Coffee, Kill Boss (2013)

Actors: Richard Riehle (actor), Jack Wallace (actor), Robert Forster (actor), Eddie Jemison (actor), Chris Wylde (actor), Noureen DeWulf (actress), Jocelyn Fizia (miscellaneous crew), Jocelyn Fizia (miscellaneous crew), Jocelyn Fizia (costume designer), Nathan Marshall (director), Nathan Marshall (actor), Nathan Marshall (producer), Nathan Marshall (editor), Jeremy Elliott (producer), Angela Gollan (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Mystery,

The Men Next Door (2012)

Actors: Mike Justice (editor), Trevor Knight (actor), Mark Cirillo (actor), Rob Williams (writer), Rob Williams (director), Rob Williams (producer), Eric Dean (actor), Jake Monaco (composer), Rachel Alig (actress), Michael Nicklin (actor), Rodney Johnson (producer), Heidi Rhodes (actress), Benjamin Lutz (actor), Devon Michael Jones (actor), Ronnie Kroell (actor),

Plot: This is a fast-paced comedy about a 40-year-old gay man who finds himself dating two equally lovable men - a secure 50-year-old who came out later in life, and an adventurous 30-year-old who wasn't looking for a relationship. What he doesn't find out right away is that the two men are, in fact, father and son. And as they say, wackiness ensues.

Keywords: 30-year-old, 40-year-old, 40th-birthday, 50-year-old, age-difference, coming-of-age-comedy, coming-out, dating, family-relationships, father-son-relationship
Genres: Comedy,

Just Crazy Enough (2012)

Actors: Chris Kattan (actor), Chris Kattan (actor), Chad Mathis (miscellaneous crew), Gray Frederickson (producer), Susana Gibb (actress), Vinnie Hogan (actor), Laurie Cummings (actress), Mark Adam Goff (actor), Kristin Phillips (actress), Lance McDaniel (director), Michael Gibbons (actor), Lance McDaniel (writer), Jed Fox (actor), Shelli Fox (actress), Peter Bedgood (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Insanity is relative

Quotes:

Fred: I'm not Fred! I'm Ted!

Mother Eve's Secret Garden of Sensual Sisterhood (2010)

Actors: Kevin MacLeod (composer), Uma Incrocci (actress), Uma Incrocci (producer), Uma Incrocci (writer), Ashley Wren Collins (miscellaneous crew), Ashley Wren Collins (actress), Ashley Wren Collins (producer), Kirk McGee (writer), Kirk McGee (actor), Kirk McGee (producer), Danielle Montezinos (actress), Danielle Montezinos (producer), Maitely Weismann (actress), Maitely Weismann (producer), Amy Dannenmueller (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Music, Musical, Short,

Shadowboxing (2010)

Actors: David Lowery (editor), Joey Klein (miscellaneous crew), Karl Werleman (actor), Marley Sniatowsky (miscellaneous crew), Mark Waters (actor), Marley Sniatowsky (producer), Jesse Klein (writer), Jesse Klein (producer), Jesse Klein (director), Yusef Svacina (editor), Tristan Borys (producer), Bobby Lamont (actor), Dustan Lewis McBain (miscellaneous crew), Adam Ganz (miscellaneous crew), Dave McMullan (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Family is a relative term.

Temps (1999)

Actors: Jerry Orbach (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Kelly Cronin (miscellaneous crew), Todd Poudrier (actor), David Giancola (actor), Jim Latham (composer), Ursula Burton (producer), Frank Ridley (actor), Duncan B. Putney (actor), Ursula Burton (actress), Maria Burton (director), Eric Casaccio (actor), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (producer),

