'David Letterman' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Letterman's Nailin' Palin (2009)
Actors:
Marco Banderas (actor),
Mick Blue (actor),
Eric John (actor),
Tyler Knight (actor),
Sascha (actor),
Barry Scott (actor),
Randy Spears (actor),
C.J. Wright (actor),
Lisa Ann (actress),
Axel Braun (director),
Drew Rose (producer),
Roger Krypton (writer),
Ero Sennin (miscellaneous crew),
Jimmy Gatz (writer),
Plot: When David Letterman brings together President Barack Obama, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin on his show, the sexual tension soon proves too much for all of them. Also includes three bonus scenes starring Lisa Ann, including one from 'Who's Nailin' Paylin'.
Keywords: hardcore, sex
Genres:
Adult,
Quotes:
David Letterman: [asking 'Mark Sanford'] Does your wife know, you're here?
This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX (2009)
Actors:
Nextdoor Jimmy (editor),
Otto Bauer (actor),
Tony DeSergio (actor),
Eric John (actor),
Randy Spears (actor),
Kiara Diane (actress),
Scarlett Fay (actress),
Sindee Jennings (actress),
James Bartholet (actor),
Hal Capone (miscellaneous crew),
Dylan Ryder (actress),
Stuart Canterbury (director),
Dylan Riley (actress),
Cody Love (actress),
A.J. (miscellaneous crew),
Genres:
Adult,
Quotes:
Judge #3: [to "David Letterman" and his partner after the performance] Sorry, I go for the both of you but for insiders: A hoedown doesn't mean dancing like a hoe.
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz (2005)
Actors:
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Dana Carvey (actor),
Tom Davis (actor),
Will Ferrell (actor),
Mel Gibson (actor),
Darrell Hammond (actor),
Tom Hanks (actor),
Phil Hartman (actor),
Mick Jagger (actor),
John Lithgow (actor),
Jon Lovitz (actor),
Norm MacDonald (actor),
John Malkovich (actor),
Dennis Miller (actor),
Dave Attell (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story (1999)
Actors:
Miranda Garrison (miscellaneous crew),
Jess Harnell (actor),
Sonny Bono (writer),
Sonny Bono (actor),
Bear McCreary (actor),
Joy Ellison (miscellaneous crew),
Carl Gilliard (actor),
David Burton Morris (director),
Jay Underwood (actor),
Larry K. Johnson (miscellaneous crew),
Van Broughton Ramsey (costume designer),
Larry A. Thompson (producer),
Bruce Nozick (actor),
Michael S. Murphy (editor),
Shaun Duke (actor),
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: They didn't change pop culture. They defined it.
Quotes:
Cher: [to Sonny] Please what? Please forgive you for screwing some secretary, all guys do that, right? What's the big deal, right? Right? By the way, you son of a bitch, I'm pregnant.
Sonny Bono: [narrating] Life was grey, music was technicolor.
Sonny Bono: [narrating] I only knew three chords on the piano, but with three chords I could write a song.
Cher: If I'm gonna stay here, we gotta get some things straight. You hum in the morning, I can't stand that.::Sonny Bono: [laughs] Why? I like to hum. It's a new day, I'm happy.::Cher: Well I'm not, It takes a lot to makes me happy and a new day doesn't do it.
Phil Spector: What do you think you can do for me, Sonny Bono?::Sonny Bono: Oh, anything, anything at all!::Phil Spector: Not in the anything business. I'm in the record business.
Phil Spector: That's gold, coming out of those speakers.
Cher: I can't do it! My throat is closed!::Sonny Bono: No it's not, you're talking.::Cher: No, for singing it's closed!
Cher: You don't even know him, he's a big record producer, he's doing things for me.::Georgia LaPierre: He can't even comb his own hair, what is he gonna to do for you?::Cher: He's gonna make me a star!::Georgia LaPierre: Oh, Cherilyn, you're such a baby!
Sonny Bono: [narrating] The wave we caught was a monster. My goal had always been succes. Cher's had been fame. Suddenly, overnight, we seemed to have both.
