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Radical (2014)

Actors: Ford Austin (producer), Ford Austin (actor), Mike Tristano (miscellaneous crew), Tom Sizemore (actor), Marc Wasserman (actor), Marc Wasserman (producer), Kulthep Narula (producer), George Cameron Romero (writer), George Cameron Romero (producer), George Cameron Romero (actor), George Cameron Romero (director), Libertad Green (actress), Eli Jane (actress), B.J. Hendricks (producer), B.J. Hendricks (actor),

Plot: Radical centers on three American journalists taken captive by extremists who force high-level government officials to listen to their message and watch streamed images of the persuasive methods used on the hostages. CIA agent McKitrick (Tom Sizemore) attempting to locate and rescue the hostages.

Keywords: one-word-title
Genres: Action, Drama, Horror, Thriller,

Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Actors: R. Emerson John (miscellaneous crew), Claudia Schiffer (producer), Chuck Liddell (actor), Brad Pitt (producer), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Donald Faison (actor), Iain Glen (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Martin Roach (actor), Andy Nyman (actor), John Leguizamo (actor), Steven Mackintosh (actor), Charles Taylor (miscellaneous crew), Todd Boyce (actor),

Plot: After Kick-Ass' insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, led by the badass Colonel Stars and Stripes, our hero joins them on patrol. When these amateur superheroes are hunted down by Red Mist -- reborn as The Mother F%&*^r -- only the blade-wielding Hit Girl can prevent their annihilation. When we last saw junior assassin Hit Girl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, they were trying to live as normal teenagers Mindy and Dave. With graduation looming and uncertain what to do, Dave decides to start the world's first superhero team with Mindy. Unfortunately, when Mindy is busted for sneaking out as Hit Girl, she's forced to retire-leaving her to navigate the terrifying world of high-school mean girls on her own. With no one left to turn to, Dave joins forces with Justice Forever, run by a born-again ex-mobster named Colonel Stars and Stripes. Just as they start to make a real difference on the streets, the world's first super villain, The Mother F%&*^r, assembles his own evil league and puts a plan in motion to make Kick-Ass and Hit Girl pay for what they did to his dad. But there's only one problem with his scheme: If you mess with one member of Justice Forever, you mess with them all.

Keywords: 15-year-old, adrenaline, alter-ego, anal-beads, arrest, attempted-rape, bare-chested-male, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, baton
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: You Can't Fight Your Destiny.

Quotes:

Colonel Stars and Stripes: Try to have fun. Otherwise, what's the point?

Mindy Macready: Game on, cocksuckers.

Chris D'Amico: [laughs] Oh, this is perfect. Are you really that stupid? There's two of you, and a whole army of us. Do you really have such a hard-on to die?

Dave Lizewski: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?::Chris D'Amico: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.

Dave Lizewski: You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.::Chris D'Amico: Your dad? You blew up my dad with a bazooka.

Mother Russia: Are you ready to die, little girl?::Mindy Macready: I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.

Mindy Macready: Hit me.::Dave Lizewski: You're a 15-year-old girl.::[Mindy slaps Dave]::Dave Lizewski: What the hell?::[Mindy slaps Dave again]::Mindy Macready: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.

Chris D'Amico: [posing with guns] I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I'm a super-villain! It's evolution.::Javier: Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.::Chris D'Amico: That's not my name.::Javier: Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.::Chris D'Amico: No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!

Mr. Kim: Ow, it hurts!::Colonel Stars and Stripes: Yeah there's a dog on your balls!::[laughs]

Harlow: Maybe she's a dyke.::Mindy Macready: Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.

Monster Party (2013)

Actors: Louis Mansfield (director), Louis Mansfield (editor), Louis Mansfield (writer), Steve Saturn (actor), Christine McDermott (actress), Greg Fernandez (actor), Christine McDermott (producer), Jesse Kennedy (actor), Jason Melcher (actor), Nicholas Micros (actor), Mike Wohlberg (actor), Joanna Revelle (actor), DJ Royale (actor), Eric Bogcaz (actor), Ashley Hietzman (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Sleather (2010)

