H.O.A. Havoc (2013)

Actors: Daniel Baldwin (actor), Andy Bowles (actor), Rick Frederick (actor), Jerry Nelson (actor), Tim O'Neal (actor), Mike Roberts (actor), Jason Ucab (actor), Danny Weiner (actor), Kristen Wojciechowski (actor), Patrice Broderick (actress), Mayra Leal (actress), Judy McMillan (actress), Misty Miller (actress), Angelita Aronce Sorensen (actress), Marc Abrams (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Mr. B's Lost Shorts (2001)

Actors: Trace Beaulieu (actor), Joel Hodgson (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Michael J. Nelson (actor), Joel Hodgson (producer), Jim Mallon (producer), Trace Beaulieu (writer), Paul Chaplin (writer), Frank Conniff (writer), Colleen Henjum (writer), Joel Hodgson (writer), Bridget Jones (writer), Jim Mallon (writer), Kevin Murphy (writer), Michael J. Nelson (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Joel Robinson: Let me out! Attica! Attica!

Assignment: Venezuela and Other Shorts (2000)

Actors: Trace Beaulieu (actor), Bill Corbett (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Michael J. Nelson (actor), Jim Mallon (producer), Kevin Murphy (producer), Paul Chaplin (writer), Bill Corbett (writer), Bridget Jones (writer), Kevin Murphy (writer), Michael J. Nelson (writer), Mary Jo Pehl (writer), Kevin Murphy (director), Bradley J. Keely (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Mike Nelson: I want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!

['Spring Fever'; the man bends over to place his ball on a tee]::Crow: Rip. Tear. Expose. Horrify friends.

Mike Nelson: I had gotten mixed up with some bad-ass drug cartels and I found I was sitting on a kilo of coke.::Tom Servo: They asked me to give up the pinky from my left hand.

2nd Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review (1998)

Actors: Bill Corbett (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Michael J. Nelson (actor), Jim Mallon (producer), Kevin Murphy (producer), Paul Chaplin (writer), Bill Corbett (writer), Joel Hodgson (writer), Bridget Jones (writer), Kevin Murphy (writer), Michael J. Nelson (writer), Mary Jo Pehl (writer), Michael J. Nelson (director), Bradley J. Keely (editor), Tim Johnson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Mike Nelson: In ten weeks the baby Carreys pop out and start talking out of their tiny butts.

1st Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review (1997)

Actors: Luc Besson (actor), George Clooney (actor), Bill Corbett (actor), Bill Corbett (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Michael J. Nelson (actor), Pete Postlethwaite (actor), Joel Schumacher (actor), Steven Spielberg (actor), Bruce Willis (actor), Julianne Moore (actress), Mary Jo Pehl (actress), Alicia Silverstone (actress), Jim Mallon (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Pearl Forrester: ...And the two before that he was played by Beetlegeuse.

MST3K Little Gold Statue Preview Special (1995)

Actors: Trace Beaulieu (actor), Tony Fucile (actor), Elton John (actor), Jim Mallon (actor), Kevin Murphy (actor), Michael J. Nelson (actor), Robert Redford (actor), Quentin Tarantino (actor), John Travolta (actor), Robert Zemeckis (actor), Jim Mallon (producer), Kevin Murphy (producer), Trace Beaulieu (writer), Paul Chaplin (writer), Joel Hodgson (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Actors: Joseph L. Altruda (actor), Philip Anagnos (actor), Michael J. Anderson (actor), Dana Ashbrook (actor), Joe Berman (actor), David Bowie (actor), David Brisbin (actor), Gary Bullock (actor), Eric DaRe (actor), G. Kenneth Davidson (actor), Don S. Davis (actor), C.H. Evans (actor), Miguel Ferrer (actor), Warren Frost (actor), Rick Aiello (actor),

Plot: Essentially a prequel to David Lynch and Mark Frost's earlier TV series "Twin Peaks". The first half-hour or so concerns the investigation by FBI Agent Chet Desmond (Chris Isaak) and his partner Sam Stanley (Kiefer Sutherland) into the murder of night-shift waitress Teresa Banks in the small Washington state town of Deer Meadow. When Desmond finds a mysterious clue to the murder, he inexplicably disappears. The film then cuts to one year later in the nearby town of Twin Peaks and follows the events during the last week in the life of Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) a troubled teenage girl with two boyfriends; the hot-tempered rebel Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook) and quiet biker James Hurley (James Marshall), her drug addiction, and her relationship with her difficult (and possible schizophrenic) father Leland (Ray Wise), a story in which her violent murder was later to motivate much of the TV series. Contains a considerable amount of sex, drugs, violence, very loud music and inexplicable imagery.