Plot: Slice-of-life comedic film about the "other side of Generations X & Y" - the non-Slackers (or people who work) - five friends from college, now in their late 20s, and their different attitudes towards their work and their personal lives at points of transition in their lives, both personally and professionally. Some are temps, some aren't, but they're all dealing with a workplace impelled by turnover and increasing corporate hegemony. Raised in a basically privileged world of middle-class America - and always told they could do and be anything - these characters are challenged both by having so many options, and by their quests for perfection. This generation is the first one that cannot live better than its parents: a job is no longer a life-long career choice. In today's world that pressures workers to sacrifice their personal lives for "success," the five learn that, although life is full of compromises, they can find fulfillment. ALLY works as a "long-term temp" to insure time for making her film. As film is the modern medium for an artist's coming-of-age story, Ally represents the post-baby-boom generation's Everywoman - someone struggling to express herself creatively through work she loves. Ally's boyfriend, BEN, is a consultant who loves his job. He wants to settle down; but Ally doesn't, as she resists his pressure on her to "get a real job." While he loves her freewheeling creativity, Ben worries he will never achieve a life of stability with her, and so he sets an ultimatum: three months for Ally to decide what matters most to her - settling down with him or continuing her life of working temp jobs to pay the bills. High-spirited and unconventional, JANE wants a job free from "hypocrisy." She finds progressively wacky employment - gynecological model, stripper, etc. - in her search for "the Right Job." GEORGIA is a computer software designer who dreams of creating an interactive encyclopedia. When her boss has other ideas for her product, she must face the choice between professional advancement and personal ideals. JONAH has come out to his friends and family, but has not yet become comfortable with the idea of having a steady boyfriend. He has recently quit his job as a lawyer to write the great American Novel. Not meant to be an artist, however, and continually fired from temp jobs, he sinks into lethargy and aimlessness until he can no longer afford his apartment and must return home to live with his parents. Explors the conflicting pressures of professional and personal choices that are a part of the new American workplace.

Keywords: festival, filmmaker, job, life, love, office, office-temp, reference-to-karo-syrup, reference-to-winona-ryder, slacker
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A film about the "other" side of Generations X&Y; -- or people who work.

Quotes:

Ben: You shouldn't get so worked up over a couple of dollars.::Ally: I had water and a slice of pizza. I shouldn't have to pay fifteen dollars! It's always the people who have the most money who somehow don't notice they regularly order more than anyone else, and don't end up paying for it.::Ben: You go to movies all the time and then you complain about spending money on eating?::Ally: That's my work. Food is not my priority.

Tim: What'd I do?::Lisa: Apparently someone logged on to your screen and saw you were working on a personal document.::Tim: Who logged onto my computer?::Lisa: I can't tell you that. You understand - a confidentiality issue with our clients.::Tim: Aren't I your client too?::Lisa: You know what I mean. Look, it's no big deal; I'll mark right here on your permanent record that it shouldn't go on your permanent record... We get complaints all the time...

Tim: Ow!... God, now that I don't have insurance, it's like the world's one huge booby trap.

Announcer: Hi, this is Jerry Orbach. Thanks for coming. Please exit the theater to your left... Please... exit to your LEFT.

Ben: That won't go with the veal.::Jane: You didn't buy veal.::Ben: Yes, and I'm going to serve it with baby piglet's snouts in cream sauce. I made sure the veal was raised in complete darkness and a minimum of movement.

Rita: This is called "Building My Path."... Buddha says, "You cannot travel the path. You are the path." My path is strewn with temp jobs. Type this list, file this file. Over and over. Over and over. Running to the pay phone at Toscanini's cafe. They know me now by name there. My personal calls, my personal time measured in dimes and three minute slots. But this is not my path. My path is permanent. MY path is WORDS.

Jane: I don't jump from job to job because of money.::Ally: [struggling with the camera] Wait, I want to get this.... What is wrong with this thing?...::Jane: You guys seem to feel the world owes you, that you deserve happiness. My dad worked for twenty-six years in a job he hated, and at fifty, he was laid off, two week's pay and a thank you very much -::Ally: Wait, Jane!::Jane: And where did that leave us? A miserable man who became even more bitter, a mother who had to take care of other people's children, and me, knowing that you can never trust any job - will you hand me the sugar? [Georgia does, with a little SLAM]... Any employer, anyone but yourself.::Ally: [Ally finally gets the camera to film normally again] Shoot... Now say that all again.

Announcer: I'm Jerry Orbach, and I'm going to see the hit new independent feature "Lost Souls" with Winona Ryder and the cast of "Friends." Featuring the new hit soundtrack by Pearl Jam, Bette Midler, Boys II Men, and Yo Yo Ma Ma, Yo Yo Ma's new orchestral rap group. Sponsored by Miramax and the Gap with their new FilmWear line.... Now you can record your message here by pressing PLAY.::Ally: [She looks at the card for a second. Then she presses PLAY and speaks into the speaker mike] My cards look nothing like this. [She plays it back. Then she records another message] I hate this. All the films are sold out. I can't get into any of the parties. I am freezing my butt off here. And -::Announcer: Your message is complete.

