Divine, Daiquiri Filmography

• Black Girl Gloryholes 10 (2012)
• Azz and Mo Ass 13 (2011)
• Fresh to Tha Game 3 (2010)

• Blue Moon (2003)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Romance Is Dead - Daiquiri
• Office - Daiquiri
• She's A Stayer - Daiquiri
• Snowman - Daiquiri
• We Are In Brandon Walsh - Daiquiri
• Rejected By Science - Daiquiri
• MY IDEA OF FUN - Daiquiri
• Letter Opener - Daiquiri
• Night Ruiner - Daiquiri
• Life Ruiner - Daiquiri
• Falling Down Hurts - Daiquiri
• Everything's Ruined - Daiquiri
• Spader vs. Everyone Except Downey Jr. - Daiquiri
• Get Your Freak On - Daiquiri
• A Little Glass - Daiquiri
• Heavens on Fire - Daiquiri
• Babies Making Babies - Daiquiri
• Lesser Of The Two Sisters - Daiquiri
• Milkshake - Daiquiri

Made the mistake once won't make it again
A hiding place for special friends
Everytime's the last time or closer to it
It's always growing but you can make it fit
No one will see
This is the new pornography
It's free
This won't last forever
It won't last much longer at all
It's done, oh well
It's the best night of your life
Won't erase it
I misplaced it
Has it been found?
Was it rewound?
So sick and full of shame
Serial something does it have a name?
Was a nice guy, what happened to that, now a total jerk
And I can't go back
Did good for two minutes there, it will pass by fast

Push it if you want to see what happens
Push it and it's gonna start to happen it's
Funny, and then you get kicked out
You are the best paid mommy from the wrist
There is a plastic tube with liquid drips
Let's puncture it
Dressy, when you're gettin confirmed you're dressy
and the priest will be acting blessy
That's how he's supposed to be
You are the best paid mommy from the wrist
There is a plastic tube with liquid drips
Lets puncture it
Peel back, do you want to see what's underneath?
Broken and grinding down the adult teeth
You are teh best paid mommy from the wrist
There is a plastic tube with liquid drips
Let's puncture it
You could just push it and you could just cut it

You can't say it
You wanna be polite
Another write off
You're staying in tonight
You can't say it
You're staring at the door
Get out now you could stay
Or go somewhere anywhere
Nowhere else
She's not going anywhere
She's got time to spare
She's got tie to spend
This visit never ends
You can't say it
By now the door is locked
She may be cute but
You're running out of talk
You never touched her
She's cancelled all your plans
She's cut but
The stayers got a man
Somewhere anywhere
Nowhere else
She's not going anywhere
She's got time to spare
She's got time to spend
This visit never ends
Somewhere anywhere
Nowhere else
She's a stayer time manipulater
Your time waster
Your seat chaser
Time manipulator
Door bells rings just ignore
It it might be her
Half hour later it's still ringing

It's gonna SNOW MAN
I'm talking BLOW MAN
My nose a blizzard on the inside
It all belongs to me
My God it's just like 1980s
I don't need sobriety
It's all uncut COACH
I've got the COKE COACH
My nose a blizzard on the inside
It all belongs to me
White lines and all the disco
VICE, ICE
I don't need sobriety
I've got the coke coach
Let's build a snow fort
It's in my nose throat

(lots of screaming jibberish)
We...are...in...Brandon...Walsh

Cut, why won't you cut me?
Don't I even deserve an autopsy?
I donated my body
Science rejected it
Just keep it, your body is no good here
Just keep it, we don't want it
I always dreamed of having myself disected
Donated my body but it was rejected
Medical students, no nurses inspected
It was not good enough, it was rejected
It's my final offer and it got shot down

