My Man Is a Loser (2014)

Actors: John Stamos (actor), Olenka Denysenko (miscellaneous crew), Michael Rapaport (actor), Bryan Callen (actor), Sean Young (actress), Adam Levy (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Wu (miscellaneous crew), Michael Bevins (costume designer), Wass Stevens (actor), Gil O'Brien (actor), Dale Resteghini (producer), Kathy Searle (actress), Ashleigh Tucker (miscellaneous crew), Dasha Kittredge (actress), Phyllis Housen (editor),

Plot: My Man Is A Loser is a full-featured comedy about two married guys who employ their single playboy friend to help them get their mojo back to save their marriages. During the ensuing adventures, things start to backfire leaving the wives to wonder if the new versions of their husbands are worse than the old ones. This movie is projected to be released in 2014 and will deploy billions of Digital impressions including millions of Twitter and Facebook fans and followers helping to promote the film. We expect that this will be the heaviest digitally promoted Independent film to date.

Genres: Comedy,

Breakaway (2011)

Actors: John Rakich (miscellaneous crew), Rob Lowe (actor), Akshay Kumar (producer), Nathan Lomax (miscellaneous crew), Aubrey Graham (actor), Ludacris (actor), Russell Peters (actor), Don Carmody (producer), Cynthia Amsden (miscellaneous crew), Anupam Kher (actor), Akshay Kumar (actor), Winnifred Jong (miscellaneous crew), Susan Shipton (editor), Judah Katz (actor), Gurpreet Guggi (actor),

Plot: A hockey enthusiast since 12 years of age, Toronto-based Rajvinder Singh, even went to the extent of trimming his hair, discarding his Pagri/turban, did not complete his education, incurred the wrath of his father, Darvesh, who wanted him to be involved in the family business as well as confirm and respect Sikh religion principles and values. Hoping to play professional hockey, Rajvinder, along with other fellow Sikh players, instead finds himself treated as the object of ridicule, referred to as a 'joker', by mainstream Caucasian players. Even his friends tease him and ask him to take up 'Guli Danda' and Kabaddi', while his father makes him work for Uncle Sammy as a truck driver. He is attracted to stunning law student Melissa Winters while her brother, Dan, offers to coach Rajvinder and his team. Unable to get themselves included in any team, they form their own, and call it 'Speedy Singhs'. They then set about to make a name for themselves with a coach who is unable to pronounce their names, and assumes that they belong to the same family as all their last names are 'Singh'. The team, headed by Rajvinder, has an uphill task, challenging the reigning champions 'Hammerheads', while Rajvinder must counsel his school-going brother, Gurveer, who is being harassed for looking 'different', deal with family pressures - especially after Darvesh announces that his son has forsaken hockey once and for all.

Keywords: canada, canadian, coach, culture-clash, family-relationships, hockey, hockey-movie, hockey-team, ice-hockey, ice-rink
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sport,

Quotes:

Darvesh Singh: He's clearly punishing us for asking him to give up this ice hockey. White game out, white girl in.::Darvesh Singh: We danced once. Then we had children.

Dark Rising 2: Summer Strikes Back! (2011)

Actors: Michael Ironside (actor), Jim Calarco (actor), Brian L. Pickett (composer), Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang (actor), James Chapple (composer), David Brian Kelly (composer), Angel Williams (actress), PJ Lazic (actor), Ron Payne (actor), Graeme Cornies (composer), Landy Cannon (actor), Andrew Cymek (actor), Andrew Cymek (editor), Andrew Cymek (director), Andrew Cymek (writer),

Plot: Two years after Jason Parks (Landy Cannon) saved Warrior Princess Summer Vale (Brigitte Kingsley) from her life hunting Killopoths in the demon dimension, a sudden surge of supernatural activity and violent attacks have resurfaced on our plane beyond the normal parameters of the portal. The Rising Dark Agency, a black ops division of the government headed by Colonel Haggerd (Michael Ironside), suspects that the mystic strikes suggests the work of Mardock, an evil Demon-god capable of destroying worlds. When a new demon sub-species disrupts Summer's wedding and eats her fiancée, the war on the new Demon Lord begins. With her group of misfits and their BFG's - Summer sets out to destroy Mardock, but no one is prepared for who they find behind the Dark Lord's ascension.

Keywords: blue-bra, blue-bra-and-panties, blue-panties, brief-female-nudity, catfight, cleavage, death-of-fiancee, eaten-alive, female-nudity, first-lesbian-experience
Genres: Sci-Fi,

The Lookout (2007)

Actors: Dave Brown (miscellaneous crew), James Newton Howard (composer), Gary Barber (producer), Roger Birnbaum (producer), Alberta Watson (actress), Walter F. Parkes (producer), Alex Borstein (actress), Carla Gugino (actress), Jeff Daniels (actor), Bruce McGill (actor), Martin Roach (actor), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (actor), David Huband (actor), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: An admired high school hockey player with a bright future foolishly takes a drive in the night with his girlfriend and two other friends with his headlights off with devastating results. The former athlete is left with a brain injury that prevents him from remembering many things for extended periods of time. To compensate, he keeps notes in a small notebook to aid him in remembering what he is to do. He also lives with a blind friend who aids him. Obviously, with the mental incapacitation, he is unable to have meaningful work. Thus he works as a night cleaning man in a bank. It is there he comes under the scrutiny of a gang planning to rob the bank. The leader befriends him and gets him involved with a young woman who further reels him in. After they get close and after reeling him in with his own failures, the bank plan unfolds. Confused but wanting to escape his current existence, he initially goes along with the scheme. After realizing he is being used, he attempts to stop the robbery, which of course immediately goes awry.

