Heather Poole

@Heather_Poole

Flight attendant / Author of the New York Times bestseller CRUISING ATTITUDE: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama and Crazy Passengers.

35,000 feet
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Joined October 2008
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  1. 4 hours ago

    My son would love this.

    It all starts by playing music anywhere, any time, for the joy of it.
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  2. 7 hours ago

    Does this surprise anyone?

    United offered men-only "executive" flights until 1970
    1 retweet 3 likes
  3. 10 hours ago

    He wrote it himself

    11:49 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 11 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    and I am reading your book while getting my truck serviced...

    11:21 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details
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  5. 10 hours ago

    When I was a new flight attendant I used to layover in Caracas all the time. This was almost 20 years ago. I never left the hotel. Not once.

    4 retweets 11 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    "Now eating is a luxury"

    The empty cupboards of Venezuela's families
    2 retweets 1 like
  7. 11 hours ago

    The Kid is writing music and The Dog is spying on the dog next door.

    10:25 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details
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  8. 12 hours ago

    "The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye" - Jimi Hendrix

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  9. Apr 11

    when you hear someone warming up food & you're the only one in the house with leftovers

    8:44 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
    23,675 retweets 21,597 likes
  10. 13 hours ago

    The only thing that competes with what some make working in the tourism industry is the drug industry.

    Meet the woman behind the cool new way to travel *not* like a tourist:
    1 retweet 1 like
  11. 14 hours ago

    Why Earth is the best planet 🌎

    7:14 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details
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  13. 13 hours ago

    Girl. There's that word. There's a reason you see it in so many book titles. $$$

    "A perfectly constructed literary novel...that dares its readers to put it down": on GIRLS ON FIRE
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  14. 13 hours ago

    Not much

    flight : What we know so far
    1 retweet 4 likes
  15. 13 hours ago

    I love the look. When my son was a baby I bought him an expensive pair of shoes that looked just like these.

    Can bowling shoes me any uglier?
    1 retweet 1 like
  16. 13 hours ago

    Well... I bid to work the NY - Paris route. Doubt I can hold it because it goes so senior.

    James Woolsey, former CIA Director, just said on he "has hesitations" about flying to CDG and France now...
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  17. 13 hours ago

    I'm obsessed with this airline and the flight attendant who tweets about it.

    Time travel on North Korea’s fleet of Soviet-era planes
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  18. 13 hours ago

    I met one of the victims on a flight. It was his wife's attitude toward the victims that pushed her to come forward.

    "NO OPINION": Cosby’s wife indifferent about his 1970s affair, penchant for picking up drugs
    4 retweets 9 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    On this day in 1932, Amelia Earhart became the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean

    3:45 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details
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  20. May 20

    Just In: Oklahoma Governor Vetoes Bill That Would Criminalize Abortion

    2:05 PM - 20 May 2016 · Details
    201 retweets 273 likes
  21. 13 hours ago

    The bathroom. When I hear that my mind comes to one conclusion.

    Flight data show smoke was detected in a bathroom at 2:26 a.m. – just minutes before the crash
    2 retweets 6 likes
  22. 14 hours ago

    Mom guilt.

    The debate over screen time is really about moms, not kids.
    2 likes
  23. May 20

    Took The Kid to see Angry Birds. *He* loved it. So... That makes one of us.

    1 retweet 13 likes
  24. May 20

    Wow.

    Airports in China are giving women — or relegating them to — their own security line
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  25. May 20

    The Kid turns 10 at the end of the month. I'm going to take him to see the show

    10 likes
  27. May 20

    They probably bore themselves too

    People who don't read bore me.
    1 retweet 8 likes
  28. May 20

    Femme. 💗 I need to read this book now.

    How Helen Gurley Brown went from never having edited a magazine to steering Cosmo into success
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  29. May 20

    Text from The Husband: What happens in the hospital cafeteria, stays in the hospital cafeteria.

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  30. May 20

    could also ask how "gay" is an insult, and where the son picked up the notion it was, but we already know the answers...

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  31. May 20

    I could ask what your 8 year old knows about being gay but I don't care.

    cool. My 8 year old called it gay and is probably cooler than your son.
    1 retweet 11 likes
  32. May 20

    Good question

    how many miles do u have to accrue before winning your "I'm an aviation expert" badge?
    5 likes
  33. May 20

    Some folks really don’t like it when experienced perspective clashes with their clueless theorizing.

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  34. May 20

    So I can't have an opinion about MY JOB? And If I don't agree with all the so-called "experts" (who've never worked my job), I'm "fighting"

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  35. May 20

    Seriously? Is this tweet also a part of that "momentary lapse of consciousness"? You're funny.

    And I see I had a momentary lapse of consciousness. The old Twitter adage still holds true: Do not engage H. It'll end in a fight.
    1 like
  36. May 20

    Oh really. Maybe it's time to share this again. Service, let's talk about "service"

    Flight attendants •US: "safety professionals" •Singapore: "stewards & stewardesses" who ensure safety while also giving world's best service
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  37. May 20

    Watching them attempt to extend a segment, just so they can have a segment, hurts.

    I'd never make it as a television aviation expert. After I said the airplane disappeared, they'd be perplexed as to why I stopped talking.
    1 retweet 10 likes
  38. May 20

    This is interesting. The foundation (makeup) I use has been repackaged & rebranded as "photo finish." PHOTOS. Selfies.

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  39. May 20

    Fun. There's that word. Don't even get me started.

    It's about having fun, creating brand – and ultimately CI is better than legacy US airlines
    4 likes
  40. May 20

    I'm proud to say I don't have any moves. In uniform. When people are looking.

    Those moves aren't as sharp as Virgin America's
    1 retweet 5 likes
  41. May 20

    Nothing annoys me more than singing & dancing flight attendants (now pilots). Why do we have to be reject showgirls?

    Does your aircraft have its own music video? China Airlines' A350 does
    2 retweets 12 likes
  42. May 20

    Maybe they can throw in a few Super 80's while they're at it.

    VIDEO ALERT: LIVE NOW American Airlines Set To Implode Old HQ - Watch Here
    3 retweets 14 likes
  43. May 20

    My 9 year old worked Hamilton into his speech when he ran for Student Council treasurer. (He didn't win)

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    May 20

    My 9 year old loved . I don't think he's too concerned with being hip or having street cred

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  45. May 20

    I think this says more about Larry David than it does about white people.

    Larry David on Hamilton: Most white people just say they like it to sound hip
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  46. May 20

    Now I have to fly to

    This coffee in a cone is taking over the world
    2 retweets 3 likes
  47. May 20

    I started a new website. Follow along. Share your

    He was abandoned in an alley when he was 6 months old. Here's how travel makes him feel lucky.
    4 likes
  48. May 20

    Interesting.

    the backpack part is surprising but saw article yesterday that said if there were dogs working it is possible
    1 like
  49. May 20

    Well, he did steal the dog's new bed. Could be on a roll.

    I think the cat did it then blamed it on the dog!
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