Stan: You're a LAWYER, Jonah. You could have a hundred jobs - all of them excellent. What is it with your generation that they wander around aimlessly...::Tim: But Dad, it's like we have all this pressure to achieve, because we've been told from birth we could be anything we want to be. But the thing is - wait, let me finish - it's paralyzing, because we THINK we can do anything, but really, we can only do one thing at a time, and then when we devote ourselves to it, it's just one thing; so we move from job to job, trying to find that thing which is the "anything" we want to be.::Stan: Seems like you've all been spoiled, that's all.::May: Stan...::Tim: It's typical of you not to try to understand me.::Stan: I may not understand some... things about you, but SOME things I DO understand. You think we didn't get bored? You think we didn't dream about other things? I had my sisters, and then you and your mother, to think about!::May: Jonah, you have more choices and opportunities than most people in the world. How can you complain so much?::Tim: I'm not complaining. I just want to make a mark.::Stan: You think all of my students don't think I've made a mark? You think you're not my mark? I can't think of something I am more proud to leave behind me in the world. [Jonah looks at his father, who looks away and stands] Now I'm going to see about that pipe int he basement.

Tim: What is this film about, anyway?::Ally: American youth culture.::Tim: What kind of story is THAT?

Temps (1999)

Actors: Jerry Orbach (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Kelly Cronin (miscellaneous crew), Todd Poudrier (actor), David Giancola (actor), Jim Latham (composer), Ursula Burton (producer), Frank Ridley (actor), Duncan B. Putney (actor), Ursula Burton (actress), Maria Burton (director), Eric Casaccio (actor), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (producer),

Plot: Slice-of-life comedic film about the "other side of Generations X & Y" - the non-Slackers (or people who work) - five friends from college, now in their late 20s, and their different attitudes towards their work and their personal lives at points of transition in their lives, both personally and professionally. Some are temps, some aren't, but they're all dealing with a workplace impelled by turnover and increasing corporate hegemony. Raised in a basically privileged world of middle-class America - and always told they could do and be anything - these characters are challenged both by having so many options, and by their quests for perfection. This generation is the first one that cannot live better than its parents: a job is no longer a life-long career choice. In today's world that pressures workers to sacrifice their personal lives for "success," the five learn that, although life is full of compromises, they can find fulfillment. ALLY works as a "long-term temp" to insure time for making her film. As film is the modern medium for an artist's coming-of-age story, Ally represents the post-baby-boom generation's Everywoman - someone struggling to express herself creatively through work she loves. Ally's boyfriend, BEN, is a consultant who loves his job. He wants to settle down; but Ally doesn't, as she resists his pressure on her to "get a real job." While he loves her freewheeling creativity, Ben worries he will never achieve a life of stability with her, and so he sets an ultimatum: three months for Ally to decide what matters most to her - settling down with him or continuing her life of working temp jobs to pay the bills. High-spirited and unconventional, JANE wants a job free from "hypocrisy." She finds progressively wacky employment - gynecological model, stripper, etc. - in her search for "the Right Job." GEORGIA is a computer software designer who dreams of creating an interactive encyclopedia. When her boss has other ideas for her product, she must face the choice between professional advancement and personal ideals. JONAH has come out to his friends and family, but has not yet become comfortable with the idea of having a steady boyfriend. He has recently quit his job as a lawyer to write the great American Novel. Not meant to be an artist, however, and continually fired from temp jobs, he sinks into lethargy and aimlessness until he can no longer afford his apartment and must return home to live with his parents. Explors the conflicting pressures of professional and personal choices that are a part of the new American workplace.

Keywords: festival, filmmaker, job, life, love, office, office-temp, reference-to-karo-syrup, reference-to-winona-ryder, slacker
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A film about the "other" side of Generations X&Y; -- or people who work.

Quotes:

Ben: You shouldn't get so worked up over a couple of dollars.::Ally: I had water and a slice of pizza. I shouldn't have to pay fifteen dollars! It's always the people who have the most money who somehow don't notice they regularly order more than anyone else, and don't end up paying for it.::Ben: You go to movies all the time and then you complain about spending money on eating?::Ally: That's my work. Food is not my priority.