Actors: Anthony Ambrosino (producer), Anthony Ambrosino (director), Anthony Ambrosino (writer), Anthony Ambrosino (producer), Nicholas Delmenico (producer), Nicholas Delmenico (writer), Nicholas Delmenico (producer), Tim Labonte (miscellaneous crew), Kaitlyn Bouchard (miscellaneous crew), Kaitlyn Bouchard (actress), Michael A. LoCicero (actor), Jon Pierce (actor), Elika Portnoy (actress), Mary DeBerry (actress), Eric Krangel (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy,

The Wylds (2010)

Actors: Larry Laverty (actor), Robert Bear (actor), Andrew Wiest (director), Andrew Wiest (writer), Andrew Wiest (editor), Robert Milo Andrus (producer), Robert Milo Andrus (actor), Lillith Fields (actress), John Bunyan (writer), Crystal Lewis (actress), Erik Denton (actor), Elizabeth Mouton (actress), Marianne Wiest (producer), Ryan Reed (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Wilson (actress),

Plot: Chris, a runaway child, lives with a group of misfits in a junkyard, stealing to survive. When a traveling preacher tells him that his father is alive and wants him to come home, Chris must leave his family of thieves and venture into the wilderness in search of his father and a better life. Join Chris on an action-packed adventure as he outwits bandits, escapes swamp monsters, battles evil robots, and learns valuable lessons about choosing the right path in life. A contemporary allegory inspired by John Bunyan's "The Pilgrim's Progress."

Keywords: allegory, bandit, bible, book, cage, christian, church, dream-sequence, drifter, family-relationships
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Based on John Bunyan's "The Pilgrim's Progress"

Rebound (2005)

Actors: Martin Lawrence (producer), Megan Mullally (actress), Katt Williams (actor), Laura Kightlinger (actress), Breckin Meyer (actor), Patrick Warburton (actor), Martin Lawrence (actor), Matt McCoy (actor), Tom Arnold (actor), Marshall Bell (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), Martin Lawrence (actor), Horatio Sanz (actor), Dante (miscellaneous crew), Rich Bokides (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Coach Roy once was college basketball's top mastermind. But lately his attentions have been on his next endorsements, not on his next game. What¹s more, Roy's temper has run amuck, leading to his being banned from college ball until he can demonstrate compliance--in other words, not explode every time he walks onto the court. Roy waits and waits; for a suitable coaching offer, but he receives only one: the Mount Vernon Junior High School Smelters basketball squad. Roy reluctantly accepts the offer, hoping that a few weeks at the school will prove his good intentions and restore him to his high-living ways as a celebrated college coach. But when old school meets middle school, Coach Roy doesn't know what hit him. It's not until Roy decides to teach his young charges some new concepts--like passing, rebounding, dribbling, and scoring--that the Smelters begin to find success and Roy finds something long thought lost: his love of the game.

Keywords: athlete, basketball, basketball-movie, black-humor, boy-with-glasses, coach, dating, game, gymnasium, humor
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sport,
Taglines: A comedy where old school ...meets middle school

Quotes:

Referee Freddy: [to Roy] You Know, I've been reading these books that say that you should give yourself pats on the back. Daddy never gave me pats on the back. Daddy never gave me any...::Larry Burgess Sr.: Blah Blah Blah! This guy is blind as my dead grandma and twice as slow!

Kermit's Swamp Years (2002)

Actors: Cree Summer (actress), Joey Mazzarino (writer), Steve Whitmire (actor), Joey Mazzarino (actor), Steve Whitmire (actor), Cree Summer (actress), Steve Whitmire (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Dave Goelz (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Joey Mazzarino (actor), Bill Barretta (actor), Jerry Nelson (actor), Patrick Mahoney (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Kermit the Frog (Whitmire) whilst on his travels back to the swamp he grew up on, remembers one of his earlier adventures. Kermit, Croaker (Barretta), Goggles (Mazzarino) and Blotch (Kennedy) are sent on a wild adventure into the outside world, when Croaker and bully Blotch and kidnapped and placed in a pet store. It's now up to Kermit and Goggle, with help from a friendly dog called Pilgrim (Summer) to save them. But someone else has his eye on them. Dr Krassman (Hostetter) wants to buy all the frogs and use them in biology lessons.

