[Haas G]
Experience one: from this I did, yes I did notice
This isn't just another show, it's
The world I've been looking for
At least that's what I thought until I found it took a little more
Than just a dope smile and long hair
Fair skin to an end, all clothes in strong gear
Obsever the setting, in all the road ways
Drving along when I peeped her out (Yo yo hey!)
Can I kick it? (Yeah you can) Well I dig your style
My name is Haas G, tell me, are your from the Isle?
What's your name? *deleted* Oh that's kinda slick
Here's an invitation to a flick
Wait up tell me, do you have a man? (No)
Here we go, three months later
All about us, hmmm, she thought I played the
Fool about a month ago
(I know your style, it wasn't all about bump 'n' go)
Anyway, observe the new setting
At the nightclub, stepping with the clue new steps
And I turned around, I caught her digging down the next man
Rage is flowing deep and this inspired me to flex and
Step to her, pursue her
Throughout the large area and kick her anal area
The only thing I kicked was a word of peace
Now that you disrespected me
Be on your merry way
I'm not trying to hear that from my agent this day
"Get out my life now woman, I don't love you no more!" [x2]
[Kool Kim]
Up on the hill where I chill all alone
I get a ring on the tree phone, hello hello who is it?
Hi, my name is Booty, may I come up for a visit?
Sure, make it quick, and hon if you're able
Pick up some food at the store, we're watching cable
30 minutes later I'm inviting honey in
Let me take your coat, cuite, how the hell you've been?
Passed me her coat, said she feeling okay
Good, I'm glad to hear it, and I'm glad you came today
Then we sat and chat for a while and so
The night rolls in, and cutie has to go
Oh, right before she left I asked her could I have a date
She said, "Fine, what time?" I said "8"
8 o'clock sharp now I pick her up for dinner
"Is the place expensive Kim, is the place a winner?"
And after we have dinner, you're to treat me to a play
This cutie is a cutie, you'll be doing things my way
How absurd, stop at the next light
Woops, the date is over, get out, good night!
Cause I'm not one to be played for my props
And if I says big things, then things got to stop
Back to my hill, I'd rather chill by the tree
Then having any cutie living leech off of me
So, be on your way squally
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Yeah, nineteen ninety-three
Uh-huh (UM-UMC)
Bring it
[Haas-G]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
Oops upside your head because I Marx ya like Groucho
Aiyyo I'm not a slouch so, ladies scream and shout (HO!)
Brother work it out (BO!) static bo bo bo I blow
Hard like the wind then I'll spin ya topsy turvy
I serve thee, here's a fruity orange for ya scurvy
I'm my own lucky charm in the middle of my pants
Wanna dance, I wind up and bogle on that ass, yo
Rico, I'm suave, Benito, I drive a
Crowd to get wild from the aisle here comes a style
I'm the undisputed master of charisma party ripper like
Shaq I be nimble, I be quick, I see the wack
MC's who need some style
Tryin to fake moves on my two I sonic boom ya like Nile
Cause I'm the wildest, crazy kind of guy born free
I'm Haas G (awwww) I got the shit to set you free
Woooo, yeah, yeah, ha ha
For my peoples yo, for my peoples (my peoples)
For my peoples yo, for my peoples (my peoples)
For my peoples yo, for my peoples
[Kool Kim]
Hey yo I be the rough rugged MC with The Streetcar Named Desire
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
Now I heard you had the matzo
I put my peoples on the show and TAKE IT
if we want it, so nigga don't flaunt it
Now you tried to be the Don of, the hip-hop nation
Yeah your beats is kind of fat, but your lyrics, starvation
Now you're stumped, you gotsta have the skill to make it thump
Ya damn, anal wart, herpe bump, your lyrics don't make me jump
Now, I might crossover when my dough is all spent
Because ain't nothin, goin on, but the rent
I come from S-T-A-T-E-N-I-S-L-A-N-D
And be the grand wizard lyricist, Kim UMC
I serve the hot buttered SOUL on my hip-hop roll
And yo I can't be undersold and, my word as good as gold
I won't fold under pressure when your girl let me undress her
My eyeballs out of my head like, my dear Uncle Fester
Gave myself a future career from the days of Blue Cheese
And now there's one thousand two thousand three thousand UMC's
Uhh, yeah yeah
Yo, UMC'n type situation in the house
Yo, I got one question for the masses kid, one question
[Kool Kim]
Hey yo, who gets sex to my rhymes? HEY!
