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lyrics as demanded
I'm
William the Conqueror,
My enemies stood no chance,
They call me the first
English King,
Although I come from
France,
1066 the
Doomsday book, I gave to
History,
So fat on death, my body burst, but enough about me
To help remember all your
Kings,
I've come up with this song
A simple rhyme and ditty
For you all the sing along
OH
.....William
[bit short init, we need more kings....who came next?]
William 2nd, cheeks were red,
Killed out hunting so it said,
I took over,
Henry One.
That's my next eldest son.
Then
King Stephen, it's true,
Check It,
I
Henry II (two) killed
Thomas Becket
Richard Lionheart that's right,
Always spoiling for a fight
Oh
King John, What a disaster,
We're all restrained by
Magna Carter
William,
William, Henry,
Stephen,
Henry,
Richard, John, Oi!
Time for my mate
King Henry VIII (8) to take up this song
Henry III (3) built the abbey
Ed
I (1) hated scotts
A red-hot poker killed Ed II (2)
That must have hurt him lots
Edward the third was a chivalry nerd
Begun the hundreds years war
Then
Richard II (2) was
King aged 10
Then Henry, yes one more
King Henry IV (4), floods galore
Not least from
Henry V! (5), why?
Killed ten score, at
Agincourt
Then Henry
Sixth arrived (whaaa)
Edward VI (4),
Edward V (5),
Richard the third he's bad
Cos he fought wars with Henry 7,
First Tudor and my dad
So
Henry 8, I was great,
Six wives, two were beheaded,
Edward the 6th came next,
But he died young and so my dreaded,
Daughter Mary ruled, so scary
Then along came ME!
I'm Liz the 1st,
I have no kids so
Tudors R.I.P!
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed,
Rich 2,
Then 3 more Henry's join our song
Edward,
Edward, Rich the 3rd,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1,
Good Queen Bess,
[That's me time for more men.]
James sixth of
Scotland next,
As
English James the first he led
Then
Stuarts Ruled,
So
Charles the first,
The One who lost his head,
No
Monarchy until came me,
Charles 2 (II), I like to party,
King
Jimmy 2 was scary ooo,
Then Mary was a
Smarty,
She Ruled with
Phil,
Their shoes were filled,
By sourpuss
Queen Anne Gloria
And so from then, you're ruled by men,
Til along came me,
Victoria!!
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2,
Then 3 more Henry's join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the 3rd,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess,
Jimmy, Charles, and Charles and Then
Jim, Will&Mary;,
Anna Gloria,
Still to come it's
Queen Victoria
And so began the
Hanover Gang,
George 1, and George 2,
Then George the 3rd, was quite absurd,
Til I replaced old him,
King George the fourth and known henceforth,
As angry, fat, and cross
Hang on!
It's true you beat
Napoleon,
But were mostly a dead loss
Bang On!
Ole William the fourth was a sailor,
A-Hoy
It's nearly the end of the storia,
As onto the scene comes the best loved
Queen,
Hail to Queen Victoria!
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2,
Then 3 more Henry's join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the 3rd,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess,
Jimmy, Charles, and Charles and Then
Jim, Will&Mary;, Anna Gloria,
George, George, George,
George,
Will, Victoria
...VICTORIA....
I ruled for 64 years you know
Ed 7,
George 5, Ed 8, George 6,
Liz 2, then reigned and how,
And so our
Famous Monarchs song
Is brought right up to now
OOOHHH!!!
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2,
Then 3 more Henry's join our song
Edward, Edward, Rich the 3rd,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess,
Jimmy, Charles, and Charles and Then
Jim, Will&Mary;, Anna Gloria,
George, George, George, George,
Will, Victoria,
Edward, George, Edward, George Six,
And
Queen Liz 2 complete the mix.
That's all the
English Kings and
Queens,
Since William First that there have been!
- published: 06 Jun 2011
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