What “XOXO” Really Means
Shouts & Murmurs: “XX”: This indicates strong professional hostility.
All Work
The Comments Below “More Than a Feeling” on YouTube
Textured_Phantom: This was playing at the Olive Garden when I was getting divorced.
J. Jill, Ann Taylor, Lane Bryant, and Eileen Fisher Get Together for Tea
“My God,” Ann Taylor says. “The majesty. Of that tunic. Cannot be overstated.”
What to Do If You See a Bear
The last thing you want to do around a brown bear is jauntily take a contrarian stance in order to challenge its preconceived notions.
The Lost Pages of “Fifty Shades of Grey”
“That’s the wrong door,” I say, as he opens a storage closet. On the inside is a poster of Snoopy. He’s wearing a beret. We…
New Fonts
Alanis, Alanis Jagged, Banister, Casterplatz, and other new designs.
A Page From My “Top Gun” Fan Fiction
and the silty sun continued to set on Giminattie Street as I closed the door to my house, home from another long day at the…
A Few Things I’d Like to Convey with My Funky Lizard Brooch
That I have a no-holds-barred sense of humor. That I’m always tappin’ my foot in step to an earthy world beat. That I don’t take…
New Year’s Resolutions for an Anteater
That’s right, you guessed it, I’m gonna eat a shit ton more ants.
Nineteen-Eighties Russian Pen Pal
Dear Yevgeny,
Daily Affirmations for an Owl
You are unflappable.
My Wedding Hair
Hi! Thanks for squeezing me in. I know you don’t have a ton of time, but I just wanted to give you a few notes…