All in the Family

Archie Bunker, was a working-class family man who held bigoted, conservative views of the world. His viewpoints clash with nearly everyone he comes into contact with especially his liberal son-in-law Mike Stivic (or, as Archie delights in calling him, "Meathead").

Cast

• Carroll O'Connor
• Jean Stapleton
• Sally Struthers
• Rob Reiner
• Mike Evans
• Isabel Sanford
• Danielle Brisebois
• Betty Garrett
• Sherman Hemsley
• Bob Hastings
• Allan Melvin
• Vincent Gardenia
• Mel Stewart
• Jason Wingreen
• Billy Halop
• Danny Dayton
• Liz Torres

• Season 1
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Meet the Bunkers
  Archie Bunker: Now wait a minute, Meathead, you said that, not me. I never said your black beauties ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Writing the President
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Archie's Aching Back
  Archie Bunker: [on the lawyer he hired] So what does their religion got to do with it?::Mike Stivic:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Archie Gives Blood
  Nurse: You wanna stand up?::Archie: Yeah sure. Okay. I feel right as rain. Tell 'em they can keep th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Judging Books by Covers
  Archie Bunker: His pal Roger is as queer as a $4 bill and he knows it.::Gloria Bunker-Stivic: That's...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Gloria Has a Belly Full
  Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?::Lionel Jefferson:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit
  Jeff: Hey, what's happenin', Man?::Archie: I'm having a stroke.::Jeff: Far out. I can dig it....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood
  [Archie finds out the Jeffersons have bought the house next door]::Edith: I think it's wonderful.::A...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Edith Has Jury Duty
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Do you believe in capital punishment, Ma?::Edith Bunker: Well, yeah, I gu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Archie Is Worried About His Job
  Burt Mustin appeared early in the show as Harry Fenney, the old man that comes to give Archie the ne...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Gloria Discovers Women's Lib
  Archie: Look at this, Edith. We lost a daughter but gained a meathead....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Success Story
  Archie gets an elaborate gift from Eddie Frazier an old Army buddy who has made himself a millionair...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The First and Last Supper
  Archie Bunker: What has hate got to do with this, you dumb Polack?...
• Season 2
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Saga of Cousin Oscar
  Louise Jefferson: Was it a timely death?::Archie Bunker: Yeah, around lunchtime....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Gloria Poses in the Nude
  Mike and Gloria bring an eccentric artist friend, Szabo Daborba, who specializes in painting abstrac...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Archie in the Lock-Up
  Archie Bunker: That's what I keep telling my big, dumb Pollack son in-law.::Desk Sergeant: Big, dumb...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Edith Writes a Song
  Coke: Your neighbor, Mr. McNab, just called to tell you that two Jigaboos just robbed Morgan's Jewel...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Flashback: Mike Meets Archie
  Archie: I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.::Mike Stivic: How can you say t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: The Election Story
  Election Day is coming and Archie is at odds with Mike over which candidate is most qualified for th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Edith's Accident
  Edith Bunker: What's wrong, Archie?::Mike Stivic: It's just indigestion. It comes from eating his ow...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Blockbuster
  Archie Bunker: That guy is a blackbuster....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Mike's Problem
  Mike is facing final exams with anxiety so severe that it has rendered him impotent. Gloria is at a ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Insurance Is Canceled
  Wendell: Let me make this perfectly clear.::Mike Stivic: Gee where have I heard that before?...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Man in the Street
  [when a presidential speech interrupts his TV show]::Archie Bunker: Aww, geez... if Nixon keeps goin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Cousin Maude's Visit
  Cousin Maude: Archie, you can either get up and eat breakfast, or lie there, feeding off your own fa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Christmas Day at the Bunkers'
  Mike Stivic: Alotta places have the same names like Portland, Maine and Portland, Oregon.::Gloria St...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Elevator Story
  Archie Bunker: I saw a lot of action in the war.::Black Man: During KP or latrine duty?::Archie Bunk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Edith's Problem
  [Edith is going through menopause, and Archie is planning a trip]::Edith Bunker: I wanna talk about ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Archie and the F.B.I.
