The Flames of My Love (2013)

Actors: Sarah Scott (actress), Michael Lippman (actor), Todd Smith (producer), Michael Stone (producer), Michael Alperin (actor), Alisa Khosrovschahi (editor), Jonathan V. Hludzinski (producer), Jonathan V. Hludzinski (writer), Jonathan V. Hludzinski (director),

Genres: Horror, Romance, Short, Thriller,

Identity Thief (2013)

Actors: Grant Babbitt (miscellaneous crew), Jason Bateman (producer), Scott Stuber (producer), Christopher Lennertz (composer), T.I. (actor), Amanda Peet (actress), Robert Patrick (actor), Jonathan Banks (actor), Jason Bateman (actor), John Cho (actor), Walter Hendrix III (actor), Gary Weeks (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Curtis Collins (miscellaneous crew), Mark Behar (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Sandy Patterson ('Jason Bateman' (qv)) gets a nice call confirming his name and other identifying information. The next thing he knows, a spa in Florida is reminding him of his appointment and his credit cards are maxed out. With his identity stolen, Sandy leaves his wife, kids and job to literally bring the thief to justice in Colorado. Keeping tabs on the other Sandy ('Melissa McCarthy' (qv)) and run-ins with bounty hunters is harder than he was expecting, and ultimately the cross-country trip is going to find both Sandys learning life tips from one another.

Keywords: blockbuster, critically-bashed, f-word, fat-woman, hit-in-the-head-with-a-guitar, identity-theft, impostor, masturbation, profanity, reference-to-sandy-koufax
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Is this the face of a thief? Is this the face of a sucker? She's having the time of his life

Quotes:

Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

Diana: I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?::Diana: Do they like ribs?

Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.::Diana: Thank you.::Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.::Diana: I know.

Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.::Diana: Oh, were you serious?::Sandy Patterson: Yeah.::Diana: You've got to work on your tone.

Diana: Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fucking name.

Julian: [having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!::Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

Allure (2013)

Actors: Didier Flamand (actor), Kenneth Anderson (producer), Caveh Zahedi (actor), Patricia Arriaga-Jordán (actress), Vladan Nikolic (editor), Vladan Nikolic (director), Vladan Nikolic (writer), Vladan Nikolic (producer), Aleksandar Kostic (producer), Adam Epstein (actor), Ondina Frate (actress), Lara Sfire (producer), Christopher J. Domig (actor), James Sayess (actor), Diana Lotus (actress),

Plot: Based on true stories, ALLURE is a process-driven film, where filmmakers and actors worked together through a series of improvisations to tell the stories of five women in New York, who come from five very different countries. Each one struggles to overcome her personal conflict, set against the Occupy Wall Street movements of 2011. These stories touch and inform each other, and create a larger narrative about gender, emigration, power, class, and personal politics.

Genres: Drama,

Camchat (2013)

Actors: Blake Pruitt (writer), Blake Pruitt (producer), Blake Pruitt (director), Blake Pruitt (editor), David Joseph Craig (actor), Joshua Sharp (actor), Antonio Barrera (actor), Luke Johnson (actor), Michael Burbach (actor), Nicolas Cadena (actor), Stanley Gambucci (actor), Vardaan Arora (actor), Averil Kelkar (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Persons of Interest (2009)

Actors: Paul Barry (writer), Matt Doran (actor), Paul Barry (actor), Yvonne Strahovski (actress), Brendan Clearkin (actor), Tristan Kenyon (editor), Tristan Kenyon (producer), Tristan Kenyon (producer), Tristan Kenyon (writer), Tristan Kenyon (director), Anthony Ammar (composer), Amy Pedersen (actress), Timothy Kenyon (producer),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: How well do you know your friends?

Multiplayer (2009)

Actors: Eric Bay-Andersen (actor), Eric Bay-Andersen (actor), Eric Bay-Andersen (actor), Eric Bay-Andersen (actor), Eric Bay-Andersen (actor), Eric Bay-Andersen (producer), Eric Bay-Andersen (writer), Eric Bay-Andersen (composer), Eric Bay-Andersen (director), Eric Bay-Andersen (editor), Joshua David Hall (miscellaneous crew), Joshua David Hall (miscellaneous crew), Esben Bay-Andersen (miscellaneous crew), Esben Bay-Andersen (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Alec: I tell you what we should have ordered - stuffed crust.::Mike: I've never had it.::Alec: Oh, It's awesome. You know, they've got this new kind here there's cheese and pepperoni in the crust. It's pizza stuffed with pizza! Why has the man who invented this not been given the Nobel peace prize?

Mike: I think Greenpeace actually had that as their slogan for a while.::Peter: Had what as their slogan?::Mike: "Give pizza a chance".