Keywords: abuse, accident, adolescent, answering-machine, armored-car, asthma, asthma-attack, athlete, baby, bank
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Whoever has the money has the power

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Chris Pratt: I have the money. I have the power.

[first lines]::Chris Pratt: It only happens once a year, and then they die. It's like a mating ritual or something.::Kelly: Isn't that romantic?

Lewis: I smell money.

Marty: [as he lights up a cigarette] You cannot be serious. That is pathetic.::Gary Spargo: [using his asthma inhaler] That's Chris Pratt.::[hits Marty's seat]::Gary Spargo: Put that fucking thing out.

Lewis: Can I tell you something? You won't get upset?::Chris Pratt: What?::Lewis: I don't think you should go home anymore.

Lewis: You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting blown and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me?::Chris Pratt: Lemons. That's what it is.::Lewis: That's what what is?::Chris Pratt: That's her last name.::Lewis: Luvlee Lemons? That's her name?::Chris Pratt: Well, it's her stage name. She's a performer. Or she was.::Lewis: Ah, and by stage I'm assuming you mean the kind with a pole?::Chris Pratt: What do you mean?::Lewis: Let's move on.

Chris Pratt: This your farm?::Gary Spargo: Uh, you know what, my uncle Bone found it and kind of negotiated with the owner.

Gary Spargo: My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something you're gonna need to remember.

Lewis: Hello?::Chris Pratt: Are you OK?::Lewis: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?::Chris Pratt: Because the lights are on. They're up there, aren't they?::Lewis: Just get out of here.::[Gary hits Lewis and grabs the phone]::Gary Spargo: Come on up here Chris, and let's talk about how we can figure this out.

Gary Spargo: Where is it?::Bone: He says he doesn't remember.::Chris Pratt: Lewis, you ok?::Lewis: [sarcastically] oh, I'm terrific.::Gary Spargo: Don't do this Chris. Just tell me where it is.::Chris Pratt: I don't know where it is.::Bone: Bullshit.

Air Hockey (2005)

Actors: Tom Strnad (editor), Tom Strnad (writer), Sean Cisterna (writer), Cheryl Meyer (actress), Adam Rodness (actor), Kristian Bruun (actor), James Hartnett (actor), Jeff Deverett (producer), Ryan Hyland (actor), Berry Meyerowitz (producer), Ryan Hyland (director), John Paris (actor), Kim Kirchoff (actress), Sundance Clugston (actress), Jesse Phillips (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Soccer of the Dead (2005)

Actors: Jason Impey (actor), Jason Impey (producer), Jason Impey (writer), Jason Impey (director), Jason Impey (editor), Peter Watson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Zombie Football!

Waking Up Wally: The Walter Gretzky Story (2005)

Actors: Robert Bockstael (actor), Victoria Snow (actress), Ralph Brunjes (editor), Shaun Johnston (actor), Claude Forest (miscellaneous crew), Tom McCamus (actor), Christopher Dedrick (composer), Tom Cox (producer), Kris Holden-Ried (actor), Nathaniel Arcand (actor), Jordy Randall (producer), Michele Patsula (miscellaneous crew), Brian Paul (actor), Tony Desmond (miscellaneous crew), Don Cherry (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama, Family, Sport,

Stuck on You (2003)

Actors: Adam Shankman (actor), Jeffrey Ross (actor), Adam Shankman (actor), Doug Jones (actor), Frankie Muniz (actor), Greg Kinnear (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Dane Cook (actor), Griffin Dunne (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Googy Gress (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Luke Wilson (actor), Jesse Ventura (actor),

Plot: Bob and Walt Tenor are twin brothers, who not only share a passion for life, but also a liver. Thanks to their teamwork, being conjoined twins is not a handicap to them. But, when Walt's dreams of stardom of acting on the screen and Bob's shyness clashes, they both begin to fall out. This doesn't help when Bob's Internet girl arrives in town, unaware of their handicap, and when Walt gains his own TV show with Cher.

Keywords: actor, airplane, anxiety, apple-computer, backstage-west-the-newspaper, bar, barney's-beanery-west-hollywood, baseball, beating, beer
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Brothers stick together A Farrelly outrageous comedy. Whatever happens to the boys, one thing is certain. Nothing will ever come between them. Brothers. Best Friends. Twins. (Joined at the waist by 9 inches of flesh). This is Bob. This is Walt. A new comedy from the director of There's Something About Mary and Shallow Hal.

