Afterwards (2008)

Actors: Marc Missonnier (producer), Brigitte Catillon (actress), Alexandre Desplat (composer), Jean-Patrick Joseph (miscellaneous crew), Marie-Noelle Hauville (miscellaneous crew), Benoît Mathieu (miscellaneous crew), Pascale Bussières (actress), John Malkovich (actor), Mark Camacho (actor), Olivier Delbosc (producer), Jason Cavalier (actor), Elizabeth Tremblay (miscellaneous crew), Romain Duris (actor), Evangeline Lilly (actress), Guy Efrat (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Nathan, a brilliant New York lawyer who leads a life of professional success, but his private life is pretty dismal since he divorced Claire, his only love. Until he meets Doctor Kay, a mysterious doctor who introduces himself as a "Messenger." He claims that he can sense when certain people are about to die, and that he is sent to help them put their life in order before it's too late. Nathan doesn't believe a word of this, but soon afterwards he witnesses some disconcerting scenes which seem to confirm the doctor's claims.

Keywords: accidental-death, bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, cheating-death, children, death, death-of-a-baby, death-of-family-member, death-of-father, death-of-loved-one
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,

The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)

Actors: Michael Soldier (actor), Sean Abley (producer), Tom Devlin (actor), Sean Abley (actor), Timothy Kelley (actor), Lola Wallace (actress), Jim Polivka (actor), Corey Marshall (actor), Mari Marks (actress), Andrew van Baal (editor), Derek Long (actor), Sara Raftery (actress), Kelsea Button (actress), Bob Koenig (actor), Allie Rivenbark (actress),

Plot: Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five 'couples' find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There's Dom and Alex, the 'performers' and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial 'lipsticks'. There's also Mike and Eric, the upscale 'yuppie' power couple and their annoying 'fag-hag' friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and 'personal trainer'. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. "A small slice of paradise here in the desert". As the guests check in, they slowly come to realize (and some too late!) that The Sahara Salvation is not all it appears to be!

Keywords: bare-chested-male, bed-and-breakfast, black-leather-chaps, blood, body-shaving, briefs, camp, characters-killed-one-by-one, gay, gay-couple
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: You can't check in without getting checked out.

Quotes:

Luella: Pretty girls must die!

Luella: Mary Maria wasn't a nun. She was a lesbian pretending to be a nun.

Lizette: Where's the fucking mini-bar?

Mike: He's an expert. I'm an expert too... in Judo.

Helen: There's too many fucking assholes!

Luella: Is that you, Manfred? Where are you calling from?

Helen: Manfred? Where's his head?

Gabby: [after receiving a prank call] I hate gay hotels.

Luella: But when I saw what was underneath Manfred's little blanket, I knew he was special.

Gabby: Shut the door so it can't get in!::Starr: So what can't get in?::Gabby: Some homicidal freaking ghoul in this house of freaks!

The Pitch (2007)

Actors: DeWalt Mix (editor), Paul Anderson (actor), Paul Anderson (actor), Paul Anderson (actor), Paul Anderson (writer),

Genres: Short,
Taglines: Is it the Message or the Messenger?

Revenge (2007)

Actors: Casey Wilson (actress), Scott McAboy (producer), Sam Citron (editor), Joshua Funk (actor), Joshua Funk (miscellaneous crew), Michaela Watkins (actress), Noureen DeWulf (actress), Robert Hoffman (actor), Damon Santostefano (writer), Damon Santostefano (director), Damon Santostefano (producer), Marc Evan Jackson (actor), Amy Sydorick (producer), Jonathan Chase (actor), Nyima Funk (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Felix the Christ (2006)

Actors: Todd Robert Anderson (actor), Tiffany Brouwer (actress), Jace Smith (composer), Andrew Barth (director), Andrew Barth (actor), Carina Nilsson (actress), Andrew Barth (writer), Jason Rohrer (actor), Stacey DeSimone (actress), Michael L. Holland (producer), Michael L. Holland (actor), Jeff McLaughlin (producer), Greg Sidnam (actor), Ken Cosby (actor), Shannon McNally (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Godma (2006)

Actors: Stefan Kollmuss (actor), Teresa Berkin (actress), Phillip Roebuck (actor), Eugenia Care (actress), Jona Newhall (actor), Wayne Baldwin (actor), Byron Lane (actor), Anna Lodej (actress), Negar Saddigh (actress), Xochitl Dorsey (actress), Rocsana Saddigh (director), Matthew Haddad (actor), Rocsana Saddigh (writer), Rocsana Saddigh (editor), Rocsana Saddigh (producer),

Plot: A young girl ditches her stifling Catholic school, and embarks on a surreal adventure to find God. Along the way, she meets an odd array of fanatics; from a crazed cult of brunettes to a burly gypsy. As each sect attempts to sway her, she finds truth from an unlikely source.

