Spanners (2013)

Actors: Richard Tanner (actor), John Campbell-Mac (actor), Leonard Kelly-Young (actor), Jim Storm (actor), Will Beinbrink (actor), Shawn Parsons (actor), Michael J. Sielaff (actor), Christine Kellogg-Darrin (actress), Aubrey Wakeling (actor), Patrick Lander (actor), Shawn Christian (actor), David C. Keith (editor), Rane Jameson (actor), David C. Keith (producer), Bomani Story (producer),

Genres: Sci-Fi,

Ike vs. Vin (2012)

Actors: Isaac N. Burrows (actor), Isaac N. Burrows (producer), Isaac N. Burrows (writer), Isaac N. Burrows (director), Isaac N. Burrows (editor), Vincent M. Burrows (producer), Vincent M. Burrows (actor), Vincent M. Burrows (writer), Christos Y. Darzentas (actor), John P. Phillippe (actor),

Genres: Action,

Dolina roz (2011)

Actors: Anatoliy Belyy (actor), Vitaliy Khaev (actor), Oksana Fandera (actress), Gundars Abolins (actor), Yuliya Snigir (actress), Boris Tenin (actor), Oleg Antonov (writer), Roman Makedonsky (actor), Andrei Feofanov (composer), Andrei Feofanov (producer), Artyom Grigorev (producer), Alexandre Gorelov (actor), Ivars Puga (actor), Dmitry Cherkasov (writer), Roman Morozov (producer),

Genres: Drama,

The Trouble with Money (2006)

Actors: Bob Costas (actor), Bill Walton (actor), G. Gordon Liddy (actor), Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph (actor), Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph (director), Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph (editor), Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph (producer), Cookie 'Chainsaw' Randolph (writer), Mike Keneally (composer), Dave Rickards (actor), Dave Rickards (producer), Pavel Sfera (actor), Luke Walton (actor), Kristen Garcia (actress), Tom Stephenson (actor),

Plot: Shamus O'Reilly is supposed to receive $1 million for a scandalous video-tape desperately wanted by notorious businessman Kaiser Poppo. Before Shamus arrives for the switch, Poppo's thugs accidentally give the money to Shamus look-alike Dave Rickards, a radio host in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rickards is chased through the streets of San Diego and onto a train, where he makes a clean get-away with the cash. Now Poppo wants both the video and his money back, but must contend with the FBI, con men, and his long-time nemesis "The Greek". Despite advice from San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders and Watergate legend G. Gordon Liddy, Rickards loses track of both the money and the video-tape. He is then tricked into a dramatic showdown with Kaiser Poppo and a 30-year-old secret is finally revealed.

Keywords: audio-surveillance, bathroom, chase, con, disguise, escape, fbi-agent, gangster, look-alike, mayor
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: If someone handed you $1,000,000-- how fast would you run?

Romance & Cigarettes (2005)

Actors: Amy Sedaris (actress), Elaine Stritch (actress), John Turturro (actor), Mary-Louise Parker (actress), Eddie Izzard (actor), Susan Sarandon (actress), Adam LeFevre (actor), James Gandolfini (actor), Christopher Walken (actor), David Thornton (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Tony Goldwyn (actor), Bobby Cannavale (actor), Aida Turturro (actress), Mandy Moore (actress),

Plot: Down-and-dirty musical love story set in the world of the working class. Nick is an ironworker who builds and repairs bridges. He's married to Kitty, a dressmaker, a strong and gentle woman with whom he has three daughters. He is carrying on a torrid affair with a redheaded woman named Tula. Nick is basically a good, hardworking man driven forward by will and blinded by his urges. Like Oedipus at Colonus, he is sent into exile and searches to find his way back through the damage he has done. Explores the cost and value of a relationship through life and death. When the characters can no longer express themselves with language, they break into song, lip-synching the tunes lodged in their subconscious. It is their way to escape the harsh reality of their world - to dream, to remember, and to connect to another human being.

Keywords: adultery, belly-dancer, cemetery, choir, church, cleavage, confessional, cult-film, dark-comedy, death-of-father
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: A Savage Musical

Quotes:

Kitty Kane: You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass.

Cousin Bo: Some people fear the Lord. I fear women.::Kitty Kane: What really happened between you and Roe?::Cousin Bo: Roe... was my first love. I traced her name in cow shit. She was my first, my last, my everything.::Kitty Kane: Was it um... true? I mean that, you had...?::Cousin Bo: What?::Kitty Kane: Um... trouble?::Cousin Bo: Only with Roe. With other chicks, I'm Barry White. I go to the meat market.

Nick Murder: Are you circumcised?::Angelo: What?::Nick Murder: Are you circumcised?::Angelo: Circularized?::Nick Murder: No, circumcised.::Angelo: My circulation's fine.::Nick Murder: No, are you circumcised?

