Love Disease (2000)

Actors: Luba Goy (actress), Jason DeParis (producer), Jason DeParis (editor), Jason DeParis (writer), Jason DeParis (director), Don Ferguson (actor), Glen McDonald (actor), PJ Lazic (actor), Ron MacLean (actor), Laura Buckles (actress), Lara Kelly (actress), Justin A. Billingsley (producer), Justin A. Billingsley (writer), Phoenix Gonzales (actress), Michie Mee (actress),

Plot: In classic comedic style four film students attempt to create a film that will prove whether love exists or not. The entire film is based on a bet between two of the filmmakers, Jeremy and Brian. Jeremy is out to prove that love is a sham, and if he wins his friend Brian must break-up with his beautiful girlfriend Grace. While Brian is out to prove that love is alive and well, and if he wins Jeremy must find himself a girlfriend. With their two buddies Carlo and Ian in tow, the boys set-out to prove that in love, nothing is for sure.

Keywords: bare-breasts, blow-job-instruction, caught-having-sex, fake-documentary, fart-joke, female-nudity, flatulence, male-nudity, masturbation, nose-job
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: When it comes to love, sometimes you have to read between the lines. Jeremy's trying to prove that love doesn't exist. He may succeed... unless he falls into it first. Sweaty Palms? Heart Palpitations? Difficulty Sleeping? It Already May Be Too Late

Quotes:

Jeremy: Love. Love for God. For fellow man. For fine food. It's all the same. Just another four letter word.

Jeremy: Love is a funny thing. One minute we run from it denying it's very existence. The next we coddle it like a newborn child. No matter when, why or how...love will find you.

Ian: It's Ian from music class. I play tenor sax.::Amber: Oh Ian I'm so sorry. How's it going?::Ian: I feel a little bloated but otherwise I'm okay.

Jo: You know breaking and entering is a criminal offence.::Jeremy: Details...details.

Jo: Love isn't some treasure that needs finding, it's something that just happens. To anyone, at any given moment. To even the most skeptical minds. It's a magical feeling to be in love, that's why it hurts so much to fall out of it. The spell wears off. But the hurt, the agony, the betrayal we find in lost love, is outweighed ten fold by the delight we discover within it.

Jo: Love isn't some treasure that needs finding, it's something that just happens. To anyone, at any given moment. To even the most skeptical minds. It's a magical feeling to be in love, that's why it hurts so much to fall out of it. The spell wears off.

Carlo: Jer can you take this chick's face off the screen she's giving me the creeps.

Carlo: It's like a dream come true!::Jade: Shut up!::Carlo: Just do me!

Jade: Do whatever you want to me. I'm yours to discover.::Carlo: It's like a dream come true!::Jade: Shut-up.::Carlo: Oh just do me!

Ian: Hit me with some words of encouragement.::Jeremy: Okay, go cut yourself a big piece of poontang pie.

Frame-Up II: The Cover-Up (1994)

Actors: Paul Leder (writer), Paul Leder (producer), Wings Hauser (actor), Paul Leder (editor), Paul Leder (director), Greg Mullavey (actor), John Saxon (actor), Frances Fisher (actress), Lee Arenberg (actor), Cole Hauser (actor), Bob Summers (composer), Patti D'Arbanville (actress), Peter Kwong (actor), Jennifer Rhodes (actress), Gary Werntz (actor),

Genres: Action,