Battleship (2012)

Actors: Billy Slaughter (actor), Liam Neeson (actor), Gary Grubbs (actor), Zach Selwyn (actor), Barack Obama (actor), Alexander Skarsgård (actor), Griff Furst (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Tadanobu Asano (actor), Peter MacNicol (actor), Joe Chrest (actor), David Jensen (actor), Peter Berg (actor), Peter Berg (producer), Rihanna (actress),

Plot: Based on the classic Hasbro naval combat game, Battleship is the story of an international fleet of ships who come across an alien armada while on Naval war games exercise. An intense battle is fought on sea, land and air. What do the aliens want?

Keywords: .50-calibre-sniper-rifle, admiral, afghanistan-veteran, air-base, air-strike, aircraft-carrier, alien, alien-contact, alien-invasion, american-flag
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: The battle for Earth begins at sea. The Battle for Earth Begins at Sea

Quotes:

Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.

[from trailer]::Alex Hopper: Where do we find him?::Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.

Sam: You ready for this?::Alex Hopper: I'm going to walk up to him. Look at him right in the eyes.::Sam: What are you going to say?::Alex Hopper: Your daughter is the best thing that has happened to me in my entire life.It would be an honor to have your permission to marry her.

[as the alien ship prepares to fire on them]::Alex Hopper: We only have one round left?::Captain Yugi Nagata: Yeah.::Alex Hopper: It was an honor serving with you, Captain.::Captain Yugi Nagata: The honor was mine.

Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: [aiming a cannon at the alien soldier] Mahalo, motherf...::[BOOM!]

Cal Zapata: [hyperventilating] I told them that something like this would happen, that if something did find us, it would be like Columbus and the Indians, or the Incas and the Conquistadors, and they said, "Oh, no, they'll be sweet..."

[first lines]::Title Card: In 2005, scientists discovered a distant planet believed to have a climate nearly identical to Earth.::Title Card: In 2006, NASA built a transmission device five times more powerful than any before it, and a program to contact the planet began.::Title Card: It was known as The Beacon Project.

Convenience Store Owner: It's too late to eat a burrito. Too much complex carbs.

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.

Alex Hopper: You men have given so much to your country, and no one has the right to ask any more of you... but I'm asking.::Old Salt: What do you need, son?::Alex Hopper: I need to borrow your boat.

Seven Years in Tibet (1997)

Actors: Charles Bodycomb (miscellaneous crew), John Williams (composer), Brad Pitt (actor), Noëlle Boisson (editor), Enrico Sabbatini (costume designer), Jean-Jacques Annaud (director), Danny Denzongpa (actor), Mako (actor), David Thewlis (actor), Jean-Jacques Annaud (producer), Duncan Fraser (actor), Ingeborga Dapkunaite (actress), Ric Young (actor), Jack W. Haddox (miscellaneous crew), Bennett Fidlow (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: After the death of 11 climbers, Austrian Heinrich Harrer (Brad Pitt) decides to add glory to his country and to the German pride by climbing Nanga Parbat in British India, and leaves his expectant wife behind. Egoist and a loner, he does not get along with others on his team - but must bend to their wishes after bad weather threatens them. Then WWII breaks out, they are arrested and lodged in Dehra Dun's P.O.W. Camp. He attempts to break out in vain several times, but finally does succeed along with Peter Aufschnaiter (David Thewlis), and end up in the holy city of Lhasa - a place banned to foreigners. They are provided food and shelter, and Peter ends up marrying a tailor, Pema Lhaki, while Heinrich befriends the Dalai Lama. He meets regularly to satiate the child's curiosity about the world, including Jack the Ripper and 'yellow hair'; in return he is exposed to teachings of Lord Buddha and even constructs a movie theater, while getting news of the end of the war; his divorce; and his son's refusal to communicate. But nothing will prepare him for the devastation about to descend when Communist China decides to attack, leading to the deaths of over 1 million Tibetans, destruction of over 6000 monasteries, and betrayal from their very own people.

Keywords: 1930s, adventurer, austria, avalanche, based-on-autobiography, based-on-book, bonding, box-office-flop, buddha, buddhism
Genres: Adventure, Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: At the end of the world his real journey began.