C'mon, who gets sex to my rhymes? UHH!
Cause you know that I can cha-cha, with Nina, Maria, Sobrito
Bendejo, y Chocha, el Mixo, completo
So parles vouz couche avec ma se shwa
Me and Haas G, and Sousie, menage-a-tois
Now, I bag the mad honies round the world for sport
And then I get up, get up, inside she boom boom shots
Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, yo, check it out kid
Yo bring em down street kid, yo bring em down (bring em down)
Yo bring em down street kid, yo break em down
[Haas G]
Aiyyo I roll rope, on my boat, gently down the stream I turn
Hood like Robin, now I'm out to get the green
Cause I'm the lean mean rap machine at the fingers snap my team
tighten like grave men when I ain't misbehavin
Yo just gimme a little light, I grab a mic I get started
To cold act ill, uhh, get retarded
Then I take off, I Jetson, like George when I wrecks em
God bless em, I leave em raptified when I hex em
Right on, right on, right on
Yo, check it out
We wanna do it like this for nineteen ninety-three
First and foremost, the major shout to the mighty UMC crew
I wanna say whassup to my peoples Ruckus
I wanna give a massive shout to three-two-one
I wanna say whassup to my peoples Cold Crush
All the way down to Ill Breed
I wanna say whassup to my Oran B
And Cool Craig is in the house
Staten Isle's in the house
Staten Island comes first everytime
Brooklyn's in the house
Queens is in the house
Uptown's in the house
Bronx is in the house
I wanna say whassup to Long Island kid
[Verse 1:]
Let's all see - could I be like the sun's glow
Givin life to the lost, more than one blow
A real fly guy, if you said, I'm a show the
Crowds how I hold the mic so as I flow the
Juice filled fruit cocktail don't tail the cock
For the fact I rock well just hail I drop
One to grow on after each and every show on
By the loving of my creation
I am a product of the island nation
Indulge in my FAYshion, oops I mean fashion
Wouldn't you agree that a UMC is dashing?
From the flow, words out with a smooth projection
Chewin like a noid infection
Games are set, but MC's don't know how to play
Can I be fooled? (No not nowaday)
Gimme room, gimme room~! Back the hell up
Remember the expressions like, duck
Stand clear now, I can hear how the ducks cackle
Cause they can't take the tackle
When a member of the U comes in and starts
Funkin up the universal blow
[Chorus:]
When I swing it to the East (swing it, swing it)
Swing it to the West (swing it, swing it)
Swing it to the areas, that wants to test
(Wants to test)
[Verse 2:]
Hey it's the Kool Kool Kim (the cool in me) no foolin G
No jokes, adjust the riddles B
When I get faster, or funky, a good sound junkie
Some say I'm spunky when I swing it like a monkey
Or +Gorilla in the Mist+, ain't misbehavin
Bask in the sunshine, rhymes I'm savin
1-2-3-4-5 o'clock like I got
Psychonetics that you just can't stop
Scream my name from a mountaintop
Like Maxwell House, good to the last drop
A new style track so you bump it in your Jeep
Straight from the Stat' and now I don't sleep
Deep dark delicious but I'm rich with flavor
Try me +Now or Later+, a good time saver
Call me Black Joker cause the strength of my smile
Call me Gilligan cause I flow from the Isle
Call me Gomer cause the money that I Pyle
Or you can call me Method when I master my style
[Chorus:]
When I swing it to the North (swing it, swing it)
Swing it to the South (swing it, swing it)
Swing it to the areas, when I turn 'em out
(Turn 'em out)
[Verse 3:]
Come come, get a load of this beat that I bring
Come come, get a load of the funk see I swing
Hit to the East and the West
Certainly swingin to the areas that wants to test
Just for the record, you can't do me damage through play
A UMC attacks this way
I huff and I puff and I blow your whole house down
Now, who's the man around town?