Keywords: reference-to-god
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: God is nowhere.

The J2 Project (2002)

Actors: Julius Onah (actor), George W. Bush (actor), Pope John Paul II (actor), Alex Horwitz (writer), Alex Horwitz (actor), Alex Horwitz (editor), Alex Horwitz (director), Peter Cambor (actor), Jereme Axelrod (actor), Jennifer Russell (costume designer), Jeff Zorabedian (actor), David Conaway (actor), Sara Elisa Lesin (actress), Sara Elisa Lesin (producer), Monique Brook (actress),

Plot: An ancient, blood-stained sandal is found in the Middle East and traced back to Christ. A cloning procedure and media circus follows, and years later we catch up with the key players in the drama: a corrupt Cardinal, a geneticist, a psychologist, and a clone named J2.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, cloning, number-in-title, reference-to-jesus-christ
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,
Taglines: Jesus is Cloning

Mississippi Masala (1991)

Actors: Roshan Seth (actor), Anjan Srivastav (actor), Sharmila Tagore (actress), Mira Nair (director), Mira Nair (producer), Roberto Silvi (editor), Denzel Washington (actor), Mohan Agashe (actor), Sarita Choudhury (actress), Charles S. Dutton (actor), Mira Nair (actress), Lydia Dean Pilcher (producer), Sherrill Smith (miscellaneous crew), Ranjit Chowdhry (actor), Michael Nozik (producer),

Plot: An Indian family is expelled from Uganda when Idi Amin takes power. They move to Mississippi and time passes. The Indian daughter falls in love with a black man, and the respective families have to come to terms with it.

Keywords: africa, african-american, asian-american, bicultural, community, cultural-assimilation, cultural-difference, cultural-misunderstanding, culture-clash, culture-shock
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Passion. Tradition. Mix It Up. Romeo and Juliet had it easy.

Quotes:

Jammubhai: I'm ashamed of you! I am so ashamed of you!::Anil: [referring to Meena's family] Why do you always take their side? I worked hard for this motel and I am *not* running a charity!::Jammubhai: Anil, you have become American.::Anil: So what? I'm living in America! You don't like it? Then go back to India!

Okelo: You gave an interview on BBC saying that Amin was evil. Are you mad? What about Kinnu? What about Meena? Do you ever think of them?::Jay: What should I have done? Remain silent? That is the coward's way!::Okelo: Don't talk to me about cowards! That's what you are. You're not leaving because you're scared to leave. You are scared of leaving Uganda.::Jay: Why should I go? Why should I go? Okelo, this is my home.::Okelo: Not anymore, Jay. Africa is for Africans. *Black* Africans.

Meena: [after Jay and Kinnu discover her and Demetrius's relationship] What about me? What about me? I've never asked you for anything! Never expected anything! I'm 24 years old, and I'm still here! Stuck *here!* You think I'm happy? I love him. That's not a crime, is it?::Kinnu: You call this love? When all you have done is bring such shame upon our heads?::Meena: I didn't do anything! *They* barged in!::Jay: Don't answer back! At least have the decency to be sorry!::Meena: I am sorry about this mess, but I'm not sorry I'm in love with him.

Williben Williams: What's wrong with you, boy? Don't you know the rules?::Demetrius Williams: Daddy, I didn't do nothing wrong.::Williben Williams: Mr. Morgan helped you get that loan to start up this business. Now, how am I going to be able to show my face around them after this?::Aunt Rose: That Mr. Morgan, he didn't give his own money. All he did was recommend Demetrius to the bank! See, all you and the rest of them want is for him to know his place and stay in it! But the days of slavery, they're over, Williben!::Dexter Williams: Yeah, boy!::Aunt Rose: *Hush!*::Dexter Williams: [falls silent]

The Rapture (1991)

Actors: David Duchovny (actor), Brad Stephens (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Newman (composer), Bundy Chanock (miscellaneous crew), Dick Anthony Williams (actor), Will Patton (actor), Henry Kingi (actor), Nick Wechsler (producer), Mimi Rogers (actress), Patrick Bauchau (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), James Le Gros (actor), Rustam Branaman (actor), Phillip L. Rosen (miscellaneous crew), Scott Burkholder (actor),

Plot: This is the story of a young woman (who lives in Los Angeles) with a very boring job. At night however, she and a male partner cruise the bars as swingers. After a time, she begins to believe that a conspiracy exists and decides that she must become a born-again Christian. The movie presents an interesting view of how even the most unlikely person might become born-again.

Keywords: airport-bar, apocalypse, assumption, atheism, atheist, bare-chested-male, belief-in-god, belief-in-heaven, bible, bible-in-hotel
Genres: Drama, Mystery,
Taglines: Rapture (rap'chur) 1. ecstatic joy or delight. 2. a state of extreme sexual ecstasy. 3. the feeling of being transported to another sphere of existence. 4. the experience of being spirited away to Heaven just before the Apocalypse.

