Red Dwarf

Three million years ago, a radiation leak killed the crew of the mining ship, Red Dwarf. The only survivor was Dave Lister, the chicken soup machine repairman. He spends his time on the ship with a holographic projection of Arnold Rimmer (his dead bunkmate), Cat (a life-form that evolved from Dave's cat), Holly (the ship's senile computer), and Kryten (a service mechanoid).

Cast

• Chris Barrie
• Craig Charles
• Danny John-Jules
• Robert Llewellyn
• Hattie Hayridge
• Norman Lovett
• Chloë Annett
• Mac McDonald
• Elwin 'Chopper' David
• Graham McTavish
• John Lynch

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The End
  [first lines]::Lister: [singing loudly and out of tune during an inspection]::Rimmer: Lister, have y...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Future Echoes
  Rimmer: Brace yourself for a bit of a shock, Lister, but I just saw you die.::Lister: What?::Rimmer:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Balance of Power
  Rimmer: Is that picture yours? It's rubbish.::Lister: It's a mirror....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Waiting for God
  [last lines]::Rimmer: Incredible. A stupendous moment in my personal history. The perfectly preserve...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Confidence & Paranoia
  Rimmer: Holly, put a trace on Paranoia.::Holly: What's a trace?::Rimmer: It's space jargon. It means...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Me²
  Lister: It's not only one-way, Rimmer. You're hardly Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Easy-To-Live-With.::Rimmer: W...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Kryten
  Holly: Hope they've got some odds and sods on board, we're short of a few supplies.::Lister: [drinki...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Better Than Life
  [Rimmer's father has died. The Cat attempts to console him]::The Cat: About your father. If it's any...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Thanks for the Memory
  Rimmer: I'm disciplined, I'm organized, I'm dedicated to my career, I've always got a pen. Result? T...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Stasis Leak
  Holly: I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Queeg
  Rimmer: Look, Lister, no point feeling sorry about Holly. It's a kindness. Like a blind old incontin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Parallel Universe
  Rimmer: You're disgusting! You're only after me for one thing!::Arlene Rimmer: Why? How many have yo...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Backwards
  Rimmer: What jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head sh...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Marooned
  Rimmer: I'll tell you something. Something I've never told anyone. When I was fifteen, I went to Mac...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Polymorph
  Rimmer: What about the Rimmer Directive that states quite clearly, "Never tangle with anything that'...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Body Swap
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Bodyswap
  Lister: Oh, smeg. What the smegging smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging killed me....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Timeslides
  Rimmer: I'm going in. I'm going in to rescue him.::Holly: Rescue him?::Rimmer: It's my duty - my dut...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Last Day
  Kryten: Mum. I never had a mum.::The Cat: It's all right, buddy. It's all part of being drunk. You'v...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Camille
  Kryten: Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: D.N.A.
  Rimmer: Aliens. They're probably going to return Glenn Miller.::Lister: What?::Rimmer: That's what t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Justice
  Kryten: Who would you say, then, is the person who thinks of him most fondly?::Lister: [Thinks about...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: White Hole
  Rimmer: Well, if you ask me, the Eskimos had the right idea. They knew how to handle the elderly and...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Dimension Jump
  Ace Rimmer: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Meltdown
  [looking out a prison window, after being captured by Hitler]::Lister: Hang on, hang on, something's...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Holoship
  Kryten: You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now. To him, we...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Inquisitor
  Lister: Listen, Kryten, I've been thinkin' about this, I've come up with something.::Kryten: Yes, si...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Terrorform
  Kryten: Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, conseq...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Quarantine
  Rimmer: They've been very bad, Mr. Flibble. What we going to do with them?::Rimmer: [Mr.Flibble whis...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Demons and Angels
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Demons & Angels
  Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Man...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Back to Reality
  Rimmer: I know that, emotionally speaking, this isn't the news you want to hear right now. But there...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Psirens
  The Cat: That's it. We're deader than corduroy....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Legion
  Rimmer: May I remind you of Space Corps Directive 34124?::Kryten: 34124? "No officer with false teet...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Gunmen of the Apocalypse
  Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Emohawk: Polymorph II
  Ace Rimmer: Davey-boy. We were all set to save your bacon. There's no need for you to throw your lov...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Rimmerworld
  Rimmer: Enough of this heresy. At the stroke of dawn take them out and kill them. And when you've ki...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Out of Time
  The Cat: [looks through "Futurescope"] Man, this is tragic. This is the saddest thing I've seen in m...
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Tikka to Ride
  [extended version]::The Cat: rrrrrrrRRRROWWWWR! I feel GREAT! Got all the beauty sleep I needed. Sta...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Stoke Me a Clipper
  Kryten: Either we're under attack... or we're having a disco....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Ouroboros
  [Lister's old girlfriend has turned up from a parallel dimension]::Kryten: [to Lister] We've lost si...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Duct Soup
  Kochanski: How did I end up like this? On a ship where the fourth most popular pastime is going down...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Blue
  Kochanski: Do you think I like living in this big skip with thrusters? And to top it all off, I am f...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Beyond a Joke
  [Kryten has invaded Kochanski's "Pride and Prejudice" VR game with a tank]::Kryten: Perhaps I didn't...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Epideme
  Epideme: [to Kryten] Give that guy an eyebrow! Hey, I'm feeling generous! Give him two!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Nanarchy
  Kochanski: Have you ever heard of something called "tough love"?::Kryten: Does it involve dressing u...
• Season 8
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Back in the Red: Part 1
  Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.::The Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Back in the Red: Part 2
  Kochanski: [after being affected by the sexual magnetism virus] I don't know what got into me.::List...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Back in the Red: Part 3
  Rimmer: Thornton.::MP Thornton: No-one's allowed in there, Rimmer. Beat it.::Rimmer: Angus Thornton....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Cassandra
  Kochanski: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Krytie TV
  Holly: Time is a great healer. Unless you've got a rash, then you're better off with some ointment....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Pete: Part 1
  Lister: Who are you? What's your name?::Birdman: [holding his sparrow] They call me Birdman.::Lister...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Pete: Part 2
  Kochanski: Kryten?::Kryten: Yes, ma'am?::Kochanski: How long in the normal space of things would it ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Only the Good...
  [last lines]::Grim Reaper: Arnold Judas Rimmer, your life is over. Come with me. You will travel to ...
• Season 9
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Back to Earth (Part One)
  Katerina: I bid greeting. My name is Katerina Bartikovsky. In past, I Red Dwarf's science officer. Z...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Back to Earth (Part Two)
  Dave Lister: What are these things?::Kryten: They're Digital Versatile Discs, sir. DVDs for short. T...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Back to Earth (Part Three)
  Kristine Kochanski: Where are you going?::Dave Lister: I have to leave, and get you back.::Kristine ...
• Season 10
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Trojan
  Rimmer: This is a corridor. Erm, windows, of course. We tend to use it very much as a... corridor....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Fathers & Suns
  Whilst Lister writes himself a father's day card the others give Pree,the ship's computer,a glamorou...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Lemons
  Whilst attempting to construct a Swedish flat-pack rejuvenation shower the crew accidentally transpo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Entangled
  This episode had to be written quickly because more expensive episodes were scrapped due to budget c...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Dear Dave
  Lister finds himself in a bizarre love triangle with two talking vending machines - sweet-voiced cof...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Beginning
  'Richard O'Callaghan' (qv)'s character, Hoguey the Roguey, was originally to appear in the Red Dwarf...