Hatuna Meuheret (2001)

Actors: Leonid Kanevskiy (actor), Marek Rozenbaum (producer), Yael Perlov (editor), Ronit Elkabetz (actress), Moni Moshonov (actor), Lior Ashkenazi (actor), Iosif Bardanashvili (composer), Michael Moshonov (actor), Rosina Kambus (actress), Edgard Tenenbaum (producer), Sophie Onteniente (miscellaneous crew), Dover Koshashvili (director), Dover Koshashvili (writer), Reuven Dayan (actor), Sascha Franklin (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Zaza is a 31-year old Israeli bachelor, handsome and intelligent, and his family wants to see him married. But tradition dictates that Zaza has to choose a young virgin. She must be beautiful and from a good family, preferably rich. Zaza's parents, Yasha and Lily drag Zaza to meet potential brides and their families. Zaza has no choice. He plays along with his family, advocates of the suffocating traditions of their Georgian Jewish heritage. But Zaza always manages to somehow get out of being engaged. What his parents don't know is that Zaza is already in love. Judith is sensuous, strong and intriguing. She's also a divorcée with a 6-year-old daughter. So Zaza has kept Judith a secret from his family. He will have to choose between respect of the strict confines of family and tradition, or the love of his life.

Keywords: 31-year-old, 34-year-old, alarm-clock, apartment, apartment-building, arranged-marriage, bachelor, backpack, bare-breasts, bathing
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Sometimes, love doesn't conquer all.

Quotes:

Zaza: If that monster [who suddenly came out of the sea and said, "I am God"] was able to convince my mother that love exists, I'd believe in him.

Magouly: Dear God, how could you create so many fools?

Artemin Goldberg: Custom Tailor of Brassieres (2000)

Actors: William Stone Mahoney (actor), Merwin Goldsmith (actor), Frank Franconeri (actor), Katherine O'Sullivan (actress), Claudia Choi (actress), Robert Lehrer (actor), Alexander Olch (writer), Alexander Olch (director), Tom Morrissey (actor), Alexander Olch (editor), Rose Courtney (actress), Jeanine Giovanni (actress), Richard P. Rogers (producer), Deborah Unger (actress), Theresa Lee (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Yvon of the Yukon (2000)

Actors: Ian James Corlett (writer), Terry Klassen (writer), Kirby Morrow (actor), Charlie Woebcken (producer), Babs Chula (actress), Paul Greenberg (writer), Ian James Corlett (actor), Hal Beckett (composer), John May (writer), Vito Viscomi (writer), Glen Gould (actor), Suzanne Bolch (writer), Dennis Heaton (writer), Jane Mortifee (actress), Kenn Scott (writer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy,

The Printing (1990)

Actors: Tim Rogers (writer), Tim Rogers (director), David Burke (actor), Dwight Gustafson (composer), Mary Anderson (miscellaneous crew), Dwight Gustafson (actor), Laura Stevenson (editor), John Magnuson (actor), Bob Jones Jr. (actor), Edward Panosian (actor), Robert Pratt (actor), Lonnie Polson (actor), Alice Cromley (actress), Ron Pyle (actor), Dewitt Jones (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Brenda Starr (1989)

Actors: Kathleen Wilhoite (actress), Brooke Shields (actress), Diana Scarwid (actress), Henry Gibson (actor), Solomon J. LeFlore (producer), Johnny Mandel (composer), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Eddie Albert (actor), Timothy Dalton (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Tom Aldredge (actor), Ed Nelson (actor), Antoni Corone (actor), Brad Stephens (miscellaneous crew), Nestor Serrano (actor),

Plot: Mike is a struggling artist who draws the 'Brenda Starr' strip for the papers. When Brenda comes to life in the strip and sees how unappreciated she is by Mike, she leaves the strip. To get her back, and keep his job, Mike draws himself into the strip. In her world, Brenda Starr is the Ace Reporter for the New York Flash. She is talented, fearless, smart and a very snappy dresser. The only competition she has is from the rival paper's top reporter Libby Lipscomb. Brenda heads to the Amazon jungle to find a scientist with a secret formula which will create cheap and powerful gas from ordinary water.

Keywords: amazon-river, animated-sequence, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-strip, cartoonist, character-name-in-title, crocodile, eyepatch, falling-in-love, farce
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Brenda Starr: [after Mike continually insults Brenda as a cartoon, she comes to life] I've had it! Who the heck do you think you are? For four months I've put up with your insults. Night after night! And I've had it up to here!::[Mike gasps in disbelief]::Brenda Starr: So bug off, buster!

Brenda Starr: I'm having a terrible problem with some of those purses you're having me wear. They're just too small! I have to use teeny-weeny notebooks so they'll fit. Half the time I have the memorize what people say. I want my stories accurate!::Mike Randall: Brenda, I just draw you. I didn't create you, a woman did.::Brenda Starr: Well, tell her I don't mind the wardrobe. Of course, logically I couldn't afford it on what I earn. But I understand the public expects me to look chic, and I wouldn't want to let them down!

Brenda Starr: [on the telephone in her hotel] Front desk? Hello! Could you remove two bodies from the third floor hall? Thank you!

Cub Reporter Pesky Miller: You're just sore because Brenda got the O'Shea story while you were sitting on your claws!::Libby 'Lips' Lipscomb: Haha! Little man, I don't care about the O'Shea story. "Small potatoes." I'm working on something so big it'll really clean your clock, Starr! Put you right out of the newspaper game! All you poor saps. So, tata!