Quotes:

Angie: Have you heard the word of God? It's the greatest gift of all time. You have to trust completely in God. He'll forgive you of all your sins.::Sharon: Who forgives God?

Randy: Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.

Randy: [to Louis, who holds a gun] I have a little girl.::Louis: So what?::[Louis shoots him]

Mary: No... I miss my daddy!::Sharon: Oh, honey, I miss your daddy too.::Mary: I want to go to heaven so I can see him again.

Randy: Sharon, don't you understand what's going on? The world's a disaster. We have no power to make it better. You hate your job; you hate your life; but you want to feel special. Instead of letting me do that, you're rushing off to something that's not even there.

Sharon: There has to be something more.::Randy: Why?::Sharon: I'm tired of all the pain in my life. I'm tired of feeling empty all the time.

Vic: You fell in love!::Sharon: Yes.::Vic: Wait 'til he finds out about you.::Sharon: Oh, he knows all about me.::Vic: Is he as bad a boy as I am?::Sharon: I think you should meet him.::Vic: You told him about me?::Sharon: I told you. He knows everything.::Vic: He's rich, right? He's some rich guy and you fell for some line of his.::Sharon: You could love him too, Vic.::Vic: You fell for some rich homosexual!::[Vic doubles up laughing]::Sharon: He's the Lord Jesus Christ, Vic. He's the Son of God.

Sharon: Have you been saved?::Deputy Foster: No.::Sharon: Do you know what that means?::Deputy Foster: Yeah.::Sharon: Would you like to be?::Deputy Foster: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, who wouldn't?

[first lines]::Sharon: Please hold for the number. Operator 134. What city please? Is that a business or residence?

[last lines]::Sharon: Forever.

Alice's Restaurant (1969)

Actors: Arlo Guthrie (writer), Graham Jarvis (actor), Pete Seeger (actor), Arthur Penn (director), Arthur Penn (writer), Arlo Guthrie (composer), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Arlo Guthrie (actor), Anna Hill Johnstone (costume designer), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Dede Allen (editor), MacIntyre Dixon (actor), Hillard Elkins (producer), Thomas De Wolfe (actor), Joseph Manduke (producer),

Plot: Arlo Guthrie's song is converted into a motion picture. Arlo goes to see Alice for Thanksgivng and as a favor takes her trash to the dump. When the dump is closed, he drops it on top of another pile of garbage at the bottom of a ravine. When the local sheriff finds out a major manhunt begins. Arlo manages to survive the courtroom experience but it haunts him when he is to be inducted into the army via the draft. The movie follows the song with Arlo's voice over as both music and narration.

Keywords: actor-playing-himself, adultery, apostrophe-in-title, arrest, bare-breasts, barn, based-on-song, bipolar-disorder, blizzard, boarding-house
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Where the heads of all nations meet Every Generation Has A Story To Tell.

Quotes:

Arlo Guthrie: Group W is where they putcha if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin' people on the bench there. There was mother rapers... father stabbers... father rapers... Father rapers! Sittin' right there on the bench next to me!

Officer Obie: Want your wallets and your belts. Put everything on the desk.::Arlo Guthrie: I can understand you wanting our wallets, so we don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want our belts for?::Officer Obie: Kid, we don't want any hanging.::Arlo Guthrie: [pause] Obie, do you think we're gonna hang ourselves for littering?

Arlo Guthrie: Just what I've always wanted.::Alice Brock: A restaurant?::Arlo Guthrie: No, a friend with a restaurant.

Alice Brock: Take off those handcuffs!::Officer Obie: You're interfering in the performance of my duties.::Alice Brock: You're a meathead - haven't you play-acted cop enough for one day?::Officer Obie: This side is reserved for officers of the law and criminals.::Alice Brock: Pig-eyed idiot!::Officer Obie: Alice, I've had enough garbage for one day, yours and theirs.::Alice Brock: Stupid bastard!::Officer Obie: Alice...::Alice Brock: Cradle hopper!::Officer Obie: Alice!::Alice Brock: Turkey raper!

Arlo Guthrie: Obie, when do we get our bread and water?::Officer Obie: Shut up, kid.

Arlo Guthrie: Girdles feel funny.

Arlo Guthrie: What funny smell? [covering up the weed box]

Arlo Guthrie: [unable to fill his urine-sample jar, at his Army physical] Anybody got some to spare?

Criminal: [approaching Arlo on the bench] Kid, what'd you get?::Arlo Guthrie: I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars, and pick up the garbage.

Girl: [as Arlo leads donkey into the church] You can ride him to Canada!::Boy: [about to be drafted] Been wondering how to get my ass across the border.