Keywords: 1980s, abandoned-train, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, agoraphobia, angel, avant-garde, bare-breasts, based-on-cult-tv-series, based-on-tv-series, bed
Genres: Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Meet Laura Palmer... In a town where nothing is as it seems... And everyone has something to hide. In a town like Twin Peaks, no one is innocent. These are the last seven days of Laura Palmer

Quotes:

Laura: I don't know when I can come back. Maybe never.::Harold: Laura! Laura!

Laura: Hey, Jacques.::Jacques Renault: I'm not Jacques. I am the Great Went.::Laura: I am the Muffin.

Man from Another Place: Do you know who I am? I am the arm, and I sound like this...::[makes whooping sounds]

Laura: My secret diary... there are pages missing.::Harold Smith: Who would do that?::Laura: Bob.::Harold Smith: But, Bob is not real.::Laura: There are pages torn out! That is real, Harold!::Harold Smith: Okay, okay, maybe...::Laura: Bob is real! He's been having me since I was 12. And, the diary was hidden too well. There is no other person who could have known where it was. He comes in through my window at night. He's real. He's getting to know me now. He speaks to me.::Harold Smith: What does Bob say?::Laura: He says he wants to be me, or he'll kill me.

Donna: [to Laura] If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.

Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream!

Stanley: That really was something with the dancing girl, wasn't it? What exactly did all that mean?::Desmond: I'll explain it to you. Remember Lil's wearin' a sour face.::Stanley: What do you mean?::Desmond: Her face had a sour look on it.

Stanley: You know, Agent Desmond, I figure this whole office, furniture included, is worth $27,000.

Stanley: Nine's really late. We're really early.

Jeffries: Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.::Cooper: [bewildered] Gordon?::Gordon: I KNOW, COOP!::Jeffries: Who do you think this is there?::Albert: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin, hey, Phil?::Gordon: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER! FOR GOD'S SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS!::Jeffries: The stories that I wanna tell you about...

Sins of Rachel (1972)

Actors: Bruce Campbell (actor), Chase Cordell (actor), Derek Cordier (actor), Robert Davido (actor), Jerry Emerson (actor), Dick Fontaine (actor), Bruce Globig (actor), Jon Hayes (actor), Jack Hinrichs (actor), Kirk Honeycutt (actor), Berlan Irwin (actor), Terry Lemoine (actor), Stephen Lester (actor), Brett Mariott (actor), Scot Arden (actor),

Genres: Drama, Mystery,

Confession (1955)

Actors: Patrick Allen (actor), John Bentley (actor), Sydney Chaplin (actor), Jefferson Clifford (actor), Edward Dane (actor), Felix Felton (actor), Peter Hammond (actor), Percy Herbert (actor), Richard Huggett (actor), Pat McGrath (actor), Hugh Munro (actor), Robert Raglan (actor), Alan Robinson (actor), Eddie Stafford (actor), John Welsh (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Door Past Which No Law Could Go MOST AMAZING CRIME DRAMA OF THE YEAR! (original print ad - all caps)

This Is the Army (1943)

Actors: Murray Alper (actor), Alan Anderson (actor), Herbert Anderson (actor), Warner Anderson (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Louis Bednarcik (actor), Irving Berlin (actor), Dick Bernie (actor), Carlyle Blackwell Jr. (actor), Jackie Brown (actor), Marion Brown (actor), Angelo Buono (actor), James Burrell (actor), Jimmy Butler (actor), The Allon Trio (actor),

Plot: In WWI dancer Jerry Jones stages an all-soldier show on Broadway, called Yip Yip Yaphank. Wounded in the war, he becomes a producer. In WWII his son Johnny Jones, who was before his father's assistant, gets the order to stage a new all-soldier show, called This is the Army. But in his personal life he has problems, because he refuses to marry his fiancée until the war is over.

Keywords: based-on-stage-musical, basic-training, blackface, famous-song, man-dressed-as-woman, military, minstrel-show, orchestral-music-score, patriotism, show
Genres: Comedy, Musical, War,
Taglines: It's your own army - in the army's own show!

Quotes:

Jerry Jones: Will you marry me tonight?::Ethel: Well, of course.::Jerry Jones: Wonderful. Congratulations, darling, you're a war bride. I've just been drafted.