'Bill Maher' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Iron Man Three (2013)
Actors:
Ben Kingsley (actor),
Stan Lee (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Andrew Lauer (actor),
Don Cheadle (actor),
Johnny Otto (actor),
Todd Davis (actor),
Spencer Garrett (actor),
Robert Downey Jr. (actor),
Miguel Ferrer (actor),
Linden Ashby (actor),
Jon Favreau (actor),
Paul Bettany (actor),
Anthony Reynolds (actor),
Guy Pearce (actor),
Plot: Marvel's "Iron Man 3" pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?
Keywords: 1990s, 2010s, 20th-century, 21st-century, action-hero, actor, air-force-one, air-to-surface-missile, airforce-one, airplane-hijacking
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Fantasy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Prepare for heavy metal! Unleash the power behind the armor. Even heroes fall.
Quotes:
The Mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson?::The Mandarin: In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the U.S. Military waited until the friendly Cheyenne Braves had all gone hunting. Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind. And claim their land.::The Mandarin: Thirty-nine hours ago, the Ali al-Salam Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I, I, I did that. A quaint military church, filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on maneuvers. The 'Braves' were away.::The Mandarin: President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again.::The Mandarin: You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll NEVER see me coming.
Operator: Stark Secure Server: now transferring to all known receivers.::Tony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so... first off. I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. Also, it's Christmas time. The rabbit's too big. Done. Sorry. And I'm sorry in advance because... I can't come home yet.::[pauses]::Tony Stark: I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. That's all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
[from trailer]::Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?
[from trailer]::Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.
[from trailer]::The Mandarin: Mr Stark, today is the first day of what's left of your life.
[Stark approaches his car, flanked by news reporter. One videographer behind him points his smartphone at him]::Videographer: Hey Mr. Stark. When is somebody going to kill this guy? Just sayin'.::[Stark turns around to face the videographer]::Tony Stark: Is that what you want?::[pauses]::Tony Stark: Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?::[Stark grabs the smartphone and throws it against a column before entering his car]::Tony Stark: Bill me.
[from trailer]::Aldrich Killian: The whole world's gonna be watching.
[from trailer]::The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?
President Ellis: You elected me on a single platform. I will defend this country at all costs. The Mandarin must be stopped!
[from TV spot]::Tony Stark: [suits up] You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.::Pepper Potts: Wow!
The Campaign (2012)
Actors:
Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin (actor),
Dylan McDermott (actor),
John Lithgow (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Will Ferrell (actor),
Dennis Miller (actor),
J.D. Evermore (actor),
John Goodman (actor),
Joe Chrest (actor),
Elton LeBlanc (actor),
Dan Aykroyd (actor),
Brian Cox (actor),
Zach Galifianakis (actor),
Lance E. Nichols (actor),
Seth Morris (actor),
Plot: When Cam Brady (D-NC), a four-term Congressman, becomes a liability, the Motch brothers (think Koch brothers) recruit Marty Huggins, the son of a Republican heavy hitter, to run against him and be their vehicle to establish factories in the district that will import cheap Chinese labor. Trouble is, Marty is a lightweight, so his makeover falls to consultant Tim Wattley. The race tightens as Cam constantly shoots himself in the foot, while the prospect of winning also changes Marty and his family's dynamics. Meanwhile, Cam plays dirty, and Marty cottons on to the Moches' grand plan. What options do the rich have to get their way?
Keywords: baby, bitten-by-snake, camera-shot-from-inside-refrigerator, campaign-finance, campaign-manager, confession, congressional-hearing, congressman, crude-humor, drunk-driving
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: May the best loser win.
Quotes:
Cam Brady: [as Cam sees Marty trying to open the door] Push it.::Mitch: Push it.::Marty Huggins: Push it, push it real good?
Marty Huggins: Bring your brooms cause it's a mess.
Cam Brady: I heard your nickname was Tickleshits in high school, I'm gonna see if it's true! [tackles Huggins and starts to tickle him]::Marty Huggins: [starts to giggle]::Tim Wattley: Don't you dare shit your pants, Marty!
Cam Brady: My heart is pounding. Like a phone book in a dryer.
Mitch: What's it all about?::Cam Brady: America, Jesus, freedom.
