Superman: Unbound (2013)

Actors: Diedrich Bader (actor), Melissa Disney (actress), Joe Shuster (writer), Andrea Romano (actress), Jerry Siegel (writer), Alan Burnett (producer), Andrea Romano (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Root (actor), Ian James Corlett (actor), Andrea Romano (actress), Frances Conroy (actress), Renee Toporzysek (miscellaneous crew), Geoff Johns (writer), Sam Register (producer), Wade Williams (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation,
Taglines: The machine is coming

Quotes:

Terrorist Leader: What the...?::Lois Lane: Plus there's the other one.::Terrorist Leader: Other one?::Lois Lane: Superman's cousin. Didn't you hear?::Terrorist Leader: No, I didn't hear.::Lois Lane: You really should read my column.

Lois Lane: [to Terrorist Leader] You don't know teenage girls, do you? Rebellious, angry at the world, doesn't know her own strength? You're in deep trouble.

Superman: Nice outfit.::Lois Lane: Thanks. If I knew I was gonna be abducted, I might have skipped the heels.

Superman: Kara, what the hell were you trying to prove out there?::Supergirl: I was stopping bad guys. That's what we do, right?::Superman: Stop them, not scramble them.::Supergirl: Don't lecture me, Kal. I'm still older than you.::Superman: No. You may have left Krypton that way, but you're not anymore. The wormhole got me here faster.::Supergirl: That's not fair.::Superman: Tell it to Einstein.::Supergirl: Who?::Superman: Smart guy. Lived here on Earth. Do your homework.::Supergirl: Why don't you do yours?

Superman: Uh-uh. No phoning home!::[punches hole in robot]

Perry White: What's she looking at?::Steve Lombard: [to Supergirl] Hey, I don't bite.::[Supergirl flies off]::Perry White: I think you scared her off.::Steve Lombard: She'll be back. They always come back.

Perry White: Why does Superman disappear for weeks like this? Maybe there's an angle in it. Does he wanna make sure the human race stays self-sufficient? Are there other worlds he protects?::Jimmy Olsen: You mean, like, he's cheating on us?::Perry White: Let's play with it. "The Aloofness of Superman." Lois, you rung with this.::Lois Lane: Must I?::Perry White: Who else am I gonna give it to? Kent? He's probably cheating on us too.

Alura: [about Superman] Great Rao, he looks just like his father.

Alura: Please tell us more about Kara.::Superman: She's having some trouble adjusting to a new world... but she'll be all right.::Alura: And you? How did you adjust?::Superman: Well, for me it was easier. It's the only world I know. I have family and friends and...::Alura: Someone special.::Superman: Drive me nuts sometimes.::Zor-El: Heh. Nice to know that's the same everywhere.

Superman: This won't hold you forever. It just needs to hold you long enough.::Brainiac: You underestimate me. You'll die and your new world will be mine just like your old world is. You're meaningless compared to me. I am everything. You are nothing but fists.::[Superman punches him]::Superman: When I need to be.

Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2012)

Actors: James Bartholet (actor), Andy San Dimas (actress), Xander Corvus (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), Robert Black (actor), Ryan Driller (actor), Eric Masterson (actor), Will Ryder (actor), Michael Vegas (actor), Capri Anderson (actress), Ryan Driller (actor), Kagney Linn Karter (actress), Lily Labeau (actress), Jenna Presley (actress), Sarah Shevon (actress),

Genres: Adult, Fantasy,

Supergirl XXX (2011)

Actors: Tom Byron (actor), Alanah Rae (actress), Xander Corvus (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Robert Black (actor), Anthony Rosano (actor), Barry Scott (actor), Brandy Aniston (actress), Lizzy Borden (actress), Nina Hartley (actress), Johnny Castle (actor), Sunny Lane (actress), Chastity Lynn (actress), Jenna Presley (actress), Alanah Rae (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Kara's Mom: Oh, we haven't much time, husband.::Kara's Dad: I'll keep it movin'.::Kara: I don't understand.::Kara's Dad: We have to move quickly, the dome won't hold much longer.::Kara: I don't understand. Why is there only room for one in the hatch?::Kara's Mom: Because only *you* are leaving, daughter. Our lives are ending. It's going to be up to you to keep Krypton alive.::Kara's Dad: Kara, look here and pay close attention. Years ago, when the rest of Krypton was destroyed, one child was sent to a distant planet, Earth. His name is Kal-El. He lives amongst the humans and watches over them because they can't protect themselves against the forces of evil. You can find Kal-El here at these coordinates.::Kara: But I can't leave you. How am *I* going to protect the alien race?::Kara's Mom: You must go. It will all become clear to you in time.::Kara's Dad: This is not goodbye. We'll see you again in the hereafter. And Krypton will live on for you and your deeds. God speed, my brave child.::Kara's Mom: Remember Krypton will live in you, and when Kal-El sees your suit, he'll know what it means.

Lois Lane: Come on. You never take a night off. Sometimes I wonder if you give so much to the city that at the end of the day there's just nothing left for me.::Superman: Lois, look at me. This city is only worth protecting because you're in it.