Quotes:

Heinrich Harrer: Ugh! Butter tea, it was never my cup of tea.::[Peter begins to pour another cup]::Heinrich Harrer: No, no, no. One was enough.::Peter Aufschnaiter: [continues pouring] Yes. We must follow the custom. A fresh cup of tea is poured for the loved one departing.::[picks up the tea]::Peter Aufschnaiter: No, no, no, no, no. It sits untouched, waiting for his return.

Dalai Lama: We have a saying in Tibet: If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good.

[On the Himalayas]::Heinrich Harrer: A place rich with all the strange beauty of your nighttime dreams.

Construction worker: In a past life this worm could have been your mother.

Dalai Lama: Do you think someday people will get Tibet on their movie screens and wonder what happened to us?

Heinrich Harrer: I have nothing to do with your silly war.

Ngawang Jigme: Hello, my friend. We did what was best for our country, for Tibet.::Heinrich Harrer: On the way to Lhasa I would see Tibetans wearing those jackets. 'Chinese soldiers very nice. Give food, clothes and money. Very nice.' It's strange to me that something so harmless as a jacket can symbolize such a great lie.::Ngawang Jigme: After all these years you still don't understand our Tibetan ways. To return a gift is unforgivable.::Heinrich Harrer: A man who betrays his culture shouldn't preach about its customs. There was a time I would have wished you dead but your shame will be your torture and your torture will be your life. I wish it to be long.

Heinrich Harrer: In my humble opinion, this is ridiculous.::Peter Aufschnaiter: Well, then, since you're so humble, we won't ask your opinion.

Dalai Lama: ...You can not ask a devout people to disregard a precious teaching.::Heinrich Harrer: Yes but Your Holiness, with due respect, erm, we can't possibly [laughs] I'm sorry, but we can't possibly save all the worms! Not if you want a theater in this lifetime.::Dalai Lama: You have a clever mind. Think of a solution. And in the meantime you can explain to me, what is an elevator.

Heinrich Harrer: It's strange to me that something so harmless as a jacket could symbolize such a great lie.

Das Zauberbuch (1996)

Actors: Jan Kuzelka (actor), Nada Konvalinková (actress), Kurt Weinzierl (actor), Werner Abrolat (actor), Stanislav Zindulka (actor), Miroslav Táborský (actor), Ladislav Trojan (actor), Wolf Ackva (actor), Petr Nározný (actor), Uwe Ochsenknecht (actor), Milos Kopecký (actor), Ondrej Vetchý (actor), Rudolf Hrusínský (actor), Max Tidof (actor), Gabriela Wilhelmová (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,

The Strongest Man in the World (1975)

Actors: John Holland (actor), Harold Gould (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Benson Fong (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), William Bakewell (actor), James Gregory (actor), Milton Frome (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Joe Flynn (actor), Francis De Sales (actor), Larry J. Blake (actor), John Debney (actor), Tyler McVey (actor), Richard Bakalyan (actor),

Plot: A school laboratory accident mixes one student's vitamin cereal mix with Dexter Riley's chemical experiment. When the kids decide to dispose of the mess to their neighbor's cow, they learn that the cereal gave the cow the super-strength to give a massively vast supply of milk. When they try it out on themselves, they discover that the stuff gives any human superhuman strength for a few minutes. The school sees this as the thing needed to save their school from closure, as the Dean makes a deal with his relative who owns the company that makes the cereal for financial support, unaware that it was Dexter's chemical which was solely responsible for the strength. When her competitor learn of this deal, he hires two criminals to stop it.

Keywords: blue, cereal, college, cow, laboratory, laboratory-accident, medfield-college, milk, potion, school
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The biggest dumb-bell on campus... and the secret formula got it off the ground!

Quotes:

Mercedes: Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.::Dean Higgins: Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.::Dean Higgins: But we always give out severance checks.::Dean Higgins: Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Dean Higgins: I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas

Dean Higgins: I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.::The Policewoman: Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.::Dean Higgins: It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.