Sonny Bono: [narrating] I suppose every jerk who talks english thinks that he can write a screenplay. It was damn hard, let me tell ya.
Man on the Moon (1999)
Actors:
Sydney Lassick (actor),
Johnny Legend (actor),
Danny DeVito (actor),
David Koechner (actor),
Gene LeBell (actor),
Jerry Lawler (actor),
Emmy Collins (actor),
Richard Belzer (actor),
Judd Hirsch (actor),
Jim Carrey (actor),
Brent Briscoe (actor),
Jeff Conaway (actor),
Paul Giamatti (actor),
Christopher Lloyd (actor),
David Letterman (actor),
Plot: Man on the Moon is a biographical movie on the late comedian 'Andy Kaufman (I)' (qv). Kaufman, along with his role on _"Taxi" (1978)_ (qv), was famous for being the self-declared Intergender Wrestling Champion of the world. After beating women time and time again, 'Jerry Lawler' (qv) (who plays himself in the movie), a professional wrestler, got tired of seeing all of this and decided to challenge Kaufman to a match. In most of the matches the two had, Lawler prevailed with the piledriver, which is a move by spiking an opponent head-first into the mat. One of the most famous moments in this feud was in the early 80s when Kaufman threw coffee on Lawler on _"Late Night with David Letterman" (1982)_ (qv), got into fisticuffs with Lawler, and proceeded to sue NBC.
Keywords: actor, actor-playing-himself, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alternative-medicine, ambiguity, american-broadcasting-company, american-south, andy-kaufman, arizona-state-university, aspirin
Genres:
Biography,
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my poster." Hello, my name is Andy and this is my DVD." [DVD release] Hello, my name is Andy and this is my video." [video release] "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my Bus" [Bus Poster] "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my Banner" [Web Banner Ads] "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie." "Hello, my name is Andy and people are talking about me!" "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my soundtrack." (sound track) "Hello, my name is Andy and this is my website." (official site)
Quotes:
Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me.::Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you.::Andy Kaufman: Oh yeah, I forgot.
George Shapiro: You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.
Andy Kaufman: Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.
Andy Kaufman: I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.
Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?
[At a meeting with the NBC executives]::George Shapiro: Andy Kauffman is Tony Clifton. And Tony Clifton is Andy Kauffman. They'll deny it up and down, but believe me, it's true!
Lynne Margulies: So, you just pretend to be an asshole.::Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.
George Shapiro: Your material doesn't exactly transfer to film.
Andy Kaufman: I am sick of this shit, Lawler. I am gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, I swear to God. Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a motherfucking, fucking asshole! Okay?
Private Parts (1997)
Actors:
Adam LeFevre (actor),
Ozzy Osbourne (actor),
David Letterman (actor),
Michael Murphy (actor),
Paul Hecht (actor),
Peter Maloney (actor),
M.C. Hammer (actor),
Damian Bailey (actor),
Silas Weir Mitchell (actor),
Jackie Martling (actor),
Paul Giamatti (actor),
Scott Cohen (actor),
Flavor Flav (actor),
Richard Portnow (actor),
Iggy Pop (actor),
Plot: Having always wanted to be a disc-jockey, Howard Stern works his way painfully from radio at his 1970's college to a Detroit station. It is with a move to Washington that he hits on an outrageous off-the-wall style that catches audience attention. Despite his on-air blue talk, at home he is a loving husband. He needs all the support he can get when he joins NBC in New York and comes up against a very different vision of radio.
Keywords: 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, academy-awards-ceremony, actor-playing-himself, actress-playing-herself, adultery, afro, airport
Genres:
Biography,
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: He turned on everyone who tuned in! Never before has a man done so much with so little. In the tradition of great rebels like George Washington, James Dean, Malcolm X, Abraham Lincoln and Lenny Bruce... One man is still revolting
Quotes:
Lawyer (Barry): Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.::Lawyer (Jerry): Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Ben Stern: I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
[on why Howard is playing himself in college instead of someone younger]::Howard Stern: I know I seem a little too old to be in College. But for this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief.
[after winning a student film competition]::Howard Stern: I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.
