Conor McGregor trains for his rematch with
Nate Diaz after losing at
UFC 196.
Featuring Mike Tyson,
Steven Seagal,
Eddie Bravo,
Royce Gracie,
Kron Gracie,
Nick Diaz and even Ido
Portal!!!
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The full script if you’re interested!
Conor McGregor: “You know it Ido, this loss is only going to make me stronger. My movement will be so efficient that I could butcher both those skinny fat bums -
Nick & Nate, in the same night.
I’ll batter them, I’ll batter them.
But no rushing on the UFCs schedule. I aint flying out to no presser, they can fly to me. I call the shots. I will transition from champion to retirement and back as I please.
I am like a fine wine - ha ha. These bums need to be more grateful for me changing their bum life.
Let's get down to work…”
Nate Diaz: “
What the fuck Conor. You still doing this touch butt bullshit. Shits messed up. How about learning some Jiu
Jitsu dude, ha ha.”
Conor McGregor: “Nate, I will remain humble and disciplined. But once my movement has been perfected I will annihilate you and all your little Scrap
Pack, you bunch of wide eyed gazelles”
Nate Diaz: “What the fuck you say about my homeboys! Oh yeah fool-lets bring
Stockton to you motherfuckers. Come on let's slap these bitches up”
Nate Diaz: “This ain't no dance off motherfuckers”
Nate Diaz: “Stockton motherfuckers, 209, 209 bitches! Your bitch ass is gonna need retirement now”
Conor McGregor: ”
Maybe I need to make a change, learn movement from real fighters.
Old school rock solid legends.”
Mike Tyson: “Is it possible if I fornicate with you? I only speak to woman on this number who I fornicate with.”
Mike Tyson: ”
Hey Conor, welcome, but you don't look so good”
Conor McGregor: “
Nothing a bit of ice and ibuprofen won't fix.
Mike you are my childhood hero. Your style was impetuous and your defence was impregnable. You fought like you wanted to eat your opponent's children. Teach me that. Make me the living God that I am destined to be!”
Mike Tyson: “I don't know man…
.. You know what, okay, okay, let's do this.”
Mike Tyson: “
Basics man. This is how you slip a punch”
Conor McGregor: “You okay
Mike?”
Mike Tyson: “I broke my back”
Conor McGregor: “What do you mean by that?”
Mike Tyson: “My back is broken. Spinal.”
Conor McGregor: “OK, maybe i'll catch you later Mike.”
Steven Seagal: “Conor kun, your wazay is growing. I showed
Anderson kun the front kick which I perfected over 40 years. But I will show you that double legged front kick that I have been perfecting for over 62 years.
Only if I can walk in with you, and you then embrace me cage-side like your only sensei."
Eddie Bravo: "
Mission control to snakebite, then to
Neptune kimura with a slice of alien poop. Then switch to any one of 324 killer options that will put any living human in cesspool of neurological pain.”
Royce Gracie: “I built the
UFC, it's my house - i'll teach you
Gracie legacy. But you ever tap to a choke again you will be forced to watch every episode of Gracie university”
Conor McGregor: “
Training - check,
Grass fed steak - check, touch butt - uncheck.
Diaz brothers,
Jon Jones,
Chuck Liddel,
Ronda Rousey - I’m coming for all your asses.
It's the McGregor era. “
Conor McGregor: “Yo - keep up with me and rest of these bums by clicking that red panty subscribe button.”
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- published: 11 May 2016
- views: 56