Private Romeo (2011)
Actors:
William Shakespeare (writer),
Glen Trotiner (producer),
Tracy Utley (miscellaneous crew),
Mariana Santos-Kopelson (miscellaneous crew),
Matt Janes (producer),
Alan Brown (producer),
Alan Brown (director),
Alan Brown (writer),
Jocelyn Jacobs (miscellaneous crew),
Cornelius Murphy (miscellaneous crew),
Kishori Rajan (miscellaneous crew),
Craig Weiseman (editor),
Hale Appleman (actor),
Hale Appleman (actor),
Elya Ottenberg (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: When eight cadets are left behind at an isolated military high school, the greatest romantic drama ever written seeps out of the classroom and permeates their lives. Incorporating the original text of 'Romeo and Juliet,' YouTube videos, and lip-synced Indie rock music, Private Romeo takes us to a mysterious and tender place that only Shakespeare could have inspired.
Keywords: american-flag, bare-chested-male, based-on-play, basketball, bathroom, beer, black-eye, boxer-shorts, boys'-bathroom, boys'-dormitory
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books
Quotes:
Ken Lee: Now listen up! For those of you who did not qualify for the land navigation exercises and are remaining here on campus, you will be under the command of Cadet Moreno and myself. There will be no officers or faculty on campus for the next four days. We will follow our regular schedule without variation - classwork, homework, physical fitness. Now we are all McKinley Military Academy cadets, which means we will maintain the highest standards of neatness, promptness, orderliness and military bearing at all times. And no trouble, understood?
Sam Singleton: I like your kicks, man. Those are nice.
Ken Lee: Too busy to work out today, cadets?::Omar Madsen: Come on.::Ken Lee: Since you didn't get your exercise in this period, why don't you both drop and give me forty?::Sam Singleton: YES, SIR!::Omar Madsen: Uh... Forty? I can't, I have to...::Ken Lee: FIFTY for you, Omar!::Omar Madsen: Shit.::Ken Lee: And when you're done, CADET MADSEN, gimme five tours around the track. Physical fitness is an important component of cadets' education and training.
The Wrath of God (1972)
Actors:
Chano Urueta (actor),
'Chema' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew),
Lalo Schifrin (composer),
Richard Bracken (editor),
Rita Hayworth (actress),
Enrique Lucero (actor),
John Colicos (actor),
Robert Mitchum (actor),
Guillermo Hernández (actor),
Aurora Clavel (actress),
Pancho Córdova (actor),
Jorge Russek (actor),
Frank Langella (actor),
Gregory Sierra (actor),
Victor Buono (actor),
Plot: Irish adventurer Emmett Keogh finds himself partnered with a hard-drinking priest named Van Horne in revolutionary Central America. Tricked into delivering guns by smuggler/con man Jennings, the three end up joining forces against despot Tomas de la Plata, who treats his subjects ruthlessly and who has a special hatred for priests. Van Horne, who seems to be a priest in costume only, decides to stand up to de la Plata and lead a revolt against him.
Keywords: 1920s, atheist, bandit, based-on-novel, central-america, con-artist, epic-battle, priest, smuggling, street-shootout
Genres:
Western,
Taglines: They offered them a choice - THE FIRING SQUAD . . . or The Wrath of God Introducing "FATHER" VAN HORNE. He's not exactly what the Lord had in mind.
Quotes:
Emmet: Now, if you'd made it Irish whiskey...
Jennings: We'll get along famously.
Father Oliver Van Horne: Desolate place, isn't it?::Emmet: If God had wanted to give the world an enema, he'd have stuck the nozzle in here.::Father Oliver Van Horne: What's your opinion of priests?::Emmet: Well, what would you think of a man who wears skirts or a celibate who wants to be called "Father"?
Delgado: The woman who cannot speak... cannot complain!
Emmet: That was one hell of a mass, Father!::Father Oliver Van Horne: I have a small confession to make. All is not quite what it seems.
Father Oliver Van Horne: Why in hell can't I learn to mind my own business?
Father Oliver Van Horne: Just what the hell kind of game do you think you're playing?::Emmet: She goes with us.::Father Oliver Van Horne: Over my dead body she does.::Emmet: [points gun at Van Horne] Oh, that can be arranged.
Emmet: Holy Saint Patrick!
Father Oliver Van Horne: I would suggest that you not be here when he wakes up.::Jennings: Where would you suggest I go?::Father Oliver Van Horne: To Hell.::Jennings: [Looking out at an execution by firing squad] A bullring. What a terrible place to die.::Father Oliver Van Horne: Well, you've got a choice. Firing squad or your Irish friend. How would you like to die?::Jennings: From natural causes, naturally.
Jennings: [laughing] It's... it's the resurrection, and I didn't even wait three days!