Yes yes y'all, gimme hands up as we go
To the badder hip-hop as we flow
To the motions of milk and honey... [echoes]
Drop the tempo down slow, now the vibrations penetrate
We track a rhyme flow assign at the rate
Of maybe 96, or 97, but anyway
Flip by flip, come step in my circumfrence
I let the bass boom when I bump bump this
MC's get the heebie jeebies when they see me
Hear me on radio or video or TV
I'm the +Magic Dragon+ so come and take a +Puff+
Some people troll you like they're tough, so come on and step up
Anticipated it, what your style you stated it
The crowd rated it - verdict? HATED IT~!
I step back and I laugh at your first disperse
I'm much like Jokey Smurf, but I'm ten times worse
Hear ye, hear ye, MC's know to fear me
I cause calamity until I get weary
Bust tracks like these tracks, keep gettin my strength back
Plus my skill and knack, that most kids seem to lack
They got the verbs, the phrase, adjust the nouns
But pound for pound, they can't flow with Kim for 12 rounds
So let's get ready to rumble, watch as I tumble
Anyone who mic stumble
Huff puff puff in my path I leave a style on your face
And now I'm gonna scar my autograph
So you better not pout, you better not cry
[Haas G.]
Castle on the borderline is surely like this
Approaching of a UMC is purely hypeness
(A fact) so I mention is again and again
(It's not necessary) those who comprehend my message very clearly
But not along the way to translucent
Throw your hands up for the man who sent
Invaders of my fruit basket, to a casket
Nina Dunnaway (see the fox run away)
So as a UMC I ask myself who can be the leader
Resembling the saws ought to fall
(Well it's you Haas G.) and that's a find the coolest in me
At a whim who would freeze blue cheese
Spin a 360 on a runway
Stop, and hear many more than just one say
"U-N-I-V-E-R-S-A-L" (Go on)
Cause we gave em all one thought to grow on
[Kool Kim]
I frame my method, my method is apparent
I see clearly this world's transparent
So I reach down deep
Deliver salvation to the hands of the weak
The meek, the mild, then tame the wild
Cause that's how I'm styled
The wizard of rhyme, my symbol is AU
And lame is turned gold so watch me shine through
A new zoo review coming right at you
And you and you, Kim is coming through
I grow on cause my strength is that of two
If rhyme's a boat, the beat must be my crew
A mental ingredient, all of which is alarming
Not harming, better said disarming
As I disarm you, I neutralize your weaponry
To make you more appropriate to deal with me
And then I give you one to grow on
[Haas G.]
Gorw on this when you're feeling kinda small
Grow on this to get through life all
Grow on this to have fun for the creator
Grew and grew, and when the time came play the
Old flow now I'm wicked to the port of authority
You and I versus the majority
Here's what we're looking at, here
At the count of three let's hear the UMC cheer
1, 2, 3...UMC's is the new way of being!
[Kool Kim]
Grow on this to make you life seem great
Grow on this to take control of your fate
Grow on this until you finally understand
You done grew and to the boys you the man
Sit beside the shoreline and think about your woes
Read the whips and way, identify your foes
The realize the sense of this existance
There's great resistance to the minds that mix this
Yes I've made things no one would get them on the down low
Cause it's obviopus before I made the show
That I rule on three planes of reality
Universally, mystically, conceptually
Then in due time, you may find
That I'm living in the world of my desing
[Haas G]
Just to get a girl, is how it all got started
Compulsive in the area of lies cause one
Beings being adored by all, not the right call
From the outside, you know, the death or the blow
I got a million in the bank and it's all mine
A third of it invested in salt mines
Material wealth may be the least in a girl's eyes
Searching for a man with charisma
(Praising for the less complex baby)
Dig it, you're bound to get dissed by the sister
Go with the intention of a pure heart, follow me now
When I say this way you must walk with your own jive talk
[Kool Kim]
[sings] Ain't nobody bad like me - Ain't that the way it all started, G?
