Den gamle och hatet (2011)

Actors: Kryszthof Maid (editor), Nicklas Nygård (producer), Andreas Westerberg (producer), Jonas Bergqvist (actor), Boris Bränn (actor), Lina Ekblad (actress), Alfred Backa (actor), Alfred Backa (writer), Johan Stolpe (composer), Johan Stolpe (director), Jakob Nylund (writer), Petra Mases (composer), Johanna Stenback (producer), Linda Alanen (actress), Farok Ben Boussir (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Matteus: Det är bara skit med allting.

Burke and Hare (2010)

Actors: David Schofield (actor), Gino Picciano (actor), Simon Pegg (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), David Hayman (actor), Stephen Merchant (actor), Ronnie Corbett (actor), Allan Corduner (actor), Costa-Gavras (actor), Hugh Bonneville (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Ray Harryhausen (actor), Bill Bailey (actor), Reece Shearsmith (actor), Andy Serkis (actor),

Plot: Based on the true story about the famous murderers, 'Burke And Hare' follows the hapless exploits of these two men as they fall into the highly profitable business of providing cadavers for the medical fraternity in Nineteenth Century Edinburgh, then the centre of medical learning. The one thing they were short of was bodies.

Keywords: 1820s, 19th-century, actress, alcoholic, angry-mob, anti-villain, based-on-true-story, black-comedy, cameo, closing-eyes-of-dead-person
Genres: Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: No Job Too Small. No Body Too Big. No Questions Asked.

Quotes:

William Burke: She is an actress, not a whore.::William Hare: What's the difference?

William Hare: I thought life round here was supposed to be cheap.::Fergus: It is. But the price rockets once you're dead.

William Burke: Six years in the Army I don't get a scratch. Ten minutes as a grave robber I get shot in the ass.

William Burke: I had confidence in a fart once, and I shat all over myself.

Hangman: [after Burke's execution] I know he seemed like a nice guy and all that, and I suppose you have to respect the fact that he made the ultimate sacrifice for love, but he did kill all those people just for money. And that's just evil. [the Hangman is given a sack of coins as payment for the execution] Thank you.

Doctor Monro: How are your students enjoying your lectures?::Doctor Robert Knox: Not as much as they are enjoying your wife.

Old Joseph: I remember. Old Nosey was there himself. He says, "Stand up, guards. Now, Maitland, now's your time." And over we go, fight in', fight in' the Frogs. Did I ever tell you about the time... [coughs wetly] the time... [coughs] I saw the man, the wee man himself, Napoleon? Aye, it were a treat. [laughs] And that idiotic hat.

Doctor Robert Knox: That's the third rotter I've had from McTavish and his gang of grave robbers in the last three weeks. [sighs] I can't go on like this.::Patterson: Is there anything I can do Doctor?::Doctor Robert Knox: You could start praying, Patterson, for the one thing that could save us.::Patterson: And what's that sir?::Doctor Robert Knox: An enormous and awful calamity right here in Edinburgh. An accident or a - or a natural disaster. Something which generates the large numbers of cadavers I need for my work.::Patterson: Wouldn't that be nice sir?

McMartin's Doorman: I'll not explain myself again. Mr. Wordsworth is already in the club.::William Wordsworth: That cannot be, I am he, newly returned from my tour of the continent.::Samuel Coleridge: And I am Samuel Coleridge.::McMartin's Doorman: Aye. And I'm Robbie fuck in' Burns! Now piss off, the both ofyouse!