Quotes:

1st AD: Excuse me, Miss Cher, there's a few fans outside hoping for autographs.::Cher: Allright, but I am not taking any pictures.::Cute Autograph Girl: Oh shit, it's just Cher.

May: [to Bob and Walt] Look, I was hoping we could have a word in private, I mean just the three of us.

May: [to motel clerk] Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if Bob was alone, would you?::Moe: I highly doubt it.

Bob: Hey, I'm alone!::Convenience Store Patron: Great buddy, you're gonna stay that way, too!

Rocket: [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!::Bob: Hey, up yours, Rocket!::Rocket: [sarcastically] Oh, Great Comeback.

Cher: I was a bitch with a capital C.

Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.::Bob: We're not Siamese. We're American.

Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?::Bob: Grab.::Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.

Cher: [to extremely young lover, while in bed together] Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.

Walt: She's got mace.

Edge City (1998)

Actors: Mark Webber (actor), John M. Jackson (actor), Mario Grigorov (composer), Charlie Hofheimer (actor), Christopher Mann (actor), Lori Elberg (actress), Peter Patrikios (actor), Eugene Martin (writer), Eugene Martin (producer), Eugene Martin (director), Patrick McDade (actor), David Raynor (miscellaneous crew), Gary E. Irwin (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Kirkpatrick (actor), Juli Vizza (editor),

Plot: Two suburban girls fall victims of a rude, but harmless, prank by some boys whose origins are not clear, but the girls think they are from Philadelphia. Rumours make "almost rape" from the prank, and revenge is needed, so tension between kids from urban Philadelphia and suburban Springville escalates.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Drama,

Slap Shot (1977)

Actors: Ned Dowd (miscellaneous crew), Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew), Melinda Dillon (actress), Swoosie Kurtz (actress), Paul Newman (actor), Tom Bronson (costume designer), Michael Ontkean (actor), Strother Martin (actor), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Lindsay Crouse (actress), Macon McCalman (actor), Paul Dooley (actor), Ned Dowd (actor), Marvin Weldon (miscellaneous crew), Ruth Santarone (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Located in the US Rust Belt, Charlestown is home of the hapless Chiefs, a losing Federal League hockey team whose games are poorly attended. To make money, the team's unknown owner makes its manager, Joe McGrath, do cheesy publicity much to the players' chagrin. Rumors abound among the players that if the local mill closes, the team will fold. Just before the official announcement is made, the team's aging player/coach, Reggie Dunlop, does get wind that the mill is indeed closing and that this season will be the team's last. Beyond efforts to reconcile with his wife Francine, who loves Reggie but doesn't love his career, Reggie begins to focus on how to renew interest in the team for a possible sale as he knows if the team folds, his hockey career is over. Without telling anyone of his plan, he begins a rumor that the owner is negotiating a sale with a city in Florida. He also decides that "goon" hockey - most especially using the untapped talents of the recently acquired childlike but quietly menacing Hanson brothers - is the way to renew local interest. It works as the team begins to attract new fans, sell out games, sell out away games attended largely by their groupies, and win, which does fuel the rumor of a sale. The one team member who doesn't like this new style is Ned Braden, a college graduate who plays the game solely because he loves it. His hockey career is against the wishes of his tomboyish wife, Lily, who hates everything about Charlestown and being a hockey wife. Reggie's goal of winning the league championship and having the team sold takes a turn when he finally meets the team's owner and discovers the owner's motivations. Ned, with his own views of what is right and wrong in hockey, may come up with an unexpected way to achieve all their goals.

Keywords: 1970s, airborne-vehicle, alcoholism, ambulance, arguing-with-a-referee, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, beauty-parlor, booster-club, bouncing-breasts
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sport,
Taglines: Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs... you'll see Paul Newman doing things you'd never expect him to do... saying things you'd never expect him to say! If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you better look up a psychiatric!!

Quotes:

Jim Carr: Well I may be bald, but at least I'm not chickenshit like you!

Reggie Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!

[after meeting the Hansons]::Reggie Dunlop: Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!::McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.::Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!::McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves::Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it!::McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.::Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.::Reggie Dunlop: Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?

Jim Carr: Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?::Ned Braden: I hate my father.::Jim Carr: Is that right?::Ned Braden: That's what I said, isn't it?

Lily Braden: You're bullshit, you're really bullshit.::Ned Braden: You're drunk.::Reggie Dunlop: You're right, he's bullshit.::Lily Braden: Yeah? Well, he and I are the only decent items in this town::[Leaves]::Reggie Dunlop: That's great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Shes just scrappin' Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her?::Denis Lemieux: Oh yeah, he love her. He tell me 'I love her.'::Reggie Dunlop: Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that?::Denis Lemieux: No way, he got a big cock, like horse.

[after losing at poker]::Denis Lemieux: Fuck. I lose my blouse.::Jim Ahern: Shirt... shirt.::Denis Lemieux: Shit.

Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.

McGrath: Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.::Ned Braden: You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original.::Jim Ahern: That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?

[repeated line]::Dickie Dunn: I tried to capture the spirit of the thing.