Tim: What'd I do?::Lisa: Apparently someone logged on to your screen and saw you were working on a personal document.::Tim: Who logged onto my computer?::Lisa: I can't tell you that. You understand - a confidentiality issue with our clients.::Tim: Aren't I your client too?::Lisa: You know what I mean. Look, it's no big deal; I'll mark right here on your permanent record that it shouldn't go on your permanent record... We get complaints all the time...

Tim: Ow!... God, now that I don't have insurance, it's like the world's one huge booby trap.

Announcer: Hi, this is Jerry Orbach. Thanks for coming. Please exit the theater to your left... Please... exit to your LEFT.

Ben: That won't go with the veal.::Jane: You didn't buy veal.::Ben: Yes, and I'm going to serve it with baby piglet's snouts in cream sauce. I made sure the veal was raised in complete darkness and a minimum of movement.

Rita: This is called "Building My Path."... Buddha says, "You cannot travel the path. You are the path." My path is strewn with temp jobs. Type this list, file this file. Over and over. Over and over. Running to the pay phone at Toscanini's cafe. They know me now by name there. My personal calls, my personal time measured in dimes and three minute slots. But this is not my path. My path is permanent. MY path is WORDS.

Jane: I don't jump from job to job because of money.::Ally: [struggling with the camera] Wait, I want to get this.... What is wrong with this thing?...::Jane: You guys seem to feel the world owes you, that you deserve happiness. My dad worked for twenty-six years in a job he hated, and at fifty, he was laid off, two week's pay and a thank you very much -::Ally: Wait, Jane!::Jane: And where did that leave us? A miserable man who became even more bitter, a mother who had to take care of other people's children, and me, knowing that you can never trust any job - will you hand me the sugar? [Georgia does, with a little SLAM]... Any employer, anyone but yourself.::Ally: [Ally finally gets the camera to film normally again] Shoot... Now say that all again.

Announcer: I'm Jerry Orbach, and I'm going to see the hit new independent feature "Lost Souls" with Winona Ryder and the cast of "Friends." Featuring the new hit soundtrack by Pearl Jam, Bette Midler, Boys II Men, and Yo Yo Ma Ma, Yo Yo Ma's new orchestral rap group. Sponsored by Miramax and the Gap with their new FilmWear line.... Now you can record your message here by pressing PLAY.::Ally: [She looks at the card for a second. Then she presses PLAY and speaks into the speaker mike] My cards look nothing like this. [She plays it back. Then she records another message] I hate this. All the films are sold out. I can't get into any of the parties. I am freezing my butt off here. And -::Announcer: Your message is complete.

Stan: You're a LAWYER, Jonah. You could have a hundred jobs - all of them excellent. What is it with your generation that they wander around aimlessly...::Tim: But Dad, it's like we have all this pressure to achieve, because we've been told from birth we could be anything we want to be. But the thing is - wait, let me finish - it's paralyzing, because we THINK we can do anything, but really, we can only do one thing at a time, and then when we devote ourselves to it, it's just one thing; so we move from job to job, trying to find that thing which is the "anything" we want to be.::Stan: Seems like you've all been spoiled, that's all.::May: Stan...::Tim: It's typical of you not to try to understand me.::Stan: I may not understand some... things about you, but SOME things I DO understand. You think we didn't get bored? You think we didn't dream about other things? I had my sisters, and then you and your mother, to think about!::May: Jonah, you have more choices and opportunities than most people in the world. How can you complain so much?::Tim: I'm not complaining. I just want to make a mark.::Stan: You think all of my students don't think I've made a mark? You think you're not my mark? I can't think of something I am more proud to leave behind me in the world. [Jonah looks at his father, who looks away and stands] Now I'm going to see about that pipe int he basement.

Tim: What is this film about, anyway?::Ally: American youth culture.::Tim: What kind of story is THAT?

Temps (1999)

Actors: Jerry Orbach (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Kelly Cronin (miscellaneous crew), Todd Poudrier (actor), David Giancola (actor), Jim Latham (composer), Ursula Burton (producer), Frank Ridley (actor), Duncan B. Putney (actor), Ursula Burton (actress), Maria Burton (director), Eric Casaccio (actor), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (actress), Maria Burton (producer),