Cam Brady: [on answering machine] Hey Shana. It's congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '012.
Marty Huggins: Well, I'll tell you this. I'll make you proud. I will. I'll make you - I'll make you real proud.::Raymond Huggins: I'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening. Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.::Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore Crocs to Mom's funeral... like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual.
Cam Brady: You know the difference between you mum and a washing machine? The washing machine does not follow me around when I dump a load in it.
Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butthole.::Marty Huggins: Why?::Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow.
Wolf Blitzer: Bizarre news coming out of of the 14th district congressional race in North Carolina. Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, punched a baby.::Chris Matthews: This is likely to hurt him with the Christian right, social conservatives. Really any group that opposes baby-punching.::Bill Maher: Baby is fine, and he said he punches like a three year old.
Swing Vote (2008)
Actors:
Willie Nelson (actor),
Mark Moses (actor),
George Lopez (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Judge Reinhold (actor),
Stanley Tucci (actor),
Kelsey Grammer (actor),
Kevin Costner (actor),
Dennis Hopper (actor),
David Dalton (actor),
Gary Farmer (actor),
Nathan Lane (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Mare Winningham (actress),
Mary Hart (actress),
Plot: November, 2004, New Mexico. Bud is a slacker with one good thing in his life, his engaging fifth-grade daughter Molly. On election day, Bud is supposed to meet her at the polling place. When he doesn't show, she sneaks a ballot and is about to vote when the power goes off. It turns out that New Mexico's electoral votes will decide the contest, and there it's tied with one vote needing recasting - Bud's. The world's media and both presidential candidates, including the current President, descend on Bud in anticipation of his re-vote in two weeks. Can the clueless Bud, even with the help of Molly and a local TV reporter, handle this responsibility?
Keywords: abortion, absent-mother, aclu, advertisement, african-american, airforce-one, airplane, albuquerque-new-mexico, american-flag, american-football
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: One ordinary guy is giving the candidates a reason to run.
Quotes:
Bud Johnson: America needs someone who's bigger than their speeches.
Bud Johnson: You guys protect the President!::Lewis: She's... she's smarter.
Bud Johnson: I know exactly what you mean Andy.::President Andrew Boone: Do you?::Bud Johnson: Maybe not...
Bud Johnson: I'll call them back.::Molly Johnson: If we had a phone you could call them back.
Bud Johnson: Did you save me any hot water?::Molly Johnson: I don't know, did the water heater fix itself?
Bud Johnson: What's that?::Molly Johnson: Egg salad.::Bud Johnson: Egg salad?::Molly Johnson: You like egg salad.::Bud Johnson: Yeah but not every damn day.::Molly Johnson: We're on a budget.::Bud Johnson: Well you've got to stir it up a bit.::Molly Johnson: You want to eat better? Drink less beer.
Kate Madison: [bowling] Remember when we were kids? This was the only thing to do on weekends.::Bud Johnson: [laughs] It still is.
President Andrew Boone: Do you like football?::Bud Johnson: I'm an American aren't I?
Molly Johnson: I want to live with Mom.::Bud Johnson: So do I.
Bud Johnson: Jesus, Molly, you've got to quit being such a smartass.::Molly Johnson: And *you* have to stop using 'Jesus' as a cussword all the time. He's a billion people's Saviour.
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)
Actors:
Carlos Gómez (actor),
Bobby Lee (actor),
Charles Fleischer (actor),
Snoop Dogg (actor),
Corey Feldman (actor),
Clint Howard (actor),
Dr. Dre (actor),
Todd Bridges (actor),
W. Earl Brown (actor),
Dennis Burkley (actor),
Andy Dick (actor),
Carson Daly (actor),
Tommy Chong (actor),
Kurt Loder (actor),
Tommy Lee (actor),
Plot: Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing.
Keywords: actor-director, actor-name-in-title, actor-playing-himself, black-comedy, celebrity, character-name-in-title, claim-in-title, death, directed-by-star, faking-own-death
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Hollywood will never be the same.
Quotes:
Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?
Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.
Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!