Dean Higgins: You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?::Schuyler: That's right.

The Policewoman: Dean Higgins, here's a thought, if the dog came back in only fifteen minutes, why don't you send the dog out to look for the boy?

The Strongest Man in the World (1975)

Actors: John Holland (actor), Harold Gould (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Benson Fong (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), William Bakewell (actor), James Gregory (actor), Milton Frome (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Joe Flynn (actor), Francis De Sales (actor), Larry J. Blake (actor), John Debney (actor), Tyler McVey (actor), Richard Bakalyan (actor),

Plot: A school laboratory accident mixes one student's vitamin cereal mix with Dexter Riley's chemical experiment. When the kids decide to dispose of the mess to their neighbor's cow, they learn that the cereal gave the cow the super-strength to give a massively vast supply of milk. When they try it out on themselves, they discover that the stuff gives any human superhuman strength for a few minutes. The school sees this as the thing needed to save their school from closure, as the Dean makes a deal with his relative who owns the company that makes the cereal for financial support, unaware that it was Dexter's chemical which was solely responsible for the strength. When her competitor learn of this deal, he hires two criminals to stop it.

Keywords: blue, cereal, college, cow, laboratory, laboratory-accident, medfield-college, milk, potion, school
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The biggest dumb-bell on campus... and the secret formula got it off the ground!

Quotes:

Mercedes: Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.::Dean Higgins: Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.::Dean Higgins: But we always give out severance checks.::Dean Higgins: Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Dean Higgins: I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas

Dean Higgins: I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.::The Policewoman: Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.::Dean Higgins: It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.

Dean Higgins: You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?::Schuyler: That's right.

The Policewoman: Dean Higgins, here's a thought, if the dog came back in only fifteen minutes, why don't you send the dog out to look for the boy?

The Strongest Man in the World (1975)

Actors: John Holland (actor), Harold Gould (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Benson Fong (actor), Fritz Feld (actor), William Bakewell (actor), James Gregory (actor), Milton Frome (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Joe Flynn (actor), Francis De Sales (actor), Larry J. Blake (actor), John Debney (actor), Tyler McVey (actor), Richard Bakalyan (actor),

Plot: A school laboratory accident mixes one student's vitamin cereal mix with Dexter Riley's chemical experiment. When the kids decide to dispose of the mess to their neighbor's cow, they learn that the cereal gave the cow the super-strength to give a massively vast supply of milk. When they try it out on themselves, they discover that the stuff gives any human superhuman strength for a few minutes. The school sees this as the thing needed to save their school from closure, as the Dean makes a deal with his relative who owns the company that makes the cereal for financial support, unaware that it was Dexter's chemical which was solely responsible for the strength. When her competitor learn of this deal, he hires two criminals to stop it.

Keywords: blue, cereal, college, cow, laboratory, laboratory-accident, medfield-college, milk, potion, school
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The biggest dumb-bell on campus... and the secret formula got it off the ground!

Quotes:

Mercedes: Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.::Dean Higgins: Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.::Dean Higgins: But we always give out severance checks.::Dean Higgins: Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Dean Higgins: I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas

Dean Higgins: I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.::The Policewoman: Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.::Dean Higgins: It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.

Dean Higgins: You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?::Schuyler: That's right.

The Policewoman: Dean Higgins, here's a thought, if the dog came back in only fifteen minutes, why don't you send the dog out to look for the boy?

The Monkey's Uncle (1965)

Actors: Cotton Warburton (editor), Robert Stevenson (director), Connie Gilchrist (actress), Walt Disney (producer), Buddy Baker (composer), Brian Wilson (actor), Harry Antrim (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Frank Faylen (actor), Annette Funicello (actress), Leon Ames (actor), Ron Miller (producer), Arthur O'Connell (actor), Leon Tyler (actor), Walt Disney (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Midvale College is in fear of losing it's college football team. The players have grades lower than the norm. Judge Holmesby, the team's biggest fan, is at a loss for what to do. Enter Merlin Jones, a bright college student, and his nephew Stanley, an intelligent chimpanzee. The judge wants Merlin to create an "honest way to cheat". Merlin uses "sleep learning" to help the players pass their exams. This saves the college football program from being banished, but not for long...the college is tempted to receive a $1 million dollar check from a Mr. Astorbilt. The catch is though the college must get rid of football. Judge Holmesby finds Darius Green III, who will pay $10 million dollars to the college if they can get a man to fly under his own power. The task is in Merlin's hands again. Can Merlin win the day and save the football team?