You said "Men call me He-man, some call me Super"
Robocop and stop the Super Trooper
I'm cock diesel, I can bench more than you ever heard, word?
Now in this time I just sit and write my rhymes
You want mine by many tales of petty crime
Prison fights the way you claim you earned your props
Nuff fights in alleyways and stolen many cops
But it doesn't stop, so I just sit and write my rhymes
The Island is small, so your fame is in no time
(But woops, here comes a crazy from the other side of town)
He heard you had a name, now he's been asking around
He figured he'd get some clout and take you out
He got the clout, a one punch knock out
Still I sit, my rhymes I write, you lost your rep, you lost your fight, aiight
To me it's a miracle you're still alive and
Get the head kid, and stop jiving
[Haas G]
I'm in a video (Sure) I'm in a video (Word!)
Flip to BET and you can see me boogie
Cause it's the jive talk from a kid named Fred
Not to the whole crew, Fred is really really dead
So indulge in my treats for the day to motivate ya
Positively just to move you in the right way
No more lies, no more deciet
Now isn't this a grandaddy fully loaded sweet
Treat from the UMC posse, listen and learn
It takes one to start a fire and you'll burn
[Kool Kim]
So if I'm albe, I avoid the fables
Shiftless shenanigans and I the type con stable
And my label keep me flowing faster
Single truth spoken from the sanctified master
Preachers, reverends, ministers, pastors
Small-time con men make big-time disasters
And aye aye aye boy, I'm tired of your lying
Me-oh-my-oh, and still you keep on trying
There's nothing true about this song, so I'm asking you to quit
Life's legit, the puzzle pieces fit
So sit in piece, I'm tight with rhymes that's written more to write
It's alright, you excite when I'm okay
I never gave my way to the games that truth can play
So what I'm saying or what I mean to say
Is that the rivers run deep and wash your jive talk away
[Verse 1:]
Attention all America! Here we come
Without fear it's the, UMC's
RNS kick the, reply to the man who said
We couldn't do it ["Oooh, yeah! "]
Well we started like slow, see
Before I was able to give blows of three
My man Tone couldn't get shows for me
But that's alright cause we're here now; we're here now
From the first to the last of the elements included
I'm a flip it wiser, meaning with the prudent
Recollection of my naan lawyer brother and kids
Here's an example of what smotherin did
I was supposed to supposed to end up
Without a harvest but the crew spore finally
Of natural cause of course
Now when you hear the name U man, ask yourself who can
Duck a traitor kind of fast and easily?
Flush all the haters in the path that seems to be
Not another in this dimension
I'm on the third y'all, and I'd like to mention
[Chorus: x2]
"Hey hey hey" "Here we go, here we go"
[Verse 2:]
Okay I huff and puff, confirmin Kim is rough
You try that puffin stuff, hell I had enough
Sometimes I've come and gone
I hear my old adversaries and they're singin my song
Hey-a hi-a hey-a hey
I wish and pray they'd stay, stay the hell away
Away away, dead upon the shores of the Staten
Cause of cause of Kim, that first started rappin
A new style, a true style, a style of the new year
They, diss me too but now they sweat me anew
I flow with Hasim Kwan I'm gonna flip kung-fu
And flip my style and start to flow Tang-Wu
Little boy blue come blow my horn
You had a chance to beat out but now your chance is gone
True you knew me when I wasn't all that
But you dissed me in fact, behind my back
So now my mark is set and I'm set to attack
I flow the facts, and here's the exact
[Chorus x2]
[scratched break: "too bad"]
[Verse 3:]
I took a punch from school and got an easy diploma
All the boys and girls said "Kim your life is over"
Even my lady girl held her part
Said I was a zero and it broke my heart
Cunnin are the actions of the few who dissed the U
(Try to blow us over with the compliments)
Too many complications have arisen from the fact
That you thought Kim was whack, way way back
But now ain't then and things ain't always what they seem
Yeah, I know what you mean
Like push, push, in the bush
It's a free-for-all says that girl from where?
