The Perfectionists (2012)

Actors: Tucker Davila Wood (director), Tucker Davila Wood (writer), Tucker Davila Wood (writer), Tucker Davila Wood (editor), Tucker Davila Wood (producer), Jon Ariño (actor), Michael James Dukes (writer), Michael James Dukes (actor), Sergio Guardado (actor), Mónica Ausín (producer), Alvaro Barañano (actor), Jokin García (actor), Eva Urquiza (costume designer), Katy Moeggenberg (miscellaneous crew), Álvaro González (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: "The alchemy of art is a futile experiment. So is life." And with these words, Isaias built himself a boat.

Scoots of Anarchy: They Took My Show (2012)

Actors: Colin McCabe (actor), Matt Dority (writer), Matt Dority (editor), Matt Dority (producer), Matt Dority (director), Matt Dority (actor), Traci Dority (actress), Rob Leader (producer), Rob Leader (writer), Rob Leader (actor), Rob Leader (editor), Rob Leader (director), John Lindstedt (actor), Akshay Shah (editor), Akshay M. Shah (actor),

Genres: Action, Short,

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Actors: Devanny Pinn (actress), Bill Oberst Jr. (actor), Oto Brezina (actor), Xango Henry (actor), Tawny Amber Young (actress), Maz Siam (actor), David Castro (actor), Kenichi Iwabuchi (actor), Kimberly Ables Jindra (actress), Joseph Guzman (producer), Maxie J. Santillan Jr. (actor), Larry Eudene (actor), Rene Arreola (actor), Joseph Guzman (director), Joseph Guzman (writer),

Plot: Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

Keywords: abuse, abused-woman, ass, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, baseball-bat, bdsm, black-panties, blue-panties
Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: This Sister Is One Bad Mother

Quotes:

Sister Sarah: There is no penance for the hellbound.

1% (2008)

Actors: Silas Weir Mitchell (actor), Abraham Benrubi (actor), James Le Gros (actor), Ilia Volok (actor), W. Earl Brown (actor), Donal Logue (actor), Jim Cody Williams (actor), DeeDee Bigelow (actress), Massi Furlan (actor), Bryan Hanna (actor), Lucy Punch (actress), Andy Mackenzie (actor), Fred Fein (miscellaneous crew), Kim Dickens (actress), Gabi Endicott (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,

The Kid with the Broken Halo (1982)

Actors: Rance Howard (actor), Mason Adams (actor), Billy Beck (actor), Kim Fields (actress), June Allyson (actress), Leslie H. Martinson (director), Ray Walston (actor), Corey Feldman (actor), Georg Stanford Brown (actor), Robert Guillaume (actor), Gary Coleman (actor), Don Diamond (actor), John Pleshette (actor), Keith Coogan (actor), Telma Hopkins (actress),

Plot: Andy LeBeau is a fallen angel of sorts. He keeps messing up and causing trouble in angel training. The archangel, Michael, decides to give him one more shot. His mission: Help out the problems of three cases. First, the Desautel family, who are on the edge of breaking up. Then, the McNulty family, who are workaholics. Finally, Dorothea Powell who is a secluded, grumpy old woman. Andy's guide on earth is Blake, who is none too thrilled to work with Andy.

Keywords: african-american, afterlife, angel, angel-on-earth, boy, child's-point-of-view, dysfunctional-family, family-relationships, football, guardian-angel
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,

The Palm Beach Story (1942)

Actors: George Anderson (actor), Sig Arno (actor), Roscoe Ates (actor), Wilson Benge (actor), Monte Blue (actor), Al Bridge (actor), Ralph Brooks (actor), James Conaty (actor), James Conaty (actor), Chester Conklin (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), William Demarest (actor), Robert Dudley (actor), Frank Faylen (actor), Byron Foulger (actor),

Plot: Gerry and Tom Jeffers are finding married life hard. Tom is an inventor/ architect and there is little money for them to live on. They are about to be thrown out of their apartment when Gerry meets rich businessman being shown around as a prospective tenant. He gives Gerry $700 to start life afresh but Tom refuses to believe her story and they quarrel. Gerry decides the marriage is over and heads to Palm Beach for a quick divorce but Tom has plans to stop her.

Keywords: african-american, airplane, airport, ale-and-quail-club, annulment, architect, architectural-model, bar, bartender, bathroom
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

John D. Hackensacker III: Tipping is un-American.

Tom Jeffers: So this fellow gave you the look?::Gerry Jeffers: At his age it was more of a blink.::Tom Jeffers: Seven hundred dollars! And sex didn't even enter into it, I suppose?::Gerry Jeffers: Sex always has something to do with it, dear.

Gerry Jeffers: Isn't it wonderful?::Tom Jeffers: Sensational. But you haven't quite answered my question yet.::Gerry Jeffers: What question, dear?::Tom Jeffers: Why this alleged old man gave you - how much is it?::Gerry Jeffers: Seven hundred dollars.::Tom Jeffers: Seven hundred dollars. Why?::Gerry Jeffers: No reason.::Tom Jeffers: Oh, is that so? He just - seven hundred dollars? Just like that?::Gerry Jeffers: Just like that.::Tom Jeffers: I mean, sex didn't even enter into it.::Tom Jeffers: Oh, but of course it did, darling. I don't think he'd have given it to me if I had hair like excelsior and little short legs like an alligator. Sex always has something to do with it, dear.::Tom Jeffers: I see.::Gerry Jeffers: From the time you're about so big and wondering why your girlfriends' fathers are getting so arch all of a sudden. Nothing wrong - just an overture to the opera that's coming.

Gerry Jeffers: Anyway, men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.

Princess Centimillia: I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.::John D. Hackensacker III: And divorce him the next month.::Princess Centimillia: Nothing is permanent in this world - except for Roosevelt.

Tom Jeffers: Don't you ever talk about anything but Topic A?::Princess Centimillia: Is there anything else?

J. D. Hackensacker III: Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.

Wienie King: I'm the Wienie King! Invented the Texas Wienie! Lay off 'em, you'll live longer.

Wienie King: Cold are the hands of time that creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young. Alone our memories resist this disintegration and grow more lovely with the passing years. Heh! That's hard to say with false teeth!

John D. Hackensacker III: That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.