Someone Was Watching (2002)
Actors:
Sam Cardon (composer),
Megan Follows (actress),
Frank Gerrish (actor),
Rick Macy (actor),
Andres Orozco (actor),
Irene Santiago (actress),
Jonathan Rudy (actor),
Lee B. Groberg (producer),
Dalin Christiansen (actor),
Paul Collins Johnson (miscellaneous crew),
Paul Collins Johnson (actor),
Mark Goodman (director),
Jeanette Puhich (actress),
Mark Goodman (producer),
Mark Goodman (writer),
Plot: When Chris falls asleep whilst supposed to be watching his little sister, Molly, she goes missing. Finding her colouring book by the river, everyone believes she drowned there and try and move on with their life. But when Chris and his best friend, Pat watch over a tape of the day she went missing some things just don't match up and Chris believes his sister was kidnapped and is still alive. Chris and Pat go on an adventure to New Mexico to prove to everyone that Molly is really still alive.
Keywords: abduction, based-on-novel, best-friend, bicycle, blonde-hair, boy-with-glasses, brother-sister-relationship, car-in-water, chewing-gum, child-abduction
Genres:
Drama,
Family,
Mystery,
Taglines: Two friends... One truth... an impossible hope Two friends ... One truth ... an impossible hope ...
Quotes:
Chris: Fred Barney?...::Pat: Oh yeah yeah. I changed our names. I didn't want our parents just to be able to call the airlines and find us. At least not until we find Bud and Clover::Chris: Yeah, but Fred Barney?...::Pat: What? You're the one who said you always loved the Flintstones::Chris: And who are you?... Wilma Betty?::Pat: No. Rocky Dimaggio::Chris: Rocky... why couldn't I be Rocky?::Pat: Comon'... which one of us 'looks' like Rocky::Chris: Yeah, but Fred Barney?
Chris: Pat! This fence... it's... it's new!
Pat: 'You know what they call the fear of water?...::Chris: Yeah... drowning::Pat: ...Hydrophobia::Chris: I'm not afraid of water. I love water.::Pat: It'll probably go away when we find Molly::Chris: So who died and made you my therapist?::Pat: Chris, sometimes you just gotta face your fears::Chris: Look who's talking Mr. I-don't-like-life-so-I-make-it-up-as-I-go...
Frank: Hey boys [beat] Come here...::Chris, Pat: [leaning in]::Frank: ...I don't dink dey can compete wit me...::Chris, Pat: [rolling their eyes]::Frank: ...you see, when people like my cookies dey like dem year round- all de time. But when it's cold an' wet?... BLAH [breaths in their faces]::Chris, Pat: [flinch in grotesque]::Frank: ...dey don't like de ice cream so much... dey don't like de ice cream so much
Pat: [waking to the sound of the television] What are you doing? It's three o'clock in the morning!::Chris: Nothing. Go back to sleep.::Pat: [in response to further televised sounds] Chris! Shutup, will ya? I gotta test in the morning!::Chris: School doesn't start for another two weeks Pat...
The World's Greatest Lover (1977)
Actors:
Rolfe Sedan (actor),
Gene Wilder (actor),
David Huddleston (actor),
Peter Elbling (actor),
Jack Riley (actor),
Sidney Miller (actor),
Alvin Hammer (actor),
Dom DeLuise (actor),
Danny DeVito (actor),
Nick Dimitri (actor),
Elya Baskin (actor),
Fritz Feld (actor),
James Hong (actor),
Al Wyatt Sr. (actor),
Gene Wilder (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Go ahead - laugh!
Quotes:
Rudy Valentine: Are you trying to give me fart hailure?
Projectionist: I'm in the union.
Annie Hickman: Rudy, what are we gonna do? They think you're a famous movie star. We can't pay for this. Oh, my god! Rudy, Rudy, did you see the bathroom? Rudy, there's seven towels in the bathroom. Rudy, Rudy, we can't afford this.::Rudy Valentine: Don't talk about money.::Annie Hickman: But, Rudy, we only have...::Rudy Valentine: My soul is on fire! Don't talk to me about money!
