Let's Be Cops (2014)

Actors: Martin Seifert (actor), Mindy Robinson (actress), Jonathan Lajoie (actor), Michael C. Smith (miscellaneous crew), David Linck (miscellaneous crew), Curtis Collins (miscellaneous crew), Rob Riggle (actor), James D'Arcy (actor), Wilma Garscadden-Gahret (miscellaneous crew), Andy Garcia (actor), L. Warren Young (actor), Simon Kinberg (producer), Reggie Gaskins (actor), Jeff Chase (actor), Susannah Brengel (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Comedy,

Enchanted (2007)

Actors: Timothy Spall (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), James Marsden (actor), Fred Tatasciore (actor), John Rothman (actor), Amy Adams (actress), Kevin Cannon (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Patrick Dempsey (actor), Matt Servitto (actor), Robert Bizik (actor), Don Abernathy (actor), David Boston (actor), Susan Sarandon (actress), Jodi Benson (actress),

Plot: The beautiful princess Giselle is banished by an evil queen from her magical, musical animated land and finds herself in the gritty reality of the streets of modern-day Manhattan. Shocked by this strange new environment that doesn't operate on a "happily ever after" basis, Giselle is now adrift in a chaotic world badly in need of enchantment. But when Giselle begins to fall in love with a charmingly flawed divorce lawyer who has come to her aid - even though she is already promised to a perfect fairy tale prince back home - she has to wonder: Can a storybook view of romance survive in the real world?

Keywords: 2000s, african-american, animal, apple, aquarium, ball-the-dance, barefoot, bicycle, bird, black-american
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: The real world and the animated world collide. This fairytale princess is about to meet a real Prince Charming.

Quotes:

Prince Edward: Giselle!::[leaps off a bridge, begins to sing]::Prince Edward: I've been dreaming of a...::[a group of cyclists collide with Prince Edward, everyone collapses]

Prince Edward: [talking to a TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!::Mary Ilene Caselotti: [on TV] Reporting from 116th and Broadway.::Prince Edward: One hundred and sixteenth and Broadway!::[hugs the TV]::Prince Edward: Thank you mirror!::[kisses it and runs off]

Giselle: What about you and Nancy? You know that you will live happily ever after.::Robert: I don't know if I'll make it through today, let alone a lifetime. That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's complicated.::Giselle: But it doesn't have to be. Not if she knows.::Robert: Knows what?::Giselle: How much you really love her.::Robert: Of course she does. We just don't talk about it every minute of the day, but she knows.::Giselle: How?::Robert: What do you mean, "how?"::Giselle: [singing] How does she know...::Robert: [laughs] No, don't.::Giselle: You love her? / How does she know...::Robert: People look-looking.::Giselle: She's yours?::Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?::Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?::Robert: Yeah.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have you any last words before I dispatch you?::Robert: You have got to be kidding me!::Prince Edward: Strange words!

Prince Edward: [holds sword in front of construction worker's neck, trying to find Giselle] I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet.::Arty: [stuttering] I-I'd like to find one of them too, you know?

Prince Edward: Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

Prince Edward: I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Giselle: Is that the only word you know? "No?"::Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, No!::Giselle: "No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.::[laughs really hard]

Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and you know how they are... [off Giselle's wide-eyed look] They're only after one thing.::Giselle: What's that?::Morgan Philip: [laughs] I don't know. Nobody will tell me.

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Transgressions (2006)

Actors: Hank Jacobs (actor), Mark Berry (actor), Tommy Wilson-O'Brien (actor), J. Anthony McCarthy (actor), Carrie LeGrand (producer), Hoyt Richards (actor), Steve Sabo (actor), Lak Rana (actor), Alicyn Packard (actress), Maury Rogow (actor), Jabbaar George (actor), Zach Cumer (actor), Valerie Weiss (director), CeCi Parker (actress), Bill Leaman (actor),

Plot: "A Clockwork Orange" meets "Pleasantville" in this sci-fi short set against the backdrop of a dystopian society that idolizes celebrity assassins called Agents. Carl Phillips dreams of giving his young son a 'better' life by sending him to Agent Training Camp. His wife, Sophie, doesn't share the same dream and does the unthinkable to save her son from a life of murder.