Keywords: dissection, frog, homecoming, origin-story, pet-shop, reference-to-kermit-the-frog, returning-home, swamp, the-muppets
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: His true story, warts and all.

Quotes:

Kermit: What was that?::Pilgrim: That was a pig.::Kermit: I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.

Goggles, Turtle #1: Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.

Goggles, Turtle #1: [reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!

[Kermit catches a fly]::Horace D'Fly: [muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!::Kermit: [distorted] Okay::[Kermit releases the fly]::Horace D'Fly: You used to be faster, Kermit.::Kermit: Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!::Horace D'Fly: Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!

Young Hugo Krassman: I'm not a froggy pants.

The American Astronaut (2001)

Actors: Peter McRobbie (actor), Tom Aldredge (actor), Jennifer Quesenbery (miscellaneous crew), Michael Taylor (miscellaneous crew), Ross Miller (miscellaneous crew), John B. Finn (miscellaneous crew), Maurice Cabrera (miscellaneous crew), Annie Golden (actress), Jared Cauliffe (miscellaneous crew), Cory McAbee (actor), Cory McAbee (director), Cory McAbee (actor), Cory McAbee (writer), Rocco Sisto (actor), Charles Pendelton (actor),

Plot: Space travel has become a dirty way of life dominated by derelicts, grease monkeys, thieves, and hard-boiled interplanetary traders such as Samuel Curtis, an astronaut from Earth who deals in a rare goods, living or otherwise. His mission begins with the unlikely delivery of a cat to a small outer-belt asteroid saloon where he meets his former dance partner, and renowned interplanetary fruit thief, the Blueberry Pirate. As payment for his delivery of the cat, Curtis receives a homemade cloning device already in the process of creating a creature most rare in this space quadrant... a Real Live Girl. At the suggestion of the Blueberry Pirate, Curtis takes the Real Live Girl to Jupiter where women have long been a mystery. There, he proposes a trade with the owner of Jupiter: the Real Live Girl clone for the Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast. The Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast is regarded as royalty on the all-male mining planet of Jupiter because of his unique and exotic contact with a woman. It is Curtis' intention to take The Boy to Venus and trade him for the remains of Johnny R., a man who spent his lifetime serving as a human stud for the Southern belles of Venus, a planet populated only by women. Upon returning Johnny R's body to his bereaved family on earth, Curtis will receive a handsome reward. It all seems simple enough. But while hashing out the plan with the Blueberry Pirate, Curtis is spotted by his nemesis, Professor Hess. Possessed by an enigmatic obsession with Curtis, Heiss is capable of killing without reason, unless his intended victim is someone with whom he has unresolved issues. Heiss has been pursuing Samuel Curtis throughout the solar system in order that he might forgive him, then kill him. Along the way, Heiss has executed each and every individual to come into contact with Curtis. Unaware of this danger, Curtis sets forth on his mission. After retrieving The Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast from Jupiter, Curtis is contacted by Professor Heiss, who makes his intentions known. Fearful, Curtis and The Boy look for a place to hide. They come across a primitive space station constructed by Nevada State silver miners from the late 1800s. Inside they discover a small group of miners still alive, their bodies crippled and deformed by space atrophy. Unable to return home for fear that Earth's gravity would kill them, two of the miners mated and give birth to a boy known as Bodysuit. He has been raised in a suit of hydraulics to simulate Earth's gravity with the intention of eventually sending him home. In trade for supplies and sanctuary, Curtis agrees to deliver Bodysuit to Earth. Once they land on the lush planet of Venus, the terrain dramatically changes, and Curtis is inspired by a plan. And it may just happen that in a solar system ruled by commerce and danger, sometimes good can prevail.

Keywords: absurdism, bar, black-comedy, cult-film, independent-film, musical-number, outer-space, planet, song, spacecraft
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Space is a lonely town.

Quotes:

Old Man: Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?::Samuel Curtis: I think it's you.::Old Man: Good. For a minute, I thought my balls itched.

Old Man: So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure." So he wipes his ass on it and the bar - What? Ah, shit. I just told you the punchline. Been telling this joke so fuckin' long, I knew I'd fuck it up.