Beyond Honor (2004)

Actors: Mirelly Taylor (actress), Carl Darchuk (actor), Stacy Stagnaro (costume designer), David Mann (composer), Rob Mathes (actor), Michelle Gunn (actress), Varun Khanna (director), Varun Khanna (producer), Varun Khanna (writer), Varun Khanna (actor), Ina Barron (actress), Ajay Vidure (actor), Ryan Izay (actor), Abe Spigner (actor), Laurel Melagrano (actress),

Genres: Drama,

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Actors: Anjelica Huston (actress), Scott Rudin (producer), Owen Wilson (actor), Ben Stiller (actor), Larry Pine (actor), Gwyneth Paltrow (actress), Al Thompson (actor), Luke Wilson (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), Gene Hackman (actor), Danny Glover (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Owen Wilson (writer), Owen Wilson (producer),

Plot: Three grown prodigies, all with a unique genius of some kind, and their mother are staying at the family household. Their father, Royal had left them long ago, and comes back to make things right with his family.

Keywords: accountant, adopted-daughter, ambulance, archeologist, art, artist, attempted-suicide, ballerina, ballet, bandaged-hand
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Family Isn't A Word... It's A Sentence. You Are Invited To A Remarkable Family Gathering.

Quotes:

Eli: [to Richie] I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?::Royal: [quietly] Me too. Me too.::Eli: It doesn't mean what it used to though, does it?

Ethel: How long have you been a smoker?::Margot: 22 years.::Ethel: Well, I think you should quit.

Royal: Everyone's against me.::Pagoda: It's your fault, man.::Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me.

Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.::Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.::Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

Royal: Let's shag ass.

Royal: I got a pretty bad case of cancer.::Chas: [yawns] How long you gonna last?::Royal: Not long.::Chas: A month? A year?::Royal: About six weeks. Let me get to the point, the three of you and your mother are all I've got and I love you more than anything.::[Chas scoffs and mock laughs]::Royal: Chas, let me finish here. I've got six weeks to set things right with you and I aim to do it. Will you give me a chance?::Chas: No.::Royal: Do you speak for everyone?::Chas: I speak for myself.

Young Chas Tenenbaum: [about Margot's play] Well, what'd you think, Dad?::Royal: Didn't seem believable to me.::[to Eli]::Royal: Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here?::Young Richie Tenenbaum: He has permission to sleep over.::Young Chas Tenenbaum: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed?::Royal: What characters? This is a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes.::Young Margot Tenenbaum: Good night, everyone.::Royal: Well, sweetie, don't be mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.::[Margot gets up and gathers her presents just as Ethel comes in with the birthday cake and everyone starts singing Happy Birthday, which trails off as she leaves the room. Ethel glares at Royal]::Narrator: He had not been invited to any of their parties since.

[after the fire drill]::Chas: Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp.

Ethel: What are you talking about?::Chas: The apartment. I have to get some new sprinklers and a back-up security system installed.::Ethel: But there are no sprinklers here either.::Chas: We might have to do something about that too.

Uzi Tenenbaum: Who's your father?::Chas: His name is Royal Tenenbaum.::Ari: You told us he was already dead.::Chas: Yeah, well, now he's really dying.

Patch Adams (1998)

Actors: Robin Williams (actor), Richard Kiley (actor), Michael Jeter (actor), Barry Shabaka Henley (actor), Josef Sommer (actor), Alan Tudyk (actor), James Anthony Cotton (actor), David Fine (actor), Harold Gould (actor), Peter Coyote (actor), Norman Alden (actor), Bob Gunton (actor), Philip Seymour Hoffman (actor), Bonnie Johnson (actress), Irma P. Hall (actress),

Plot: Patch Adams is determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. Unfortunately, the medical and scientific community does not appreciate his methods of healing the sick, while the actual patients, medical professors, and hospital nurses all appreciate the work *he* can do, because they are unable to do it.

Keywords: angel-costume, attempted-suicide, avant-garde, based-on-book, blockbuster, cancer, character-name-in-title, compassion, cult-film, death-of-friend
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Based On A True Story. Laughter is contagious.

Quotes:

Corinne Fisher: Lesbian, airhead, ballbuster, whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. Please spread the word: I'm not here to date. I'm not here to flirt. I'm here to study.

