Scared Shrekless (2010)

Actors: Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Kristen Schaal (actress), Conrad Vernon (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mark M. Tokunaga (miscellaneous crew), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Aron Warner (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Pinocchio: Eww! I'm too young to have termites!::The Cricket: I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.::Pinocchio: You were the voice in my head this whole time?::The Cricket: That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...::[Pinocchio squashes him]::Shrek: The end.::Pinocchio: That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!::Shrek: Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!::[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]

Shrek: Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.::Princess Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.::Donkey: Oh, man.::Gingerbread Man: [to Donkey] I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.

Pinocchio: [hanging by his string, Shrek closes curtain on him] Hey! I worked hard on this costume!

Donkey: Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?::Princess Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.::Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.::Donkey: I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!::Wolf: Which would scare me.::Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?::Donkey: All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.::Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: Stories to terrify you.::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.::Shrek: I accept.::Donkey: We doubly accept.

Shrek: Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.::Pinocchio: Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!::Wolf: This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.::Pinocchio: Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...::Gingerbread Man: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...

Gingerbread Man: Wait! More sugar.::Muffin Man: But that is not the recipe.::Gingerbread Man: Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.::Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy. No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!::Gingerbread Man: Just put her in the oven.

Puss in Boots: Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!::Donkey: Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?::Puss in Boots: Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!::Donkey: Oh, man.::Puss in Boots: You were paralyzed!::Donkey: [screams]::Puss in Boots: It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.::Waffle: I want revenge!::Puss in Boots: The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?::Donkey: No!::Puss in Boots: And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!::Donkey: No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!::Waffle: [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!::Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again.

Shrek: [Castle Duloc has become run-down; to Donkey] Look! It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: [Shrek pulls the lever on the Information Booth, and the same mechanized marionettes pop out singing, this time looking very deranged] Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place.::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your... face/Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a cre-py... place!::Shrek: [booth takes their picture, captioning it "Get Out"] Ooh! Let's do that again!::Donkey: NO!

Pinocchio: [possessed] When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff!

William Never Married (2010)

Actors: Davie-Blue (actress), Sasha Stuber (actress), Linas Phillips (actor), Christian Palmer (writer), Christian Palmer (writer), Christian Palmer (editor), Christian Palmer (actor), Christian Palmer (director), Matt Smith (actor), John Moroney (actor), Karn Junkinsmith (actress), Steven R. Barron (actor), Eric Helland (actor), Rachel Pate (actress), Gil Ponce (writer),

Genres: Drama,

As Good as Dead (2008)

Actors: Aquiles Montalvo (actor), Matthew Garvin (producer), Matthew Garvin (costume designer), Matthew Garvin (actor), Matthew Garvin (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Garvin (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Garvin (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Garvin (actor), Matthew Garvin (actor), Josh Crouchet (actor), Josh Crouchet (actor), Travis Resor (actor), Travis Resor (actor), Travis Resor (actor), Douglas Raymond (actor),

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Animal Jam (2003)

Actors: John Kennedy (actor), Leslie Carrara (actress), John Lux (miscellaneous crew), Kim Ronstadt (miscellaneous crew), Brittan Brown (miscellaneous crew), Elise Allen (writer), David Gumpel (producer), David Gumpel (director), Caroline Korney (miscellaneous crew), John Derevlany (writer), John Derevlany (producer), Jim Rapsas (producer), Alison Mork (actress), Rickey Boyd (actor), Carol Chiodini (miscellaneous crew),

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