Howard Stern: We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.
Roger Erlick: Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List.
Howard Stern: After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses is it not?
[after Howard called up Pig-Vomit's wife]::Pig Vomit: You're the anti-Christ. You know that, Stern? [shouts] You are the mother-fucking anti-Christ!
[after seeing Howard in his Fartman oufit]::Ozzy Osbourne: What a fucking jerk.
The Late Shift (1996)
Actors:
Treat Williams (actor),
Little Richard (actor),
Lawrence Pressman (actor),
Ed Begley Jr. (actor),
Daniel Roebuck (actor),
John Getz (actor),
Aaron Lustig (actor),
Michael Chieffo (actor),
Nicholas Guest (actor),
John Michael Higgins (actor),
Michael Fairman (actor),
Rich Little (actor),
John Kapelos (actor),
Bob Balaban (actor),
Kathy Bates (actress),
Plot: HBO movie about the behind-the-scenes network politics responsible for the changes in late-night talk-show hosts, after the retirement of Johnny Carson from the Tonight Show on NBC. Jay Leno and David Letterman were both vying for the position, but Leno's tough manager Helen Kushnick got him the spot. In the wake of her 'stepping on the toes' of powerful network executives and 'playing hardball' tactics with guest bookings, she found herself being pushed out of her job as Tonight Show Executive Producer and Jay's manager. Letterman, devastated by his being passed over, brought in superagent Mike Ovitz to negotiate on his behalf, resulting in his move to CBS.
Keywords: 1990s, anger, based-on-book, based-on-true-story, beach, business, business-competition, business-deal, car-phone, comedian
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Talk-Show,
Taglines: Two heads fighting for the late night crown - One head's gotta roll. Letterman, Leno and the battle over the Tonight Show.
Quotes:
David Letterman: [outside CBS Studios right before the press conference] Gentlemen, we are just going from one bizarre circumstance to the next.
Michael Ovitz: Peter, I know Dave's circumstances, and so I know why you're here. Dave is a star of such compelling stature that frankly it makes me personally angry he finds himself this abused. We pride ourselves here at CAA in developing a career plan for our clients that protects them as much as it enriches them. David has set such an incredibly high professional standard and yet he is going disturbingly unrewarded. That just doesn't make any sense; it's simply bad business practice. Obviously, we have an interest in establishing a business relationship with you Dave, and you Peter. Frankly, we have worked out a career plan for David, and it includes securing everything for Dave that he wants. EVERYTHING. Of course that means an 11:30 television show. Dave will be offered an 11:30 show, and he will be offered it by every network. The geometry of the deal will be far larger, the studios will be in, the syndicators, the full range of the entertainment industry. We shall frame a deal that will make you one of the giants. And if you give us the privilege of working with you, CAA will take care of everything your talents deserve, and our spirit desires.
David Letterman: [embarrassed] How can a television show be worth all this embarrassment?
Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information!
Reporter #3: Are you gonna kick Jay Leno's ass?::David Letterman: I'll kick your ass.
David Letterman: Peter, take that stupid rug off your head. And Morty, straighten your tie. This isn't a tractor pull.
Reporter #2: Are you going to bring Paul Shaffer along on the new show?::David Letterman: [deadpan] Paul who? Oh, God! We forgot about Paul. Howard, is there just a little bit left over for Paul?
Eddie (1996)
Actors:
Aasif Mandvi (actor),
David Letterman (actor),
Ed Koch (actor),
Frank Langella (actor),
Rudolph W. Giuliani (actor),
Richard Jenkins (actor),
Kim Delgado (actor),
Dennis Farina (actor),
J. Don Ferguson (actor),
David Dwyer (actor),
John DiMaggio (actor),
Steve Coulter (actor),
Darren W. Conrad (actor),
John Salley (actor),
Dennis Rodman (actor),
Plot: Eddie is a New York limo driver and a fanatical follower of the New York Knicks professional basketball team. The team is struggling with a mediocre record when, in mid-season, "Wild Bill" Burgess, the new owner, as a public relations gimmick, stages an 'honorary coach' contest, which Eddie wins. The fans love it, so "Wild Bill" fires the coach and hires her. She takes the bunch of overpaid prima donnas that make up the team and turns them around. But the owner hopes to move the team, now the darling of the New York fans, to St. Louis. He may OWN the team, but it BELONGS to the city and the fans!