  Mr. Bradford: How would you describe Mr. Grundy's drinking habits?::Archie Bunker: He seldom buys....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Mike's Mysterious Son
  Edith Bunker: Archie, you're home.::Archie Bunker: [Sarcastically] No, Edith, I'm still at work. Wha...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Archie Sees a Mugging
  While out on an errand with Mike, Archie witnesses a mugging. Despite objections from the family, he...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Archie and Edith Alone
  The kids go away on vacation leaving Archie and Edith alone for the first time in years. Edith tries...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Edith Gets a Mink
  Amelia DeKuyper: [after Russel flushes the toilet] Shut the door Russel.::Edith Bunker: The door is ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Sammy's Visit
  Archie Bunker: Now, no prejudice intended, but, you know, I always check with the Bible on these her...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Edith the Judge
  Archie: I'm gonna go into town and get me a good Jew lawyer.::Mike Stivic: Do you always have to lab...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Archie Is Jealous
  Archie is outraged when he finds a spicy letter that Mike wrote Gloria before they were married. In ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Maude
  Pilot episode for the spin-off series, _"Maude" (1972)_ (qv)...
• Season 3
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Archie and the Editorial
  [Archie is delivering en editorial on a local TV station]::Archie Bunker: [on TV] Good evening, ever...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Archie's Fraud
  In a nostalgic glimpse at early 1970's grocery prices, Archie complains about having to eat chicken ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Threat
  Bobbi Jo Loomis: [Archie is caught staring at Bobbi Jo's large chest] Archie, you're not going to fi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Gloria and the Riddle
  In 2010, _"Good Morning America" (1975)_ (qv) performed an (unscientific) survey in which they posed...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Lionel Steps Out
  Archie Bunker: [Answering the door to Mr. Jefferson] I didn't order you on the phone, I ordered your...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Edith Flips Her Wig
  Archie Bunker: Who put the last roll of terlit paper on the spool up there?::Mike Stivic: I did.::Ar...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: The Bunkers and the Swingers
  Archie Bunker: I don't want no creepos, weirdos or sexos in my house!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Mike Comes Into Money
  Archie Bunker: Look at this water bill - eighty dollars! My luck I got the only Polack that showers ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Flashback - Mike and Gloria's Wedding: Part 1
  Gloria: [doorbell rings] Oh, that must be Uncle Kasim. Daddy, now please be nice. Please?::Archie Bu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Flashback - Mike and Gloria's Wedding: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: Look at the way it's got you here. You're starting to cry, there. Now don't do that, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Mike's Appendix
  Archie Bunker: [everyone has just been discussing doctors for Mike's operation. Archie sits back in ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Edith's Winning Ticket
  Gloria finds several old lottery tickets in Edith's purse that she had bought some months ago and fo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Archie and the Bowling Team
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Opens a present from Gloria, reveals that it's a leather shoulder bag] H...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: The Locket
  Mike Stivic: Double header today huh Arch?::Archie Bunker: What do you mean?::Mike Stivic: You're go...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Archie in the Hospital
  Archie Bunker: [upon seeing Jean for the first time] Hey! You didn't tell me you was black!::Jean Du...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Oh Say Can You See
  The title is from the first line of the national anthem of the USA: "Oh, say, can you see, by the da...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Archie Goes Too Far
  'Mary Kay Place' (qv)'s first TV role....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Class Reunion
  Sarah: Gawwwd! He was beautiful!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Hot Watch
  [repeated line]::Lionel Jefferson: Don't condemn a whole group of people, for the actions of a few....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Archie Is Branded
  Paul: Every person knows that Homo Sapiens is a killer.::Edith Bunker: Homo Sapiens. Is he an Arab?:...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Everybody Tells the Truth
  Edith Bunker: This is a nice restaurant, and it's called the Gay Paris.::Gloria Stivic: That's Gay P...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Archie Learns His Lesson
  [Edith, Michael and Gloria are eating at the dinner table; Michael sighs]::Edith Bunker: What's the ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Gloria the Victim
  Archie Bunker: we don't need no whaddayacall alternative, all we need is something else to do....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Battle of the Month
  Edith Bunker: [Edith has just broken up a fight between Mike and Gloria] When I was a little girl, m...