Mike: Dude, I have two questions for you, what have you been smoking, and where can I get some?

Mike: Let's consider the facts: Final Fantasy 8 had boring characters, uninspiring graphics, a frustrating story-line, and a vastly inferior battle system. However, Final Fantasy 7 had cool, complex characters, amazing unforgettable imagery a story-line to rival Lord of the Rings, and not to mention Nobou Uematsu's music, some of the most amazing, soul-affirming, life-bendingly brilliant music ever written.::Peter: Nope.::Mike: What do you mean 'nope'? Have you heard 'One Winged Angel?'::Peter: Nope. I can see why you think you're right, but...::Mike: 'I can see why you think you're right' - has a more pretentious statement ever been uttered?

Alec: You don't like pepperoni?::Peter: No.::Alec: Well, then you're the only person in the world who doesn't.::Peter: No, what about vegetarians?::Alec: They're insane. They don't count.

Alec: I'm serious. Everybody loves pizza. It's like the one thing that could possibly unite mankind. It's easy to make, you can customise it, it's fun to eat, fun to share.::Mike: You can get one to your house quicker than an ambulance. Try calling 999 and saying "I need me some cheese" - see how far that gets you.::Alec: Exactly. It's one of the few perfect things on Earth, like 'Calvin & Hobbes' or 'The Shawshank Redemption' or 'Stairway to Heaven'.::Peter: Yeah, but what about people who can't have pizza? Like people who are lactose intolerant - they can't eat cheese.::Mike: Why you gotta bring up the poor, unfortunate minorities?::Alec: No, he's right. I mean, I feel sorry for them too. In some ways I feel more sorry for people who are lactose intolerant than people who are diabetic. I mean, they can never have proper milk on their cereal - that's just a travesty - and they can never take part in the great collective tradition of pizza eating.::Mike: It is an awesome tradition.::Peter: But not everyone in the world has had pizza before.::Mike: Exactly. They don't know what they're missing.::Alec: And I feel sorry for those poor souls.

Mike: Whoa, calm down, Mr Grumpy Gills.::Peter: Dude, don't talk like Juno.::Mike: Why not? I wish I was Juno sometimes.::Peter: You wish you were a five foot Canadian who gets knocked up by Michael Cera?::Mike: No. Although, if I had to go out with a guy I'd totally go out with Michael Cera. He's like the sweetest dude.

Eddie: I'm trying to sleep here, and it's really hard with you guys bitching about video games and pizza and Juno!::Alec: Hey, don't get all pissy - you invited us here.::Eddie: Yeah, well now I'm regretting it. You know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home.::Alec: This is your home.::Eddie: Yeah, well, I'm going to another part of it.

Killing Values (2008)

Actors: Sean Keller (editor), Sean Keller (director), Sean Keller (writer), Kevin Allen (actor), Rebecca Lando (producer), Rebecca Lando (writer), Travis Vengroff (producer), Bernard Broyles (actor), Travis Vengroff (writer), Travis Vengroff (editor), Joe Ozier (actor), Jack Eddleman (actor), Kit Pennebaker (writer), Mark Sieve (actor), Gerald Appelstein (producer),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Vi amo. Addio. (2008)

Actors: Simone Nepote André (actor), Marco Zolin (producer), Francesco Cortonesi (writer), Cristiano Stocchi (director),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Palo Alto, CA (2007)

Actors: Tom Arnold (actor), Aaron Ashmore (actor), Eve Brent (actress), Christina DeRosa (actress), Ben Savage (actor), Autumn Reeser (actress), Ryan Hansen (actor), Rosalie Ward (actress), Hailey Bright (actress), Johnny Lewis (actor), Edward Singletary (actor), Robin Hines (actress), Shoshana Bush (actress), Luka Apt (actor), Jason McMahon (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Morgan: The thing about a first kiss is, you only have one, and believe me, she's gonna remember it no matter what. So, you've gotta pick the perfect moment, and that moment comes right after you've done something incredible. And you'll know the moment because you'll see it in her eyes, because she will look at you like she's discovering you for the first time, like she's never seen you before, and that's when you move in for the kiss. And that kiss will tell you everything you need to know about they way she feels about you. Because if you are kissing her, and I mean really kissing her, and she starts to smile, then you're in buddy. You're in.

Lucky Days (1935)

Actors: Leslie Perrins (actor), Anthony Havelock-Allan (producer), Chili Bouchier (actress), Reginald Denham (director), Alexander Archdale (actor), Sally Gray (actress), Eric Hales (actor), Ronald Simpson (actor), Derek Gorst (actor), Ann Codrington (actress), Deering Wells (actor), Eric Cowley (actor), Patricia Russell (actress), Margaret McDonnell (writer), Margaret McDonnell (writer),

Genres: Comedy,