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Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time. Formerly the World No. 1, he is the highest-paid professional athlete in the world, having earned an estimated US$90.5 million from winnings and endorsements in 2010.
Woods turned professional in 1996, and by April 1997 he had already won his first major, the 1997 Masters. He first reached the number one position in the world rankings in June 1997. Through the 2000s, Woods was the dominant force in golf, spending 264 weeks from August 1999 to September 2004 and 281 weeks from June 2005 to October 2010 as world number one. From December 2009 to early April 2010, Woods took leave from professional golf to focus on his marriage after he admitted infidelity. His multiple infidelities were revealed by several different women, through many worldwide media sources. This was followed by a loss of form, and his ranking gradually fell to a low of #58 in November 2011. He snapped a career-long winless streak of 107 weeks when he captured the Chevron World Challenge in December 2011. As of April 8, 2012, he is ranked #8.
Actors: Ric Young (producer), Harvey Lowry (producer), Jeffrey Giles (miscellaneous crew), Arnold Chun (producer), Michael Lurie (miscellaneous crew), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Chanel Ryan (actress), Chris Pentzell (writer), Stephanie Danielson (actress), Chris Pentzell (actor), Stephanie Danielson (actress), Mike Nyman (actor), Britt Prentice (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Horror,Actors: Deon Richmond (actor), Michael C. Watkins (producer), Shauntay Hinton (actress), Steve Sirkis (actor), John Gilbert (actor), Herme Chua (actor), Kary Parks (actress), Xavier Green (director), Rachel Greene (actress), Steve Watkins (writer), Kris Campbell (actor), Xavier Green (producer), Steve Watkins (producer), Cailin Mendes (actress), Dwayne Colber (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Eban Schletter (composer), Norman Lear (producer), Ralph Cole Jr. (actor), Ron Butler (composer), Ron Butler (actor), Ron Butler (writer), Ron Butler (director), Ron Butler (producer), Tohoru Masamune (actor), Sita Young (actress), Chris Dotson (actor), Jaylen Moore (actor), Teresa Huang (actress), Marilyn Rising (actress), Natalie O'Brien (costume designer),
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical, Short,Actors: Desmon Heck (actor), Ric Maddox (actor), Konstantin Lavysh (actor), Ingrid Clay (actress), Christina Maria Davis (actress), Holly Gagnier (actress), Elena Fabri (actress), Tony Calle (actor), Tony Dang (actor), Kelly Erin Decker (actress), Denise Carroll (actress), Elyté Salna (actress), Chris Davison (director), Chris Davison (writer), Leigh Ann Smith (actress),
Genres: Comedy, Music, Musical, Short,Actors: Larry Groupé (composer), Dean Cain (actor), Mark Maine (actor), Mark Maine (producer), Mark Maine (writer), Dean Cameron (actor), Jossara Jinaro (actress), Rico E. Anderson (actor), Veronica Alicino (actress), David H. Lawrence XVII (actor), Christopher Showerman (actor), Mark Melnick (editor), David Ellison (actor), Vida Maine (actress), Vida Maine (producer),
Plot: Eric, a highly-gifted golfer but radically-undisciplined college undergrad, finds his world drastically altered after losing a golf bet to a pair of sadistic plastic surgeons. Eric's bad-boy attitude lifestyle comes to a screeching halt as he loses his money, his girlfriend, his dignity and his golf swing. Eric and his best friend Tyler decide to take on the doctors, in a final golf match of "Best-Ball" to get his life back and become the man he should have been all along.
Keywords: ball, bet, black-humor, boy-with-glasses, college, college-student, female-nudity, girlfriend, golf, golf-ballActors: Lincoln Hoppe (actor), Tom Arnold (producer), Joe Hartzler (actor), Cooper Harris (actress), Jason Schmid (writer), Jason Schmid (director), Jason Schmid (editor), Jason Schmid (producer), Adam Harrington (actor), Adam Harrington (writer), Griffin Kohout (actor), Jake Bern (actor), Jake Bern (producer), Jake Bern (writer), Michael A. Reagan (composer),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Donald Glover (actor), Lisa Goldberg (producer), James Weaver (producer), James Weaver (director), Theodore Bressman (writer), David Weaver (editor),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Breven Angaelica Warren (actress), Jeffrey A. Fisher (producer), Jeffrey A. Fisher (director), Stuart Rigby (actor), Jon Hotchkiss (producer), Joe Manuella (actor), Jessica Hughes (actress), Devin McGovern (producer), Zach Alden (actor), Joel Friedman (director), Teddy Valenti (producer), Pavel Sfera (actor), Lissa Negrin (actress), David Tittle (producer), Joe Richards (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Dennis Farina (actor), Quentin Tarantino (actor), Rokki James (producer), Rokki James (actor), Rokki James (director), Rokki James (writer), Desi Singh (actor), Matthew McGrory (actor), Craig Gellis (actor), Sofia Shinas (actress), Elias McCabe (actor), Celeste Octavia (actress), Shannon Fenady (actor), Jay Kruetzer (actor), Peter Tsadilas (producer),
Plot: First day on the job publicist Mark Clock has the assignment of a lifetime; to pick up A list Brad Beau Hodges (modeled after Brad Pitt) and while avoiding paparazzi, safely escort the celebrity to his own surprise birthday party in Malibu. The mission goes sour when Brad accidentally drinks a coke containing roach repellent at a Nuclear Power Plant located in Sun Valley, Ca. Bear (modeled after Kid Rock / power plant supervisor) suggests taking Brad to the nearest supermarket and purchase a laxative as an antidote for relieving Brad from his Planet of the Apes hallucinations caused by the poisoned soda. The two elect to stop at Mark's psychiatrist before the supermarket run. Dr. Rosenblum a psychiatrist who takes control of the situation by choosing to be the designated driver; only Rosenblum has his own plans and appoints to drive to the city of Compton to aid his crack addiction. In the heat of panic, Mark is accompanied with a strange entourage including a Pimp from the ghetto. The entourage escorts the delusional Brad to his surprise birthday party in Malibu. The real heat is laid on Mark when his psychiatrist lures a young make up artist named Fancy "24""Felicity" into a bedroom for sex and drugs. The makeup artist overdoses and now Mark's bizarre crew lead by Toto "Big Fish", "House of a Thousand Corpses" are on a mission to bury Fancy in the Barstow Desert. After the burial one of the most Bizarre situations ever captured in a motion picture will go down.
Keywords: character-name-in-title, independent-film, publicistActors: LeVar Burton (director), John Cho (actor), Spencer Garrett (actor), Ralph Berge (miscellaneous crew), Keith David (actor), Carey Scott (actor), Albert Hall (actor), John Colton (actor), Tom Walls (editor), Mark Carlton (actor), Chris Devlin (actor), Freda Foh Shen (actress), Diane Weiss (miscellaneous crew), Khalil Kain (actor), Richard Keats (actor),
Genres: Biography, Drama, Sport,I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all,
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome on night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
His life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain't braggin if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
No it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring you
How can you know
How can you know
Which is which, who's doin' what
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
And all you need to do that
Is one big pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods