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Who Shot Fozzie? (2011)

Actors: Kevin MacLeod (composer), A.J. Verel (actor), Ken Cosentino (actor), Ken Cosentino (producer), Ken Cosentino (writer), Ken Cosentino (director), Michael Leszczynski (actor), James Ventry (producer), Michael Shimmel (actor), James Ventry (actor), Marco Mendez (actor), Ron Harkins (actor), Richard Brown (actor), Dan Carl (actor), Seth Franks (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Short,

The Muppetless Movie (2011)

Actors: Vincent Gargiulo (actor), Vincent Gargiulo (producer), Vincent Gargiulo (composer), Vincent Gargiulo (director), Vincent Gargiulo (editor), Johnnie Rodriguez (actor), Ted Harvey (actor), Arye Bender (actor), Tom Shaw (actor), Sarah Leight (actor), Erez Shek (actor), Christopher Morrell (actor), Micaela Castro (actress), Elaine Levin (actress), Tom Clark (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Musical, Short,

How the West Was Lost (2008)

Actors: Jack Elam (actor), Henry Fonda (actor), Jack Elam (actor), Horst Buchholz (actor), Bob Dylan (actor), Charles Bronson (actor), Warren Beatty (actor), James Coburn (actor), James Coburn (actor), Gary Cooper (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), Walter Brennan (actor), Fidel Castro (actor), Melvyn Douglas (actor), Rich Hall (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

Undead or Alive: A Zombedy (2007)

Actors: James Denton (actor), Tim Carroll (miscellaneous crew), Leslie Jordan (actor), Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew), Joe Cappelletti (miscellaneous crew), Tony Swatton (miscellaneous crew), Chris Kattan (actor), Matt Besser (actor), James Blackburn (actor), Brian Posehn (actor), J.J. Dalton (miscellaneous crew), Ali Jazayeri (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Chase (actor), Carlos A. Montoya (miscellaneous crew), Jacqueline Roberts (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Army deserter Elmer Winslow and local cowboy Luke Budd are on the run after robbing the evil Sheriff Claypool, stealing his money and fleeing the town, they find themselves with an angry posse on their trail. Joining Elmer and Luke is an Apache warrior, who's out to wreak vengeance on behalf of her decimated people; her plan is to attack the U.S. Army wherever she can find it, and she takes Elmer up on his offer to go with her to the nearest Army outpost he knows. Their plans become complicated when they discover that, as a result of the great Apache Geronimo's curse on the white man, all the people of the surrounding areas have turned into zombies.

Keywords: ambush, arrow-through-head, bare-chested-male-bondage, bell-tolling, biting-the-head-off-a-chicken, blunderbuss, campfire, captured-outlaw, cemetery, colorado-river
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Western,
Taglines: Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.

Quotes:

Elmer: Why are we at the Grand Canyon?::Sue: The Colorado River is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. [Looks at Luke and Elmer] Is this news to both of you?::Elmer: Geography wasn't my thing. I was more of an arts and music guy.::Luke: I was remedial.::Sue: Yeah, but everybody knows that the Colorado River is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I thought you were taking me to a fort at a crossing?::Luke: Sue, please don't yell. He's the one who told you about the army and the fort and all that stuff. That's the first I ever heard of it.::Sue: [Turns to Elmer] You were lying?::Elmer: No, I wasn't lying. He's the one that's supposed to know this country like the back of his hand. I figured once we reached the Colorado it was either left or right to the fort. Personally, I was gonna go straight and let you take it from there with your suicide plot against the U.S. Army.::Sue: I should've left you two for the Cursed.::Elmer: It was your crazy uncle Geronimo set 'em loose. So I don't see either one of us is to blame for our problems right now.::Sue: You wanna blame me for my uncle's curse? I'm not the one who drove him off a cliff, *soldier*. And if I hadn't've found you two idiots, they would have. I hope this plague kills all of you white people.::Elmer: I ain't that big a fan of white people either, sister. At least we got fucking wheels.::Sue: What the hell is that supposed to mean?::Elmer: Wheels... the basic benchmark of civilization. You Indians are supposed to be so great and wise and everything; and I got sympathy for your situation, I do. But you'd still be dragging everything on the ground if we hadn't've brought wheels into this country. And horses. The fucking Spanish brought you your horses, did you know that? Before they got here, you was just a bunch of savages in diapers dragging all your shit around on sticks and blankets.::Sue: That is so ignorant.::Elmer: Seems like you like our guns too; and I ain't even gonna start on the fire water shit.::Sue: Did you invent the wheel, Elmer? No, you didn't. But you're gonna take personal credit for Western Civilization? Your monkey ancestors happened to be born in an area with abundant founder crops; big, slow ruminants, and a lateral continental axis that allowed for the development of agriculture, writing and maritime technology. Not to mention cross-species plagues, which are the real weapons of European conquest. So you invented smallpox; nice going *dick*!::Luke: Monkey ancestors?::Sue: Oh, Jesus Christ. Read a book!::Elmer: What the hell kinda crazy book is that shit in?

Claypool: You say another word and I'm gonna shoot that jaw clean off your face. Then I'm gonna take a shit in your chin hole.

Luke: Well, in case they catch up, I've got Sparkles and Sunshine!

Claypool: Damnit Cletus! What are you doing out there! making a 10-pound ass baby?::Cletus: I'm sorry sheriff. I was trying to pee.::Claypool: How did that go, genius? You figure it all out?::Cletus: I think that thing we got might be worse than what we thought. [Cletus hands the sheriff something]::Claypool: What the fuck are you handing me? A dead baby field mouse?::Cletus: It ain't a dead baby field mouse!::Claypool: [both grunt in disgust] You just made me touch your penis!

