A drug-ravaged criminal or Nick Clegg...Guess which one I trust
This is Peter Hitchens's Mail on Sunday column
How on earth did I end up on friendly terms with Howard Marks, the drug-smuggler and pro-cannabis propagandist who died last week? Yet I did.
You might think we would loathe each other. He stood for almost everything I am against. But not quite. He was a fierce and instinctive defender of free speech, a rare and precious quality.
I learned this one long-ago evening in Blackpool, when a squawking rabble of ignorant, intolerant students succeeded in having me driven off the stage at a debate.
As a snivelling official of the National Union of Students switched off my microphone and ordered me from the room, Howard got up, put his arm around my shoulder and said quietly and firmly: ‘If he’s going, I’m going too.’ He walked by my side as we left through a knot of hissing, hostile zealots.
I vowed never to forget it, and I never have. He loathe
d my opinions, and I loathed his, but we both knew there was something higher and better than that – the freedom to argue without hate or rancour.
I debated against him four times. He was wholly frank about his aim – the legalisation of selfish pleasure and the profits to be made from it. He was a criminal – but had served prison time for it without complaining.
never did I hear him produce the sort of pious, oily rubbish you usually get from the advocates of the Big Dope lobby. He listened to my arguments. By the next time I met him, he would have read up the facts and prepared a thoughtful response. I cannot tell you how rare that is. Most Big Dope advocates never listen to a word their opponents say.
What a pleasing contrast he was to the pitiful Nick Clegg, who ceaselessly calls for drug law liberalisation with the ingratiating smarminess of a newly hatched curate. He was at it again on the BBC’s Newsnight last week.
The programme, which recently gave the ridiculous Russell Brand a free platform for his wet opinions on drugs, filmed Mr Clegg wandering around Colombia, mouthing pro-legalisation pieties.
The former Deputy Prime Minister clearly knows almost nothing about the subject. He’s never met a cliche or a fat, juicy slab of conventional wisdom that he doesn’t like.
He actually said that many people in this country are ‘forced to steal to fund their drug habit, because both drug dealing and drug use are illegal’. Forced to steal? By whom? No, they choose to do so because they are selfish and cruel and don’t care about wrecking other people’s lives. And beside the fact (seemingly unknown to the former Deputy PM) that the police are rapidly giving up enforcing the laws against drug possession, how does this follow?
If cannabis was legal in this country, the big producers wouldn’t give it away free. In fact it would be more expensive because it would be taxed. Which is why there’s so much crime in the UK surrounding smuggled but legal alcohol and tobacco. So why on earth would dishonest, greedy people stop stealing to pay for it, just because it was legal?
The absence of thought here is amazing, as is Mr Clegg’s complacent lack of interest in the growing correlation between cannabis use and mental illness, not to mention horrible, violent crime.
Howard Marks looked like what he was, the ravaged, ruined advocate of a very bad cause. Mr Clegg, with his nice suit and his sweet tones, is far more dangerous, and a lot harder to like.
Another foul-up vanishes into thin air
Have you noticed the way that news suddenly stops happening in various foreign parts? After months when it produced far more news than it could consume locally, Ukraine went dark and silent. But bad things kept on happening.
This always takes place in countries where the fashionable Left triumphs. South Africa, now a swelling disaster of disorder, mismanagement and corruption, is another example. The second act, where the liberal utopia goes wrong, just doesn’t get reported.
Well, last week the Ukrainian premier resigned, mainly because of his utter failure to tackle the real corruption (vicious and viral, affecting every corner of life) in which that country is neck-deep. Even The Economist, a naive cheerleader for the February 2014 EU-backed putsch in Kiev, admits: ‘Corruption is still rampant. Key reforms are incomplete… the oligarchs are still entrenched.’
Of course they are. The overthrow of the elected government, by a supposedly spontaneous foreign-backed mob, was always about pushing the EU eastwards. The rest was propaganda. I hope you didn’t fall for it.
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Worrying? That’s what dads are for
There’s a single, very moving moment in the new film Midnight Special that makes the whole rather odd story worthwhile. The small boy at the centre of the plot, who is being sought by angry armed men, turns to his father and tells him to stop worrying about him.
His father replies: ‘I will always worry about you. I like worrying about you. That’s the deal.’ In a world where fathers are increasingly being written out of the script of life, it’s a rare mention of an important thing.
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Electronics shops are selling huge numbers of dashboard cameras to guard drivers against false accusations, something that happened years ago on Russia’s lawless roads.
Meanwhile, carers who steal from old people are being caught thanks to tiny surveillance devices hidden in smoke alarms. When are we not under surveillance? How many cameras will it take to entirely replace our shrivelled consciences and the dead Christian religion that once sustained them?
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Well, so much for Jeremy Corbyn, who I have defended here for not being an Establishment mouthpiece. Tony Benn, who taught Mr Corbyn all he knew, was a patriot thrilled by England’s long struggle for liberty. He knew that the European Union meant the end of a thousand years of English history. He loathed its unaccountable power.
By taking away our freedom to make our own laws, the EU knocks the stuffing out of any serious political movement of Left or Right.
Mr Corbyn, by ignoring this lesson, turns out to be just another bureaucrat after all. He’d have done better to go down fighting. Having crushed him on this, his enemies now know that they can first bend him to their will, and then destroy him.
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