Busdrive My Heart (2008)

Actors: Maxwell Riesberg (writer), Maxwell Riesberg (actor), Maxwell Riesberg (producer), Maxwell Riesberg (actor), Alec Bates (actor), Dan Packer (director), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (editor), Dan Packer (writer), Amy Shah (actress), Amy Shah (actress), Amy Shah (producer), Jocelyn Wesler (actress),

Plot: Busdrive My Heart is an outrageous comedy about a college student named Scott who falls in love with a day camp bus driver named Amanda. Amanda's emotions are put to the test as she must decide whether her love for Scott is stronger than a promise she made to her dying grandmother. Hilarity ensues as their love is constantly being thwarted by Amanda's grotesque sister, her meddling parents, and the ex boyfriend living in her own home.

Keywords: college-town
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Busdrive this!

Quotes:

Kaitlin: Frank? Sounds like a wiener. I don't do wieners.::Scott: Don't call him a wiener.::Kaitlin: You wouldn't last TWO MINUTES in my world!

Scott: Hark on thee. Thouest rains dews on the son of morn.::Kyle: It has been a forenight since we have seen the frowest of maidens.::Amanda: 'Tis I, young Thantrees! The sirens song whispers gently on the frets of thy brow.::Scott: Avast! For thine humus is on thine sandwich. But no fearest me, for I shed no tears for Aiden's wrath...::Kyle: Nein! For haste! Of the treacherous buttocks of the grandest of all racks.

Ross: Torn up inside? Oh, I know that feeling. Having your juicy cutlets ripped from your body like a savage beast feasting on the flesh of an unsuspecting victim? Knowing that each bite makes him stronger and drags him further and further into the depths of insanity?::Scott: Yeah, it's... kind of like that...

Balls: I just dropped by to see if you got any ski-bop-be-do from that hot chick last night.::Scott: What are you, Ella Fitzgerald now?::Balls: Come on, I want all the details! Did she give you a Lazy Susan? How about a Skinflute Jumpsuit? What about a Yellow-bellied Muffin Shooter?::Scott: We didn't do anything, and I think you just made those up.::Scott: You're a dick! You had that hot chick all to yourself last night and you didn't even banga-langa-ding-dong? Don't even tell me you're still a vegan!

Mustache Man: Pardon me. May I trouble you for a dollop of corn?

Amanda: Let's take this slow.::Scott: Of Course.::Amanda: Nothing kinky. I'm not gonna give you a Lazy Susan or anything. I ain't no hojack.::Scott: I don't even know what that is.::Amanda: Neither do I.

Amanda: Have you ever had a Grandma?::Scott: Yes... once...::Amanda: Have you ever made a promise to someone on their death bed, and then completely regretted making that promise within minutes of leaving the room?::Scott: All the time...

Lipkin: We must be in space, 'cause I wanna fill your moon boots!::Amanda: I don't even know what that means...::Lipkin: [laughing] That's hilarious! Name's Lipkin. Read the shirt.::Amanda: Amanda...::Lipkin: Mmmmmm... [scrapes her hand across his leg]::Amanda: [disgusted] Sickenating!::Lipkin: So Mandra, what are you doing in this bar all by yourself? I'm a boiling pot of chocolate that's ready to spill! What? You ignore Lipkin? Nobody ignores Lipkin!