Embalmo! (2010)

Actors: Mark Mackner (writer), Mark Mackner (actor), Wedge Wegman (producer), Wedge Wegman (director), Wedge Wegman (editor), Wedge Wegman (actress), Chris Ready (actor), Roxie Cotton (actress), Andre Bennett (actor), Doug Layne (actor), J.D. Korejko (actor), Shannon Hall (producer), Rocky Ciarrochi (actor), Shannon Hall (editor), Markie Fenton (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: When the Law decided he wasn't fit for the funeral business, Embalmo strikes back in the only way he can afford...CLOWN COLLEGE! Now he's going to prove that this ex-mortician is back on top by hosting the most bizarre clown show legally allowed on public access television.

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: When the Law decided he wasn't fit for the funeral business, Embalmo strikes back in the only way he can afford...CLOWN COLLEGE!

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

Actors: Steve Alterman (miscellaneous crew), Doug Davison (producer), Jay Baruchel (actor), Craig Ferguson (actor), T.J. Miller (actor), Roy Lee (producer), John Powell (composer), Gerard Butler (actor), David Tennant (actor), America Ferrera (actress), Jonah Hill (actor), Kristen Wiig (actress), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew), David Cowgill (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Long ago up North on the Island of Berk, the young Viking, Hiccup, wants to join his town's fight against the dragons that continually raid their town. However, his macho father and village leader, Stoik the Vast, will not allow his small, clumsy, but inventive son to do so. Regardless, Hiccup ventures out into battle and downs a mysterious Night Fury dragon with his invention, but can't bring himself to kill it. Instead, Hiccup and the dragon, whom he dubs Toothless, begin a friendship that would open up both their worlds as the observant boy learns that his people have misjudged the species. But even as the two each take flight in their own way, they find that they must fight the destructive ignorance plaguing their world.

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d, amputee, animal, arena, armada, artificial-leg, attack, aurora-borealis, based-on-novel
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: One adventure will change two worlds

Quotes:

Hiccup: [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.

Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for kidnapping me. [Kisses Hiccup] That's for everything else.

Astrid: [about Toothless] I bet he's really frightened now... what are you gonna do about it?::Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.::Astrid: Good, but you've already done that...::Hiccup: [after a pause] Then something crazy...!::[he runs off]::Astrid: *That's* more like it!::[she follows him]

Stoick: [presenting Hiccup with a helmet] Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate.::[Hiccup quickly takes his hand off the helmet]::Stoick: [tapping his own helmet] Matching set. Keeps her... keeps her close, you know.

Hiccup: [to Stoick] Thanks for stopping by and for the, uh, the breast-hat...

Snotlout: Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.::[Throws weapon at Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him]::Snotlout: The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!

Fishlegs: [being chased by a Nadder] AHHH! I'm *really* beginning to question your teaching methods.

[last lines]::Hiccup: This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.

Snotlout: If that dragon shows either of its faces, I'm gonna... there!::[He and Tuffnut throw their buckets of water]::Ruffnut, Astrid: AH!::[the gas clears]::Ruffnut: Hey! It's us, idiots!::Tuffnut: Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!::[laughs]::Snotlout: Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque fig...::[Astrid punches Snotlout, Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut's head]

Astrid: Careful with that dragon.::Hiccup: [looking at his father] It's... not the dragon I'm worried about.::Astrid: What are you gonna do?::Hiccup: Put an end to this. I have to try. Astrid, if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.::Hiccup: I will. Just... promise me it won't go wrong.

Pineapple Express (2008)

Actors: Seth Rogen (actor), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Craig Robinson (actor), Ken Jeong (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), James Remar (actor), Robert Longstreet (actor), Jack Kehler (actor), Gary Cole (actor), Bobby Lee (actor), James Franco (actor), Bill Hader (actor), Kevin Corrigan (actor), Rosie Perez (actress), Nora Dunn (actress),

Plot: Lazy court-process clerk and stoner Dale Denton has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver: to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop and the city's most dangerous drug lord, he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him--and it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they're not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia: incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express.

Keywords: 1930s, accidental-shooting, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, african-american, anger, anti-hero, arrest, ashtray, asian, banana
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Put this in your pipe and smoke it. One hit could ruin your whole day.

Quotes:

Red: Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.

Red: I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow!

Saul: [Saul talking to Red on the phone] Well be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.

Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?

Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!

Ken: [about to attack Ted Jones's pot warehouse] Tonight we cook up some shit. Take his stash and burn the motherfucker down.::Ken: No retreat, no surrender!

Saul: Fuck the po-lice!

Budlofsky: [Matheson is smoking weed] No, I can't. My wife can always tell. She can smell it on my sweater.::Matheson: [laughs] You want my vest? It smell good.::Budlofsky: It's not my style.::Matheson: You ain't got no style, muthafucka.

Matheson: [to Budlofsky] You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless!

Red: Today's my cat's birthday. [passes out]

Blood and Concrete (1991)

Actors: James Le Gros (actor), Mark Pellegrino (actor), Mickey Cottrell (miscellaneous crew), Bundy Chanock (miscellaneous crew), Paul Colichman (producer), Billy Zane (actor), Harry Shearer (actor), Jennifer Beals (actress), Nicholas Worth (actor), Darren McGavin (actor), Miles A. Copeland III (producer), Jeffrey Reiner (editor), Jeffrey Reiner (director), Jeffrey Reiner (writer), Charles Mcdonald (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Since 8:00, Joey's been stabbed, chased, followed by the cops, made love to, and accused of murder. It's 8:45.