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: Careful what you wish for. "A Clockwork Orange" meets "Pleasantville"

Justice (2004)

Actors: Roger Guenveur Smith (actor), Matthew Feeney (actor), Anna Maria Horsford (actress), Rachel Grubb (actress), Jim Brockhohn (actor), Monica Calhoun (actress), Isabell O'Connor (actress), Lynn Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Allen Hamilton (actor), Donny West (actor), Catherine Campion (miscellaneous crew), Timothy Meinke (actor), James Cada (actor), Anne Healy (miscellaneous crew), Joe Minjares (actor),

Plot: Under pressure to accept a plea bargain resisted by a street-wise client, public defender Carter stands by his client, angering the judge, then his boss. At home, Carter's wife Sharice, a socialite who grew up in the suburbs, chafes at the financial and personal strain of raising two young children in the inner city. Sharice pushes Carter to use her uncle's connections to get a job in a fancy downtown law firm. Carter agrees to leave the defender's office for a new job, though not to join a fancy law firm. Instead, following his conscience, he opens a law office in the inner city to fight against a criminal justice system that prizes efficiency over real justice. When Carter and his team of lawyers and activists launch a controversial direct action campaign targeting the court system, Sharice must decide whether to stay with her husband or take their two young children to the suburbs. Carter struggles to keep his family together, expand the direct action campaign, and survive a crackdown by corrupt government officials.

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The time has come

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)

Actors: Stan Lee (actor), Jason Horton (actor), Al Goldstein (actor), James Gunn (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), Will Keenan (actor), Corey Feldman (actor), Gabriel Friedman (actor), Gabriel Friedman (actor), Gabriel Friedman (actor), Hugh M. Hefner (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Trent Haaga (actor), Lemmy (actor), Stan Lee (actor),

Plot: When the notorious Diaper Mafia take hostage the Tromaville School for the Very Special, only the Toxic Avenger and his morbidly obese sidekick Lardass can save Tromaville. However, an explosion results in some unforeseeable consequences, creating a dimensional tear between Tromaville and its dimensional mirror image, Amortville. While the Toxic Avenger (Toxie) is trapped in Amortville, Tromaville comes under the control of Toxie's evil doppelganger, the Noxious Offender (Noxie). Will Toxie return to Tromaville in time to stop Noxie's rampage or is he doomed to remain a second-class citizen in Amortville forever? How did Toxie's wife Sarah become pregnant with two babies from two different fathers? Will Tito, the Retarded Rebel, ever get over his teen angst and become a productive member of society?

Keywords: 2000s, abortion, absurd-humor, absurdism, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-multiple-roles, b-movie, bad-taste-humour, black-comedy
Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Evil Kabukiman: I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!::Toxie: Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?::Evil Kabukiman: Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

Evil Kabukiman: [to Claire] You read sign language don't you? Well read this! [slaps her].

Sgt. Kabukiman: Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!

Tito: Oh, GROSS! This whiskey tastes like pregnant lady piss!

Evil Kabukiman: Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!

Tito: You are giving me a stomach-ache in my brain!

[after Noxie rips off both his arms]::Tromaville Chief Newman: Stay back everybody! He's armed!

Evil Kabukiman: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!

Tito: Fuck this place, man, I'm outta here.

Tito: I have becomed The Retarted Revenger!::Pompe: Don't forget about your sidekick, Pompe, the baddest bodyless motherfucker in all of Amortville.

One Size Fits All (The Hat Is Magic) (1999)

Actors: Adam Rudder (actor), Matthew J. Powers (producer), Matthew J. Powers (editor), Matthew J. Powers (director), Matthew J. Powers (writer), Matthew J. Powers (actor), Greg Shields (actor), Joseph Palladino (actor), Zach Gill (composer), Zach Gill (actor), Laraine Moniz (editor), Dan Lebowitz (composer), Jason Greenberg (actor), Steve Adams (composer), Shannon Flaherty (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Try it on.....it's wild!