My teeth are breakin I can't afford to fix them
The nerves are stinging and it looks bad then
They bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sink
Exactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rink
My teeth are sharp but unlike a shark
I sit on my couch and do nothing in the dark
Shark's don't use floss with flippers too short
Piranah's breed, please abort
If there's a question there is an answer
I don't know what it is when I see her, Alaska
Trevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them like
This I turned them down flat
Singin some bullshit about a cheerleader what do I care bout that?
A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spare
Spread your tiny wings and fly away, dental care
All this talk of underwater life it makes me think
About what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sink
I have never considered myself no Jaques Cousteau
Gums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go?
Who's gonna hold my hand when I piss?
Who's gonna put their hand in the stream?
Who's gonna sweep up all the teeth?
Dentist said my mouth was clean
That was a real nice compliment
As I gave him my last cent
He don't know why they be breakin
Glass of calcium I'm takin
Teeth are breakin out
Teeth fallin out on the floor I'm fukin spent

Get a letter, can you open it?
Without tearing what's inside of it?
Good news: Checks
Bad news: Bills
Cutting through paper
I know scissors make it tough
I can show you other stuff
There are ways of cutting through
You didn't know but now you do
Good news: check
Bad news: Bills

There it is, there he is, now I have to go
Turn around disappear really have to go
Make a line to the door tapping on my arm
Turn around blank faced
Everything is wrong
Maybe if I'd asked, I would blame myself
But I didn't ask, go bother someone else
Give you an inch, you take all night
Night ruiner, parasite
Venus fly traps they catch prey the same as you
They show more compassion than you ever do
Holding on tight squeezing tight never loosen grip
Jaws that close jaws that work with or without lips
I spend too much time trying to pretend
Best to not engage, your wrath it knows no end
Scarier that STDs and easier to catch
Wrong place wrong time
All you need to contract trapped
Eye contact leaves you terrified
Living in terror

You comb your hair you try to think of something interesting to say
The good news is to you attention is something they will pay
If you have nothing to lose then chances are you will be ok
Either way you lose I said that you have lost either way
I'm worthless and weak like that kid from the Twisted Sister vid
I put up an auction and I hope and pray for minimum bid
Trying never helps
They are everywhere, venom so lethal that you never stood a chance
They are everywhere... you should have stayed at home
Hide under the sheets, locking the doors, you're still there
Will you sew these eyes shut for me, don't want to see at all
It was easy all it took was just a maybe to take you down
What took years to build, amass, and put together is all gone now
Better men than you have fallen victim there's no way to fight it
Going blind would help or wearing blinders I have learned to like it
I can wear her clothes and pretend to be her and what would that do?
Nothing much I guess it has no point yo man this shit ain't cool
Wishing ever helps
You're no centaur, no minataur
He'd be powerless, sharpen that horn
What of pagasus? Saddled by lorne greene
The bonznza scene
You are so doomed
Your life is ruined
Will you sew these eyes shit for me?

I'm just lying down
I don't mean no harm
Sorry if I am snoring
Ozzie drank too much
Alice drank too much
_____________
Are you feeling better now?
I'm feeling better now
Trying to take a step
But I am falling down
Look at Riley go
She can't really play
Play for Daiquiri
She says that she's great
She's not in the bed
Nuh, no, no, nuh-uh
Are you feeling better now?
I'm feeling better now
Trying to take a step
But I am falling down
Skip keeping steady
Using one foot at a time
I could use some help
Please give me a hand
Would you, won't you please?
Are you feeling better now?
I'm feeling better now
Trying to take a step
But I am falling down
Just not looking out
It's my own fault
______
Trying to take a bath
Bubbles to wash it off
Fall in and sleep in it
_________
I was getting bored
I was getting bored

Things worked out better
Than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves
A bouncing little baby
A shiny copper penny
And he spent himself
Would not listen to us
But when he lost his appetite
He lost his weight in friends
Baby became a fat nickel so fast
Then came puberty, exponentially
Soon our boy became a million
People loved him so
And helped him to grow
Everyone knew the
Thing that was best
Of course, he must invest
A penny won't do, no (x4)
And he made us proud
He made us rich
And how were we to know
He's counterfeit

Spader can sing about walking the night,
But how sincere was he?
When face to face with Kim Richards
How sincere would you be?
You'd say what you had to say, anything you had to say
This is Kim Richards circa 1985
Going to Woolworths to look at wedding rings
Dressing up in front of a mirror, trying it on in front of a mirror
Do your hair in front of a mirror
Spader knew what he wanted, knew how to get it
Singing that song and he didn't regret it
Must have been hard Downey Jr. looked on
He knew what he had to do
Downey Jr. would have too...
Did you mean all the things that you said back there?
And Jimmy Carrol looked on as Downey Jr. sang song
Right into Kim Richard's face,