Plot: Slice-of-life comedic film about the "other side of Generations X & Y" - the non-Slackers (or people who work) - five friends from college, now in their late 20s, and their different attitudes towards their work and their personal lives at points of transition in their lives, both personally and professionally. Some are temps, some aren't, but they're all dealing with a workplace impelled by turnover and increasing corporate hegemony. Raised in a basically privileged world of middle-class America - and always told they could do and be anything - these characters are challenged both by having so many options, and by their quests for perfection. This generation is the first one that cannot live better than its parents: a job is no longer a life-long career choice. In today's world that pressures workers to sacrifice their personal lives for "success," the five learn that, although life is full of compromises, they can find fulfillment. ALLY works as a "long-term temp" to insure time for making her film. As film is the modern medium for an artist's coming-of-age story, Ally represents the post-baby-boom generation's Everywoman - someone struggling to express herself creatively through work she loves. Ally's boyfriend, BEN, is a consultant who loves his job. He wants to settle down; but Ally doesn't, as she resists his pressure on her to "get a real job." While he loves her freewheeling creativity, Ben worries he will never achieve a life of stability with her, and so he sets an ultimatum: three months for Ally to decide what matters most to her - settling down with him or continuing her life of working temp jobs to pay the bills. High-spirited and unconventional, JANE wants a job free from "hypocrisy." She finds progressively wacky employment - gynecological model, stripper, etc. - in her search for "the Right Job." GEORGIA is a computer software designer who dreams of creating an interactive encyclopedia. When her boss has other ideas for her product, she must face the choice between professional advancement and personal ideals. JONAH has come out to his friends and family, but has not yet become comfortable with the idea of having a steady boyfriend. He has recently quit his job as a lawyer to write the great American Novel. Not meant to be an artist, however, and continually fired from temp jobs, he sinks into lethargy and aimlessness until he can no longer afford his apartment and must return home to live with his parents. Explors the conflicting pressures of professional and personal choices that are a part of the new American workplace.

Keywords: festival, filmmaker, job, life, love, office, office-temp, reference-to-karo-syrup, reference-to-winona-ryder, slacker
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A film about the "other" side of Generations X&Y; -- or people who work.

Quotes:

Ben: You shouldn't get so worked up over a couple of dollars.::Ally: I had water and a slice of pizza. I shouldn't have to pay fifteen dollars! It's always the people who have the most money who somehow don't notice they regularly order more than anyone else, and don't end up paying for it.::Ben: You go to movies all the time and then you complain about spending money on eating?::Ally: That's my work. Food is not my priority.

Tim: What'd I do?::Lisa: Apparently someone logged on to your screen and saw you were working on a personal document.::Tim: Who logged onto my computer?::Lisa: I can't tell you that. You understand - a confidentiality issue with our clients.::Tim: Aren't I your client too?::Lisa: You know what I mean. Look, it's no big deal; I'll mark right here on your permanent record that it shouldn't go on your permanent record... We get complaints all the time...

Tim: Ow!... God, now that I don't have insurance, it's like the world's one huge booby trap.

Announcer: Hi, this is Jerry Orbach. Thanks for coming. Please exit the theater to your left... Please... exit to your LEFT.

Ben: That won't go with the veal.::Jane: You didn't buy veal.::Ben: Yes, and I'm going to serve it with baby piglet's snouts in cream sauce. I made sure the veal was raised in complete darkness and a minimum of movement.

Rita: This is called "Building My Path."... Buddha says, "You cannot travel the path. You are the path." My path is strewn with temp jobs. Type this list, file this file. Over and over. Over and over. Running to the pay phone at Toscanini's cafe. They know me now by name there. My personal calls, my personal time measured in dimes and three minute slots. But this is not my path. My path is permanent. MY path is WORDS.

Jane: I don't jump from job to job because of money.::Ally: [struggling with the camera] Wait, I want to get this.... What is wrong with this thing?...::Jane: You guys seem to feel the world owes you, that you deserve happiness. My dad worked for twenty-six years in a job he hated, and at fifty, he was laid off, two week's pay and a thank you very much -::Ally: Wait, Jane!::Jane: And where did that leave us? A miserable man who became even more bitter, a mother who had to take care of other people's children, and me, knowing that you can never trust any job - will you hand me the sugar? [Georgia does, with a little SLAM]... Any employer, anyone but yourself.::Ally: [Ally finally gets the camera to film normally again] Shoot... Now say that all again.