Free for all the full, members of the U
Dear you never came around where we were in fact
Now that we're live and the stage is the scene
Song generated to it's greatest potential
I think back to 1989
"You can't rhyme~! " Get the gills you little slime
Slug you get on out cause
{"I don't love you"} I got one for that
What was the moral of this fat episode?
Doubt me, I'm not the one
I'm not the one, I'm not the one for that
No I'm not, oh no I'm not
[Haas G.]
I can definitely hold (hold) a title
Drink a beer and fold, the suckas are legit
Who told (told) the public that we weren't bold
(Now that's a definite disgrace)
Disgrace (yeah)
So I have to give the public what they want
(Fear) is just a total disruption of my stunt
(You're being very blunt)
Now I'll unto a method that's new to start a hunt (How?)
Well, I kick it like so you see, I'm a UMC
Giving giving blows three forces of nature
Earth, wind, fire, let's negate the
Good cause I'm bad with the skill to create the
Quite slick, various tricks of the know how
Of a master like Col. Powell
[Kool Kim]
Kick up, now that's just a common expression when I pick up
And start to teach my first lesson
(Arithmetic, reading, and writing) Not too exciting
I'll pick up on teachings that orchestrate my kingdom
Based upon elements of lyrics I bring them
Stone by stone (but did you build it alone?)
No kid was prone to seek it alone
From the kid who did, sell a party well
(Do tell) Oh well, I done told on
(Wait up hold on) Nah, watch him flow on
So on, so on, watch me grow on
I keep growing til I start to sneeze
(What's Mark salad's G's?) Blue cheese
[Haas G.]
Blue cheese is the topic at hand
Cheesy blue (true) elements can't stand
When I elaborate on the fake calobrate
Non potent forces of a food for a rodent
(Jokes?) Nope, just comes later
The procreator, I'm the one that saved the
Year of 1991, made it obvious for the entire world to find the fun
Or better yet we (kind of clever) get
The level said "check" all hands on deck
For the source of my skill is all real
Fashioned to eliminate the weak who are marked with the seal
Of blue cheese
[Kool Kim]
Now back to the nest at the foot of the tree
One for the hype MC, the cool in me
The Kim, the cooling, I'm a slave for no man
Stand like low pants, slam like Rodan
Who can? (You can?) Damn, I'm grand dad
Step off the runway, I'm preparing for landing
Three-point drop turn stop and freeze
[Verse 1:]
Well it came to my attention, many had slept on the U
(Even so, show 'em that you kept on and grew)
Yeah I did, this is from a flow and yes a master
Wu-Tang blower on the board
You pass the microphone to the UMC Hasi'
And leave me with no other choice (and what)
So I flow it for the posse (right)
That would include, the Kunis and me
It surely includes, Prophet and Kwase
No doubt it includes, my little brother Krunch
RNS, Big Burn and Little Munch
Thrust from a place of almighty man U and scar
Any invader who would dare try invade the (shocker)
Cipher which is kept for self, meant to share with no one else
Analyze it, and you'll see why we say the
U man's the true man (exact) we shout it
From the highest mountaintop, so there, they can't stop
[Chorus:]
"Any way the wind blows... it's cool with me" [x2]
[Verse 2:]
Well now, you're solo and released a hurricane
So call me the wind that win (all hail) on a newfound plain
Of reality, this is the Prince and his talent G
Ability, the windswept plains of fertility
Mental, my menace is contagious
(Yes sober phrases in a manner which befits one so courageous)
I spark from the Isle' as a breeze
Bend to cosmic wind, it's Kim... begin
Up along the ground, we blow leaves
Go deep into the roots and then blow trees
(Question - who exactly were the ones who "Blue Cheese? ")
It was the Kool and me and I see the cheese freeze (Freeze~!)