Keywords: beach-boys, chimpanzee, college, college-football, donation, escaped-mental-patient, medfield-college, midvale-college, monkey-actor, rival
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: More fun than a barrel of teenagers!

The Monkey's Uncle (1965)

Actors: Cotton Warburton (editor), Robert Stevenson (director), Connie Gilchrist (actress), Walt Disney (producer), Buddy Baker (composer), Brian Wilson (actor), Harry Antrim (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Frank Faylen (actor), Annette Funicello (actress), Leon Ames (actor), Ron Miller (producer), Arthur O'Connell (actor), Leon Tyler (actor), Walt Disney (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Midvale College is in fear of losing it's college football team. The players have grades lower than the norm. Judge Holmesby, the team's biggest fan, is at a loss for what to do. Enter Merlin Jones, a bright college student, and his nephew Stanley, an intelligent chimpanzee. The judge wants Merlin to create an "honest way to cheat". Merlin uses "sleep learning" to help the players pass their exams. This saves the college football program from being banished, but not for long...the college is tempted to receive a $1 million dollar check from a Mr. Astorbilt. The catch is though the college must get rid of football. Judge Holmesby finds Darius Green III, who will pay $10 million dollars to the college if they can get a man to fly under his own power. The task is in Merlin's hands again. Can Merlin win the day and save the football team?

Keywords: beach-boys, chimpanzee, college, college-football, donation, escaped-mental-patient, medfield-college, midvale-college, monkey-actor, rival
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: More fun than a barrel of teenagers!

The Royal Rodeo (1939)

Actors: Natalie Kalmus (miscellaneous crew), Cliff Edwards (actor), Stuart Holmes (actor), Boyd Irwin (actor), John Payne (actor), George Amy (director), Everett Dodd (editor), Scotty Beckett (actor), Owen Crump (writer), Leah Rhodes (costume designer), Nate Gatzert (writer), Lucile Fairbanks (actress),

Plot: In the small European country of Avania, the King, who is only a child, is more interested in the arriving American cowboy show led by Bill Stevens than he is about affairs of the state. After meeting Bill, the King requests that a rodeo be held at the castle. The two begin a friendship based on Bill seeing in the King what he himself was like when he was a child. When the Regent of Avania abducts the King and his governess Marianne in an elaborate and widespread conspiracy to overthrow the King, Stevens puts on a real live wild west show to save the pair and maintain the monarchy as it should be. In doing so, Bill also hopes to demonstrate a wider perspective of life the American way.

Keywords: 1930s, abduction, action-hero, american, american-indian, arena, b-movie, balcony, boy-king, bull
Genres: Musical, Romance, Short, Western,

Quotes:

[opening title card]::Title Card: Somewhere in Europe nestles the country of Avania ~ A small nation with the manner of a mighty kingdom.

College Coach (1933)

Actors: Ward Bond (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Milton Kibbee (actor), Harry Beresford (actor), Berton Churchill (actor), James Donlan (actor), Edward Keane (actor), William Austin (actor), Dick French (actor), Lew Harvey (actor), Sam Hayes (actor), Hugh Herbert (actor), Leyland Hodgson (actor), Arthur Hohl (actor), Sam McDaniel (actor),

Plot: A ruthless coach (Pat O'Brien) creates turmoil at a college by hiring players (Lyle Talbot) and alienating students (Dick Powell). Along the way, the coach loses his wife (Ann Dvorak) to a grandstanding player. Inside look at college football of the 1930s replete with fake grades, non-student players, and the importance of football to a college's reputation.

Keywords: accidental-death, american-football, chemistry, college, ethnic-stereotype, fistfight, football-coach, fund-raising, infidelity, marital-separation
Genres: Drama, Sport,