Tojo

Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-Palooza Christmas Luau (2009)

Actors: Larry the Cable Guy (producer), Ryan Polito (director), Kenan Thompson (actor), Caroline Rhea (actress), Caroline Rhea (actress), Tom Forrest (producer), Kenan Thompson (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Larry the Cable Guy (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Caroline Rhea (actress), Jeff Jarrett (miscellaneous crew), David Higby (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

An American Carol (2008)

Actors: Christopher McDonald (actor), Dennis Hopper (actor), Michael Higgins (actor), David Alan Grier (actor), Robert Davi (actor), Zachary Levi (actor), Kevin P. Farley (actor), David Cohen (actor), Kelsey Grammer (actor), Gary Coleman (actor), Chriss Anglin (actor), Trace Adkins (actor), Trace Adkins (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Joey Naber (actor),

Plot: At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light?

Keywords: absurdism, afghanistan, ak-47, american-flag, anti-americanism, anvil, arab-stereotype, award, award-ceremony, banjo
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Laugh like your country depends on it. WARNING! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fish mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (though you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarian, people of color, people of no color, English speakers, English-as-a-second language speakers, non-speakers, men, women, more women, & Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay.

Quotes:

Michael Malone: Who are these people?::General George S. Patton: They're not people, they're the ACLU!

Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.::Timm: No, he's dead.

Timm: [upon Michael Malone arriving] Oh, look, it's Uncle Asshole.

Michael Malone: [John F. Kennedy, George S. Patton and Bill O'Reilly slap Michael Malone]::[to Bill O'Reilly]::Michael Malone: Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!::Bill O'Reilly: I know! I just enjoy slapping you.

Mohammed: It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.

Bacon Stains Malone: Don't you worry Mas'sa Malone we got dem bacon stains out of the upholstry, just like you asked. Take over Lebron, I'll do the limo.

Michael Malone: Look can you make them stop singing.::Rastus Malone: Hey, Mas'sa don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.

Michael Malone: [misunderstanding his appearance] I always stood up for gay rights.::Angel of Death: I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.

Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.

George Mulrooney: [Accepting an award for a film about McCarthyism] Thank you. I dedicate this award to all the courageous filmmakers who take on tough issues like, well, McCarthyism, even though it no longer exists. Or like slavery or Nazism, even though they ended too. But you know, evil exists today like, uh, well, Islamic terrorism, but like I'm gonna make *that* movie, right? Like I wanna get beheaded! [laughs and mimics being beheaded]

Get It On? (2001)

Actors: Shirô Namiki (actor), Yôsuke Yafune (editor), Yukari Fukui (actress), Bokuzô Masana (actor), Reiko Suhô (actress), Kenzô Maihara (director), Rolly (actor), Norihiko Hôfuku (actor), Mika Kaneda (actress), Chiyomi Matsumoto (actress), Kiyotaka Ueno (actor), Shingo Nishida (actor), Daiki Ito (actor), Shige Sato (actress), Janrui Baju (actor),

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Rei-Lan: Orchid Emblem (1996)

Actors: Rose Petal (actress), Big D (actor), Hideaki Kushi (director), Sean O. (actor), Sally (actress), Shin Fujisaki (writer), David M. (actor), Richard Head (actor), Wags (actor), Candy Com (actress),

Genres: Action, Animation,

Yajû shisubeshi (1980)

Actors: Tôru Murakawa (director), Mitsuru Kurosawa (producer), Rei Okamoto (actress), Haruki Kadokawa (producer), Haruki Kadokawa (actor), Eimei Esumi (actor), Rikiya Yasuoka (actor), Kai Atô (actor), Toshie Negishi (actress), Morio Kazama (actor), Kôjirô Kusanagi (actor), Shigeru Izumiya (actor), Hideo Murota (actor), Osamu Tanaka (editor), Kei Satô (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,

The Cracksman (1963)

Actors: James Payne (actor), Ron Goodwin (composer), Robert Shaw (actor), Norman Bird (actor), Ronnie Barker (actor), Eddie Byrne (actor), George Sanders (actor), Dennis Price (actor), Percy Herbert (actor), Geoffrey Keen (actor), Richard Leech (actor), Tutte Lemkow (actor), Finlay Currie (actor), June Randall (miscellaneous crew), Peter Graham Scott (director),

Plot: A shorty, kind, very innocent and efficient locksmith is cheated by a burglar in order to rob a car and to open a safe strongbox. The police catches him and is sent to jail. Once there some gangsters gain his friendship to cheat him again and help then to escape.

