Going the Distance (2010)
Actors:
Leighton Meester (actress),
Kristen Schaal (actress),
Christina Applegate (actress),
Drew Barrymore (actress),
Sean G. Tarjoto (actor),
Rob Riggle (actor),
Justin Long (actor),
Rosemary Howard (actress),
Gary Sievers (actor),
Jason Sudeikis (actor),
Ron Livingston (actor),
Matt Servitto (actor),
Jim Gaffigan (actor),
Mychael Danna (composer),
Adam Shankman (producer),
Plot: Erin has just six more weeks as an intern at the New York Sentinel before she returns to San Francisco. That's fine with Garrett since he just got out of a relationship. But their relationship blossoms and it quickly becomes something that they can't just drop in six weeks. They admit to wanting to be boyfriend/girlfriend just on opposite coasts. The distance wears on them, as with their nay-saying friends and sister, and soon they are forced to either break up or come up with a solution that has them living in the same city.
Keywords: airport, apartment, argument, bar, bartender, bathroom, beer, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, breaking-up, california
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Taglines: A comedy about meeting each other halfway.
Quotes:
[first lines]::Garrett: So...::Amy: So...::Garrett: Happy Birthday::Amy: Oh. Thank you for the take-out.::Garrett: Sure. It's the least I could do. It is your birthday after all.
Corinne: He's thousands of miles away from here. You don't know what he's doing right now. He could be in some bar, doing shots with some sexy bartender dry humping her.::Erin: We haven't set the boundaries yet. Okay?::Corinne: Oh, my God.::Erin: We're not trying to choke each other with commitment. But now you're fucking freaking me out and I can't do anything but picture him humping some fucking bartender. Thank you.::Corinne: I'm your sister. This is what I'm here to do: terrify you.
Box: If you're so worried about your appearance, are you gonna do something about your veiny, white skin? Because right now you look like an actor in a kabuki troupe.
Box: Now, look, I have done the long distance thing. And it is hard. As hell. And it doesn't matter how good the relationship is, it literally can just rip it apart. Look, it is just very hard to be away from the person you love for months at a time.::Garrett: I know. I know it's not gonna be easy.::Box: That's all I'm sayin'.::Dan: But maybe YOU never found the right girl.::Garrett: That's not a bad point.
Brandy: Where are you going?::Erin: I'm 31. I'm an intern. I'm going to get wasted.
Erin: Suck my dick!::Damon: She doesn't have a dick.::Erin: Yes I do! And you can put your mouth on my penis!
Dan: When I suck my dick, I lie on my back, I throw my legs over my head.::Box: You suck your own dick?::Dan: Yeah.::Box: You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a Swiss army knife.
Dan: Now what is the story, though, with you guys? Are you doing it, like, monogamous or what's the deal?::Garrett: Yeah. I don't know. Uh... Maybe, yeah.::Box: "Maybe"? Wow, okay. You know what "maybe" gets you? It gets her sucking every dude's dick out there at Stanford. It really does. And then you go out there and you visit her. And then you have to kiss that blowjob factory she calls a mouth.::Garrett: Thank you for that visual. Thanks, pal.::Dan: That was, like, way graphic. That was, like, extremely graphic.
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (2002)
Actors:
Mario Pinzon (writer),
Mario Pinzon (editor),
Mario Pinzon (director),
Vora Vor (producer),
Vora Vor (composer),
Sebastian Elliott (actor),
Ravi K. Anthony (actor),
Sashi Kissoon (actor),
Jason Chalk (actor),
Amy Gwen Wallin (actress),
Plot: Dion and Zeff make plans to escape the fast-paced city life of New York. Fed up with the daily grind of the big city, they are determined to jump on a Greyhound and head down south to the promise of something better. But on their way to paradise, they come across Mars - a southern stranger with plans of his own. They all meet up in a NYC deli, their encounter leading to an explosive finale.
Genres:
Short,
Taglines: Three perfect strangers... three deadly vices... one fateful day.
Quotes:
Dion: No one's gonna save you, you gotta save yourself.
Dion: I need that fuckin' hole like I need shit in my head.
Mars: My dad used to say, "Mars, don't ever live in a big city, nobody knows you." But isn't that the best part of it - no one to judge you, no one to tell you how to live your life?