Am I powerful? "Uh-huh"
Posess the skills the many lack? "Uh-huh"
Would you say somethin grand? "Uh-huh"
That'll blow many back? "Uh-huh"
Back into the year of 1989
When the UMC expressed the newly rated rhymes
As a result of flav', we played the game bound to blow
An entirely different new expression
[Chorus]
[Interlude:]
"Do the breakdown... come on in" [x4]
[Verse 3:]
It starts as a rumble and a roar and soon
You quiver in fear of the doom, the boom of the typhoon
My tidal wave, my tidal thought wave that washes through
The multitudes, sits the birth of the first youth
Thirty cycles later came the second one
Two cents from afar and now become stars and sun
So watch as the Earth rotates a new time
Pushed and pulled, through a hurricane of rhymes
So let the wind blow, it's Kool with Kim
(Hour after hour 'til the tide comes in)
Then back to the nest of the first crew baskin
I fight with lyricals focused and past it's form
Beyond norm, I storm with the power
Then chill on the hill with a breeze of sunflower
Kim's the guy to win, the wind it blows
You hear my voice in the breeze and then it blows
For everyone that needs a man
There's a man that needs you too, oh, baby
Maybe I'm the man for you
You hear my heart, you fill my life, you make my day
I'm more in every way, my baby
'Cause you open me
Can you feel it?
I care for you, I wanna hear from you, oh, that's all I want
Me lovin' you 'cause I'll be there for you
Can you feel it?
I miss you, I'm reminiscing too, our love is strong
Girl, I just wanna be with you
Can you feel it?
The days go by, the nights are long
But I refuse to let you go
Maybe I'm crazy
(Maybe a lil' crazy sometimes, I know)
Or maybe no one loves you better
With all my love, all my time, with all my heart
My soul, my mind, I will be here, I will be here
I'm waiting for you, waiting for you, baby, faithfully
Can you feel it?
I care for you
I wanna hear from you, oh, that's all I want
Me lovin' you 'cause I'll be there for you
Can you feel it?
I miss you
I'm reminiscing too, our love is strong
Girl, I just wanna be with you
Can you feel it?
What's best for you, it's better for me too
Girl, I was wrong for not lovin' you
I wanna stay with you
Can you feel it?
You got me hypnotized, my baby's on my mind
Girl, please come home
I'll do whatever you, you wanna do
I'll never leave you and I'll never lie
I'll be faithful all my life
Can you feel it, girl? Baby
I'll give you all my love and all my time
I'll give you all my world
Can you feel it, girl? Baby
Can you feel it?
I care for you
I wanna hear from you, oh, that's all I want
Me lovin' you 'cause I'll be there for you
Can you feel it?
I'm missin' you
I'm reminiscing too, our love is strong
All I wanna do is be with you
Can you feel it?
What's best for you, it's better for me too
Girl, I was wrong for not lovin' you
I wanna stay with you
Can you feel it?
You got me hypnotized, my baby's on my mind
Girl, please come home
I'll do whatever you, you wanna do
Can you feel it?
I care for you
I wanna hear from you, oh, that's all I want
Me lovin' you 'cause I'll be there for you
Can you feel it? I'm missin' you
I'm reminiscing too, our love is strong
Girl, I just wanna be with you
Can you feel it?
What's best for you, it's better for me too
Girl, I was wrong for not lovin' you
I wanna stay with you
Can you feel it?
You got me hypnotized, my baby's on my mind
Girl, please come home
I'll do whatever you, you wanna do
All my love, all my life, all my time, baby
Can you feel it, girl? Baby
Can you feel it, girl? Baby
Do you feel it like I feel it, girl?
Can you feel it, baby? Hey girl
Baby, baby, baby, baby, you
Can you feel it, baby?
Can you feel it?
Do you feel it like I feel it?
Hey girl, I know it's like that some times