Missy be puttin it down, I'm the hottest round
I told y'all mother(*skurt*), y'all can't stop me now
Listen to me now, I'm lastin twenty rounds
And if you want me (NIGGA) then come on get me now (YES)
Is you with me now (YES) then biggie biggie bounce (YES)
I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style
(HOLLA!!) People sing around (YES)
Now people gather round, now people jump around
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
Go, get your freak on (*repeat 6X*)
Go, getcha getcha getcha getcha getcha freak on
WHO'S THAT BIIIIITCH? People you don't know?
Me and Timbaland been hot since twenty years ago
What da dilly yo, now what da drilly yo
If you wanna battle me then (NIGGA) lemme know
(HOLLA!!) Got to feel it son
Lemme throw you some.. {*Indian voice*}
People here I come, now sweat me when I'm done
We got the radio shook like we got a gun
[Chorus]
QUIET!!!!!!! Sssshhhhhh, hush yo' mouth
Silence when I, spit it out
{*hach-PTOO*}.. in yo' face
Open your mouth, give you a taste
(HOLLA!!) Ain't no stoppin me
Copywritten so, don't copy me
Y'all do it, sloppily
And y'all can't come, close to me (YES)
I know you feel me now (YES) I know you hear me loud (YES)
I scream it loud and proud (YES) Missy gon' blow it down (YES)
People gon' play me now (YES) in and outta town (YES)
Cause I'm the best around (YES) with this crazy style

"What am I going to do this month?"
There's a little glass on the side of the road
A little glass on the side of the road
A little glass on the side of the road

I look at you and my blood boils hot, I feel my temperature rise
I want it all, give me what you got, there's hunger in your eyes
I'm getting closer, baby hear me breathe
You know the way to give me what I need
Just let me love you and you'll never leave
Chorus:
Feel my heat takin' you higher, burn with me, Heaven's on fire
Paint the sky with desire, angel fly, Heaven's on fire
I got a fever ragin' in my heart, you make me shiver and shake
Baby don't stop, take it to the top, eat it like a piece of cake
You're comin' closer, I can hear you breathe
You drive me crazy when you start to tease
You could bring the devil to his knees
Chorus
Oho Heaven's on fire, oho Heaven's on fire, oho
I'm getting closer, baby hear me breathe
You know the way to give me what I need
Just let me love you and you'll never leave

More water in the air than air
And little bags of jelly there
An angel falling off a cloud
A birth that god would not allow
There's a little bag on the ground
With a vein on the side
Wet enough to survive
It's alive that's inside
Make a hole drain it dry
It's the son it's the one
There's a light from the sky
A fluid fills a million eyes
The goop is dripping from the sky
Placenta at you feet

There are two things, both appealing
One is better than the other
One's an 8 and one's a 10
But still I want the 10 or 8
How do you choose?
Let's be honest
How do you choose?
10 is better
I know it seems shallow
But I can sing so low
So low
Is it tough to make decisions?
Maybe but not in this case (no)
__________
But time of day is not an ____
Adding it up
Make the call
Adding it up
No choice at all
I know it seems shallow
But I can sing so low
I can sing so low
I can sing so low
I can sing so
I can sing so
I can sing so low
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
What do I do?
What do I do?
I'd rather live with two misters
Than live with the lesser of the two sisters
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
What do I do?
What do I do?
I'd rather live with two misters
Than live with the lesser of the two sisters
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
Don't tell mom, oo
Don't tell mom, oo
So 'em what you got, boy
Show 'em what I taught
So 'em what you got, boy
Show 'em what I taught
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
What do I do?
What do I do?
I'd rather live with two misters
Than live with the lesser of the two sisters
Daddy!
Mommy!

[Repeat x2]
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge
I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way i wind,
i think its time
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
warm it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge
i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,