Old Man: So there's this man, and he lived his whole life on Earth, and his name was Mr. Stevenson. When Mr. Stevenson was eight years old, he asked another little boy if he would like a Hurts Donut. The other boy said yes. So he hit him on the arm and he said, "Hurts Donut." Five years later, Mr. Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time if he would like a Hurts Donut. when the boy said yes, Mr. Stevenson stabbed him over and over again in his eye and his cheek with a pencil, saying "Hurts Donut." Over the years, Mr. Stevenson did very well in school. On graduation day, he was sat next to another young man, who, like Mr. Stevenson, had earned high marks. When he asked the boy if he would like a Hurts Donut, the boy said, "Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil." "I wouldn't even touch you," said Mr. Stevenson. So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fucking herself with a beer bottle. As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr. Stevenson was heard to say, "Hurts Donut." A few years later, Mr. Stevenson got a job as a sales clerk in an electronics store. Within a year, he was caught stealing and immediately incarcerated. When he asked his cellmate if he would like a Hurts Donut, his cellmate said yeah. So... he gave him a Hurts Donut. Over the years, Mr. Stevenson grew too old to take care of himself, so they put him in a hospital. One day, he asked the new nurse if she would like a Hurts Donut. In anticipation of her response, Mr. Stevenson began humming and making smacking noises with his mouth. When the nurse smiled and said, "I know about you, Mr. Stevenson," Mr. Stevenson blurted out something totally incoherent and... and began to laugh.::[the bar patrons are laughing uproariously]::Old Man: I've never understood this joke. But then, I've never been to Earth.

[Samuel is sleeping]::Voice: What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you? What did your father teach you?::[Samuel wakes up, hits a switch, and speaks into a receiver]::Samuel Curtis: My father taught me to kill the sunflower.::Voice: Congratulations, Mr. Curtis. You are now awake. Two hours to Jupiter.

The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast: It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

[Samuel answers the phone]::Professor Hess: Guess who this is?::Samuel Curtis: Professor Hess.::Professor Hess: That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!::Samuel Curtis: I'll pass.::Professor Hess: W-what? You think I'd kiss you? You'd love it if I'd kiss you. And I would never kiss you.::Samuel Curtis: You said you were going to kiss me.::Professor Hess: I never said I'd kiss you. I never said that. You just want me to kiss you!::Samuel Curtis: Um... not really.::Professor Hess: Oh. I'm not good enough to kiss you. Is that what you're saying?

Professor Hess: I have a picture of you. Guess what you're doing?::Samuel Curtis: I'm taking a shit.::Professor Hess: [laughing] I put it next to my trophy, and then I say, "Ooh, there's a stinky boy!"

Silver Miner: In the year 1902, we were just a bunch of silver miners, out there every day, diggin' in the dirt, uneducated, and humpin' on each other every chance we could. Hell, sometimes some of us good ol' boys would even be humpin' on each other. And it weren't like we were tryin' to be fancy. We just didn't know what the hell we were lookin' at, did we, John?::Offscreen Voice: Yeah, we did.::Silver Miner: Ahh.

Lee Vilensky: You will all partake in fresh fruit, brought here by the Blueberry Pirate himself. And I will partake in fresh fruit and sexual intercourse, an act in which we are all a stranger, but which, upon my return, I will describe to you in great detail.

Samuel Curtis: Mind if I use your bathroom?::Eddie: Sure... It's a real toilet, so be careful.

Making Ends Meet (1999)

Actors: Oliver Maguire (actor), Eva Birthistle (actress), Frank O'Sullivan (actor), Luke Hayden (actor), Ben Yeates (editor), Denis Conway (actor), Joe Gallagher (actor), Frank Coughlan (actor), Des Cave (actor), Damien O'Donnell (writer), Declan Recks (director), Shane McCabe (actor), Phyllis Ryan (actress), Jack Armstrong (producer), Robbie Doolin (actor),

Plot: Welcome to the world of the petty Dublin criminal. There's Massive, Mags, the Byrne brothers and then there's Cal, a small-time crook who always has time to help the elderly even when he's robbing the local post office. Cal's number one fan is his young son David, who's following in his father's footsteps, to the great dismay of his mum. The principal of his school is looking for a reason to expel him, the guards are on his trail, and a rival gang want his luminous sneakers. When they all meet up in the principal's office, something has to give.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,