John Q (2002)
Actors:
Denzel Washington (actor),
Philip Williams (actor),
Gerry Quigley (actor),
Ethan Suplee (actor),
David Thornton (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Nas (actor),
Eddie Griffin (actor),
Jay Leno (actor),
Ray Liotta (actor),
Robert Duvall (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Obba Babatundé (actor),
Laura Harring (actress),
James Woods (actor),
Plot: John Quincy Archibald's son Michael collapses while playing baseball as a result of heart failure. John rushes Michael to a hospital emergency room where he is informed that Michael's only hope is a transplant. Unfortunately, John's insurance won't cover his son's transplant. Out of options, John Q. takes the emergency room staff and patients hostage until hospital doctors agree to do the transplant.
Keywords: abusive-boyfriend, air-conditioning, air-duct, ambulance, ambulance-driver, anti-republican, arrest, auto-repossession, baseball, baseball-hat
Genres:
Crime,
Drama,
Thriller,
Taglines: Give a father no options and you leave him no choice.
Quotes:
John Q. Archibald: The hospital is under new management now! Free health care for everyone!
John Q. Archibald: I AM NOT GOING TO BURY MY SON! MY SON IS GOING TO BURY ME!
Denise: They are releasing him, now you need to do something! DO YOU HEAR ME! DO SOMETHING!
John Q. Archibald: My son is dying, and I'm broke. If I don't qualify for Medicare, WHO THE HELL DOES?
Freddy B: We got sound! Boss! We got sound!::Tuck Lampley: What about picture? We need picture!::Freddy B: Hold on boss, I'm gonna make you famous!
Lester: [laughing in realization] I get it, you a member of the Slapaho Tribe.
Mitch: This country man, can't go anywhere without getting' mugged, or murdered or stabbed. Kids killin' their classmates, drivebys, ya know, I won't even go into a post office any more.::Steve Maguire: Shut up, Mitch.::Dr. Turner: No, you shut up. I hate the little bastard but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.
Denise: [to Rebecca Payne, the hospital administrator] I would tell you what I think of you, but I am a Christian woman.
Mike Archibald: No goodbye, you know I don't like goodbyes. See you later!
John Q. Archibald: Who was driving?::Mitch: Huh?::John Q. Archibald: The car. Who was driving?::Mitch: I was. What's that got to do with anything?::John Q. Archibald: Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?::Mitch: What do you call this? [shows light scratches on arm]::Lester: [laughs]::Mitch: What are you laughing at?::Lester: Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.::Mitch: Screw you man. This shit hurts.::Julie Bird: His airbag went off and mine didn't.::John Q. Archibald: What kind of car do you drive?::Mitch: Mercedes 500.::John Q. Archibald: You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?::Mitch: 1986. It's a classic.::John Q. Archibald: Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.::Lester: [laughs] *Busted!*
Edtv (1999)
Actors:
Jim Meskimen (actor),
Jay Leno (actor),
Martin Landau (actor),
Dennis Hopper (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Matthew McConaughey (actor),
Lowell Ganz (actor),
Phil Hawn (actor),
Woody Harrelson (actor),
Googy Gress (actor),
Adam Goldberg (actor),
Clint Howard (actor),
Charles Arthur Berg (actor),
Rick Overton (actor),
Michael Moore (actor),
Plot: A comedy about a video store clerk Ed whose life is thrown into chaos when he agrees to let an executive of a television studio film him for 24 hours.
Keywords: audition, betrayal, box-office-flop, broadcast, brother-brother-relationship, character-name-in-title, commercialism, dysfunctional-family, escape, family-relationships
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Fame. Be careful. It's out there. Good morning! You're live on EDtv The story of a nobody everybody is watching
Quotes:
Whitaker: Cynthia, another word, and you may consider yourself fired.::Cynthia: Uh-oh. Can you gimme a hint? What word? Uh, *asshole*? *Shithead*? Is that - I bet that - is that one word or two though? I never can remember that. Shithead.
Al: Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!
Al: How about sex?::Ed: I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man.
Cynthia: We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke!
Ken: Of course I stopped payment on the plugs, you gave me DOLL'S hair!
Whitaker: One more word out of you, Cynthia, and you're fired.::Cynthia: Oh, and which word would that be? Asshole? Shithead?
John: Look, Ed, you put *anybody* on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat.
