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The Devil's Door (2012)

Actors: Curtis Reid (actor), Ryan Bonnick (actor), Brian Farmer (producer), Brian Farmer (actor), Jeffrey Buchbinder (director), Jeffrey Buchbinder (editor), Madeleine McKenzie (actress), Scot Dyer (writer), Scot Dyer (director),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Leap Year (2010)

Actors: J.C. Spink (producer), Pamela B. Green (miscellaneous crew), Morgan O'Sullivan (producer), Chris Bender (producer), Adam Scott (actor), Randy Edelman (composer), Gary Barber (producer), Michael J. Reynolds (actor), Roger Birnbaum (producer), Amy Adams (actress), Pat Laffan (actor), John Lithgow (actor), Ian McElhinney (actor), Warner Loughlin (miscellaneous crew), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A woman who has an elaborate scheme to propose to her boyfriend on Leap Day, an Irish tradition which occurs every time the date February 29 rolls around, faces a major setback when bad weather threatens to derail her planned trip to Dublin. With the help of an innkeeper, however, her cross-country odyssey just might result in her getting engaged.

Keywords: accident-prone, air-turbulance, airline-ticket-agent, airplane, airport, apartment, apple, audio-flashback, band, bar
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Anna planned to propose to her boyfriend on February 29th. This is not her boyfriend.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Anna: [as she forces Declan awake] You lying, deceiving, son of a - Get up, get up, get up!::Declan: Wha-what?::Anna: Oh? Heads you win, tails I lose.::Declan: [smirks] Oh, you finally got that did you? Well then, good for you.::Anna: Up, get up! This is my bed. Liars forfeit. [as she sniffs him] And take a shower, you smell.::Declan: [shakes head] You can see right through the curtain.::Anna: Can you?... can you?::Declan: [as he runs to the shower] Okay, liars forfeit, liars forfeit! No peeking!

Bride: May you never steal, lie, or cheat, but if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows, and if you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life, and if you must cheat, then please cheat death because I couldn't live a day without you. Cheers!

Anna: What are you, the Lucky Charms leprecaun?

Declan: Jesus Christ!::Anna: ...is Lord.

Declan: Just put 'em the wash; they'll be grand.

Declan: Mrs. O'Brady Callhan. Where the hell are you going?::Anna: You said no.::Declan: I didn't say no. I didn't say anything.::Anna: You walked away.::Declan: I was getting something.::Anna: Really? That was a good time to go get something?::Declan: Yeah, it was actually. [Presents Anna with a ring]

Declan: Mrs. O'Brady Callhan. Where the hell are you going?::Anna: You said no.::Declan: I didn't say no. I didn't say anything.::Anna: You walked away.::Declan: I was getting something.::Anna: Really? That was a good time to go get something?::Declan: Yeah, it was actually. [Presents Anna with a ring]

Declan: which one of you bollocks thinks my chicken is dry? You? You?

Declan: What the hell are you doing here?::Anna: could you maybe be nice for just a second, i just flied 3,000 miles just to get here

Anna: You fried my blackberry::Declan: You fried the whole village, idiot!

People I Know (2009)

Actors: Alex Hluch (producer), Alex Hluch (actor), David Dean Burkhart (editor), David Dean Burkhart (producer), David Dean Burkhart (director), Bobby Makar (actor), Catherine Carr Otto (actress), Adam Kurkey (actor), Jensen Lewis (actor), Andrew Pernetti (actor), Nick Kemp (actor), Evan Lockhart (actor), Don Swekoski (actor), Kaleigh Meduri (actress),

Genres: Drama, Short,

An American Carol (2008)

Actors: Christopher McDonald (actor), Dennis Hopper (actor), Michael Higgins (actor), David Alan Grier (actor), Robert Davi (actor), Zachary Levi (actor), Kevin P. Farley (actor), David Cohen (actor), Kelsey Grammer (actor), Gary Coleman (actor), Chriss Anglin (actor), Trace Adkins (actor), Trace Adkins (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Joey Naber (actor),

Plot: At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light?

Keywords: absurdism, afghanistan, ak-47, american-flag, anti-americanism, anvil, arab-stereotype, award, award-ceremony, banjo
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Laugh like your country depends on it. WARNING! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fish mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (though you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarian, people of color, people of no color, English speakers, English-as-a-second language speakers, non-speakers, men, women, more women, & Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay.

Quotes:

Michael Malone: Who are these people?::General George S. Patton: They're not people, they're the ACLU!

Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.::Timm: No, he's dead.

Timm: [upon Michael Malone arriving] Oh, look, it's Uncle Asshole.

Michael Malone: [John F. Kennedy, George S. Patton and Bill O'Reilly slap Michael Malone]::[to Bill O'Reilly]::Michael Malone: Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!::Bill O'Reilly: I know! I just enjoy slapping you.

Mohammed: It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. And all the really good ones are gone.

Bacon Stains Malone: Don't you worry Mas'sa Malone we got dem bacon stains out of the upholstry, just like you asked. Take over Lebron, I'll do the limo.

Michael Malone: Look can you make them stop singing.::Rastus Malone: Hey, Mas'sa don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.

Michael Malone: [misunderstanding his appearance] I always stood up for gay rights.::Angel of Death: I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.

Michael Malone: I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.

George Mulrooney: [Accepting an award for a film about McCarthyism] Thank you. I dedicate this award to all the courageous filmmakers who take on tough issues like, well, McCarthyism, even though it no longer exists. Or like slavery or Nazism, even though they ended too. But you know, evil exists today like, uh, well, Islamic terrorism, but like I'm gonna make *that* movie, right? Like I wanna get beheaded! [laughs and mimics being beheaded]

Sometime After Midnight (2008)

Actors: Kelly Li (director), Kelly Li (producer), Kelly Li (writer), Kelly Li (writer), Kelly Li (editor), Mariel Martinez (actress), Courtney Kan (producer), Richard Ferris (actor), Courtney Kan (actress), Danielle Perrot (actress), Matthew T. Bennett (actor), Steve Greene (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,