags. A rags to riches to rags story He was a poor black sharecropper's son who never dreamed he was adopted.

Quotes:

Navin R. Johnson: [narrating his own letter home] P.S. is grandma still farting?

Patty Bernstein: Give me a bite of that corn dog.::Navin R. Johnson: What about germs?::Patty Bernstein: Put a rubber on it.

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.::[picks up an ashtray]::Navin R. Johnson: And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.::[walking outside]::Navin R. Johnson: The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.::Navin R. Johnson: [outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.::[Shithead growls at him]::Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

Mother: Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

[first lines]::Navin R. Johnson: Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

[a sniper keeps missing Navin and hitting cans of motor oil]::Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

[Navin recites some wisdom]::Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Navin R. Johnson: [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!::Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.::Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.::[the Sniper points to Navin's name in the phone book]::Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.

Larceny, Inc. (1942)

Actors: Fortunio Bonanova (actor), Don Barclay (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), Arthur Q. Bryan (actor), Jack Carson (actor), Sidney Bracey (actor), Eddy Chandler (actor), Chester Clute (actor), Broderick Crawford (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), Harry Davenport (actor), William B. Davidson (actor), Joe Devlin (actor), Glen Cavender (actor), Charles Drake (actor),

Plot: Three bumbling crooks buy a store so that they can rob the bank next door. When they soon discover the money they can make as legitimate businessmen, they abandon their plan. Trouble is, one of their cohorts, who's escaped from jail, won't let them.

Keywords: adoption, automobile-accident, bank, bank-robbery, banker, barber, baseball, based-on-play, burglar-alarm, burst-pipe
Genres: Comedy, Crime,

Quotes:

Jug Martin: Weepy, I don't like the idea of going into a bank through the front door.

J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [picking up sample] Crocodile?::Homer Bigelow: No, alligator.::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [tossing away sample] Oh, domestic.

Jug Martin: The situation calls for strategy.

Jug Martin: I see the problem, strategy.

Mademoiselle Gloria: Well I wish you'd drop in and look over my lingerie sometime.::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Well, you drop in sometime and look over my trunks.

Jug Martin: Hey, Pressure, why didn't she ever write me all that time we were in prison?::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Well. maybe it's because she knows you can't read.::Jug Martin: I never thought of that.

Jug Martin: Pressure?::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Yeah?::Jug Martin: What have we got to lose? If we go in with Leo and get caught, we're back in time for the Elmira game. Hunh?::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Ha, you're flannel-brained.::Jug Martin: All right, I still think he's got somethin' hot.::J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Yeah, he's got somethin' hot all right! Yeah, a comfortable chair upholstered with wire!

Jug Martin: Why we'll all be typhoons!

J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: That woman is growin' on me like a boil.

J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [to the warden on his parole] I'm prepared to meet society, but is society prepared to meet me?

The Aviator (1929)

Actors: William Holmes (editor), William Bailey (actor), Edward Everett Horton (actor), Armand Kaliz (actor), Edward Martindel (actor), Lee Moran (actor), Kewpie Morgan (actor), Phillips Smalley (actor), Patsy Ruth Miller (actress), Irving Asher (producer), De Leon Anthony (writer), Roy Del Ruth (director), Johnny Arthur (actor), Robert Lord (writer), Arthur Caesar (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

Runaway, Romany (1917)

Actors: Ormi Hawley (actress), Marion Davies (writer), Pedro de Cordoba (actor), Gladden James (actor), Joseph Kilgour (actor), Matt Moore (actor), Marion Davies (actress), George W. Lederer (director), George W. Lederer (producer), Boyce Combe (actor), W.W. Bitner (actor),

Genres: ,