Rosebud: I heard you with Fryburg. He makes loud noises, and I hear them.::Constance: He makes loud noises?::Rosebud: Yeah, I wanna make them too. I told my psychiatrist.::Constance: What?::Rosebud: Well I had nothin' else to tell him so...::Fryburg: HEY!::Constance: Oh, fuck off, Fryburg.::Fryburg: I'm a fucking star!::Constance: Did he do his Richard Gere for you, jumping all around in his jockstrap?::Fryburg: GEAR!::Rosebud: I love Richard Gere. He's hot.::Fryburg: Hot chocolate!

Baby: Dad?::Nick Murder: Yeah.::Baby: I'm going into wedlock.

Nick Murder: Would you give me one more chance? Please? I'll do anything! Anything! I'll give you anything! I love you. Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in the movies or in books but I love. I have love to give.

Cousin Bo: I wanna buzz your butt.

Constance: Porkchops!::Rosebud: Porkchops!::Constance: Lambchops!::Rosebud: Lambchops!

Nick Murder: Two, two things a man should know how to do...::Nick Murder: Be romantic and smoke his brains out.::Gene Vincent: I agree...

Tula: [to Nick Murder] G-strings, push-up bras, teddies, garter belts, crotchless pantyhose. Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell. To rich, tan, bored housewives who take the fat from the ass cheeks and inject it into their lips. You gonna kiss someone's ass then you should know that that's what you're kissing. Personally, I think that kissing's sexier than shagging, but you're sucking on chicken fat there. Not that their husbands mind. You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings, going to the fuckin' opera, taking one up the bum for the queen while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. "Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite?" What they need, these women, is a good old-fashioned horse-fuck. They can buy all the new panties they want, but they get stained, don't they? Stained panties are part of life no matter how hard you wipe.::Tula: I think you're dead sexy. Not at first, then one day I looked up and saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. That's a man, I said to meself. A real man. Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. You're way too old for me, but I figure you only go around once in life. I got, what, 75 years? Don't get hit by a bus. I want to kiss you, big man. Give you a big sloppy, wet kiss. You won't tell anyone that? Inch by inch the elephant fucked the ant.

The Moor (2005)

Actors: Joan Blair (actress), Timothy Carhart (actor), Michael Dempsey (actor), Jill Andre (actress), Kimberley Browning (producer), Shannon Mitchell (editor), Kathryn Shemanek (costume designer), Cato (composer), Russell Banks (writer), Tony Harras (actor), Ed Nachtrieb (producer), Scot Renfro (actor), Caerthan Banks (writer), Caerthan Banks (producer), Caerthan Banks (director),

Plot: One night at a restaurant, Warren Lowe notices a striking older woman celebrating her 80th birthday. He's seen her before. Thirty years earlier, when she was 49 and he was 19, they were entangled in an intense, secret love affair, which ended when Gail moved away. As he struggles to connect the vivacious, middle-aged woman of his past with the old woman he sees now, the two of them take a bittersweet journey through time, place and memory. "The Moor" is a haunting tale about love and loss, youth and old age, dreams and disappointments, truths and lies.

Genres: Drama, Short,

Cool and the Crazy (1994)

Actors: Ralph Bakshi (director), Alicia Silverstone (actress), Debra Hill (producer), Ralph Bakshi (writer), John Hawkes (actor), John Kapelos (actor), Jared Leto (actor), Jennifer Blanc (actress), Joseph G. Medalis (actor), Larry Bock (editor), Hummie Mann (composer), Tuesday Knight (actress), Rodrigo Obregón (actor), Pancho Mansfield (miscellaneous crew), Lou Arkoff (producer),

Plot: Michael and Roslyn are high school sweethearts who are now married with children in their early 20's. Roslyn's friend, Joannie, convinces her to have an affair with bad boy Joey. Joey is a very bad boy.

Keywords: 1950s, adulterer, adulteress, adulterous-husband, adulterous-mother, adulterous-wife, adultery, cheat, cheater, cheating-husband
Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Young... Beautiful... Deadly. "You have to live before you die........"

Quotes:

Michael: What are you doing?::Lorraine: I'm going to New York to open a whorehouse, Michael.::Michael: Look, Lorraine, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said before.::Lorraine: I know you didn't, Michael. But I'm going to New York with Jack. It got too stuffy here.::Michael: I don't get it, Lorraine.::Lorraine: You really want to know?::Michael: Yeah.::Lorraine: You've got these rules, Michael... but whose rules are they? Whose dream are you buying into? You've been angry for so long you don't even know it. We're all scared... but somehow we don't believe that babies, TV sets, two-car garages and McCarthy are going to make us happy. You think Roslyn did something wrong. Maybe in your world she did, but in our world she's just fighting for some sort of freedom - freedom from slavery she can't even explain. Don't you see, Michael? Life is not wall-to-wall carpeting with half down and the rest of your life to pay. You and I had a good time, some tenderness... but you can't even enjoy it because somewhere in your mind it was dirty... un-American. Figure out what you want, Michael. I'm not sure time is on your side. At any rate... adios. I'll send you the bill.

Michael: What a bunch of saps we are.