Supergirl: I am Kara Zor-El. I was sent here from Argo City to find you.::Superman: No, that's not possible.::Supergirl: It happened. I don't know how I survived crashing onto this planet, but I did, and here I am, the last Kryptonian in the universe.::Superman: No, I am. I'm the last Kryptonian in the universe.

Lois Lane: What the hell. Hey, kid, didn't you know this town has already got a super hero?

Superman: Look, here's the deal. Earth is a very special planet, especially to us Kryptonians. That's why the elders sent us here. Great temperatures, perfect balance of oxygen levels... the works. And the gravitation's one-tenth of what it was on Krypton. You do feel it, don't you?::Supergirl: Yeah, I feel... weightless, like I could leap over a building.::Lois Lane: In a *single* bound?::Superman: [to Lois] Really?

Superman: Before you learn how to fly, you're gonna have to learn how to blend in. That's the most important part.::Supergirl: Did you say I could fly?::Superman: Yes, pretty cool, huh?::Supergirl: Cool. Okay, so what do the humans do?::Superman: Well, girls at your age probably are ready to start college, right now.::Supergirl: What's that?::Lois Lane: It's where you learn how to hold your liquor and uh... experiment with being a lesbian.::Superman: Lois!

Superman: [after Lois bends a frying pan over Kara's head] What the f...?::Lois Lane: What? We have to make sure it's really her, right?

Barbara Gordon: Hi, I'm Barbara Gordon and you must be Linda, right?::Linda Lee: Uh huh.::Barbara Gordon: Are you nervous about starting school, too?::Linda Lee: Uh huh.::Barbara Gordon: Oh, there's nothing to be worried about. I mean, I don't really know anybody, but I'm really good at making friends. Oh, and it's my first time living away from home. It's gonna be gr-r-reat! I mean, have you seen the dining hall?::Linda Lee: Uh, it's nice to meet you.::Barbara Gordon: Sorry, I'm a chatterbox, sometimes. I should just shut up. [catching a glimpse of the Supergirl costume in her bag] Oh, cute PJ's.::Linda Lee: Oh, thank you. [pushing the costume back into her bag] Uh, thanks.::Barbara Gordon: So, do you have any plans? I'm rushing for Tri-Pi, and it's their first pledge meeting, tonight! Honestly, I'm a little bit skeptical about the usefulness of the Greek organization of twenty-eleven. But, my mom was a Tri-Pi, her sister, you know, it's a whole family thing. Why don't you come join?::Linda Lee: Yeah. Yeah.::Barbara Gordon: Yeah, yeah. Cool beans. Sisters.

Natasha Luthor: [addressing the new pledges] Alright, you fucking cunts, welcome to Hell. This ain't the fucking Girl Scouts. This is the worldwide sisterhood of Pi Pi Pi, a national organization with ties to Wall Street, Madison Avenue, Silicon Valley, and even the fucking White House. And if any of you fuck up this opportunity, you're going to regret it for the rest of your goddamn lives. And if you don't thing you can handle it, the door is right over there, but if you think you have something to contribute to our fine organization, you listen, conform, do as you're told, you should fit right in.

Natasha Luthor: You, I can smell your fuckin' rotten ham wallet from all the way over here. What's your name?::Linda Lee: Linda Lee.::Natasha Luthor: Ohh, that's really cute. Do you like to suck a lot of dick, Linda Lee?

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)

Actors: Alan Burnett (producer), Tara Strong (actress), April Winchell (actress), April Winchell (actress), Edward Asner (actor), Tara Strong (actress), Andrea Romano (actress), Andrea Romano (actress), Jim Ward (actor), Jim Ward (actor), Gregory Alan Williams (actor), Tim Daly (actor), Tim Daly (actor), Bruce W. Timm (producer), Andre Braugher (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The End is Near

Quotes:

Superman: Her name is Kara Zor-El, from Krypton. She's my cousin.::Batman: You're cousin just torched $50,000 worth of custom hardware.::Superman: Send me the bill.::Batman: On a reporter's salary, right.

Superman: [reading Zor-El's message] "This vessel carries my daughter, Kara Zor-El from the now dead planet Krypton. Treat her as you would your own child. She will prove a treasure for your world."::Batman: Treasure. You're sure of the translation?::Superman: It says treasure. Not terror, not trouble. Always the cynic. You can't help yourself, can you?::Batman: You know those tests I was running? Her cellular structure is a shade more dense than yours. She metabolizes sunlight more efficiently. It could be her youth. It could be something else. Bottom line, she might be more powerful than you. It makes me wonder. So does her sudden appearance.

Superman: Krypto's just feeling a little overprotective. Aren't you, boy?::Batman: I don't know. I've always considered him a good judge of character.::Superman: Look, she's been through a lot. Not to mention learning an entire language in less than a week. Why don't you cut her some slack?::Batman: We don't know anything about her. She claims to have no memory of anything prior to splashing down in Gotham Bay.::Superman: I'm not saying there aren't loose ends.::Batman: Having no control over her powers is more than a loose end. She's dangerous.::Superman: Which is why she's in quarantine until she can gain control. She may be the only blood relative I have left. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, at least for the time being. You don't have a problem with that, do you?::Batman: No problem at all. But I can't speak for the dog.