Keywords: basketball, basketball-movie, character-name-in-title, coach, female-protagonist, nba, new-york-knicks, one-word-title, sports-team, tall-man
Genres:
Comedy,
Sport,
Taglines: The Newest Coach In The NBA Has Got The Knicks Right Where She Wants Them.
Quotes:
Coach John Bailey: (now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?::Carl Zimmer: I don't know where she is.::Coach John Bailey: Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.::Carl Zimmer: Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.::Coach John Bailey: Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.::Carl Zimmer: I wasn't talking about you.::Coach John Bailey: Chump.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You know ["Wild Bill"] takes a chance every time he comes riding out on that dumb old horse, not realizing that eventually somebody's going to hit him upside the head with a hot dog.
Referee: That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!::Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan take charge!::Coach John Bailey: (to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.
Patton's Mama: My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!::"Wild Bill" Hastings: Why, howdy, ma'am.::Patton's Mama: (while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!
ESPN Radio Announcer: ESPN.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Yeah, put me on with this clown.::ESPN Radio Announcer: (to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.::Himself: Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.::"Wild Bill" Burgess: Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Bailey! Bailey! Bailey, you gonna try something new tonight, like trying to coach? It's the NBA, buddy - no buttheads allowed, but you keep coming back. I don't understand it.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Do you have 666 on your head?::Coach John Bailey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Say, Eddie, come back again when you can afford the seats back here.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Soon as you start winning, I'll be back.::Coach John Bailey: So long!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Hey, Zimmer, get a life, get a face, get a new coat, buddy!
MSG Announcer: At forward, 6'9", Anthony "Pig" Miller!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Boo!::Claudine: Why do they call him "Pig"?::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: 'Cause he's not kosher.
[after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: That was Walt Frazier's jersey!::Fair Weather Fan: That's Walt Frazier's jersey!::Walt Frazier: Hey, yo, that's my jersey!::"Wild Bill" Burgess: And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.::Marv Albert: Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.::Coach John Bailey: A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.
Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992)
Actors:
Joe Alaskey (actor),
Charles Adler (actor),
Joe Alaskey (actor),
Joe Alaskey (actor),
Joe Alaskey (actor),
Joe Alaskey (actor),
Paul Julian (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Maurice LaMarche (actor),
Don Messick (actor),
Don Messick (actor),
Rob Paulsen (actor),
Rob Paulsen (actor),
Plot: Term-time ends at Acme Looniversity and the Tiny Toon characters look forward to a summer filled with fun. Buster and Babs Bunny turn a water fight into a white-water rafting trip through the dangerous Deep South; Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig share the most impossibly awful car journey imaginable on the way to HappyWorldLand; Fifi's blind date becomes a "skunknophobic" nightmare; and a safari park is turned upside-down by Elmyra's search for "cute little kitties to hug and squeeze".
Keywords: alligator, amusement-park, animal-abuse, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, anxiety, autograph, basset-hound, beach, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres:
Adventure,
Animation,
Comedy,
Drama,
Family,
Quotes:
Plucky Duck: I'm gonna go on every ride 'til I barf twice!
Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!::Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?
[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]::Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!::Babs Bunny: Who knew?
[after doing an obscenely loud sound demo prior to the movie]::THUD announcer: The audience is now deaf.
[after a long, toon-type, water battle]::Buster Bunny: I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.
[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]::Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!::Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o'me!
[Sitting at the drive-in with Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.
[Plucky just got ran over by Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: I think the left front tire is a little low.
[Fowlmouth butted in the movie concession line and is deciding what snack to get]::Fowlmouth: Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... You got a reccommendation?::[Guy he butted throws him into theatre]::Fowlmouth: Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!
[Fowlmouth got "thrown" into the movie]::Actress: At this rate, we'll NEVER get to my scene!::Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me, you no good dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!