Speed Racer (2008)

Actors: Richard Roundtree (actor), Oscar Ortega Sánchez (actor), Benno Fürmann (actor), Melvil Poupaud (actor), Hiroyuki Sanada (actor), Waldemar Kobus (actor), Togo Igawa (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Moritz Bleibtreu (actor), John Benfield (actor), Peter Fernandez (actor), John Goodman (actor), Ralph Herforth (actor), Alexander Yassin (actor), Anatole Taubman (actor),

Plot: The story begins with Speed Racer who is a young man with natural racing instincts whose goal is to win The Crucible, a cross-country car racing rally that took the life of his older brother, Rex Racer. Speed is loyal to the family business, run by his parents Pops and Mom. Pops designed Speed's car, the Mach 5. The owner of Royalton Industries makes Speed a lucrative offer, Speed rejects the offer, angering the owner. Speed also uncovers a secret that top corporate interests, including Royalton, are fixing races and cheating to gain profit. With the offer to Speed denied, Royalton wants to ensure that Speed will not win races. Speed finds support from his parents and his girlfriend Trixie and enters The Crucible in a partnership with his one-time rival, Racer X, seeking to rescue his family's business and the racing sport itself.

Keywords: actor-talks-to-audience, actual-animal-killed, alliance, altered-version-of-studio-logo, ape, aquarium, armored-car, automobile-racing, based-on-anime, based-on-japanese-tv-series
Genres: Action, Family, Sport,
Taglines: Go From the creators of 'The Matrix' trilogy comes a world built for speed. Go! May 2008 Speed has no limits. In the world's fastest race, nothing can slow you down.

Quotes:

Speed: Racing hasn't changed, and it never will.::Racer X: It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us. Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.

Trixie: Oh my god, was that a ninja?::Pops Racer: More like a NON-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

Minx: [after seeing Speed race] He's going to be very good.::Racer X: No, he's going to be the best... if they don't destroy him first.

Trixie: Cool beans.

Mr. Royalton: Pancakes are love.

Ben Burns: This isn't a race, it's a showdown!

[first lines]::Race Announcer: All drivers to your cars, please. All drivers to your cars.

Speed's Teacher: Speed Racer, slow down!

Rex: [to Speed] Stop steering and start driving. This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.

Trixie: [while watching race from above] Move it, Speed! It's getting ugly out there!

Disaster Movie (2008)

Actors: Tony Cox (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Cat Stone (miscellaneous crew), Adam M. Stone (miscellaneous crew), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jerry P. Jacobs (producer), Christopher Lennertz (composer), David Born (actor), Kim Kardashian (actress), Jody Blose (miscellaneous crew), Peter Safran (producer), Johnny Rock (actor), Greg Washington (miscellaneous crew), Michelle Lang (actress), Frank Helmer (costume designer),

Plot: Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.

Keywords: 40-oz, acoustic-guitar, assassin, bare-chested-male, baseball-bat, belching, big-hair, bikini, birthday-party, black-stereotype
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Not another shallow Hollywood movie. Better get off quick. Al Gore was right. Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed. Mother !@#?*% Nature. Rock on! Destroying the summer... one movie at a time. Prepare to die... laughing. The End Is Coming, August 29

Quotes:

Batman: Hi.::Enchanted Princess: Hi!::Batman: I'm Batman.::Enchanted Princess: [deep voice] I'm Enchanted Princess!

[Will dreams he is a Jumper. He jumps and is impaled by Prince Caspian's sword]::Prince Caspian: It's the guy who ruined Star Wars.

Wolf: [after getting hit in the groin] Ohh! They're so small anyways! From steroids!

Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming!

[repeated line]::Beowulf: I am Beowulf!

[upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner]::Enchanted Princess: And what magical creature are you?::[gets hit by the taxi]

Juney: Time to get this sea monkey plastered.

Will: You're taking Jo-Jo?

Juney: I think my water's gonna break!

McLover: I am McLover! I am McLover!

Speed Racer: Wonderful World of Racing - The Amazing Racer Family (2008)

Actors: John Benfield (actor), Eric Matthies (producer), Josh Oreck (writer), Josh Oreck (director), Hiroyuki Sanada (actor), Michael Crawford (producer), Richard Roundtree (actor), Ralph Herforth (actor), Josh Oreck (producer), Waldemar Kobus (actor), Benno Fürmann (actor), Moritz Bleibtreu (actor), John Goodman (actor), Matthew Fox (actor), Ashley Walters (actor),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

Nudity Required (2003)

Actors: Beverly Lynne (actress), Elizabeth Starr (actress), David Alan Graf (actor), Carmen Perez (actress), Jacquie Barnbrook (actress), Spero Stamboulis (actor), Tamie Sheffield (actress), Edgar Allan Poe IV (actor), Charlie Nguyen (producer), Lori Morrissey (actress), David Zimmerman (actor), Tania Gunadi (actress), Cherise Bangs (actress), David Weisenberg (actor), Anna Easteden (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Speedracer: The Movie (1967)

Actors: Corinne Orr (actress), Corinne Orr (actress), Peter Fernandez (actor), Peter Fernandez (actor), Corinne Orr (actress), Jack Grimes (actor), Jack Grimes (actor), Jack Curtis (actor),

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