Luke: [trying to escape the zombies at the fort,Luke discovers that the zombies ate his horse!] Frisky? Frisky!::Elmer: Frisky's gone to horsy heaven. We'll say a few words later.::Luke: You monsters! I loved Frisky! He was the best damn horse in the whole world and you ate him!

Trip (2001)

Actors: Lukas Jötten (editor), Lukas Jötten (director), Lukas Jötten (producer), Lukas Jötten (writer), Lukas Jötten (composer), Lukas Jötten (actor), Reinhard Klinksiek (actor), Reinhard Klinksiek (miscellaneous crew), Reinhard Klinksiek (actor), Marc Kretschmer (actor), Marc Kretschmer (writer), Marc Kretschmer (producer), Holger Niehoff (miscellaneous crew), Andreas Kinter (actor), Marian Kretschmer (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Sesame Street Unpaved (1999)

Actors: Sonia Manzano (actress), Jim Henson (actor), Jim Henson (actor), Jim Henson (actor), Jim Henson (actor), Jim Henson (actor), Jerry Nelson (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Martin P. Robinson (actor), Caroll Spinney (actor), Paul Benedict (actor), Bob McGrath (actor), Bob McGrath (actor), Loretta Long (actress),

Genres: Documentary, Family,

The Last Innocent Man (1987)

Actors: David Suchet (actor), Bruce McGill (actor), Roger Spottiswoode (director), Mark S. Thomas (miscellaneous crew), Brad Fiedel (composer), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Meshach Taylor (actor), Clarence Williams III (actor), Lance Rosen (actor), Ed Harris (actor), Darrell Larson (actor), Roxanne Hart (actress), Eric Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Robert Lesser (actor), Paul Seydor (editor),

Plot: A criminal defense attorney is seduced by a beautiful woman and reluctantly takes on the defense of her estranged husband who is charged with murder, but finds his career threatened because of the circumstances.

Keywords: based-on-novel, blindfold, bound-and-gagged, breaking-and-entering, cop-killer, courtroom, death, defense-attorney, defense-lawyer, estranged-husband
Genres: Thriller,

Quotes:

Jerry Landau: [after hearing about the huge mess Harry's in] Why the hell didn't you go fishing?

[first lines]::Harry Nash: Rook to Knight 1.::Jonathan Gault: You sure you don't want to look at the board?::Harry Nash: No. Just move it.

Jonathan Gault: Damn. I don't know how you stand all the waiting, Harry. It gives me the willies.::[the phone rings]::Harry Nash: Yes? Okay, we'll be right there.::Jonathan Gault: Moment of truth?::Harry Nash: We'll see.

Harry Nash: Do you ever feel like quitting?::Jerry Landau: With three ex-wives and a Lamborghini to support? Be serious.::Harry Nash: I am serious. I can't remember the last time I represented a decent human being.

Jerry Landau: I'll get you a drink.::Harry Nash: I don't have to drink his liquor.::Jenny Stafford: You didn't have to defend him, either.

Harry Nash: Number One: I wasn't talking to you. Jesus, I hate a woman who smokes.::Jenny Stafford: Yeah, well, we're a lot worse than murderers.::Harry Nash: Number Two: I believe the verdict was not guilty.::Jenny Stafford: So why are you bad mouthing it?::Harry Nash: Look, if I was a surgeon, I wouldn't have to love the guy on the table, would I?::Jenny Stafford: I hadn't thought of that. Surgeons have bloody hands, too.

Harry Nash: Hey, Miss, it's safe to go back inside. I'm leaving.::Jenny Stafford: You should stay. All these people drinking, there's bound to be a nice accident.::Harry Nash: I'm waiting for the next cliché.::Jenny Stafford: Is that all you're waiting for?::Harry Nash: Boy, have you got a mean mouth.::Jenny Stafford: Sue me.

District Attorney: Look, if we were desperate, I'd say, 'Fine. We got nothing to lose.' But the man is a pimp. He's fifty pounds of garbage in a ten pound bag. All Nash has to do is kick it and we'd never get rid of the stench.

Harry Nash: He's on some kind of edge... if we could just prod him, push him, rattle his cage a little bit, I think he might make a mistake.::Burt Matson: Yeah, he might even go after his lawyer who now knows too much.

Jonathan Gault: You put a bent cop in my life, is that it? Nice... move... Harry! That cop would shoot me for running a red light. I bet your hands are clean, aren't they? Hypocrite, liar, adulter... well, they do say, "Never trust a lawyer."

Working Boys (1985)

Actors: Tito Sotto (actor), Jimmy Santos (actor), Larry Silva (actor), Pong Pong (actor), Herbert Bautista (actor), Balot (actor), Bomber Moran (actor), Palito (actor), Max Alvarado (actor), Joaquin Fajardo (actor), Joey de Leon (actor), Manjo del Mundo (actor), Paquito Diaz (actor), Dindo Fernando (actor), Vic Sotto (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Hot Summer Night (1957)

Actors: Ben Lewis (editor), André Previn (composer), George Cisar (actor), Irene Tedrow (actress), James Best (actor), Robert J. Wilke (actor), Claude Akins (actor), Jay C. Flippen (actor), Anthony Jochim (actor), Edward Andrews (actor), Malcolm Atterbury (actor), Leslie Nielsen (actor), Gene O'Donnell (actor), Helen Kleeb (actress), Walter Coy (actor),

Plot: A big-city reporter between jobs is traveling with his wife through a small Ozarks town and gets a lead on a bank robbery. He tracks down the brutal gang that committed the robbery, only to discover that they are something of a source of pride to the locals. His hopes of getting back into the big time with this story are dashed when his "interview" with the gang leader goes awry and he and his wife find themselves hostages.

Keywords: bank-robbery, murder, reporter, season-in-title
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Hot with the blast of gunfire!