Dear Sidewalk (2013)
Actors:
Josh Fadem (actor),
Gary Teague (actor),
Lawrence Shragge (composer),
John Ennis (actor),
Roark Critchlow (actor),
Joseph Mazzello (actor),
Michelle Forbes (actress),
Barry Tubb (actor),
Alyshia Ochse (actress),
Steve Uzzell (actor),
C.K. McFarland (actress),
Lana Dieterich (actress),
Ashley Spillers (actress),
Stephanie Huettner (actress),
Garret Danks (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Dear Sidewalk tells the story of Gardner, a 24 year old mail-carrier, who is struggling to contend with his identity as his quarter-life crisis is in full swing. His regimented routine is thrown out the window when he meets Paige, a divorcee, enduring a mid-life crisis of her own. In this relationship there exists a synchronicity, as they find, despite their age difference, they're both confronting existential problems surrounding identity, love, and the choices in front of them.
Keywords: older-woman-younger-man-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Romance,
Diary of a Blueberry (2011)
Actors:
Kristen Schaal (actress),
Drew Callander (actor),
Drew Callander (writer),
Drew Callander (actor),
Drew Callander (director),
Drew Callander (producer),
Shawn Singh (producer),
Alana Harrison (director),
Alana Harrison (actress),
Alana Harrison (writer),
Nichi Douglas (actor),
Cailin Harrison (producer),
Andrew Holmes (producer),
Plot: The Story Pirates are a company of actors, improv comedians and teachers who teach creative writing to thousands of elementary school students in New York City, Los Angeles and many places in between. We take stories written by kids and turn them into songs, live sketch shows, music videos and short films. This is our very first cartoon! In this Kafka-esque tale--based on a story by 8-year-old Julia Padro--the narrator wakes up to discover that she is a blueberry. She grows to love her blueberry-ness, gets chased by a psychic dog and even meets President Obama. The title character is voiced by Kristen Schaal (Toy Story 3, Bob's Burgers, Flight of the Conchords).
Genres:
Animation,
Comedy,
Family,
Short,
Up in Smoke (1978)
Actors:
Tommy Chong (director),
Cheech Marin (writer),
Tom Skerritt (actor),
Tommy Chong (writer),
Cheech Marin (actor),
Ellen Barkin (actress),
Arthur Roberts (actor),
Val Avery (actor),
Strother Martin (actor),
Harry Dean Stanton (actor),
Tommy Chong (actor),
Stacy Keach (actor),
Edie Adams (actress),
Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew),
Scott Conrad (editor),
Plot: Cheech and Chong meet up by chance on the highway somewhere in California. They go in search of some dope and are accidentally deported to Mexico where in their desperation to get home they agree to drive a van back to the States so they can get back in time for a gig they are due to play. Unaware of the properties from which the van is constructed they make their way back having aquired a couple of female hitch-hikers whilst all the time avoiding the cops whom they are not even aware are following them.
Keywords: 1970s, 420, band, bare-breasts, birthmark, border-checkpoint, california, cannabis, cannabis-use, cartoon-on-tv
Genres:
Comedy,
Music,
Taglines: It will make you feel VERY funny! Don't miss the only film where the heroes get wiped out in the first five minutes! You'll be rolling in the aisles! DON'T go straight to see this film!
Quotes:
[stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who's driving]::Cop: What do you guys want?::Pedro: Nothing.::Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?::Pedro: Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing.::[the cop takes a huge bite]::Pedro: Want some fritos?::Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?::Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man?::Pedro: Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it!
Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?::Man Stoner: [looks around]: I think we're parked.
Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?::Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.::Pedro: What's Labrador?::Man Stoner: It's dog shit.::Pedro: What?::Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.::Pedro: Yeah?::Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?::Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?::Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?::[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]::Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?::Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?::Pedro: A week. I mean a day.::Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?::Pedro: A weekday.
Man Stoner: Man my legs hurt.::Pedro: Yeah I bet!
Man: You wanna get high man?::Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?
Arnold Stoner: When, boy? When, are you gonna get your act together?
Man Stoner: Yeah, that 'Nam grass will fuck anyone up, man!
Strawberry: Ahhh, look at that man, the great outdoors, huh!::Pedro: Yeah, the great outdoors... [gives Strawberry a weird look]
Pedro: It's punk rock, Man! We can do that; we can be punks, Man!