Keywords: thief
Genres: Comedy,

The Long and the Short and the Tall (1961)

Actors: June Randall (miscellaneous crew), Ronald Fraser (actor), Ronald Fraser (actor), Richard Harris (actor), Laurence Harvey (actor), David McCallum (actor), John Meillon (actor), Richard Todd (actor), Michael Balcon (producer), Stanley Black (composer), Leslie Norman (director), Willis Hall (writer), Willis Hall (writer), Wolf Mankowitz (writer), Anthony Chinn (actor),

Plot: A troop of British soldiers are out in the jungle to record jungle noises and troop noises in the jungle so that the recordings can be played back by other troops to divert the enemy to their whereabouts. As they progress to what they think is closer to the base camp they find themselves farther and farther from radio range until the only channel they can get clearly is that of a Japanese broadcast. They now realize they are probably only 10 to 15 miles from a Japanese camp! The tension is added to by rowdy and openly admitted "non-hero" Private Bamforth who has nothing good to say about anyone and especially Corporal Johnstone (who holds an equal dislike for Bamforth). When a Japanese soldier is taken as their prisoner, the true colors of each man comes to the surface ...

Keywords: abandoned-building, abandoned-mine, anti-war, based-on-play, bayonet, behind-enemy-lines, british, british-army, british-soldier, cave
Genres: Drama, War,

Quotes:

Pvt. 'Bammo' Bamforth: [to Macleish] I hope they carve your brother up... I hope they carve your bloody brother up!

Verrat an Deutschland (1955)

Actors: Walter von Bonhorst (editor), Hans Elwenspoek (actor), Albert Hehn (actor), Herbert Hübner (actor), Yoshio Inaba (actor), Paul Muller (actor), Koreya Senda (actor), Hermann Speelmans (actor), Wolfgang Wahl (actor), Blandine Ebinger (actress), Veit Harlan (writer), Franz Grothe (composer), Veit Harlan (director), Peter Arens (actor), Yoko Tani (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Suicide Attack (1951)

Actors: Paul Dubov (actor), Irving Lerner (director), Carlo Lodato (editor), Hideki Tojo (actor), John Florea (producer), Louis Pollock (writer), Jonathan M. Wainwright (actor), Winfield S. Cunningham (actor), Charles Rhodes (producer), Sir Arthur Percival (actor), Burdette Fitch (actor), Prince Naruhiko Higeshi-Kuni (actor), Masaharu Homma (actor), Torashiro Kawabe (actor), Jose P. Laurel (actor),

Plot: This film was cobbled together from Japanese newsreels and propaganda films, to boost home-front morale, filmed during World War Two. It shows the early conquests of Japan, beginning with the sneak attack and bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941 and the declaration of war against the United States by Tojo. It includes archive footage of the bombings of MAnila and the Philippines, the Japanese invasion of Manila with paratroopers and a visit to the captured islands by Tojo. Footage used in this compilation film also included the bombing and surrender of Corregidor, the infamous Bataan Death March, the bombing of Hong Kong and the invasion of Burma, and the jungle warfare, leading to, when the tide of the war shifted in favor of the Allies, young Japanese pilots being sent out on suicide missions.

Keywords: archive-footage, bataan-death-march, bomber, bombing, compilation-film, corregidor, emperor, hong-kong, invasion, japan
Genres: Documentary, News, War,
Taglines: Authentic Views of the Brutal Warfare of World War II!