Gulag (1985)

Actors: George Pravda (actor), Elmer Bernstein (composer), Nigel Bennett (actor), Bjørn Sundquist (actor), Shane Rimmer (actor), Roger Young (director), David Suchet (actor), Eugene Lipinski (actor), John Benfield (actor), Bruce Boa (actor), Warren Clarke (actor), Malcolm McDowell (actor), David Keith (actor), Jean Bourne (miscellaneous crew), John Jympson (editor),

Plot: Mickey Almon is a sports star turned reporter covering the athletics in Moscow. Framed by the KGB and forced to confess that he was spying for America, he is sentenced to detention in a Gulag, a barbaric prison camp in the wilds of Siberia. Unable to prove his innocence, Mickey must either put up with the inhuman conditions or engineer an escape.

Keywords: escape, prison, spy
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: They gambled their lives to escape a frozen hell [Australia Theatrical]

Quotes:

Bukovsky: So, are you ready to sign the papers today?::Mickey Almon: If you blow me.

Diczek: [Discussing the impossibility of escape with Mickey] For a break to succeed, you'd have to *start* it a thousand kilometers away from here. And then you'd have to cross ice in winter, or tundra and swamps in the summer. Not to mention the problem of food.::The Englishman: Well, that's no problem. Just take along a sandwich. You know what a sandwich is, don't you, old boy?::Diczek: Let's just play cards...::The Englishman: [to Diczek] No, wait a minute, wait a minute! Look, we got a new boy here, and it's time he knew the facts. [to Mickey] A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third, weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last maybe one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him.

Obrazki z zycia (1976)

Actors: Zofia Czerwinska (actress), Bozena Dykiel (actress), Zbigniew Zapasiewicz (actor), Franciszek Trzeciak (actor), Józef Pieracki (actor), Zygmunt Zintel (actor), Henryk Bak (actor), Andrzej Seweryn (actor), Waclaw Kowalski (actor), Wojciech Pszoniak (actor), Bogdan Baer (actor), Zdzislaw Maklakiewicz (actor), Juliusz Lubicz-Lisowski (actor), Agnieszka Holland (director), Grazyna Szapolowska (actress),

Plot: Seven different stories tells us about interesting life of people in Poland. First tells us about romance, second about young actress, third about girl who escape from home with music band, fourth about divorce, five about quarrel of two girls about the man, sixth about stolen soups, seventh about false writer.

Keywords: court, title-directed-by-female
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Und der Regen verwischt jede Spur (1972)

Actors: Jutta Hering (editor), Wolfgang Reichmann (actor), Alfred Vohrer (director), Ruth-Maria Kubitschek (actress), Herta Worell (actress), Alexander Allerson (actor), Irms Pauli (costume designer), Alexander Pushkin (writer), Alf Marholm (actor), Konrad Georg (actor), Luggi Waldleitner (producer), Eva Ebner (actress), Henry Vahl (actor), Erich Ferstl (composer), Eva Christian (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Kazdy tyzden sedem dní (1964)

Actors: Michal Docolomanský (actor), Bedrich Voderka (editor), Frantisek Velecký (actor), Pavol Mikulík (actor), Vera Kresadlová (actress), Ilja Zeljenka (composer), Eduard Grecner (director), Ivan Stadtrucker (writer), Mária Rudavská (costume designer), Anton Ocelka (actor), Lydia Blechová (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Call Me Bwana (1963)

Actors: Maurice Binder (miscellaneous crew), Anita Ekberg (actress), Gordon Douglas (director), Peter R. Hunt (editor), Lionel Jeffries (actor), Robert Nichols (actor), Harry Saltzman (producer), Edie Adams (actress), Miles Malleson (actor), Albert R. Broccoli (producer), Percy Herbert (actor), Paul Carpenter (actor), Bob Hope (actor), Nosher Powell (actor), Kay Rawlings (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A returning moon capsule with vital information goes off course and lands in Africa where the little-known Ekele tribesmen find it. Washington orders the great African Authority Matthew Merriwether (Bob Hope), an utter fraud and authority only on feminine pulchritude, to go find it. A foreign power sends Secret Agent Luba (Anita Ekberg) to go after Matthew and stop at nothing - absolutely nothing - to get it from him. Dr. Ezra Mungo (Lionel Jeffries) is peeved that Luba superseded him, and is sent along posing as her father but has plans of his own. All meet and form a safari but there is time out for a golf match between Merriwether and Arnold Palmer (Himself). After reaching their destination, with Merriwether madly in love with Luba, they find that the Ekeles believe the capsule is a holy talisman and won't give it up.

Keywords: 1960s, absurd, absurd-humor, acid, africa, african, african-chief, african-dance, african-safari, african-tribe
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Hope invades Darkest Africa with the barest of essentials...food...water...and Anita Ekberg! Hope was never lovelier... Elberg was never funnier!

Quotes:

Luba: Matt, I meant what I said last night.::Matthew Merriwether: [Being carried off by cannibals] Oh, swell... You can shed a few tears on my gravy.

Luba: [Trapped in space capsule] Matt, I can't breathe!::Matthew Merriwether: If *you* can't breathe, we're really in trouble.

Luba: [re cannibal tribe] Matt, the space capsule. They're worshipping it.::Matthew Merriwether: Maybe they found out what it cost.

Matthew Merriwether: The only wild animal I want to see is the cigarette girl at the Stork Club.

Luba: After these few days in the jungle with you, my resistance has collapsed.::Matthew Merriwether: Everything else seems to be holding up.

Matthew Merriwether: [to Luba's father] Hi, dad, You should get the Nobel Prize for architecture.

Col. Spencer: Mr. Merriwether. What do I tell the President?::Matthew Merriwether: Tell him I voted for Nixon.