• Season 4
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: We're Having a Heat Wave
  Mike Stivic: Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate. Watergate....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: We're Still Having a Heat Wave
  The title is based on a line from the song "Heat Wave" by 'Irving Berlin (I)' (qv)....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Edith Finds an Old Man
  Mr. Quigley makes a reference to Sam Ervin. Ervin was, at age 77, head of the Senate Select Committe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Archie and the Kiss
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Thanks for the nightgown, Mrs. Lorenzo. I'm going to go upstairs and try it on...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Archie the Gambler
  [after returning from the bathroom]::Archie Bunker: Lemme tell ya, Edith, you can't really *buy* bee...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Henry's Farewell
  Final appearance of 'Mel Stewart (I)' (qv) in the role of Henry Jefferson....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Archie and the Computer
  Mike brings home a game called Group Therapy which asks players to open up about certain private fee...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: The Games Bunkers Play
  Mike brings home a game called Group Therapy which asks players to open up about certain private fee...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Edith's Conversion
  Edith Bunker: [in the kitchen, after having tasted the horsemeat and being told what it was, to Glor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Archie in the Cellar
  Archie Bunker: I'M LOCKED IN THE CELLAR!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Black Is the Color of My True Love's Wig
  The title is based on the traditional song "Black Is the Color (of My True Love's Hair)" from the Ap...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Second Honeymoon
  Archie and Edith's 25 wedding anniversary is fast approaching and Edith has made elaborate (and secr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Taxi Caper
  Archie Bunker: I've just decided, uh, not to press the charges. [Hangs up the phone; Edith, Mike and...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Archie Is Cursed
  Irene Lorenzo: Bless you, Archie. You're one of a kind. Thank God for that....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Edith's Christmas Story
  This episode marks Vincent Gardenia's last appearance as Frank Lorenzo....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Mike and Gloria Mix It Up
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• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Archie Feels Left Out
  It is Archie's 50th birthday and everyone is getting ready for his party, except the guest of honor ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Et Tu, Archie?
  The title is based on a quote from 'William Shakespeare (I)' (qv)'s play Juilius Caesar, "Et tu, Bru...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Gloria's Boyfriend
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Arch, that's a myth. Retarded people have no more of a sex drive than any...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Lionel's Engagement
  Edith Bunker: [as Mike and Gloria put away their coats] Ohhhh, you came home at just the right time....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Archie Eats and Runs
  Archie Bunker: [Gloria sneezes on the phone] Don't be spraying into the phone there. You wanna give ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Gloria Sings the Blues
  As Archie and Mike are getting ready for a fishing trip, Gloria comes home feeling down. The family ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Pay the Twenty Dollars
  George Jefferson: Rich people never even see money. All they know is, "Charge it", "I'll sign for it...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Mike's Graduation
  [when Mike is worried that he failed his college exams]::Irene Lorenzo: Don't worry so much Mike, as...
• Season 5
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 1
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Daddy, swearing is a sign of a weak mind.::Archie Bunker: Ah, shut the hell up...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 2
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 3
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Bunkers and Inflation: Part 4
  Archie's union finally negotiates a contract with his company that the workers ratify. When Mike fin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Lionel the Live-In
  George Jefferson: I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.::Louise Jefferson: Why not? I'm sur...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Archie's Helping Hand
  Gloria Stivic: [Mike has taken up embroidery] Lot's of men are doing hobbies like that.::Mike Stivic...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Gloria's Shock
  Mike and Gloria find that they are at odds with one another over the prospect of having a baby. Glor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Where's Archie?