Adolph Zitz: Now listen to me very carefully: The women in this country are so sex-starved, they'll accept the first pretty face that comes along and make him a star. Well, what the hell will they do when they hear that Rainbow Studios is going to find the greatest lover in America? I'm talking about someone who will make Rudolph Valentino look like a part-time nurse!
Adolph Zitz: All right! We'll get lovers from every big city and hick town on the map. Because, gentlemen, I promise you that within two weeks, every male in America between the ages of 17 and 55 is going to stop for a moment and at least think about coming to Hollywood to screen test for the biggest chance of his life - the chance to star in the new Rainbow Studios film: The World's Greatest Lover! Now! How's that for an idea?::Yes Man #1: Great!::Yes Man #2: Gweat!::Sven, Yes Man #3: Great! Yoost great!::[points to the barber]::Barber: Very good... [fearing the onset of another of Zitz's outbursts] I mean... great!::[Zitz desperately tries to stop himself from strangling the barber again, gives up]::Adolph Zitz: Too late!::[lifts the barber in air by his neck]
Annie Hickman: Rudy, you do stick out your tongue when you get nervous, or sometimes you get laryngitis just for a second. But it won't last. These are just little nervous habits because you're so high-strung. They mean nothing. Even the third thing.::Rudy Valentine: What?::Annie Hickman: Rudy... it's nothing. It's not even worth talking about.::Rudy Valentine: What third thing?::Annie Hickman: Rudy...::Rudy Valentine: I just wanna know. What third thing?::Annie Hickman: Well, sometimes - when you get excited - you twist your words around so they don't make sense.::Rudy Valentine: I do not twist my words around.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, I wouldn't make up a thing like that.::Rudy Valentine: I do not do that!::Annie Hickman: Once in a while. Once in a great while.::Rudy Valentine: ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME FART HAILURE?
Rudy Valentine: I don't wanna be Rudy Hickman! I'm selling the furniture, I'm selling the car, I'm changing my name and we're going to Hollywood.::Annie Hickman: Hollywood?::Rudy Valentine: Yes. I'm gonna try out for that movie contest.::Annie Hickman: But, Rudy...::Rudy Valentine: My Uncle Harry knows people out there. He can help us.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, there'll be thousands of men.::Rudy Valentine: I can win it.::Annie Hickman: They'll be coming from all over America.::Rudy Valentine: I can win it.::Annie Hickman: Rudy, they'll be professionals.::Rudy Valentine: I said I can win it! Now light the bed to out come turn on!
Annie Hickman: Rudy, I'm frightened.::Rudy Valentine: You're the one who said you wanted me to try out for this contest!::Annie Hickman: Well, I do. I do. I just don't want you to get your heart set on winning.::Rudy Valentine: Do you think I wanna come in 13th?
Rudy Valentine: Don't can what I and say can't tell me!
Adolph Zitz: Gentlemen, I am not a child and I do not wish to be treated as one. Is that understood?::Group of yes men: Yes, Sir!::Adolph Zitz: Good. Now, here's the question: If you went up to any bum in the street and asked him which is the biggest movie studio in Hollywood, what would he say? Joe?::Yes Man #1: Well, Rainbow Studios, home of the stars.::Adolph Zitz: All right now. All right, I don't want any of that baloney. Wes?::Yes Man #2: I would say Wainbow. Wainbow Studios. It's the wargest and the best.::Adolph Zitz: Save it. Save that yes-man shit. You think I need this kind of babying? Sven?::Sven, Yes Man #3: Rainbow. Rainbow Studios. I don't think there is any question about that.::Adolph Zitz: Jesus Christ! Is there not one honest man in this room?::[points to the barber]::Barber: Oh, uh, Paramount, I guess.::Adolph Zitz: [Chuckling] That's very interesting. I'm just curious - why would you say that?::Barber: Because they have Rudolph Valentino.::[Zitz gets off his chair and starts strangling the barber]::Adolph Zitz: Son of a bitch! Dog-doo, pee-pee brain! You're a lying traitor, did you know that? You ca-ca-in-your-pants fart blossom, I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your...