[while Patch is driving]::Corinne Fisher: When can I open my eyes?::Hunter Patch Adams: As soon as I open mine.

Hunter Patch Adams: Ye of little faith.

Hunter Patch Adams: Who likes to masturbate?::[Everyone in room raises their hands]

Hunter Patch Adams: [to Carin] I love you not knowing how, why, or even from where.

Hunter Patch Adams: You don't understand, I'm leaving::Dr. Titan: Hunter, if you leave my records will say AMA, you left against medical advice.::Hunter Patch Adams: And Mine will say IDGARA, I don't give a rat's ass. And my name is Patch.

Truman: I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency.

Hunter Patch Adams: I'm really starting to love the back of your head.

Arthur Mendelson: You learn anything about proctology yet Patch? Good, take care of this asshole for me, will ya?

Hunter Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

American Yakuza (1993)

Actors: Maureen Duffy (miscellaneous crew), Lincoln Lageson (miscellaneous crew), Yuji Okumoto (actor), Joel Soisson (producer), Ryo Ishibashi (actor), Steven Belgard (miscellaneous crew), Takashige Ichise (writer), Robert Forster (actor), Nicky Katt (actor), Takashige Ichise (producer), Viggo Mortensen (actor), Viggo Mortensen (actor), Michael Nouri (actor), Kurt Woolner (miscellaneous crew), David C. Williams (composer),

Plot: When Nick Davis leaves prison after one year in solitaire, he is hired to operate forklift in a warehouse in the harbor owned by the Japanese Yakuza patriarch Isshin Tendo. The place is assaulted by the Italian Mafia leaded by Dino Campanela and Nick rescues and saves the life of Shuji Sawamoto, who is the representative of Yakuza interests in America. Shuji hires Nick to work for Yakuza and becomes his godfather in the family after his oath to join Yakuza. However, Nick is a lonely FBI undercover agent assigned to penetrate in the criminal organization. When the FBI discovers that Campanela is organizing a massive attack to destroy the Yakuza, Nick's boss Littman calls off the operation to leave the dirty work to the Italian Mafia. But the connection of Nick with Shuji and his goddaughter Yuko forces him to help his Japanese family.

Keywords: action-hero, ak-47, audio-cassette, bare-breasts, beretta, brawl, brunette, brutality, dark-hero, disarming-someone
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: The mob has a new enemy. In America, they call it the Mafia... In Japan, they call it Yakuza... When they meet, they call it war!

All the Way (1988)

Actors: Ben Mendelsohn (actor), Dennis Miller (actor), John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Robert Mammone (actor), Rowena Wallace (actress), Ralph Cotterill (actor), Dannii Minogue (actress), Peter Carrodus (editor), Stephen Hall (actor), Peter Sumner (actor), Vince Colosimo (actor), Ashley Irwin (composer), Jacqueline McKenzie (actress), John Lee (actor), Terry Stapleton (costume designer),

Plot: All The Way is a drama series that turns the clock back to 1963 and the swinging sixties. Growing up in the sixties was like waking every day to find the world had changed. Music, fashion, politics and social and moral issues were all in a state of flux. For teenagers, it was a time of new freedom, new ideas and exciting new possibilities. For their parents, society's changing attitudes were confronting, painful and, at times, downright impossible. Introduction of the contraceptive pill,conscription, the Beatles and Bob Dylan, the Menzies era, the Cuban Missile Crisis,assassination of US President John Fitzgerald Kennedy,and his brother Robert, anti-hanging protests, the Profumo affair, the assassination of civil rights champion Martin Luther-King, the Vietnam War. All The Way is set against the background of these events, with the ingenious use of archival footage to weave together the intrigue of a political thriller with the lives of three Australian families, who, although from different social backgrounds, find they all must face the challenges of a rapidly changing world. The story begins on November 22, 1963 - the day an assassin's bullet cut down US President John F Kennedy in the streets of Dallas, Texas. It was a gunshot that echoed around the world