  This episode establishes that Edith had a younger brother....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Archie Is Missing
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: The Longest Kiss
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Archie and the Miracle
  Archie narrowly escapes a potentially deadly accident at the dock, prompting him to see the light. B...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: George and Archie Make a Deal
  Archie Bunker: [after being handed George Jefferson's petition to run for office] Let me look this t...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Archie's Contract
  A man comes by the house claiming that The Bunker's have a problem with heat loss in their home. He ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Mike's Friend
  'Carroll O'Connor' (qv) does not appear in this episode, and his character (Archie) is never mention...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Best of All in the Family
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Prisoner in the House
  Archie and Edith are having a problem with their plumbing so they call of friend of theirs who bring...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: The Jeffersons Move on Up
  Harry Bentley: Well, jambo.::George Jefferson: Did you say Sambo?::Harry Bentley: Jambo. It's Swahil...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: All's Fair
  The title is from the expression, "All's fair in love and war."...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Amelia's Divorce
  Edith's cousin Amelia and her husband Russell comes to visit despite the fact that Archie can't stan...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Everybody Does It
  Archie Bunker: My conscience don't talk to me.::Gloria Bunker-Stivic: I don't blame it. It shouldn't...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Archie and the Quiz
  CBS Television City - 7800 Beverly Blvd., Fairfax, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Edith's Friend
  Edith Bunker: [Roy and Edith are dancing; Roy, leading, dips Edith, as they dance together] Oh I ain...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: No Smoking
  Archie comes home irritated about a woman who asked him to put out his cigar on an elevator. He argu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Mike Makes His Move
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [On the phone] I still can't find an apartment.::Archie Bunker: That's be...
• Season 6
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: The Very Moving Day
  Edith Bunker: [Comes up the stairs from the basement] Mike! I found some more packing boxes for you!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Alone at Last
  Archie Bunker: [after nearly destroying the kitchen while trying to cook a steak] Well, there's alwa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Archie the Donor
  [Describing a nightmare he had regarding organ donation]::Archie Bunker: My hands was pickin' pocket...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Archie the Hero
  Archie Bunker: Now, thinking quick, I start giving her mouth to mouth restitution....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Mike's Pains
  Gloria enters her fourth month of pregnancy and Mike begins to have some doubts about wanting to be ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Chain Letter
  Edith is busy mailing a series of chain letters thinking that good luck will befall her if she sends...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Mike Faces Life
  Archie Bunker: That ain't the American Way, buddy. No, siree. Listen here, professor. You're the one...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Edith Breaks Out
  Archie Bunker: Edith, that was an order.::Edith Bunker: I ain't taking no orders. I can be a Sunshin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Grandpa Blues
  Tracy Bogart, who plays the nurse, is the daughter of series director Paul Bogart....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Gloria Suspects Mike
  Gloria, now in her seventh month, is feeling unattractive. Added to that is the fact that Mike is tu...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Little Atheist
  Archie Bunker: [Archie and Edith are next door at Mike and Gloria's house for Thanksgiving dinner] C...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Archie's Civil Rights
  Judge: Mrs. Bunker, you're out of order.::Archie Bunker: No, she ain't pregnant. Just my daughter....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Gloria Is Nervous
  [Mike has just ran all the way home from a baseball game after thinking Gloria's going into labor]::...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Birth of the Baby: Part 1
  Archie is a nervous wreck because he wants to back out of the annual minstrel show at the lodge, whi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: Birth of the Baby: Part 2
  [Archie and Edith arrive at the hospital. Archie is in blackface, having just appeared in a Minstrel...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: New Year's Wedding
  In the wake of the birth of little Joey, Gloria and Michael are at odds with one another over commun...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Archie the Babysitter
  Archie: [singing] London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is fallin...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Archie Finds a Friend
  Archie befriends an elderly Jewish watchmaker named Bernie Bernstein who has come up with an inventi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Mike's Move
  Mike is up for a big promotion at work that would send he and Gloria to Minnesota. Archie and Edith ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Archie's Weighty Problem
  Edith Bunker: The first three days of a diet is always the hardest. But Mike and Gloria and are diet...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Love by Appointment
  Mike is upset that all of Gloria's time is spent taking care of Joey while his needs are being ignor...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Joey's Baptism
  Archie Bunker: Uh, no intense offended there....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Gloria and Mike's House Guests
  Archie Bunker: [after breaking a window with a broom handle] "Why me, Lord? You got an atheist next ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Edith's Night Out
  Gloria buys Edith a suit, complete with pants, but Edith isn't sure about it because Archie is again...