Announcer: I'm Jerry Orbach, and I'm going to see the hit new independent feature "Lost Souls" with Winona Ryder and the cast of "Friends." Featuring the new hit soundtrack by Pearl Jam, Bette Midler, Boys II Men, and Yo Yo Ma Ma, Yo Yo Ma's new orchestral rap group. Sponsored by Miramax and the Gap with their new FilmWear line.... Now you can record your message here by pressing PLAY.::Ally: [She looks at the card for a second. Then she presses PLAY and speaks into the speaker mike] My cards look nothing like this. [She plays it back. Then she records another message] I hate this. All the films are sold out. I can't get into any of the parties. I am freezing my butt off here. And -::Announcer: Your message is complete.

Stan: You're a LAWYER, Jonah. You could have a hundred jobs - all of them excellent. What is it with your generation that they wander around aimlessly...::Tim: But Dad, it's like we have all this pressure to achieve, because we've been told from birth we could be anything we want to be. But the thing is - wait, let me finish - it's paralyzing, because we THINK we can do anything, but really, we can only do one thing at a time, and then when we devote ourselves to it, it's just one thing; so we move from job to job, trying to find that thing which is the "anything" we want to be.::Stan: Seems like you've all been spoiled, that's all.::May: Stan...::Tim: It's typical of you not to try to understand me.::Stan: I may not understand some... things about you, but SOME things I DO understand. You think we didn't get bored? You think we didn't dream about other things? I had my sisters, and then you and your mother, to think about!::May: Jonah, you have more choices and opportunities than most people in the world. How can you complain so much?::Tim: I'm not complaining. I just want to make a mark.::Stan: You think all of my students don't think I've made a mark? You think you're not my mark? I can't think of something I am more proud to leave behind me in the world. [Jonah looks at his father, who looks away and stands] Now I'm going to see about that pipe int he basement.

Tim: What is this film about, anyway?::Ally: American youth culture.::Tim: What kind of story is THAT?

Striptease (1996)

Actors: Howard Shore (composer), Rena Riffel (actress), Frances Fisher (actress), Burt Reynolds (actor), Keone Young (actor), Demi Moore (actress), Ving Rhames (actor), Paul Guilfoyle (actor), Antoni Corone (actor), Steve Warren (actor), Armand Assante (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Anne V. Coates (editor), Albert Wolsky (costume designer),

Plot: Erin Grant loses care and custody of her daughter when she's divorced from her husband Darrell, a small-time thief. Struggling for money, she is a dancer at a nightclub, where one night Congressman Dilbeck (in disguise) attacks another member of the audience. A spectator, who recognizes Dilbeck and is fond of Erin, offers to get back her daughter by blackmailing Dilbeck. Things do not work out as planned, though.

Keywords: aquarium, axe, bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, binoculars, black-bra, black-bra-and-panties, black-panties, blackmail, board-game
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Some People Get Into Trouble No Matter What They WEAR. It ain't "Showgirls"...then again, it ain't "Snow White" either!. A comedy in the last place you expect to find one.

Quotes:

Erin Grant: I can't still be working here when I go to court. "Oh yes your honor; I found a new job... I'm working at the Eager Beaver!"

Erin Grant: Well, up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.

Malcolm Moldowsky: I am the Congressman's right hand.::Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man.

Alan Mordecai: Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad?::Shad: Do I look like I follow politics?

Congressman David Dilbeck: I'm about to mount this here filly!::[Erin pulls out a gun]::Congressman David Dilbeck: Maybe not.

Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?::Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, long as you're naked.

Congressman David Dilbeck: See, I just love naked women. It's a character flaw.

Darrell Grant: You got my daughter, and now you try and kill me with a ax.::Malcolm Moldowsky: I don't have your daughter, you're confused! And it's "*an* ax."

Darrell Grant: I'm stoned, but I ain't confused!

Darrell Grant: Hey, are you that guy from Price is Right?::Congressman David Dilbeck: No! I'm Congressman David Dilbeck!::Darrell Grant: Congressman? No shit! Well, I steal wheelchairs, so we got a lot in common.

Nice !@#$%^&*!ing Legacy, Dad! (1994)

Actors: Timothy A. Bennett (actor), Timothy A. Bennett (editor), Timothy A. Bennett (director), Timothy A. Bennett (writer), Timothy A. Bennett (producer), Graham Elwood (producer), Graham Elwood (actor), Paul Goebel (actor), Jim Bruce (actor), Michael Hartigan (actor), Michael Hartigan (producer), Frances Callier (actress), Bruce Green (actor), Michelle McDonald (actress), Paul Turner (actor),

Genres: Comedy, History, News, Short,