Panel member: A joyous celebration of boobery, that's what it is.
[talking about Ed's dad]::Ed: He cheated on you?::Ed's mother: Well, he had medical problems, he said the woman he was with was a nurse.::Ed: And you believed him!::Ed's mother: Well, she had white shoes.::Ed: So does Grandma! So does Sahquille O-Neil!
Al: I'm gonna go take a piss. Wish me luck.
Primary Colors (1998)
Actors:
J.C. Quinn (actor),
Rob Reiner (actor),
Paul Guilfoyle (actor),
James Earl Jones (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Bill Maher (actor),
Robert Klein (actor),
Kevin Cooney (actor),
Brian Markinson (actor),
James Denton (actor),
James DuMont (actor),
Robert Easton (actor),
Larry Hagman (actor),
Chelcie Ross (actor),
Geraldo Rivera (actor),
Plot: Jack Stanton is running for president. The election is seen through the eyes of young Henry Burton. Along the way Stanton must deal with a sex scandal.
Keywords: adultery, american-flag, balloon, based-on-novel, blackmail, campaign-manager, candidate, cocaine, cover-up, cynicism
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: What went down on the way to the top. He was born to run How Much Spin Does It Take To Win?
Quotes:
Jack Stanton: We can do incredible things. We can change this country. I'm gonna win this thing. Look me in the eye, Henry, and tell me that you don't want to be a part of it.
[about Jack Stanton]::Libby Holden: He's poked his pecker in some sorry trash bins.
[with a gun in her enemy's crotch]::Libby Holden: I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!
[on the fealty of political bosses]::Richard Jemmons: That's what these guys do. They love you and then stop lovin' you.
Libby Holden: From now on you can call me the "Dust Buster." I'm stronger than dirt.
Susan Stanton: The only shot we have here is to be perfect.
Gov. Jack Stanton: [handing Picker the scandalous information concerning his dealings with Reyes] This is the only copy left. I want you to have it because it might help you to know what someone else may find. I shouldn't have looked for it. I'm really sorry.::Gov. Fred Picker: Fuckin' cocaine. You know, I was really so successful at everything I did. Business, politics, hell, I could handle anything... except cocaine. Only I didn't know that because of cocaine. That's what really fucked up my marriage. It wasn't anything else. And... [pause] I did go to bed with 'Renzo once or twice. Hell, it was just a coke thing. I could do anything, so I did that too. [pause] I'm seeing a really nice woman now... I suppose I have to tell her. [voice breaking] Hell of a price to pay, isn't it?::Gov. Jack Stanton: Well, maybe no one will find out.::Gov. Fred Picker: Well, you did... in a day. I should never have said yes to Mrs. Harris. But I liked what Harris was doing, and I thought I'd give it a week, and it just took off. Once I did that blood thing, God...::Gov. Jack Stanton: [interrupting]... but that was great politics.::Gov. Fred Picker: Yeah... amazing, wasn't it? Jack, I'd like to thank you for coming here, the honorable way you have. I was wrong to stay in. I just hope that maybe when I quit, they won't hit it as hard. And my boys, I really don't want them to know about 'Renzo. The problem is, the bottom line is, I'm going to be a national joke... and I'm going to have to explain it all to my boys... either way. Because no matter what I do, the press is still going to find out the rest of it, aren't they?::Gov. Jack Stanton: If they think it will sell one newspaper, yes.::Gov. Fred Picker: [breaking down] Oh, my God.::Gov. Jack Stanton: [putting his hand on Picker's shoulder] If there's anything I can do... anything... that can make it a little better... [stands and leaves as Picker weeps]
Richard Jemmons: I got a python in here... [Richard unzips his pants and exposes himself to Jennifer at campaign office in front of everyone]::Jennifer Rogers: [awkwardly] I've never seen one that... old... before [Richard is stunned] .::Howard Ferguson: [softly] Come on, Richard... let's just park that Mustang back in the garage [leading him away] .
Gov. Jack Stanton: I'm going to tell you something really outrageous. I'm going to tell you the truth.
Susan Stanton: Your grandfather was a great man. Jack Stanton could also be a great man, if he wasn't such a faithless, thoughtless, disorganized, undisciplined shit.