• Season 7
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 1
  [Edith discovers that Archie has been seeing another woman]::Edith Bunker: I don't want to be a Bunk...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 2
  The title is from the movie _Brief Encounter (1945)_ (qv)....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Archie's Brief Encounter: Part 3
  The title is from the movie _Brief Encounter (1945)_ (qv)....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: The Unemployment Story: Part 1
  The family is getting ready to celebrate Mike's good fortune, he's been published. It happens just a...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: The Unemployment Story: Part 2
  Archie continues to have problems with finances and with finding another job. At the grocery store, ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Archie's Operation: Part 1
  Archie: Well, Doctor, she's... B-L-A-K.::Doctor: But her blood is R-E-D-D....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Archie's Operation: Part 2
  Mike Stivic: You got me, Ma, Gloria and Joey.::Archie Bunker: Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathe...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Beverly Rides Again
  The title is from the movie _Destry Rides Again (1939)_ (qv)....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Teresa Moves In
  Archie Bunker: I changed my mind. I don't want no stranger in the house. He'd probably snuggle girls...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Mike and Gloria's Will
  Archie Bunker: Little boys who play with dolls grow up to be other boys' roommates....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Mr. Edith Bunker
  Kate Korman: [to Archie] I have a name for you. Mr. Edith Bunker....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Archie's Secret Passion
  Archie Bunker: For old time's sake, if I went up to the bath tub and caught a thousand legger, would...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: The Baby Contest
  Mike Stivic: [to Archie] In the last election you didn't like Carter, you didn't like Ford so he wro...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Gloria's False Alarm
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Draft Dodger
  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Look, Arch, what David did took a lot of guts!::Archie Bunker: What do yo...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Boarder Patrol
  The title is a parody of the term "border patrol" that guards the frontier of a country for national...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Archie's Chair
  Archie Bunker: [at an art exhibit] Looks like half man, half toilet....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Mike Goes Skiing
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye
  [Archie and Edith have just arrived at Stretch Cunningham's funeral, only to discover it is a Jewish...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: The Joys of Sex
  Archie Bunker: [Mike's stammering] Listen to this guy "UUHH UUHH" he sounds like a seal with his thr...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Mike the Pacifist
  [repeated line]::Archie Bunker: All you done was belt him....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Fire
  Archie Bunker: Do you know how to swim?::Mike Stivic: Yeah.::Archie Bunker: Then why don't you go ta...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: Mike and Gloria Split
  [Mike has climbed into bed with Archie and accidentally spilled water on him]::Archie: You got into ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: Archie the Liberal
  When Archie's lodge, The Kings of Queens, is accused in the press of excluding minorities, he and th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Archie's Dog Day Afternoon
  The title references the movie _Dog Day Afternoon (1975)_ (qv)....
• Season 8
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Archie Gets the Business: Part 1
  Archie Bunker: Credit is the only thing that stands between us and Communism....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: Archie Gets the Business: Part 2
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Cousin Liz
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: Edith's 50th Birthday: Part 1
  Sybil Gooley: He never liked me.::Archie Bunker: And I always will....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Edith's 50th Birthday: Part 2
  [Mike and Archie search the house for a rapist]::Archie: Search the closet.::Mike Stivic: [Knocks on...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Unequal Partners
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Archie's Grand Opening
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Archie's Bitter Pill
  [after Archie stuffs his breakfast into his pockets and leaves]::Mike Stivic: That man is on somethi...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Archie's Road Back
  Archie: Edith, go set the alarm clock for 1997.::Edith: You're gonna sleep for 20 years?::Archie: If...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Archie and the KKK: Part 1
  The fictional local chapter of the KKK referred to in the episode title is called the "Kweens Kounci...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: Archie and the KKK: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: I'm against all the right things!...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: Mike and Gloria Meet
  [Mike give his opinion to a friend after he first meets Gloria]::Mike Stivic: She's a shrimp. And th...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: Edith's Crisis of Faith: Part 1
  Archie Bunker: I got a rubbery feeling it's Beverly La Salle....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: Edith's Crisis of Faith: Part 2
  Archie: Oh, a scarf. It's got that beautiful beege color.::Edith: Beige.::Archie: Some of that too....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: The Commercial
  While doing the family's laundry at the laundromat, a man walks up to Edith and starts pouring ketch...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: Super Bowl Sunday
  The title refers to the day that the Superbowl, the championship game for American football, is play...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Aunt Iola's Visit
  Edith Bunker: Guess what? Old Mr. Bloomerer went west this morning.::Archie Bunker: Don't say "went ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Love Comes to the Butcher
  At dinner one night, Edith begins to talk about the friendship she is developing with the local butc...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: Two's a Crowd
  Mike Stivic: Did you ever think that possibly your father just might be wrong?::Archie Bunker: My ol...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Stalemates
  Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [Mike and Gloria are on the bathroom floor making out] What if the maid comes ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: The Brother
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Mike's New Job
  Archie Bunker: Don't you know that California is sitting on a shelf out there, they call that the Pa...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Dinner Guest
  Mike Stivic: Why are you so cruel to midgets? What have they ever done to you?::Archie Bunker: Oh ve...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Stivics Go West
  After eight years on "All in the Family" 'Rob Reiner' (qv) and 'Sally Struthers (I)' (qv) leave the ...