Keywords: 1960s, soap, tv-mini-series
Genres: Drama,

Doctor in Distress (1963)

Actors: Leo McKern (actor), Ronald Lacey (actor), Donald Houston (actor), Bill Kerr (actor), James Robertson Justice (actor), Johnny Briggs (actor), Ronnie Barker (actor), Timothy Bateson (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), John Bluthal (actor), Dirk Bogarde (actor), Reginald Beckwith (actor), Frank Finlay (actor), Richard Briers (actor), Dennis Price (actor),

Plot: Dr. Simon Sparrow's love life improves dramatically when the lovely Delia Mallory is brought into casualty with a sprained ankle. She's relieved at the diagnosis as she is a dancer and is as attracted to Sparrow as he is to her. Sparrow finds himself treating Sir Lancelot Spratt who has taken to sleep walking. He has also quite suddenly lost his gruff manner and is being quite nice to everyone. Sparrow quickly diagnoses Spratt's condition: he's fallen in love. The object of his affection is physiotherapist Iris Merchant. Sparrow urges him on but she also has another suitor in the form of Major Tommy Ffrench. Spratt tries to hire a private detective to follow her but when that doesn't work out he takes to following her himself. Mayhem ensues.

Keywords: doctor, independent-film, medical, sequel
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's that incurable 'DOCTOR' team in their NEWESTand SAUCIEST! [UK] It's the incurable 'Doctor' team!

A Stitch in Time (1963)

Actors: Fred Griffiths (actor), Cyril Chamberlain (actor), Arnold Bell (actor), Peter Jones (actor), Glyn Houston (actor), Arthur Lovegrove (actor), Julian Orchard (actor), Edward Chapman (actor), Ernest Clark (actor), Johnny Briggs (actor), Michael Balfour (actor), Michael Goodliffe (actor), Danny Green (actor), Norman Wisdom (actor), Frank Williams (actor),

Plot: An accident in the butchers shop leads Norman and Mr Grimsdale to the hospital where, after causing the normal ammount of chaos, Norman finds Lindy, a little girl who hasn't spoken or smiled since her parents were killed in an aeroplane accident. Norman decides to help.

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, butcher, doctor, four-word-title, hospital, independent-film, nurse
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Mr Grimsdale: How long will the ambulance be?::Norman Pitkin: Oh, about 18 feet, Mr. Grimsdale.

Nurse Haskell: Thank you Mr. Pitkin.::Norman Pitkin: What for?::Nurse Haskell: You obviously don't realise but you just did something wonderful.::Norman Pitkin: Me?::Nurse Haskell: Mmmm. You must have a gift.::Norman Pitkin: Oh, no. Oh, no, no. I don't want anything me and Mr. Grimsdale we do it for nothing.

The Flesh and the Fiends (1960)

Actors: Robert S. Baker (producer), Monty Berman (producer), George Woodbridge (actor), Esma Cannon (actress), John Rae (actor), Billie Whitelaw (actress), Donald Pleasence (actor), Steven Berkoff (actor), George Rose (actor), Peter Cushing (actor), Michael Balfour (actor), Melvyn Hayes (actor), Ian Fleming (actor), John Gilling (writer), John Gilling (writer),

Plot: Edinburgh surgeon Dr. Robert Knox requires cadavers for his research into the functioning of the human body; local ne'er-do-wells Burke and Hare find ways to provide him with fresh specimens...

Keywords: capital, cemetery, corpse, derelict, doctor, grave, grave-robbing, hanging, lecturer, mob-scene
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Coffins Looted! Cadavers Dissected!

Quotes:

Dr. Geoffrey Mitchell: We are students of Hippocrates, but some of us are hypocrites.

[last lines]::Dr. Robert Knox: Before commencing this morning's lecture, let us consider the Oath of Hippocrates, the sacred oath of our profession: "I will prescribe regimen for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone."