Caldoche is the name given to European inhabitants of the French territory of New Caledonia, mostly native-born French settlers. The formal name to refer to this particular population is Calédoniens, short for the very formal Néo-Calédoniens, however this self-appellation technically includes all inhabitants of the New Caledonian archipelago, not just the Caldoche. Another "white" demographic element (although they may well be Frenchmen of different ethnic backgrounds) in the territory is expatriates from metropolitan France who live there temporarily as civil servants. Caldoches are keen to differentiate themselves from these inhabitants, underlining their position as the permanent locals, referring to them as métros, short for métropolitains or as zoreilles and more informally zozos in the local jargon.
New Caledonia was used as a penal colony from 1854 to 1922 by France. From this period and on, many Europeans (particularly of French and, to some extent, German origin) settled in the territory and they intermingled with Asian and Polynesian settlers. Code de l'indigénat, introduced in 1887, provided the free settler population with an advantegous status over the indigenous Melanesian peoples, known collectively as Kanak. Caldoches settled and gained property on the dry west coast of the main island Grande Terre where the capital Nouméa is also located, pushing the Kanaks onto small reservations in the north and east. With the superior position, they constituted the ruling class of the colony and they were the ones who widened the usage of the word Canaque as a pejorative.
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Che caldo che fa
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Strip Tease Caldoche de m Fr3 Emission télé RTBF Recensé by FEUE MA TANTE
xD Prodz - Quand on dort avec ses potes (Sketch Caldoche)
Le seigneur des anneaux Parodie Caldoche
Luminal - Anna e il caldo che ha
la peche aux grisettes avec mon con de zoreil
le coup de pèche avec mon con de zor
Anna e il caldo che ha
.vidéo peche manu caldoche attak requin
Kingtäz - Hotel Aïta Le Luxe (SKECTH CALDOCHE) 2015
xD Prodz - Le père Noël (Facebook Caldoche)
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Che caldo che fa
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You got your toecaps reinforced with steel
Hard-wearing sole and heel
Make those tired feet feel like new
Take your pick, black or brown
Great for the country or the man in town
You're gonna need a quality shoe
You don't want no stand-by pair
'Cause these'll take the wear and tear
Made to take good care of you
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For extra grip on those rocky trails
You're gonna need a quality shoe
Now, they maybe ain't too hot for dancing
But I don't foresee too much of that
You ain't exactly gonna be prancing
Around in the moonlight
With a cane and a top hat
If you could use a change of pace
And be excused from the rat race
Just take a look at what's on view
Lace 'em up, walk around
I guarantee you can't wear 'em down
You're gonna need a quality shoe
Now, I wish you sunny skies
Happiness wherever you may go
But you got to realise
There'll be wind, there'll be rain
And occasional snow
You're gonna want to smile in them
If you're gonna walk a mile in them
There'll be times when you'll be blue
To laugh at rainy days and then
Make your getaways in them
You're gonna need, you're gonna need
You're gonna need a quality shoe
You got your toecaps reinforced with steel
Hard-wearing sole and heel
Make those tired feet feel like new
Take your pick, black or brown
Great for the country or the man in town
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See through the eyes of the girl
Break this chains, wash away the stains
Until nothing but a free mind remains
Maybe then you will see
What the beauty of life truly means
Take my hand for the time we'll spend
On this journey through a new wonderland
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnanimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate, iubilate
Celebrate vitam et libertatem
Celebrate, iubilate
Ecce vita!
There's no place around
Where the beauty of life can't be found
Hear the wind whisper tales and hymns
Of a new dawn about to begin
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnanimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate, iubilate
Celebrate vitam et libertatem
Celebrate, iubilate
Ecce vita!
Leave your past behind
Let go of the doubts in your mind
Change your ways here's the chance you craved
For a new start with the cleanest of slates
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnanimitas eximia!
Quae laetitia!
Quae magnitudo et psalmodia!
Celebrate, iubilate
Celebrate vitam et libertatem
Celebrate, iubilate