Saving Manhattan (1998)

Actors: Amy Poehler (actress), Bill Dawes (actor), Michael McCartney (writer), Michael McCartney (actor), Michael McCartney (producer), Julie Atlas Muz (actress), Phalana Tiller (actress), Chris Payne Gilbert (actor), Phillip Ristaino (actor), Nick Lindsay (editor), Nick Lindsay (producer), David Pilot (actor), David Pilot (producer), David Pilot (writer), David Pilot (director),

Plot: Saving Manhattan is a darkly comedic narrative feature about a street preaching evangelist's mission to save Manhattan and his subsequent descent into the seedy underworld of the city. Writer/director David Pilot uses digital video and Super 8 film to document the perilous journey of devoted fundamentalist Christian CARL EGAN (Michael McCartney). Saving Manhattan blends contemporary politics and social issues with a prophetic pre 9-11 mind set. Saving Manhattan draws us into an intimate, yet critical portrayal of the misadventures of CARL EGAN, a lone missionary whose descent into the minefields of New York becomes a struggle to survive. Abandoned by his idol and mentor TODD (David Pilot), then rejected by his beloved KIRSTEN (Amy Poehler), chaos rules when CARL decides to leave the church and continue on his own mission to save New York City. In this rapidly unraveling, darkly comic, cautionary tale, Saving Manhattan takes a close look at religious extremism in a city of diversity and tolerance and follows one young man's journey into the descent of his own personal Hell. Saving Manhattan portrays the psychological landscape of wayward Christian soldier CARL EGAN in his struggle to make sense of God, New York City and himself. Saving Manhattan is both an amusing, compassionate study of a wayward street preacher and a reflection of the changing perceptions towards evangelism & fundamentalism in our culture.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Hackers (1995)

Actors: Alberta Watson (actress), Angelina Jolie (actress), Fisher Stevens (actor), Felicity Huffman (actress), John H. Tobin (actor), Ralph Winter (actor), Penn Jillette (actor), Wendell Pierce (actor), Lorraine Bracco (actress), Olegar Fedoro (actor), David A. Stewart (actor), Matthew Lillard (actor), Marc Anthony (actor), Simon Boswell (composer), Ralph Winter (producer),

Plot: A young boy is arrested by the US Secret Service for writing a computer virus and is banned from using a computer until his 18th birthday. Years later, he and his new-found friends discover a plot to unleash a dangerous computer virus, but they must use their computer skills to find the evidence while being pursued by the Secret Service and the evil computer genius behind the virus.

Keywords: 18-year-old, 1990s, 555-phone-number, anti-hero, arcade-game, arrest, bare-chested-male, character-repeating-someone-else's-dialogue, cigarette-smoking, computer
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Hack The Planet! their only crime was curiosity Boot up or shut up! You thought your secrets were safe. You were wrong. There is no right or wrong, only fun and boring Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Quotes:

The Plague: Type "cookie", you idiot.

Dade Murphy: Hack the planet! Hack the planet!

Mrs. Murphy: Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge... Cereal has.

Nikon: You're in the butter zone now, baby.

Cereal Killer: Snoop on to them...::Nikon: As they snoop on to us.

Dade Murphy: You look good in a dress.::Kate Libby: You would have looked better.

Dade Murphy: Anything else, mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops! I forgot, New York, No grass.

Kate Libby: Are you challenging me?::Dade Murphy: Name your stakes.::Kate Libby: If I win, you become my slave.::Dade Murphy: Your SLAVE?::Kate Libby: You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...::Dade Murphy: And if I win?::Kate Libby: Make it my first-born!::Dade Murphy: Make it our first-date!::Kate Libby: I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!

Kate Libby: Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

Ramon Sanchez: It's in that place where I put that thing that time.