• Season 9
• Play in Full Screen Episode 1: Little Miss Bunker
  Archie: [Floyd has asked the Bunkers to look after Stephanie] Tell him he's barking up the wrong tre...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 2: End in Sight
  The pinball machine at Archie's Place is a 1976 "Night Rider" machine from Bally....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 3: Reunion on Hauser Street
  Barney comes into the bar still broken up over Blanche leaving him for an exterminator. Archie and H...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 4: What'll We Do with Stephanie?
  Laura Grant: My main concern is to find a proper place for the child.::Archie Bunker: Oh, hey, I wan...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 5: Edith's Final Respects
  Edith's Aunt Rose passes away, and as Edith prepares for the funeral, Archie steadfastly refuses to ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 6: Weekend in the Country
  Blanche Hefner: Don't fight, Boys, try to be happy together.::Archie Bunker, Barney Hefner: Ah, shut...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 7: Archie's Other Wife
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 8: Edith Versus the Bank
  Archie Bunker: [arguing about Edith not being paid for being a housewife] Edith. You're scaring me. ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 9: Return of the Waitress
  Episode #192 - Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when the "other woman" from h...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 10: Bogus Bills
  Archie Bunker: [Arc pronounces a phrase he read from a fake bill] Oh my dog....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 11: The Bunkers Go West
  Edith Bunker: Stephie, don't you want to come with us and have fun at Disneyland?::Stephanie Mills: ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 12: California, Here We Are: Part 1
  Edith: Mike, how did you hurt your back?::Mike Stivic: Lifting a hibachi.::Archie: What a dope, you ...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 13: California, Here We Are: Part 2
  Archie Bunker: [after finding out Gloria had an affair] Meathead, I never thought I'd be saying this...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 14: A Night at the PTA
  Archie Bunker: I couldn't go to that thing even if I wanted to. We're supposed to be busy in here to...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 15: A Girl Like Edith
  'Jean Stapleton' (qv) played not only Edith Bunker but the dour, grumpy girlfriend of a local butche...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 16: The Appendectomy
  Archie: Hey Sydney, you're a real chimp off the old block....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 17: Stephanie and the Crime Wave
  Archie Bunker: And remember, don't talk to strangers unless you know them very well....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 18: Barney the Gold Digger
  The set of Barney's house is the same interior formerly used as The Stivic House....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 19: The Return of Archie's Brother
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 20: Stephanie's Conversion
  Archie Bunker: Why are you treating me to waffles and syrup on a Monday Morning?::Edith Bunker: Beca...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 21: Edith Gets Fired
  Archie Bunker: [discussing the death of Mrs. Dillon and respecting her final wishes] What did you do...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 22: Retrospective
  USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 23: The Family Next Door
  Metromedia Square - 5746 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, USA...
• Play in Full Screen Episode 24: The Return of Stephanie's Father
  Archie Bunker: [to vagrant] Why don't you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life....
• Play in Full Screen Episode 25: Too Good Edith
  Edith Bunker: [final line] You know something, Archie: You're a pip. A real pip....
• Season
• Play in Full Screen Episode : Justice for All
  This was the first pilot filmed. ABC turned it down and another pilot (titled "Those Were the Days")...
• Play in Full Screen Episode : Those Were the Days
  This was the 2nd pilot made for ABC. It wasn't aired until 1998 when TVLand showed it for the first ...