Joannie: Listen, Roslyn, I've been thinking.::Roslyn: After what I just heard, you were not thinking.::Joannie: Come on, come on. This is serious. This is our lives, not some dress rehearsal. I'm tired of being some slave. I spent my whole life watching my mother cook and clean, never leave the house, never leave the valley. She died looking a hundred. She was only 45. She started out just like us - love in Hollywood High. Next thing you know, there's no money, no love, nothing. She raised all of us. So what? She broke her ass like a Mexican maid, and maybe every two weeks, she'd scrape together a few pennies for a hair set and wash, reading her Hollywood magazines for her high on Hollywood boulevard next to the studios. Big deal.::Roslyn: You're having an affair, aren't you?::Joannie: We have to live before we die. We're kids playing mothers to kids... and that includes our so-called husbands.

Michael: [after seeing her sniff a line of cocaine] What kind of dinner is that?::Lorraine: Expensive.

[Michael is watching TV when the phone rings]::Michael: Hello?::Joey: I'm gonna take her clothes off real slow... till she's begging for it. And then I'm only going to give it to her... when she admits that you're a piece of shit -::[Michael hangs the phone up]

Joey: Women are dumb. Dumber than corn.

Lorraine: So, how's it going over in Burbank with you guys?::Michael: Well, it got real exciting one night - Sullivan had Presley on. It could be worse... I guess.::Lorraine: Well, Michael, hardly any of my friends - probably none -were married at 18 and had a kid at 19. That's got to be hard.::Michael: You live with those sick beatniks in Venice. Most of my friends who grew up with me are married. That's how we all became men.::Lorraine: We're not sick. We're just horny.::Michael: Well, maybe I'll come and visit you one day... if you promise me that you won't play that record.::Lorraine: You don't like Chet Baker?::Michael: I don't understand it. It has no beat. I mean, how do you dance to it?::Lorraine: Try listening to the feelings, Michael.

Joannie: [to Roslyn] No nooky again, huh?

Callan (1974)

Actors: Don Sharp (director), Nadim Sawalha (actor), David Graham (actor), Kenneth Griffith (actor), David Prowse (actor), Edward Woodward (actor), Pamela Davies (miscellaneous crew), Don Henderson (actor), Carl Möhner (actor), Tom Laughlin (actor), Wilfred Josephs (composer), Catherine Schell (actress), Eric Porter (actor), Teddy Darvas (editor), Peter Egan (actor),

Plot: David Callan, top agent/assassin for the S.I.S., was forced to retired because he had lost his nerve. Now, Callan is called back into service to handle the assassination of Schneider, a German businessman. His former boss promises Callan that he'll be returned to active status if he follows orders, but as always Callan refuses to act until he knows why Schneider has been marked for death. This film is a remake of the same story presented in "A Magnum for Schneider."

Keywords: based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, independent-film, remake, sequel, spy
Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Callan... doesn't make friends - and all his enemies are dead! Hotter than Hell... Bolder than Bond! Your favourite undercover agent blasts the big screen

Quotes:

Lonely: You hit Arthur?::David Callan: I hit him... and he died of it.

Hunter: What about Meres?::David Callan: I believe he is unconscious, though with Meres it is difficult to tell.

David Callan: [after beating Meres in a fistfight] Now will you SHUT UP! I! AM! TIRED!

Hunter: Did you rebuke Lonely?::David Callan: [depressed] Yes.::Hunter: Sufficiently?::David Callan: [angry] He thinks so!

Schneider: [after Callan deliberately spills the box of model soldiers in front of Schneider] I see another madman!

A Wedding (1961)

Actors: Roy Kinnear (actor), Anton Chekhov (writer), Graham Armitage (actor), Reginald Marsh (actor), Hilary Mason (actress), Robert Gillespie (actor), Rosemary Hill (producer), Dennis Edwards (actor), John Gill (actor), Roger Kemp (actor), Julia McCarthy (actress), Dallas Cavell (actor), Louis Raynes (actor), Nancy Adams (actress), Eric Bentley (writer),

Plot: Class distinctions, inferiority complexes, and social climbing abound as the bride, groom, and their families gather for a wedding banquet. There's a rumor that a general will be in attendance, secured by a real estate agent at one family's expense. After an argument about electricity, which exposes both the ignorance and the combativeness of the bride, the general does arrive, ear trumpet in hand. He commands the attention of all. But will tranquility last until the group photo?

Keywords: argument, army-general, best-man, bride, captain, celebration, deaf, dinner, dinner-party, ear-trumpet
Genres: Drama,

The Show (1927)

Actors: Tod Browning (producer), Waldemar Young (writer), Dorothy Sebastian (actress), Gertrude Short (actress), Joseph Farnham (writer), Polly Moran (actress), Agostino Borgato (actor), Russ Powell (actor), Francis Powers (actor), John Gilbert (actor), Edward Connelly (actor), Renée Adorée (actress), Lionel Barrymore (actor), Jules Cowles (actor), Tod Browning (director),

Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Cock Robin: God but you're a real dame... right straight through to the core.::Cock Robin: You shouldn't have to live in the same world with a thing like me.

Cock Robin: Christ! He's dead!

Salome: You keep away from him!::Salome: Youre hired as freaks... not vampires!