Batman: Does any of this fill in your memory lapses?::Kara: Some. I know that's my Uncle Jor-El and my Aunt Lara.::Batman: Because Superman, Kal-El, told you.::Kara: No. Because I remember. Uncle Jor-El was like my father. They both believed the planet was doomed which is why my father also built a ship. He told me the navigation system was locked onto Earth and that he and my mother would soon follow. I was just about out when I saw them die, right before my eyes. And then there was that light, that awful, blistering light. Then, all I remember is darkness. The rest you told me. How the asteroid carried me across the galaxy until it broke apart and I landed here.::Batman: Do you remember your mother's name?::Kara: You know I don't. Why don't you trust me?::Batman: Kal-El has enemies who would go to great lengths to destroy him.::Kara: You think I would hurt my own cousin?::Batman: Perhaps not intentionally.::Kara: I sensed your presence earlier because I thought I heard your heartbeat. I was wrong. You have no heart.

Kara: Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun. I'm going to love being an Earth girl.::Clark Kent: You've certainly got the shopping part down.

Superman: What's the point of this? Kara could level the entire island.::Wonder Woman: Having power and knowing how to use it aren't the same thing. You of all people should know that.::Superman: She's getting on my nerves.::Wonder Woman: I heard that too.

Batman: [about to fight an army of Doomsday clones] Well? Did you come here to sightsee or fight?

Big Barda: When I said drop in anytime, this isn't quite what I pictured.::Wonder Woman: Hello, Barda.::Big Barda: Diana. You didn't leave, like, an invisible plane in the driveway, right?

Big Barda: Seriously, Diana. When someone brings hope to another person, it's a gift. And growing up in this hellhole...::Granny Goodness: Where you grew up, Barda, is where you will die.::Big Barda: Well, well, the gang's all here.::Gilotina: You should have never come back, Barda. Although, personally, I look forward to watching you die.::Big Barda: I'd tell you to go to hell, Gilotina, but given in the situation, that'd be redundant.

Granny Goodness: Surrender, Amazon.::Wonder Woman: Barda!::Gilotina: Surrender now, or the bitch dies.::Big Barda: No, Diana, let them kill me. Never surrender.::Granny Goodness: Imagine how pleased Darkseid will be. Why settle for some girl who fell to Earth when I can deliver to him the champion of the Amazons.

Reality Round-Up: Superhero Edition (2005)

Actors: Mark Diestler (director), Mark Diestler (writer), Mark Diestler (producer), Mark Diestler (editor), Mark Diestler (actor), Patrick Combs (actor), Patrick Combs (producer), Patrick Combs (writer), Patrick Combs (actor), Jason Boyles (actor), Jason Boyles (actor), Matthew Combs (actor), Matthew Combs (actor), Brandon Last (actor), Brandon Last (actor),

Plot: A reality tv producer strikes it big when he discovers why people love watching reality tv - it makes them feel better about themselves - watching people who are more pathetic then they are. After a few flops using superheroes as the stars of his show, he finally makes it big with "The Everyday Life... of Super Heroes."

Keywords: hero, superhero, tv
Genres: Short,
Taglines: What happens when superheroes become the stars of reality tv.

Relativity (2002)

Actors: Cristian Solimeno (actor), Virginia Heath (director), Virginia Heath (writer), Grant Keir (producer), Grant Keir (writer), Peter Day (producer), Sara Carver (actress), Stella Heath Keir (actor), Jade Gould (actress),

Plot: Everything is relative - especially the truth! Impulsive seven-year-old Cielle bursts in on her Mother, Marcia, as she is having sex with new boyfriend, Frank. One funny, shocking incident, which we see from their three different points of view. But which, if any, is the truth? A dark, comic, quirky take on modern family life which also explores the relative nature of truth.

Genres: Short,

Century Hotel (2001)

Actors: Tom McCamus (actor), Colm Feore (actor), Russell Yuen (actor), Julian Richings (actor), David Steinberg (miscellaneous crew), Eugene Lipinski (actor), Aron Tager (actor), David Hewlett (actor), Noam Jenkins (actor), Joanna Syrokomla (costume designer), Lindy Booth (actress), Lindy Booth (actress), Michelle Nolden (actress), Jeremy Ratchford (actor), Ron Sures (composer),

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance,

Quotes:

Michael: You know how tongues can wag in a small town.

Danny: It's alcohol, Michael... use your nose.

Supergirl (1973)

Actors: Liza Lorena (actress), Ike Lozada (actor), Cloyd Robinson (actor), Barbara Perez (actress), Nick Romano (actor), Odette Khan (actress), Walter Navarro (actor), Max Rojo (actor), Mildred Ortega (actress), Pinky Montilla (actress), Pinky Montilla (actress), Tanay Boys (actor), Howard Petersen (director), Enrico Villa (actor), Djhoanna Garcia (actress),

Genres: Action, Fantasy,